God help me

Since buying Chu Xingxing back, Chu Xiaotang loves to hang out near the hamster villa when he has nothing to do, and sometimes secretly hides in a hidden corner to observe the dynamics of Chu Xingxing and Fang Tangtang.

When Fang Shenxing walked into the house, he saw Chu Xiaotang peeping on the door frame of the study with his buttocks pouted.

Fang Shen walked over and slapped that bulging buttocks: "What are you peeking at?"

"Hush!" Chu Xiaotang straightened his body reflexively, and only relaxed after seeing Fang Shenxing.He pointed to the hamster villa on the desk, and said in a low voice, "I'm observing!"

"Observing hamsters?"

"Yes!" Chu Xiaotang nodded, patted his weak chest with a sense of responsibility and said, "As the father of the two, I have the responsibility to observe whether their married life is harmonious, so that they can give birth to the next generation as soon as possible. "

Fang Shenxing said it was difficult to understand Chu Xiaotang's thoughts, but he still asked cooperatively: "Have you observed any clues?"

Chu Xiaotang put his chin on both hands, and said with certainty: "Chu Xingxing has lice on his body."

"..." This sentence has something to do with a dime after marriage?Fang Shenxing made a fuss and asked, "How did you find out?"

"Look, look." Chu Xiaotang kept his eyes on the hamster villa, and quickly patted Fang Shenxing with his palm, "Chu Xingxing always likes to rub against the railing, so I guess it has lice on its back."

The door frame of the study room was not that big, and the two big men stood here, making it even narrower.Fang Shenxing wanted to take a closer look, but Chu Xiaotang snatched him back, pretending that he could not disturb the happy life of the two hamsters.

Fang Shenxing glanced at the hamster villa, but couldn't agree more.Chu Xingxing clung to the railing, the word "scared" was clearly written on his fluffy face, and Fang Tangtang gave it a fierce look from time to time, making it clear that he did not welcome the person Chu Xiaotang found for him. A "husband".

Fang Shenxing thought and thought, and decided to tell Chu Xiaotang that he might be wrong.Unexpectedly, Chu Xiaotang shouted happily: "God and God, look at how loving they are, Fang Tangtang is watching Chu Xingxing again, short oil, I didn't expect our daughter to be so satisfied with her husband, all day long We can't get enough of being together."

Fang Shenxing raised his forehead, decided to give up the topic, and asked instead: "How do you know that Fang Tangtang belongs to a female hamster?"

Chu Xiaotang winked at Fang Shenxing triumphantly: "I looked at the phone, Fang Tangtang doesn't have a dick, it must be the mother's."

"Are you sure you read it right?"

"How is it possible. I've been looking at it for a long time, and I can't be wrong." Chu Xiaotang patted his chest and assured, "I'll handle the matter, don't worry."

Fang Shenxing was not at ease at all, since he met Chu Xiaotang, he has not done a few things well.Suddenly hearing what Chu Xiaotang said, Fang Shenxing suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Don't you think Chu Xingxing is a little afraid of Fang Tangtang?"

Chu Xiaotang, who was always silly and happy, didn't know Fang Shenxing's worries at all, and said while peeping: "Chu Xingxing is pricking his ears, he should be afraid of his wife! Besides, it's not like you don't know Fang Tangtang's domineering character. How could Chu Xingxing hold back this kind of hamster that loves to escape from prison all day long." As he spoke, Chu Xiaotang sighed empathetically, "Fang Tangtang must think he is the Queen!"

"Listen to you, they are a perfect match?"

"Of course, I chose, how could I make a mistake." Chu Xiaotang pulled Fang Shenxing away from the heated doorframe, "Don't look at it, I'm hungry, hehe, what's delicious tonight of?"

Fang Shenxing looked at Chu Xiaotang, and smiled indulgently: "What do you want to eat?"

Chu Xiaotang immediately announced the name of the editor in charge of her green*: "San Xian!"

"There are no eggplants at home."

"Let's go, I'll go shopping with you." Chu Xiaotang put on his coat with a smile and followed Fang Shenxing out.

On the way back, Fang and Chu happened to meet Liu Mi who was going to the cafeteria for dinner, so Fang Shenxing asked him to go home for dinner together.

After returning from L City, Chu Xiaotang never went back to the dormitory to sleep again. Liu Mi took it for granted, but as a single dog, he was often blinded by Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang. Fortunately, Fang Shenxing made up for it with delicious food. , the eyes are not too blind.

As soon as he entered the house, Fang Shenxing got into the kitchen to work, while Chu Xiaotang and Liu Mi leaned on the sofa from left to right and chatted.

While chatting and chatting, the little gossip expert Liu Mi suddenly started laughing, Chu Xiaotang was terrified by his laughter, and just wanted him to stop laughing, when Liu Mi said: "When will you and Teacher Fang meet the parents. "

This time I didn't even ask about the bed sheets, I just came up to ask the parents.Most likely because he didn't return to the dormitory for many days, he reckoned that his little chrysanthemum had already been given away.

Chu Xiaotang thought for a while, and felt that he couldn't hide anything from Mi Niu Dada. The time for writing * was almost longer than the time for him to discover his sexuality, and he still had to hide it!

"This Saturday." Choosing to say it bluntly, Chu Xiaotang had another purpose, which was to ask Liu Mi for help.

Speaking of meeting parents, this is the first time for everyone.Chu Xiaotang didn't know what to do. Liu Mi was different. He had written so many novels, and he had seen parental stalks in his novels.Chu Xiaotang thought, since Liu Mi was able to write it, he must have checked the information and deliberated it, so it must be right to ask him.

"Yo, it's pretty fast." Liu Mi raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, "How's the preparation going?"

"I was going to tell you about this!" The one who knows me is Ruo Mi Niu Da Ye.Chu Xiaotang moved in front of Liu Mi twice, patted his thigh, and said with a bitter face, "I'm so worried, I'm afraid that the male god and his parents will not be satisfied with me."

"Take it easy!" Chu Xiaotang almost made Liu Mi cry, and it took him a long time to recover.He squeezed Chu Xiaotang's chin and looked around, "There's nothing to be afraid of. You have a good appearance and a good personality. There's nothing wrong with it except being a little stupid. The elders like stupid people, so you should Let go of 120 hearts."

Stupid okay?What if he accidentally said the wrong thing or did the wrong thing?Will he be kicked out by the second elder of the Fang family on the spot?

Chu Xiaotang wanted to ask with a sad face, but Fang Shenxing came out with the dishes and said that it was time to eat.Chu Xiaotang, who was hungry and growling, immediately put aside his troubles, nothing was more important than filling his stomach.

Liu Mi was left on the sidelines by him, who couldn't help but wonder whether Chu Xiaotang's worry was faked, or his face changed too quickly.

In fact, it wasn't that Chu Xiaotang changed his face quickly, but that in front of a foodie, nothing was as important as eating.

After the meal, Liu Mi went back to the dormitory, Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing cleaned up the dining table and kitchen, and sat on the sofa in the living room to watch TV.

Chu Xiaotang leaned on Fang Shenxing, looked at him, and remembered meeting his parents again.

Seeing Chu Xiaotang's wrinkled face, Fang Shenxing asked with concern, "Uncomfortable?"

Chu Xiaotang shook his head and took a long breath: "What about Saturday?"

"I heard you and Liu Mi talking about this in the kitchen, why are you still worried?"

"It's not because you're afraid of bad performance. Your parents don't agree with us being together."

"No, none of the things you think of will exist in real life." No need for Chu Xiaotang to say more, Fang Shenxing also knows all kinds of weird possibilities that Chu Xiaotang's terrible brain has come up with, "Liu How did Mi persuade you, why do I feel that instead of persuading you, he made you more uneasy?"

"Hmm... is there?" Chu Xiaotang tilted his head curiously, repeating what Liu Mi said just now.

Fang Shenxing nodded in agreement after hearing this: "He's right, stupid people have stupid luck, we'll buy some fruits that parents like to eat later, if you have a sweeter mouth, it will be fine."

With Fang Shenxing's guarantee, Chu Xiaotang was still worried, he didn't even play games these days, except for updating novels, he was just searching for strategies on meeting parents for the first time on the Internet.Chu Xiaotang searched everything from dressing to manners.

On Saturday morning, Chu Xiaotang followed Fang Shenxing back to Fang's house with his mind full of strategies.

The second eldest of the Fang family was waiting for his son-in-law to come to the house early in the morning. Brother Fang was busy at the company and hadn't come back yet.

Chu Xiaotang followed Fang Shen into the door, and when he saw someone open his mouth, he sweetly called Uncle and Auntie, lifted the fruit in his hand and said, "Uncle and Auntie, this is for you to eat, I don't know if you like it or not."

"I like it, I like it very much!" Chu Xiaotang has a pleasing appearance and a sweet mouth. Mother Fang likes it when she looks at it. , come with me and talk for a while."

Chu Xiaotang looked back at Fang Shenxing: "Where are the things?"

Fang Shenxing also took some in his hand and said, "Give it to me."

Chu Xiaotang asked worriedly: "Is it easy to take?"

Fang Shenxing smiled: "It's easy to take." He took the things Chu Xiaotang handed over and took them into the back room together.

Fang's father didn't speak, and his face didn't express much. He stared at Chu Xiaotang's hand with his eyes, and he was very satisfied in his heart - he didn't let his second son take all the things, and he was a young man who cared about others.

Fang's mother is not as careful as Fang's father, she distinguishes people purely by feeling.She dragged Chu Xiaotang to chat on the sofa, and when Fang's father came back, Fang's mother had already called Chu Xiaotang Tangtang, which was very intimate.

Chu Xiaotang was nervous before entering the door, but now being disturbed by Fang's mother's enthusiasm, he completely forgot about being nervous.Chu Xiaotang is not afraid of Fang's father who talks less, he has seen Fang Jinyan who talks less, so what are you afraid of?

During the chat, Chu Xiaotang quickly forgot all the homework he had done for the first visit. It turned out that the visit was so simple, it seemed that he was worried for nothing.

When Fang Shenxing came out, what he saw was such a happy scene.

After chatting for a while, the happy mother glanced at the wall clock in the living room, and said in surprise: "Oh! It's past ten o'clock, and the meal hasn't been cooked yet."

Fang Shenxing volunteered: "I will do it."

Mother Fang said angrily, "It's your turn to cook! Today Tangtang is here, and I will cook myself."

Chu Xiaotang was so moved, Mama Fang was so kind to him that he even forgot that Fang Shenxing once told him that the reason he was good at cooking was that Mama Fang did not cook well.

The moved Chu Xiaotang couldn't notice anything else, and a strategy suddenly popped up in his head--the woman came to the house for the first time, she can help in the kitchen appropriately, and leave a good impression on the mother of the other party that she can cook.

Although Chu Xiaotang doesn't know how to cook, he can help.He swore that such a thing as turning off the faucet would never happen again in this life.

"Auntie, I'll help you." Chu Xiaotang followed suit and stood up.

Fang's mother opened her eyes wide in surprise, and quickly nodded her head, "Okay, okay."

Seeing his mother, Mrs. Chu, and Chu Xiaotang walking into the kitchen with cheerful steps, the veins on Fang Shenxing's forehead twitched uncontrollably.

Father Fang, who was sitting like a bell, picked up the newspaper on the coffee table, glanced at his youngest son, and said calmly, "Calm down, they can still blow up the kitchen."

Fang Shenxing couldn't hold back, and blurted out: "Very likely!"

Father Fang flipped through the newspaper, but ignored Fang Shenxing.

The author has something to say: Black-bellied Fang is not afraid of the sky and the earth, but afraid of Fang’s mother going to the (zha) kitchen (●°u°●)”