God help me

That afternoon, the eldest brother of the Fang family came to send the hamster home. Chu Xiaotang faced Fang Jinyan again. The big boss suddenly became the eldest brother. This change in identity made him a little bit unable to turn around.

Fang Jinyan is just like his name, he doesn't talk much.When Chu Xiaotang listened to Fang Shenxing's conversation with him, it was basically Fang Shenxing talking, and Fang Jinyan occasionally responded.

Before leaving, Fang Jinyan finally said the longest sentence since him: "Parents asked you to bring your male siblings home for dinner on Saturday."

Chu Xiaotang, who was lying on the table while playing with the hamster while eavesdropping on the two brothers of the Fang family, almost fell off the chair after hearing this sentence.

Male, male siblings?

How did he come up with such an inexplicable title?It's fine if you figure it out, what kind of trouble are you calling out in front of me!

Chu Xiaotang was complaining vigorously in his heart, when he suddenly heard Fang Jinyan call out: "Boy brothers and sisters."

"Ah?" Chu Xiaotang responded quickly, blushing inexplicably, but he was too timid to complain about this address in person.

Fang Jinyan didn't feel anything wrong, and continued, "Come over for dinner on Saturday."

Is this asking for your own opinion?

Fang Jinyan's words were obviously not questions, but he stared straight at Chu Xiaotang, as if he was waiting for Chu Xiaotang's answer.

Chu Xiaotang didn't dare to delay, afraid of leaving the other party with the impression that he was stupid and slow, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay."

"Well, I'm leaving." These words were said by Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang.

Seeing Fang Jinyan coming with a blank expression, he left with a blank expression.Chu Xiaotang shivered, rubbed the goose bumps on his arms and said, "Your brother is kind of scary."

Fang Shenxing smiled and said, "Is this considered scary? No wonder you think your mother is scary."

Chu Xiaotang didn't turn his head around, and asked in a daze, "What do you mean?"

"Think for yourself."

"..." Chu Xiaotang pursed his lips, "Male god, you are not cute at all!"

Fang Shenxing took the hamster Tangtang out of the hamster villa, put it in the palm of his hand and stroked it, and soon the hamster Tangtang turned into a soft layer again.Fang Shenxing said with a smile: "You are cute."

"Yeah, it's very cute! Our family relies on him to show off its cuteness." Chu Xiaotang didn't realize that Fang Shenxing was talking about himself, took out a few pictures of hamsters with his mobile phone and posted them on Weibo.Immediately afterwards, he ran to Fang Shenxing's side, and took a selfie of two people and a hamster, "See how I did?"

Fang Shenxing took a look, every face in the photo was smiling, the standard happy family photo: "That's right, let's put this one up too?"

"Wait until I cut off the heads of both of us. This picture is called a family of three." Chu Xiaotang laughed, and after finishing everything, he asked Fang Shenxing to take a picture of him and the hamster with his mobile phone.

The little hamster that was lying in Fang Shenxing's palm narrowed its eyes comfortably, and when it was transferred to Chu Xiaotang's hand, its expression changed rapidly.

Chu Xiaotang definitely and definitely saw the black face from the hamster's light brown hair.

Hey... The little guy's hostility has not been eliminated, isn't it just a piece of chicken, you are too vengeful.Chu Xiaotang nodded the hamster's little head, and put him back into the cage: "Stop shooting, it doesn't cooperate with me."

"Probably hungry, you can feed it some food later." Fang Shenxing glanced at the time, "I have class in the afternoon, how about you?"

Chu Xiaotang said: "I don't have any class today, I just want to go to the gallery."

"Don't go today, just rest at home." Fang Shenxing glanced at Chu Xiaotang's buttocks and said, "I'll help you ask for leave."

Chu Xiaotang said with a smile: "You are the boss, who do you ask for leave?"

Fang Shenxing smiled, and he loved seeing Chu Xiaotang's mischievous smile: "Ask for leave from the lady boss."

"Boss lady?" Chu Xiaotang repeated in surprise, "Is your brother married?"

Fang Shenxing shook his index finger and said, "No, no, it's my brother's male brother and sister, the second lady boss, and the second candy asking for leave."

"Pfft." Isn't Fang Jinyan's boy brother and sister Chu Xiaotang?Chu Xiaotang shoved Fang Shenxing towards the door in embarrassment, "Don't bark after your brother, these are some nonsense names."

Fang Shenxing was pushed to the porch by him, turned around and teased: "It's not right to call younger siblings directly."

"Brother! Just call me brother!" Chu Xiaotang opened the door and said, "Aren't you going to class? Hurry up, or you'll be late if you don't go."

"Hey, it's chilling to treat me like this in bed."

It was you who fucked me, not me who fucked you!

After sending Fang Shenxing away, Chu Xiaotang looked around the room, wanting to make sure if it was a thief ship or not.His eyes fell on the hamster villa, the little hamster was lying on the cage, his fleshy face was squeezed out by two vertical lines by the cage.

What is this little guy doing?Can't listen to gossip?

The hamster met Chu Xiaotang's gaze, immediately snorted, and turned its fat buttocks to face Chu Xiaotang.

……

Chu Xiaotang sat down and turned the hamster villa so that the hamster faced him.The hamster's buttocks did not leave the bottom of the cage, moved for a long time, and pointed at Chu Xiaotang with its buttocks.

When Fang Shenxing was at home, this little thing was willing to face him because of Fang Shenxing's face.

No, you absolutely can't let the hamster treat you like this. From now on, they are a family of three. How can there be any reason for a son to ignore me?

Hmm...it could be a daughter too.

Chu Xiaotang solemnly said to the hamster: "Fang hamster! Didn't I just eat a piece of chicken? Later, I bought you so many snacks, why did you treat me like this? Don't you think you are making trouble for no reason? "

Once again, the hamster was turned to face Chu Xiaotang, this time he didn't even bother to move his buttocks, his eyelids drooped and he squeaked - you bought it for me, didn't you eat it?Hmph, you just bought it for yourself, and you just gave me some by the way, squeak!

Chu Xiaotang said angrily: "What are you talking about! You don't even look at me? What kind of attitude is this?"

The hamster Tangtang raised his eyelids, took a look at Chu Xiaotang, and squeaked——Okay, now I'm looking at you, don't bother me, I want to think about the true meaning of life.squeak!

Chu Xiaotang nodded with satisfaction: "This attitude is pretty much the same. No one has ever made a mistake, so just forgive me once." If you are tough, you will be soft, and if you do both, Chu Xiaotang doesn't believe that he still can't handle a hamster.

The hamster stood up, without barking, and got into the running wheel for his daily exercise.

Ignored by the hamster again, Chu Xiaotang was very hurt. He fed the hamster snacks, but the little guy didn't even look at him. The faster the two fat short legs moved, even Chu Xiaotang couldn't see it clearly. face off.

It seems that brainwashing is not enough, and food temptation is not enough, and more powerful tricks are needed.

Chu Xiaotang racked his brains, contacting the reality, and finally let him think of an incomparably brilliant solution.

When the hamster was running happily, Chu Xiaotang grabbed it out of the running wheel.

The hamster puffed up and squeaked its cheeks—what?My master is not at home, do you want to kill the rat?squeak!

Chu Xiaotang turned the hamster over, looked at its belly, then at its buttocks, and poked the hamster's short tail, revealing the little dots hidden underneath, and studied it with the phone.

When the hamster returned to the hamster villa, he was so frightened that he burrowed into the sawdust and shivered—oh my god, I don't forgive you, are you trying to moleste me?Master, come back quickly, this man is a pervert!squeak!

When Fang Shenxing came back from get out of class, he saw Chu Xiaotang standing in front of him carrying a hamster villa, with three big words written on his face - praise me quickly.

Fang Shenxing glanced into the cage, hey, there is an extra golden hamster.

Fang Shenxing asked curiously: "This is?"

"Golden Silk Bear, I just bought it for companionship. We are a couple, so of course we can't forget our daughter!" Chu Xiaotang is like countless pet parents who treat their little pets like their own sons The girl looked at it, "That's right, I named it Chu Xingxing."

okay?Fang Shenxing couldn't laugh or cry, the tacit understanding between him and Chu Xiaotang in some places was too amazing, he pointed to the hamster he had raised for a long time and said, "Then it's called Fang Tangtang."

"Fang Tangtang, Chu Xingxing." Chu Xiaotang recited it a few times, and the more he read it, the more he liked it, "Yeah! That's what it's called. It sounds like a perfect match. Anyone who hears it will know that they are a pair."

Fang Shenxing smiled: "Just like us?"

"Short oil, male god, if you know it, don't say it." Seeing Fang Shenxing across the cage, ready to tease the golden-haired bear, who was a newcomer and shrank in the hamster sand in fear, Chu Xiaotang immediately grabbed his hand, "You let him go first. They are familiar with each other, otherwise Fang Tangtang would be jealous!"

To the extent that Fang Tangtang is as small as a piece of chicken, it is very likely that Fang Shenxing will hate Chu Xingxing after touching Chu Xingxing, so how can Chu Xiaotang have a good relationship with Fang Tangtang?

Fang Shenxing didn't know the secret. Hearing what Chu Xiaotang said, he subconsciously asked, "Is Fang Tangtang jealous, or are you jealous?"

"Am I jealous with a hamster?" Chu Xiaotang raised his head and kissed Fang Shenxing's face, "I can do this, can it?"

Fang Shenxing loves Chu Xiaotang with his head held high and his chin raised high to swear ownership.

There was a soft touch on the cheeks, Fang Shenxing held Chu Xiaotang's face in his hands, and crushed it hard on his mouth.After a while, the two of them became confused.

The two people who wanted to stick to each other noticed the changes in each other's lower body, Chu Xiaotang hooked Fang Shenxing's waist, and glanced at the bedroom.

Fang Shenxing understood immediately, let Chu Xiaotang hang on his body, and carried him to the bedroom.

Fang Shenxing pressed on Chu Xiaotang, smiled lightly and bit his ear: "It doesn't hurt anymore?"

Chu Xiaotang pulled off Fang Shenxing's clothes, and hurriedly said, "It doesn't hurt anymore!"

Seeing each other honestly, Fang Shenxing slowly entered Chu Xiaotang's body and teased: "The recovery is so fast, it really is a natural material."

"..." Chu Xiaotang thumped Fang Shenxing, and asked unrealistically, "If I said it hurts, would you say that I was born to be an attacker?"

The corners of Fang Shenxing's lips were raised, and he raised a beautiful smile, and at the same time, his waist moved quickly: "What do you think?"

"Ah! Slow down! I'm joking."

The bedroom is full of happiness. Outside the bedroom, Fang Tangtang is sitting on the running wheel depressedly, waiting for Chu Xingxing, and when he hears Chu Xiaotang’s begging for mercy from the bedroom, he squeaks. Call—bastard, instead of grabbing my chicken nuggets, I directly found an enemy who shared my food.The human heart is really something scarier than ghosts and gods!squeak!

Chu Xingxing's entire back sank into the railing, and it frightenedly squeaked Tangtang - I, I ate very little!don't hit me QAQ