Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Wang Xiaoming secretly read all the comments on Jingyu's Weibo about him, ignoring those who wanted to join him and Jingyu in CP and those who took the opportunity to confess to Jingyu. In addition to the party's unfriendly attitude towards him, other fans of Jingyu's girl still have a good impression of him, and some cute girls even asked Wang Xiaoming's Weibo in the comments.

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt a little giddy...

Lovely girls, be impressed by my boxer underpants!

But seeing a girl asking about his Weibo, Wang Xiaoming decided to apply for a trumpet after thinking about it for a minute.

This is a must, this is his first step in hooking up with girls!

When Pidianpidian came back after applying for a trumpet, Wang Xiaoming seriously changed the Weibo name to the old Wang Kua me handsome next door, and then put the Weibo address in the personal profile of station B.

After completing this great cause, Wang Xiaoming was satisfied and posted the first Weibo of the small account—Hello everyone, I am handsome and witty, the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome, single, and a cute girl who likes short hair.

... Isn't this Weibo revealing a bit of ambition?

Wang Xiaoming thought about it seriously for a minute, and decided to post this Weibo.

After posting on Weibo, Wang Xiaoming found that the small account had gained dozens of fans, and it took only a few minutes before and after. Even if it was his V plus size, it could not gain so many fans in a few minutes, so Wang Xiaoming hugged The fluttering mentality of "will there be any cute girl fans" opened the reminder of new fans...

Then he pissed again.

Because in his reminder of new fans, there is a name that makes his heart skip a beat—Jingyu.

Jingyu pays close attention to me!

Wang Xiaoming was so excited that he almost rolled his face on the keyboard... No, he has to run [-] laps downstairs to calm down!

After calming down, Wang Xiaoming thought about it for a minute, and immediately returned to fans of Jingyu. Then, Wang Xiaoming looked at the four meaningful characters [mutual attention], and his heart was extremely frightened, so he forgot the previous shame again, and took a screenshot and ran to The group was stunned.

So handsome that he has no friends: Heh heh heh, look!Jingyu has followed me! [Screenshot] So handsome that I have no friends: Even the gods are impressed by my boxer underpants!I'm so handsome that I have no friends!

Desert seven wolves: no trace of PS, P is good

So handsome that he has no friends: This is not mine!I don't know how to PS!This is real!

Master Diancang: Why does Jingyu pay attention to you?Because you're stupid or because you're handicapped?

So handsome that he has no friends: He is clearly impressed by my personal charm!Falling under my boxer underpants!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Understood, it must be a mistake

Too handsome to have any friends: Get out, don't talk nonsense!

Desert Seven Wolves: It wasn’t a mistake, maybe he was blind

Too handsome to have any friends: ...you gays!roll roll roll!

... Can this still be fun to play? ! !

Wang Xiaoming forked off the group angrily.

then……

After thinking silently for a minute, Wang Xiaoming found sadly that he really couldn't think of any reason why Jingyu would pay attention to him... The more Wang Xiaoming thought about it, the more frightened he became, maybe it was just like what the teasers in the group said, Jingyu would pay attention to him Just a mistake or misreading?

After a fierce ideological struggle, Wang Xiaoming timidly sent a private message to Jingyu with a small account, the content is as follows——

Jing Yu Da Da, I have heard about the name for a long time, I feel very happy to be followed by you, but did you follow the wrong one?I'm just a small and transparent hand, can you take a serious look at my ID to see if I have paid attention to it wrongly?

The tone was so sincere that Wang Xiaoming himself was moved.

After sending the private message, Wang Xiaoming once again found that Weibo had gained a hundred followers again, so fast that even Wang Xiaoming was a little envious and hated himself.

Wang Xiaoming rubbed his chin, and began to think carefully about what video should be recorded today. What games do not require operation or IQ?Minesweeper?card?Lianliankan?Tetris?

Wang Xiaoming was thinking hard, but suddenly saw the private message light up, and when he opened it, it was a private message from Jingyu.

——Sorry, I made a mistake, please cancel it now_(:з"∠)_

Wang Xiaoming immediately felt his heart sink... The teasers in the group were right!Woooooo, it's really impossible for a handicapped man like him to have the attention of a great god!

——QAQ is okay, the next time you look at the ID, be serious and hold back your sadness, Wang Xiaoming typed silently.

My heart hurts, as if something is broken.

Is that his broken glass heart...

Just when Wang Xiaoming fell into self-disgust mode again, the shocking private message came again.

——Just kidding, how could such a hand mistake be made?

——I think your video is very interesting_(:з"∠)_

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that his sky lit up...

So Wang Xiaoming immediately replied——QAQ, thank you Jingyu Da!I also like the video of Jingyu Dada very much!I have watched all the live horror games of Stormy Storm!

The current Wang Xiaoming seems to be able to understand those thousands of girls who cry out to be a male god on Weibo every day, I want to give you a baby. If it wasn't because he was a boy, he would also want to shout twice.

After a few minutes of stormy weather, I replied - thank you for liking (*/ω＼*)

You're welcome!It should be!When Wang Xiaoming was about to send a longer message to express his endless love for Jingyu (video), he suddenly saw a sentence from Jingyu——I am planning a two-person narrated horror Are you interested in the live game?I think your commentary style is quite suitable_(:з"∠)_

His commentary style... fits well?

Wang Xiaoming was at a loss for a while, but quickly put this trivial question behind him. Now his eyes and mind are full of what Jingyu just said, and the live horror game explained by the two of them!

If you don't hold your thighs at this time, when will you wait?Facing Jingyu's protruding thick thighs, Wang Xiaoming immediately rushed forward with eyes full of beauty, wanting to hug Jingyu's thick and smooth thighs!No matter which circle, hugging the thigh of a master is never wrong. As one of the master writers of Jidian, Wang Xiaoming has been hugged by countless little transparent people who want to be in the top position. Before that, Wang Xiaoming still couldn't understand why some people like to hug the thigh. Now he can fully understand the feelings of those who want to hug the thigh-because the thigh hug is really... very cool!

Imagine that once he cooperates with Jingyu, with the blessing of Jingyu's fame, he will attract a lot of viewers and attract more girls... At that time, his girl fans will be like riding on a rocket. Cengcengceng rise!Imagining that soon there will be a large wave of girl fans crazily swiping the screen on his Weibo, the male god I want to give birth to you, Wang Xiaoming can't hold back the excitement in his heart!

Wang Xiaoming immediately replied to Jingyu—QAQ yes!have!have!

Important things must be said three times!

Jingyu replied quickly—well, please add me to Penguin, 11111111

Wang Xiaoming immediately went to search for Jingyu's Penguin, applied to add friends, and verified that the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome.

Jingyu's confirmation message came soon, and Wang Xiaoming felt elated when he heard the wonderful coughing sound of Penguin System.

However, just when Wang Xiaoming couldn't wait to jump up and hug Jingyu's thigh, Jingyu was the first to send a question - so handsome that he has no friends?

Wang Xiaoming was silent.

He looked up at his penguin name—it was indeed so handsome that he had no friends.

……its not right!What the hell is he using his pen name as Penguin!He's an idiot off his vest!

Even if he wants to deny it now and apply for a trumpet, it is too late, because he coquettishly added N more than his own fan group of book fans, many of his fans know his penguin number, even his Baidu Encyclopedia If he hadn't set it so that no one can add him as a friend, his penguin number would have been blown up long ago, so... he really lost his vest!

Wang Xiaoming was silent for a few minutes, then typed feebly and asked——

Too handsome to have friends: Well, do you know Amway?