God help me

Chu Xiaotang walked out of the pet hospital with the hamster villa in his hand, with disappointment on his face.

"Fang Tangtang and Chu Xingxing are both male hamsters, so it's hopeless to have baby hamsters." Chu Xiaotang sighed, "I clearly saw them having sex last night."

Fang Shenxing took the hamster villa from Chu Xiaotang's hands, and said from the side: "The owner is gay, so can't the hamster be gay?" He used the most simple and rude reasoning.

"That's right!" Chu Xiaotang suddenly realized, as if the worries just now were all bullshit, "I can't even lay an egg, why force them both."

Laying eggs... This metaphor is really special.Fang Shenxing looked at Chu Xiaotang's belly, and then at Chu Xiaotang's butt. If Chu Xiaotang could have a baby, he would have made Chu Xiaotang pregnant.

Chu Xiaotang took Fang Shenxing's hand and ran back. Fang Shenxing held the two hamsters and dared not make any big moves. He pinched Chu Xiaotang's hand and said, "Slow down, they can't keep up with your speed."

"That's right! I forgot about it when I was excited." Chu Xiaotang stopped, turned his head and looked at Fang Shenxing with a happy smile, "Just now when I entered the pet hospital, I saw a huge hamster villa at the door, three floors Yes, it's much more luxurious than this one! How about we buy it back and make Fang Tangtang and Chu Xingxing's wedding room?"

"Do you like it?"

"like!"

"Then buy it!"

The two asked and answered, and Fang Shenxing's straightforward answer was transmitted to Chu Xiaotang's ears and all turned into the same pronunciation - buy, buy, buy!

After buying a three-storey villa, Chu Xiaotang wanted to eat candied haws again, so he took out his pockets and found out that he didn't have a wallet with him.

Fang Shenxing said: "It's okay, I brought it, the right pocket, take it yourself."

Chu Xiaotang fumbled along the way, and Fang Shenxing paid for the journey.

The two returned home full of rewards, Chu Xiaotang said with emotion: "Male god, I didn't realize that you are also a local tyrant!"

Fang Shenxing couldn't help laughing: "Except for the hamster villa, everything else is only [-] yuan. It's too cheap for me, a local tyrant."

Chu Xiaotang shook his head solemnly: "No, no, it's not about the amount of money spent, but also the attitude of spending money! You see, you buy and buy all the way without even hitting a single one. Isn't that the style of a local tyrant."

"Really? Next time you fancy a house, I'll buy a house, and a car if you fancy a car. Try to be a qualified local tyrant."

"Pfft! The local tyrant god, quickly accept my knee."

Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "I want a heart more than my knees."

"Then I gave it to you a long time ago." After talking too much about love, Chu Xiaotang also slipped a lot of words, winking at Fang Shenxing strangely, standing on the ground and twisting around.He deliberately made these movements, which made Fang Shenxing laugh out loud.

Fang Shenxing only felt that all the cute things in the world could not match Chu Xiaotang alone."Chirp" forcefully on Chu Xiaotang's face, and Chu Xiaotang also hugged his neck and "popped" on his cheek.

The two masters kissed and rolled together.No one noticed that in the newly renovated three-story luxury hamster villa, Fang Tangtang slapped Chu Xingxing's head with his short hand, and Chu Xingxing looked at Fang Tangtang bitterly, screaming for you Why did you hit me again.

Fang Tang Tang Zhi Zhi Zhi—If you don’t hit anyone, I’ll give you half of my snacks!

Chu Xingxing Zhizhizhi—then you are still playing with my ass!

Fang Tangtang screamed even more vigorously - you are my wife!

Chu Xingxing yelled aggrievedly - I am the husband!

Hmph, if you don't personally, you won't know who is whose husband.Fang Tangtang glanced at Chu Xiaotang who was pressed by Fang Shenxing on the sofa, the master is Gong, of course I am Gong too!As for you, Chu Xingxing, you should obediently have sex with the bastard who stole my chicken nuggets.

The Fang family and the Chu family made an appointment to meet at noon.

Chu Xiaotang was so nervous that he couldn't even sleep late in the morning, and woke up when the sky was still dark outside.

Fang Shenxing was a light sleeper, and would wake up with the slightest movement.He subconsciously stretched out his hand to hug Chu Xiaotang into his arms and asked, "Are you awake?"

"Can't sleep." Chu Xiaotang turned over and asked Fang Shenxing, "Aren't you nervous?"

Fang Shenxing opened his eyes and found that the word nervous was written all over Chu Xiaotang's face.Fang Shenxing smiled and shook his head: "There's nothing to be nervous about. You met my parents and I met yours. Both families agree that we are together, just for a casual meal."

"I understand this truth, but I just can't control my nervousness." Chu Xiaotang poked Fang Shenxing's chest, "Do you think I'm too worthless?"

Fang Shenxing deliberately teased him: "A little bit."

"Ahhh, I think so too." Chu Xiaotang rubbed his head anxiously, his already messy hair became even messier after being tossed about by him.

"Okay, don't rub it anymore, if you keep rubbing it, it will become a bird's nest." Fang Shenxing pressed Chu Xiaotang's hand, and said with a smile, "Lie down for a while, and I will accompany you out for a walk after breakfast. It’s just when you have nothing to do, you will think about it.”

In order to stop Chu Xiaotang from thinking about it, Fang Shenxing turned on the B station of his mobile phone, and the two of them huddled under the covers early in the morning to browse the game area.

I don’t know what’s going on recently, a large wave of UP masters have started to play minecraft.This game has been around since 2009, and Fang Shenxing played it a long time ago, before he even joined Bilibili.

Having not played for many years, Fang Shenxing felt that it was kind to others to play MC.

It was the first time for Chu Xiaotang to come into contact with this game. After watching it for a while, he became very interested in this game in which buildings can be constructed by freely creating and destroying different types of blocks in three-dimensional space.

"Male god, male god, can this game be online?"

"can."

"Let's play this!" Chu Xiaotang's eyes were shining, as bright as stars in the night sky.

"Okay, I'll play when I get back tonight."

Chu Xiaotang wrinkled his nose: "I'm not very good at playing yet. When I get familiar with it, we will also record the MC live!"

Fang Shenxing said: "Yes, we will record husband and wife files in the future."

When mentioning the live recording, Chu Xiaotang immediately remembered his "old business": "Hahaha, Iwanna can't be online."

"Maybe someday it will be."

Iwanna online?How to play then?The topic of the two quickly jumped to the gameplay of Iwanna's online game. Fang Shenxing's brain was wide open, and Chu Xiaotang was so stunned that he couldn't even close his jaw.

"Two people play a map at the same time, one person is responsible for setting obstacles, and the other person overcomes obstacles. The obstacles are randomly set by the person responsible for setting them, and each time you play is a new way of playing."

"..." Chu Xiaotang was speechless, silent for a long time, and put out a line of words with difficulty, "This version of yours is not a game, it is simply a tool for Shaking S to toss and shake M!"

Fang Shenxing frowned: "Isn't it suitable for you and me?"

Help... What the male god said made sense, but I was speechless.Chu Xiaotang blinked at Fang Shenxing, changed the subject and said, "I'm going to post it on Weibo and see what everyone says."

"Send it, I'm getting up and cooking, and accompany me to a place later. I've been there, go straight to the restaurant."

Chu Xiaotang, who was sending a text message, nodded and said, "No problem."

After posting Weibo, Chu Xiaotang remembered to ask Fang Shenxing where he was going.It's a pity that Fang Shenxing was so secretive that Chu Xiaotang couldn't find out after asking for a long time.

"You'll find out when you wait." Fang Shenxing said casually, but Chu Xiaotang was still hooked by him.

After hastily eating breakfast, Chu Xiaotang didn't even let Fang Shenxing wash the dishes, and hurriedly dragged him outside: "Go to the place you said first."

Half an hour later, Chu Xiaotang stood at the entrance of the shopping mall and asked puzzledly, "This is the place you mentioned?"

Fang Shenxing nodded with a smile, and led Chu Xiaotang straight to the destination.

"Do you like this ring?" Fang Shenxing nodded through the glass on the counter.

Where did Chu Xiaotang care to look at the style of the ring, the fact that Fang Shenxing brought him to buy a ring was enough for him to digest for a while: "You, want to give me a ring?"

"Miss, please take out this one." Taking the ring from the sales lady, Fang Shenxing grabbed Chu Xiaotang's hand and helped him put it on. The size of the ring was just right, Fang Shenxing asked, "I like it." ?"

After looking at it for more than twenty years, a ring suddenly appeared on his hand. The silver-white men's ring was generous and simple, with a few patterns and diamonds dotted on it. Chu Xiaotang fell in love with it after just one glance.

Fang Shenxing's inquiry sounded in his ears, and Chu Xiaotang replied subconsciously: "I like it."

"Two are the same, don't wrap them up."

The sales lady looked at Fang Shenxing, and then at Fang Shenxing, and couldn't help but groaning - tall, rich and handsome really only like cute boys.

Fang Shenxing finished swiping the card, paid the money, and put his own ring into Chu Xiaotang's hand.

Chu Xiaotang raised his head blankly, Fang Shenxing shook his hand at him, and separated his five fingers, the meaning was obvious.

Chu Xiaotang blankly helped Fang Shenxing put on the ring, and walked out of the mall with Fang Shenxing blankly.

"Hey, come back to God."

Chu Xiaotang let out an "ah", unable to believe what happened just now.It's enough to shock the world when two men are together, but Fang Shenxing actually took him to buy a ring in public!

Chu Xiaotang grabbed Fang Shenxing's hand: "God, is there a diamond on this ring?" Chu Xiaotang, who lost his focus again, was hopeless!

Fang Shenxing said, "Yes."

Chu Xiaotang said: "Diamonds are very expensive!"

"Fortunately."

"How much is this ring?"

"No house or car is expensive."

"Lord god, do you still remember what you said yesterday?"

"I remember everything I said to you." Fang Shenxing turned around suddenly, and said to Chu Xiaotang with a seriousness he had never had before, "I have never made a promise to you since I met you. Now, I just want to ask you one thing."

Chu Xiaotang remained motionless nervously, as if someone had acupuncture points fixed there.He looked straight at Fang Shenxing, looking forward to every word that would come out of Fang Shenxing's mouth.

"Would you like to spend this life with me?"

After Fang Shenxing finished speaking, a big smile appeared on Chu Xiaotang's face, and he replied without hesitation: "Yes, yes!"

January [-]st, the first day of each Gregorian calendar year.In the new year and new weather, Fang Shenxing locked Chu Xiaotang by his side with a small ring, and at the same time locked himself with him.

Fang's parents and Fang Jinyan came to the hotel, and they happened to arrive at the same time as Chu's parents and Chu Xiaoxiao.The two families took the same elevator and entered the same box.

The Fang family looked at the Chu family in surprise, and the Chu family looked at the Fang family in astonishment.Fate is really wonderful.

Chu Xiaotang stood at the door of the box, Fang Shenxing asked him: "Are you still nervous?"

Chu Xiaotang took Fang Shenxing's hand, and the two identical rings shone under the light.

"Don't be nervous."

"Go in?"

"it is good!"

He didn't know what was waiting for Chu Xiaotang across the door, but with Fang Shenxing around, he was fearless.No matter how much pain and suffering there is in this world, as long as he calls out "God save me", Fang Shenxing will appear immediately.

"Male god." The moment the door was pushed open, Chu Xiaotang called Fang Shenxing in a low voice.

Fang Shenxing glanced at him immediately, and the smile on Chu Xiaotang's face became brighter.

Look, my male god is more powerful than summoned beasts!

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Mr. Wan for finally taking the stupid Tangtang home~