God help me

"My brother went to take a shower? It's great!" Chu Xiaoxiao heard what Chu Xiaotang said to Shen Xing through the microphone.

Fang Shenxing heard the meaning of her words and asked, "Do you have something to tell me?"

"Yes! I wanted you to beware of my brother eavesdropping on the phone. Now that he's gone to take a shower, I'm relieved." Chu Xiaoxiao laughed.

"Well, can you tell me what's going on now?" Fang Shenxing was very curious about what Chu Xiaotang was going to tell him. After all, this was the first time he had contact with Chu Xiaotang's family. Good impression, it is best to convey this good impression to Chu Xiaotang's parents.

Fang Shenxing, like Chu Xiaotang, has long since come out to his family. The most important problem between them has disappeared. Except for their love for each other, the rest is the family.

Chu Xiaoxiao has a straight personality, she doesn't like to be devious about anything, she likes to cut to the chase: "My brother is stupid, I will trouble you to take care of him in the future."

Fang Shenxing was taken aback by Chu Xiaoxiao's words. Chu Xiaotang's younger sister didn't play cards according to the routine at all, which was somewhat similar to Chu Xiaotang.Fang Shenxing said while thinking, "It should."

"He has a lot of stupid things, what kind of life is a level nine disability, he can't turn his head around, he will recklessly do wrong things when he is nervous... There are many, many, if you encounter it in the future, you must be more tolerant Him. He is just stupid, and he doesn't mean it. The key is that he always thinks he is very smart!"

As expected, she was her own sister, she had a very thorough analysis of Chu Xiaotang, presumably the people and things about Chu Xiaotang she had witnessed were similar to her own.

Fang Shenxing said empathetically, "I know all of this..."

Chu smiled and said, "Hey? My brother doesn't even know this, how do you know?"

Fang Shenxing shook his head and laughed: "I have experienced everything."

Chu Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered the tree hole post that Chu Xiaotang had posted in red.By the way, how could she forget about that.

"Then I don't have anything to say. If you want to know what's wrong with my brother, you can come to me. Or his preferences, I also understand. Hehe, as long as you do me a little favor, I can handle it!"

Hearing this, Fang Shenxing raised his eyebrows. This must be the main point of Chu Xiaoxiao looking for him.

"Go ahead."

Chu Xiaoxiao smiled embarrassedly: "Isn't this the new Iphone6? I want to change my phone. I want my brother to sponsor me half of it. Of course, the premise is that my brother wins the prize, otherwise he has no money. You It's his male god, he will definitely listen to what you say."

"That's all?" Fang Shenxing said proudly, "I don't need your brother, I will help you."

"Uh... this is not very good."

"What's wrong, the meeting gift, it's what it should be. You don't need to tell your brother about this, I'll just give you a plus."

If Chu Xiaotang said this, Chu Xiaoxiao would definitely agree without hesitation, but now he is facing Fang Shenxing.Although Fang Shenxing is Chu Xiaotang's boyfriend, no matter how you say it, she and Fang Shenxing have never met.

The mobile phone has a huge temptation for Chu Xiaoxiao, but she is too embarrassed to directly take things from others.Chu Xiaoxiao faltered: "Then it will cost more than 6000, which is not appropriate."

"It's just a meeting gift for my sister, and it's not expensive. If you don't want it, then you just don't allow me to be with your brother." Fang Shenxing's words were very technical. Chu Xiaoxiao, and quietly showed his strong capital, even if your brother's destruction skills are full, I can afford him!

"Okay, then I'll say thank you in advance. That's right, tell my brother that I'll go home for the holidays on New Year's Day." Having said this, it's not good for Chu Xiaoxiao to refuse, or she will become a The Queen Mother who blocked the Cowherd and Weaver Girl.

"Okay." Seeing that the two of them had nothing to say, and they were about to hang up the phone, Fang Shenxing had an idea, and before hanging up the phone, he said, "Sister, what's wrong with you outside?" If it's convenient, you can come to me, I will make up for your brother's stupidity."

Fang Shenxing even told Chu Xiaoxiao his real information and mobile phone number. Chu Xiaoxiao envied other people's brother who was invincible since he was a child. His brother would only ask her to help wipe his butt.Hearing Fang Shenxing's words suddenly, especially the word "sister" in front of her, almost moved her to tears, choked up a few "hmm", and ended the call at this time.

Holding the phone, Chu Xiaoxiao sniffed and thought: Although the natural stupid brother is useless, at least I found him a black-bellied brother-in-law, it must be the ancestor's manifestation!

Chu Xiaotang came out of the bathroom, he had already finished the phone call in his big padded jacket, and was waiting for him while sitting on the chair and concentrating on the phone.

Chu Xiaotang trotted all the way to Fang Shenxing's side, stretched his neck and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Fang Shenxing tilted his hand so that Chu Xiaotang could see the screen most intuitively: "President Silly Baitian's update."

Seeing the familiar light green, Chu Xiaotang immediately coughed: "Ahem, ahem..."

"what happened?"

"Choked on saliva."

"Be careful, what are you talking about in such a hurry." Fang Shenxing patted Chu Xiaotang's back lightly to help him calm down.

Chu Xiaotang didn't answer, pretending that his throat was still uncomfortable.

Fang Shenxing seemed to be talking to himself: "It's strange, why hasn't it been updated for two days."

Damn, I'm really afraid of something.Chu Xiaotang sneered: "I don't know either."

Fang Shenxing said: "I guess the author has something to do."

Chu Xiaotang borrowed the slope to get off the donkey: "Yes! It's probably true."

"However, the possibility of the author being lazy cannot be ruled out." Fang Shenxing handed the phone to Chu Xiaotang, and said, "The name I registered is my common name, so it's even more inconvenient to remind you. Didn't you have a phone call before?" Are you a trumpet dedicated to urging me, why don't you urge me now."

"..."

What trumpet?

There is no such thing at all, okay!

From beginning to end, Chu Xiaotang only had an account for steamed sea bass.Use your own vest to urge updates under your own text?Isn't that a ready-made essence?

"No, it's just yesterday that I didn't update it. Maybe the author is late in updating today? You can check it later." Chu Xiaotang stood up and rubbed against Fang Shenxing step by step.He was going to escape from here, quietly huddled in the corner and coded with his mobile phone, otherwise the tragedy of losing his horse would happen again!His vest has already been discovered by his younger sister and Liu Mi, so Fang Shenxing must not let him discover it too.

Chu Xiaotang had just walked out about three steps away, only to hear Fang Shenxing say leisurely: "Do you know much about steamed sea bass?"

Help... I am the steamed perch, and the steamed perch is me, do you think I can't understand him?

Fang Shenxing leaned back on the chair. He was always standing up and sitting down.

Of course, Chu Xiaotang used to define such a Fang Shenxing as "temperament", but at this moment he only felt that this kind of Fang Shenxing was a standard posture for torturing a repeat offender—legs crossed, slightly Lifting his chin, looking at the world with contempt, the corners of his mouth casually curled up, and his famous B-station trembling character.

Chu Xiaotang's feet softened, Fang Shenxing in his eyes was only a small leather whip away.

Fang Shenxing laughed and said, "Why do you kneel down?"

Chu Xiaotang collapsed on the ground, raised his head and said, "Man, man god, I have a little secret."

Fang Shenxing didn't step forward to help him, but asked with a smile, "Little Dragon?"

Facing Fang Shenxing's cold joke, Chu Xiaotang couldn't laugh anymore, he just wanted to cry now!

"Well, actually, I actually lied to you about one thing."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

Chu Xiaotang looked at Fang Shenxing timidly, wanting to say but dare not.

Fang Shenxing smiled and said: "Everyone has their own *, you tell me that you trust me very much, I won't be angry if you don't tell me, really."

"No, no, I must tell you about this." Chu Xiaotang knew in his heart that if he didn't tell Fang Shenxing, if Fang Shenxing found out by himself one day, he would definitely die. "Actually, I still have a vest. .”

"That's it? No one has many vests on the Internet now. Get up, don't catch the cold." Fang Shenxing stood up, bent down and grabbed Chu Xiaotang's arm.

Chu Xiaotang hugged Fang Shenxing's leg: "My vest is different, it is the name of a dish called, steamed sea bass!"

Fang Shenxing paused with his hand on Chu Xiaotang's arm: "What a coincidence, it's the same as the author who wrote Tongren Wen."

"Male god..." Chu Xiaotang cried out as sadly as possible, "That article...was written by me."

Realizing that the hand on his arm has been completely withdrawn, is the fact too exciting for the male god to accept?

Chu Xiaotang grabbed Fang Shenxing's hand with one hand, hugged his leg with the other, raised his head with a pitiful look and said, "Don't think about it, I... I just thought you were not gay at the beginning, and wanted to use this The article was brainwashed for you, and I owed you money later, so I just wanted to write articles to make money, so I have been writing until now, male god, you must not treat me as a pervert!"

Fang Shenxing remained silent, but Chu Xiaotang hoped that he would explode in silence soon.

"Male god, you should say something!"

Then Fang Shenxing really spoke, but after hearing him finish, Chu Xiaotang wanted to slap himself.Fang Shenxing said it was not enough to say it!Just because Fang Shenxing only said one sentence: "According to what you said, what's going on with Fang Shen?"

Help, what can I do to forget this person.

All the protagonists and supporting roles in "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Passionate Celebrity" are taken from the UP masters of station B, even the old cucumbers are soy sauced in the article, and the only original character is Fang Shen.

Chu Xiaotang twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly and said, "Who is that?"

"Those who attempted to attack Tang Er."

God why do you remember so clearly!

You have such a good memory, does your mother know?

Chu Xiaotang was tangled in his heart, but his face still had the harmless expression of a little white rabbit: "You mean that original character."

"Yes." Fang Shenxing nodded, and added, "It's quite similar to my name."

"It has absolutely nothing to do with you! God, you have to trust me!" Chu Xiaotang raised his right hand and swore, the only way to resolve the internal conflict between himself and Fang Shenxing at this time is to sell his teammates, "You see, I remember everything I don’t know this person, but I know it must have nothing to do with you. Hahaha. By the way! I remembered, this is what Mi Niu asked me to write, and he said that writing in this way can be popular. Oh, Mi Niu is Liu Mi, The one who wrote Wantang's ABO birth essay."

Liu Mi, who was far away in N City, sneezed loudly, rubbed his nose, who missed me?

"What?" Fang Shenxing pretended to be dumbfounded, especially dumbfounded!

Selling teammates at critical moments, and stabbing teammates twice is really a joke!

Chu Xiaotang climbed up Fang Shenxing's long legs little by little, and dragged Fang Shenxing to sit on the bed, gossiping about Liu Mi's gossip, and soon made Fang Shenxing faint.I went around to the end and said, "If you don't like it, I won't write it."

"There must be a beginning and an end in doing things. I have been chasing the text until now and I don't want to see him turn into a pit."

"No problem male god, I'll listen to your male god, male god, you are too kind, come here." The problem was solved, and Chu Xiaotang couldn't help but feel proud of his wit.He threw himself on Fang Shenxing, pouted his little pig's mouth to search for Fang Shenxing's lips.

Fang Shenxing raised his hand, and Chu Xiaotang kissed the back of his hand.

"Huh?" Chu Xiaotang's eyes widened as it was not what he expected.

Fang Shenxing smiled gently and said, "First explain to me the nature of attack and subject in this essay."

Chu Xiaotang: "Huh?"

Fang Shenxing said bluntly, "Is this Wan Tang Wen, or Tang Wan Wen?"

"..." When asked Xipi face to face, Chu Xiaotang used his toes to figure out what answer Fang Shenxing wanted, and he dog-leggedly kissed the back of Fang Shenxing's hand and said, "Of course it's Wan Tangwen. , male god, you look like an attack! Special attack!"

Fang Shenxing smiled lightly: "Oh? Then why did I see that you repeatedly emphasized that this article is Tang Wanwen at the bottom of the article?"

"That's me joking with the readers, hahaha, male god, you think too much, can you see how I can attack with my small body? Cough..." In order to convince Fang Shenxing more, Chu Xiaotang was very ruthless He punched his chest a few times, only to get a few coughs.

"It's quite thin." Fang Shenxing lifted Chu Xiaotang's chin and said, "Come on, let the uncle love you."

"..."

Isn't this the line from Mi Niuda's article about Wan Tang's ABO giving birth?

Chu Xiaotang, who was pressed down by Fang Shenxing, couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

Alas...Although she betrayed her own chrysanthemum, she managed to keep the male god.Well, after this calculation, I still made a profit!It’s just my sister, brother, I’m sorry for you, you stick to the principle and help me keep it secret, but I took the initiative to confess to the male god 〒▽〒