God help me

A Hamster Diary

My name is Fang Tangtang, and I am a handsome, noble and domineering milk tea hamster.

My coat color is light gray with a very uniform color, which means I am a purebred milk tea hamster.

My master's name is Fang Shenxing, so I don't have a name.Until one day, the master pointed at my head with a smile and said to me: "From today on, you will be called Tangtang."

I am very happy, not only because I have a name, but also because of the meaning behind the name given to me by the master.You know, those hamsters that no one wants have no names.

Although some hamsters have owners, their owners did not name them.The reason here is very simple, we can't afford a name, it's all because of the importance the owner attaches to our hamster.

Tangtang is a good name, so Fang's surname is directly used as the owner's surname.If the master doesn't like me, why would he let me have the same surname as him?

I'm sure the master must like me very, very much.So, I swear that I will work harder to please the master in the future.

My host is Fang Shenxing, and according to my gossip with the mouse who messed around with the trash can downstairs, he is a university teacher and the owner of a gallery.In human terms, my master is tall, rich and handsome.

I am moved and proud to have such a host. He bought me many kinds of snacks, and it was the first time I tasted many kinds of delicious food.The stingy owner of the pet shop was reluctant to give me these. There were only a few snacks in a week, and I had tasted more than 40 kinds of snacks in the owner's house for only one week.

During the days of living in the pet shop, I have heard many times that men and women who only know how to touch me, take advantage of me, and refuse to give me snacks say that they want to find tall, rich and handsome boyfriends.I didn't understand this sentence at first, but it wasn't until I met the owner that I realized that even if Gao Fushuai is a pet, it's great!

My unnamed hamster friends and my rat friends on campus envied me for having a good master.I proudly raised my chin at them and said, "Hmph, not everyone is as lucky as me."

Yes, I've been lucky all my life.I was born in a pet shop and lived in a pet shop. As soon as I got tired of the food in the pet shop, I was bought by the owner.

I think that I must have been a kind person or a kind animal in my previous life, so I will meet my master in this life.But not long after, I met the enemy of my previous life.

In my previous life, my name was Chu Xiaotang, and my master likes to call him Tangtang.

Damn, this person actually calls me the same name!It really pissed me off, especially when the owner called Tangtang.When I raised my head to show cuteness to my master and found out that it was him and not me that the master was calling, my anger at him was enough to ignite the sawdust sitting under my buttocks.

The master must be close to him because he has the same name as mine.Otherwise, just because he flooded his master's house with water and foam at the same time, how could his master be with such a king of destruction?

Just because this Chu Xiaotang has the same name as mine, he easily won the favor of the master, which is really unfair.

Most importantly, the owner asked him to feed me snacks, and he even stole my favorite chicken nuggets.

No!He ate it in front of me!

Take away my snacks, this feud is irreconcilable!

From this point of view, Chu Xiaotang is my enemy in this life.But why did I say that he was my enemy in my previous life?

The reason is very simple, if he didn't make enemies in the previous life, how could he come to ask me for it in this life?

It's nothing to rob me of snacks, but he also robbed my master and my territory.When I finally accepted that the master was with him, and I had to face this hateful bastard every day, he found a helper and came back not long after molesting me!

Damn, I will have another hamster to live with me in my villa from now on; another hamster will eat my snacks with me from now on; I will have another hamster to compete with me for my running wheel from now on!Not even my bathroom, my toilet, it's the saddest thing in the world.

Chu Xiaotang, oh Chu Xiaotang, I must have slaughtered your whole family in my previous life, not even the ants you raised.Otherwise, how could you happily ask my master for credit after finishing this series of damn things?

And my master was completely confused by Chu Xiaotang, he even said to him with a smile on his face: "Fang Tangtang, you have to get along well with Chu Xingxing."

In ancient times, beauty misled the country, but today there are male sex misleading the owner.

sad sad.

I kept shaking my head.

Chu Xingxing, hehe, has the same surname as Chu Xiaotang, so he is indeed a spy sent by Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang, oh Chu Xiaotang, you really are a very scheming and narrow-minded person!

The master and Chu Xiaotang left, their smiles were dazzling to me, and when Chu Xiaotang walked to the door, he turned around and smiled at me like a winner, it was really heartbreaking.

Looking away, I looked at the villa again. There was only a hamster with a dazzling golden fur, which made me feel that the life of a rat was difficult.

How will I live in the future, I really want to go far away with my burden on my back.

When I kicked away the sawdust and dug out my stash of beef cubes from inside, Chu Xingxing approached me with lightning speed, stretched his short and thick neck and asked, "What's delicious?"

Is that idiot so eager to take my snack away?

Humph, I won't let you do what you want.

In the blink of an eye, I figured out a lot of things.

Didn't Chu Xiaotang just want to find a hamster to restrain me?

I just don't like you.

Didn't Chu Xingxing just want the dove to occupy the magpie's nest, and want to eat and use mine in the future?

Even if I can't beat you, I won't make people feel better.

I stuffed the still treasured food into my mouth in two or three mouthfuls, and I swung my paws and scratched Chu Xingxing a few times. Although I didn't pick up a few golden hairs from him, it was not enjoyable, but at least it had the effect of deterring the enemy.

Look, Chu Xingxing's shocked and stupefied look is just because he is afraid of me?

"Why are you tickling me?"

When I sat on the ground and finished eating the fourth melon seeds, Chu Xingxing squeezed out these words with a sad face, the expression on his face looked like I was bullying him.It's really funny, he was the one who came to bully me, he pretended to be a victim, he must have learned from Chu Xiaotang.

I bared my incomparably sharp teeth trained by eating melon seeds at him: "If you tickle you, I will tickle you, so there is so much nonsense!"

Chu Xingxing stammered and said, "You, how can you be so unreasonable."

"Reason?" I snorted coldly, "You're going to rob me of food, why should I rob you?"

"You misunderstood." Chu Xingxing deliberately showed a surprised expression on his face, pretending to be very similar, "I came to be your husband, not to grab food from you."

"Who wants you to be my husband? I'm also a man!" I took the opportunity to scratch Chu Xingxing's paw again, and said that I was not a spy, and I couldn't even make up lies.It seems that Chu Xiaotang has found a pig teammate, haha, it's easy to handle.

Chu Xingxing was still there in a daze. He rubbed the place where I scratched and said, "Huh? Did the master make a mistake?"

The bewildered expression was as similar as it was, for a moment, I was almost fooled by him.If the hamster world also held the Best Actor Award, Chu Xingxing would definitely be the best actor.

As a hamster with a high IQ, of course I will not easily enter the order, nor will I easily break through Chu Xingxing's pale lies.If you want to play, I will play with you.

I screamed at the top of my voice, "Nonsense, what can that idiot do right? He just loves to grab my chicken nuggets! I have a sworn feud with him!"

"what?"

Chu Xingxing had another dumbfounded expression, and he looked particularly in need of a beating.I couldn't help stretching out my hand and scratching his butt, always scratching his head if he was found out, it would be miserable.

How could a witty hamster like me leave something for Chu Xiaotang to talk about.While I was proud, I couldn't help feeling that Chu Xingxing looked skinny, but I didn't expect his butt to be quite elastic.

I touched my butt quietly again, it was not very flexible, I don't know how Chu Xingxing practiced it, if he is not an enemy, I can discuss it with him.

"Is there a misunderstanding between you and the master?"

I was thinking about important things, and Chu Xingxing talked close to me again, which shocked me.Reflexively scratched his butt twice: "Stay away from me!"

Chu Xingxing raised his short hand, smiled and said, "Don't be so fierce, I'm your husband."

"Fart! I'm a man too." Damn Chu Xingxing actually forced me to swear, it's disgusting.Don't think that if you look good when you smile, I will be fooled.

Chu Xingxing was stunned for a while, and asked: "Can't the public and the public be together?"

He gave me a dark look that made me feel like a short-sighted hamster.

Damn, of course I know that the male and the male can be together, isn't my master just bewitched by your master, that male vixen?

"I! No! Stir! Ji!" I emphasized every word, the master is a male vixen, and even the helper he recruited is of the same kind.I am not the master, and I will not be fooled by you.

In order to prevent Chu Xingxing from stealing my snacks when I'm not paying attention.I quickly chewed the delicious food in my mouth and wiped them out.Even when I'm full, I don't want to stop.It's too embarrassing to eat it for the enemy after running a few hundred laps.

I'm a handsome, smart and noble milk tea hamster, how can I lose face.

Probably because my food was so delicious, Chu Xingxing, who had been scratched by me for countless times, dared to ask: "What do you eat? Is it delicious?"

The way he swallowed his saliva was very silly. In order to stimulate him, I raised my chin on purpose and said, "Yeah, it's very delicious. You don't know. The master likes to feed me snacks and buy all kinds of delicious food." Keep it for me."

Chu Xingxing, who was aroused by me, was almost drooling.He asked, "Can, can you give me a taste?"

I smiled at him, and when he got close to me, I quickly scratched his ass, well, it felt so good.

"Of course not!" The way I bared my teeth must be particularly intimidating, otherwise why would he back away again and again.But this still makes me unhappy.The whole villa is mine, why should I have an extra hamster living with me?

When I was full, I planned to digest it in another way. I raised my two paws and chased after Chu Xingxing.As long as I touch him, I will scratch him a few times until I push him to the corner of the villa. I still think he is an eyesore.

I was wondering if I could push him out through the gap in the railing when I heard footsteps slowly approaching.

somebody is coming!I moved my ears vigilantly, got into the running wheel and ran.

The master and the enemy came to me, and both of them smelled fragrant. It was the fragrance of bath liquid, and I smelled it when I escaped from prison.

Chu Xiaotang asked us with a smile: "How are you two getting along?"

That smile is really disgusting.

"It must be bad, get him away quickly." I glanced at Chu Xingxing and squeaked loudly.

Chu Xiaotang smiled even more happily: "Short oil, male god, you can see that Fang Tangtang has only been with Chu Xingxing for such a short time, and he fell in love with him."

The host asked confusedly, "How did you find out?"

Chu Xiaotang pointed to me, then pointed to Chu Xingxing and said, "You see Fang Tangtang always looks at Chu Xingxing, our daughter must be very satisfied with the husband we chose for her."

"..." I don't like it at all!

I looked at the master, but the master didn't look at me. His expression seemed to be deep in thought, and he seemed to be in a daze. I didn't even see my buttocks twisting at him.

It seems that the master is deeply tempted by the enemy.

I sighed melancholy, I can't count on the master who is stunned by male sex, and I can only rely on myself in the future.

"Huh? Why is Chu Xingxing sticking to the railing?" Chu Xiaotang cried out when he found that Chu Xingxing had been shrinking there.

I warned Chu Xingxing not to tell the truth with my eyes, Chu Xingxing seemed to be temporarily scared by me, touched his buttocks and stared at Chu Xiaotang with wide eyes, not even daring to squeak.

Very good, I nodded with satisfaction.Chu Xingxing was indeed Chu Xiaotang's pig teammate.

The master and the enemy fed us some food and left again.As soon as they left, I immediately ran in front of Chu Xingxing at the speed of avoiding the pursuit of the enemy.

I patted his head and said, "Eat mine and spit it out!"

Chu Xingxing swallowed it whole, probably the food was too big, and choked himself until his face turned red.

I yelled furiously: "Bastard, who told you to eat my food!"

"That's what the master fed me." Chu Xingxing, who finally returned to normal, squeezed out this sentence.

"Isn't that from my meal?"

"I am your husband!"

I yelled: "Get out, who wants to mess with you."

Chu Xingxing also yelled: "If you don't mess with me, who do you want to mess with?"

"I won't mess with anyone, I won't mess with you." After saying this, I realized that I was surrounded by Chu Xingxing, "Who wants to mess with you! I'm a straight mouse!"

How annoying, although Chu Xingxing is Chu Xiaotang's pig teammate, why is this pig teammate so annoying?

Holding my cheek stuffed with snacks, I let out a melancholy fart.

The author has something to say: As soon as the extra episode is delivered, Fang Tangtang and Chu Xingxing will talk about it >ω

Wow!The final chapter received a lot of votes, good local tyrants =3=

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