God help me

The final is tomorrow, Fang Shenxing didn't really eat sweets, but it's interesting to push Chu Xiaotang down and make fun of him.

The two spent half the night tossing around and slept late in the morning. At ten o'clock, Chu Xiaotang got up from the bed and walked to the bathroom.

After a while, the sound of washing and washing came out from inside.

Fang Shenxing was lying on the bed, looking at Chu Xiaotang who had tidied himself up and was about to change his shoes, and asked, "Going out?"

Chu Xiaotang tied his shoelaces and said, "Go downstairs to buy something."

Fang Shenxing lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed: "Wait for me for a while, I'll be with you." He thought that Chu Xiaotang would wake up to wash after he had slept, but he didn't expect to go out.

"No, no, no." Chu Xiaotang had just put on one shoe, and when he saw that Fang Shenxing was about to get out of bed, he hurriedly stood on tiptoe, came up to him, and pushed Fang Shenxing back on the bed, "I I went to the supermarket downstairs to buy something, and I will be back soon."

"No, I don't trust you." City L is not City N. Chu Xiaotang is an outsider who is not familiar with the place. Fang Shenxing is very worried that he will get lost.

"There's nothing to worry about. I don't even have to cross the road, so I just went to the supermarket where we bought water yesterday." Chu Xiaotang waved his hand, "I'm not a primary school student, male god, don't worry, I'll come back as soon as I go .”

Chu Xiaotang obstructed him in every possible way, and he didn't even dare to look Fang Shenxing's eyes when he was speaking.After Fang Shenxing thought about it carefully, he felt that there was something tricky about it.

Since Chu Xiaotang doesn't want him to know, then he should not go, anyway, he will find out Chu Xiaotang's little secret soon.

"Okay, go early and come back early."

Chu Xiaotang replied with a smile, "Hey!" He went back and put on another sneaker and ran to the door.

Fang Shenxing hurriedly called to him: "Come back!"

Chu Xiaotang held her mouth and turned her head, scratching the door depressedly: "It's agreed to let me go, without regrets."

Fang Shenxing shook his head helplessly, got out of bed and took out something from Chu Xiaotang's backpack and threw it to him, saying, "I remind you that you didn't bring your wallet!"

Chu Xiaotang yelled and scratched his head in embarrassment: "How can I finish this, male god, what would I do without you."

Fang Shen let out a long breath: "I am also very worried about this."

Chu Xiaotang's emotion was entirely out of wanting to please Fang Shenxing, but Fang Shenxing's answer, what was he worried about?

Chu Xiaotang looked at his male god inexplicably, his eyes were full of confusion.

Fang Shen acted to reassure him: "If I don't go with you, I'm afraid you will destroy the supermarket."

One sentence made Chu Xiaotang blush: "Hey, the faucet was just an accident!"

The smile on Fang Shenxing's face deepened: "Just kidding, go quickly."

Chu Xiaotang came out of the elevator, and bumped into the old cucumber who was carrying breakfast in his hand and was about to go back to his room to eat with Fu Zai.

"Slow down, slow down!" Old Cucumber stood firm, raised his head and said, "What are you doing so rashly? The restaurant's breakfast service time has passed long ago."

Chu Xiaotang shook his head and said, "It's not buying breakfast."

Old Cucumber glanced into the elevator, only to realize that Fang Shenxing was not inside.He said, "Mr. Wan is not with you?"

Chu Xiaotang pointed upwards with his index finger: "He's upstairs, I'll go to the supermarket to buy something and I'll be back."

Old Cucumber snorted and asked, "What are you buying?"

Chu Xiaotang intentionally kept things off: "I won't tell you."

Old Cucumber looked like you knew it even if you didn’t tell me. He curled his lips and said, “Condoms?”

Fuck!Group owner, how is your brain structured, why do you think of this!Can't you keep your voice down when you say these three words in public?

Chu Xiaotang quickly covered Old Cucumber's mouth and looked around.It was past ten o'clock on Sunday morning, and there was no one in the hotel lobby.Only then did Chu Xiaotang feel relieved, let go of Old Cucumber's mouth and said, "Go and buy some daily necessities."

Old Cucumber was puzzled and said, "Aren't condoms daily necessities? Which brand do you use? Okamoto has a new model, ultra-thin."

Chu Xiaotang's face was full of anger: "..."

Thank you, the male god and I haven’t used such daily necessities yet, and I will definitely share my experience with you when I can use it.

Deciding not to chatter with Old Cucumber any longer, Chu Xiaotang clenched his wallet tightly and walked out of the hotel in a hurry.

The supermarket next door to the hotel was not big, but fortunately, it was well stocked. It didn't take Chu Xiaotang a lot of effort to find what he needed, and he picked out two items that he was satisfied with, and took them to pay for them.

The payment line was not long, and there were only two people in front of Chu Xiaotang.

Standing behind the second person, Chu Xiaotang looked around boredly, and the things on the front shelf on the left came into his eyes without warning.

Everyone who is good at observing knows that what is usually placed next to the checkout counter in the supermarket is either oden, chewing gum, or condoms.

Coincidentally, there are condoms on the counter of this supermarket, and the brand of condoms is the latest ultra-thin model of Okamoto that the old cucumber is talking about.

Recalling all kinds of compliments from Old Cucumber on this model, Chu Xiaotang silently recalled his first time with Fang Shenxing, the zero distance must be super awesome!

"Sir, would you like to pay now?"

After the cashier said this sentence gently for the third time, Chu Xiaotang still ignored it, and kept staring at the condom with a silly smile.

The cashier's aunt couldn't bear it anymore. Although Chu Xiaotang was the only one who had to pay now, it seemed abnormal to stare at the condom and laugh or something in broad daylight.The aunt murmured: "He looks like a human being, but I didn't expect to be a pervert. It's just unbearable."

Chu Xiaotang stared at the condom intently, imagining the first time he and Fang Shenxing were beautiful, and when Fang Shenxing unzipped his trousers, he heard an impatient voice: "Hey, watch over there. Young man smiling with a condom, are you going to pay or not?"

"Ah! Pay, pay." Chu Xiaotang, who finally came to his senses, sucked in his saliva, took a step forward, and put the things in his hand on the cash register with a red face.

The cash register beeped twice, and the aunt said blankly, "27 yuan and eight."

Chu Xiaotang hadn't broken free from the predicament just now, he just repeated the action of opening the wallet two or three times.

The shelf of condoms was right by Chu Xiaotang's hand, as if reminding him all the time what stupid thing he did just now, it's really embarrassing to throw him home, luckily Fang Shenxing didn't follow.

Seeing that Chu Xiaotang couldn't get any money out for a long time, the auntie glanced at the condoms, couldn't help but took a box from the shelf and put it in front of Chu Xiaotang and shouted: "I said you have been looking at it for so long, buy it slowly Check it out."

"..."

In this way, Chu Xiaotang bought another box of condoms besides what he originally wanted.

Back at the hotel, Fang Shenxing asked Chu Xiaotang what he bought, and Chu Xiaotang blushed and said, "Secret!"

Fang Shenxing smiled charmingly: "You still won't tell me?"

The seduced Chu Xiaotang blinked and said, "You will know in the afternoon."

Fang Shenxing shrugged indifferently, and let Chu Xiaotang play tricks.

Taking advantage of Fang Shenxing's inattention, Chu Xiaotang stuffed the condom in his pocket into the most hidden pocket of his backpack.Fortunately, Chu Dong wore a lot of clothes, otherwise Chu Xiaotang really didn't know how these things escaped Fang Shenxing's piercing eyes.

The process of having lunch and rushing to the stadium is similar to yesterday, except that the restaurant for dining is different.

The white stupid cat changed from yesterday's anger, and talked and laughed with everyone with a smile on his face.It's just that the black stupid dog is more miserable, and his walking posture is obviously different from yesterday. Everyone knows that the stupid cat and Er Gouzi must be together at this moment.

Before entering the venue, the eliminated Fuzai and the black stupid dog found a nearby cafe to wait for the finalists.Those who entered the finals marched boldly into the venue to draw their seats.

This time, the seats that everyone drew were not far away, there were only fifty people in total, and they couldn't go anywhere, but no one expected that Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing would be drawn together.

Fang Shenxing's number was on Chu Xiaotang's left, and the two sat together in exactly the same order as they used to surf the Internet at home.

Chu Xiaotang smiled and turned his head to look at Fang Shenxing: "Male god, this is a good omen."

I don't know the logic of Chu Xiaotang's words, but thinking of the fate between the two, Fang Shenxing also laughed: "Yeah, so you have to play well, and strive for one of us to take the first place and the other to take the second place. "

"Hahahaha, good! Then the bonus will be ours."

Because of this good omen, after the start of the competition, Chu Xiaotang played well all the time, and he reached the very end of the level in a flicker.

The Iwanna used in the final is much more difficult than the previous two days. Chu Xiaotang has played more difficult and perverted ones, and he is not afraid of it.

Chu Xiaotang's mentality has always been good. When playing, he still has time to think about what Fang Shenxing said before they won No.1 and No.2.

Just when Chu Xiaotang was full of confidence, tragedy happened and he got stuck...

What Iwanna hates the most is being stuck in the checkpoints, unable to get through a place, and the number of deaths is too many, and the whole person becomes irritable.

Chu Xiaotang tried several times back and forth, but couldn't make it through.Now it's a competition, not a live recording at home. After seven or eight failed attempts to clear the level, Chu Xiaotang's mentality deteriorated.

Irritability, this is the most obvious manifestation of Chu Xiaotang, and it is also a taboo for Iwanna.

Once a person's mind is disturbed, he will become disorganized, and all the pressure that Chu Xiaotang deliberately suppressed will burst out.

If you can't get the ranking, how can you pay back Fang Shenxing's money?

Fang Shenxing said more than once that Chu Xiaotang should not pay back the money, but this is Chu Xiaotang's principle.If the breaking of the computer happened after the two dated, he would listen to Fang Shenxing.But the situation is different now, Chu Xiaotang doesn't want to write off the previous debt just because the two are together, it will give him the illusion that the relationship between the two is not pure enough.This reason sounds a little funny, but Chu Xiaotang, an idiot, insisted on this, so Fang Shenxing had no choice but to let him go.

No, I must calm down, Chu Xiaotang bit her lower lip, trying to calm down.

Suddenly a pair of big hands were placed on his lap, Chu Xiaotang looked down, it was Fang Shenxing's hand.

Everyone is concentrating on the competition, Fang Shenxing, what is he doing touching his thigh if he is not competing?Do you want to...

Short oil, male god, you can't be like this even if you are hungry and thirsty!

Chu Xiaotang switched to the brain hole boy mode in a second.

Fang Shenxing patted Chu Xiaotang's leg twice, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry about getting stuck. My Tangtang is the best, and I can definitely pass."

The male god is comforting me!

Chu Xiaotang was taken aback when he realized this. Winning the final prize is the dream of many people, but Fang Shenxing noticed his abnormality, and stopped the game to talk to himself.

Chu Xiaotang stared viciously at the map on the screen, isn't it Iwanna's trap, I am not afraid of you!See if I can kill you!

Chu Xiaotang's fighting spirit was blazing, and he nodded at Fang Shenxing: "Yes! Let's work together, male god!"

The clacking sound of keyboard tapping soon rang out, and with Fang Shenxing's encouragement, Chu Xiaotang passed the level that almost killed him in one go.The next game went even smoother, no matter whether it was hidden props or hidden pits, Chu Xiaotang easily handled them all.

There were not as many maps in the finals as there were in the rematch, but because of the increase in difficulty, Chu Xiaotang entered the boss level, and the game ended before it was time to fight.

This time the system reacted very quickly, almost as soon as Chu Xiaotang saw the four words time ended, he saw the system prompting him - Congratulations to the second uncle of the player Tang's family for getting No.1.

No. 1!

I didn't even meet the BOSS, I thought I had no chance to be No.1, but I didn't expect him to be No.1!

Chu Xiaotang didn't even have time to cheer, and immediately looked at Fang Shenxing's computer. On the computer screen was written—Congratulations to player Wan Teacher for getting No.2.

Fang Shenxing looked at Chu Xiaotang's results and said with a smile, "My guess is really accurate. Go out and buy a lottery ticket later, maybe you can win 500 million yuan."

Behind the rankings are the number of deaths and the levels played. Fang Shenxing died more than a dozen times less than Chu Xiaotang, but his map is only one map behind Chu Xiaotang.

If Fang Shenxing didn't stop to comfort himself, but continued to fight, then he must be the champion.

Chu Xiaotang felt that he had snatched Fang Shenxing's No.1, so he was not happy: "Male god, this No.1 is yours."

"Second candy." Fang Shenxing came up with a very pampering address. He scratched Chu Xiaotang's nose and said, "Isn't it the same for you and me who are first and second? Anyway, the money goes to our couple. If you take the first place, it means I will take the first place."

Chu Xiaoxiao tilted her head—huh?is that so?

Seeing that Chu Xiaotang was in a daze, Fang Shenxing raised his chin and said, "If I don't comfort you, can the two of us get two prizes?"

Chu Xiaotang's head felt cold from the light bulb - that's right!The bonus is not less is the point!

Fang Shenxing fooled Chu Xiaotang with a few words.

Chu Xiaotang couldn't care about the crowds around him, so he threw himself on Fang Shenxing, twisting and turning: "Oh, man, I love you to death! I must have been a good person in my previous life, and I did a lot of good things. Otherwise, how could God let me meet you in this life?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tangtang: God, God, I must have been a good person in my previous life, and I did a lot of good things, otherwise, why would God let me meet you in this life?

He is black-bellied but laughs silently.

Tangtang: Aww, you acquiesced, right?

Black-bellied Fang’s inner world: In fact, God can’t bear to see you so stupid, let me save you m(▼ω▼)m