God help me

Chu Xiaotang ran all the way back to the dormitory in tears, the foam on his head was taken away by the wind while running, leaving only water droplets.

Liu Mi was surfing the Internet in the dormitory, and was startled by the loud knocking of the door. Turning around, he saw Chu Xiaotang coming back with wet hair and messy clothes.

"Tangtang, what's the matter with you? Have you been eaten by Teacher Fang?"

Eat me will be this expression?

If the male god had eaten me, I would have stood in the middle of the playground throwing flowers to celebrate.

Chu Xiaotang didn't have the heart to reply Liu Mi at all, so he threw himself on his bed and cried loudly.

This abnormal behavior surprised Liu Mi. A few hours ago, Chu Xiaotang was still excitedly telling himself the good news that Fang Shenxing was Teacher Wan on the phone. How suddenly, it was like losing his wallet.

After Liu Mi closed the dormitory door, he patted Chu Xiaotang on the back worriedly: "What happened?"

Chu Xiaotang kicked his legs, hummed, and didn't know what he was talking about.

Liu Mi sneered with his nose: "What's the fuss, a man is still crying, it's shameful."

"Yes! I'll be ashamed, I'll be ashamed!" As soon as Chu Xiaotang heard the word shame, he suddenly turned back, jumped and sat on the bed, his eyes were red.

"Oh, I'm so scared!" If it wasn't for Liu Mi's dexterity, Chu Xiaotang's nose would almost bleed right now.He stroked his chest, and saw that there were no tears on Chu Xiaotang's face, and for a long time he only had thunder but not rain, so he howled all over the place.

Chu Xiaotang said with a paralyzed face, "You can't die, I wish I could die."

Already so serious that you don't want to live?

Liu Mi and Chu Xiaotang have been roommates for so long, and have witnessed Chu Xiaotang's various tragic experiences, but this is the first time I heard him say this. It seems that this incident is very serious.

Liu Mi approached with concern and asked, "What happened again?" He knew clearly in his heart that this was absolutely related to Fang Shenxing.

"I..." Opened his mouth to spit out a word, Chu Xiaotang immediately swallowed it back, this fact is too embarrassing, even if it rots in his stomach, he doesn't want to mention it to others, "Secret!"

"Hey! What are you calling me for?"

Liu Mi agreed quickly, and Chu Xiaotang was stunned before he realized it. He raised his voice and emphasized: "I'm talking about a secret, Secret!"

"Oh, don't talk about falling down, just hold back." Liu Mi turned around and left with her hands behind her back, "Don't talk to me when you want to talk, my master won't listen!"

With Chu Xiaotang's personality, he would definitely not be able to hold back to discuss with himself. Liu Mi deliberately used the aggressive method, but unexpectedly it failed this time.

Sitting on the bed, Chu Xiaotang opened and closed his mouth, closed and opened again, several times Liu Mi felt that Chu Xiaotang was coming to find him, but in the end Chu Xiaotang did not make any movement other than getting out of bed and carrying the notebook back to the bed. .

Strange, besides me, who else can he consult with?

Liu Mi thought well, except for him, Chu Xiaotang really didn't know who to consult with, after all, Liu Mi was the only one who knew that Fang Shenxing and Teacher Wan were the same person.

When Chu Xiaotang landed on the ball, it was not suitable for UPUP to disturb the gay friends in the group, and it was not suitable for the little gossip expert of my sister.

After thinking about it, Chu Xiaotang thought of the tree hole section on the red forum.You can speak on the red* forum without registering. He has seen a lot of tree hole posts on the red* forum. Everyone hides part of their real information and expresses their distress on the Internet.This can not only ensure that personal secrets are not leaked, but also seek help. It is really a must-have product for home travel and murder.

Chu Xiaotang clattered and typed with his notebook in his arms, and quickly edited the tree hole post and posted it out.

[Tree Hole + Help] Once again, I died in front of the male god, please help me to see if I still have a chance to restore my image in the male god's mind QAQ

The thing is, my boyfriend and I met online.Later, I met another person in real life. Because of some misunderstandings, I had a bad impression of him, so I always gave him embarrassment.

Today, I found out that this person is my male god! ! ! !

Nima, what a drama!I wonder if God is teasing me! ! !

Thinking of all kinds of excessive behaviors in the past, in order to wash away my bad image in the eyes of the male god, I wanted to do some good things to make the male god change his view of me.

Do you think I came to you for help because of this?Big mistake!

In the afternoon, the male god went out to do something. I saw dirty clothes in the washing machine, so I wanted to help the male god wash them, make snail boys or something, but I didn’t expect to put too much washing powder. When I found out, the bathroom was full of foam QAQ

I tried my best to get the bubbles out, but it didn't work!Useless!At this moment, the scene I least wanted to happen happened, the male god is back! ! ! !

I was afraid that the male god would mistake me for making trouble at his house on purpose, so I immediately explained the reason to the male god, but the male god ignored me. What should I do? stuffed in the quilt QAQ

This is what I want to ask everyone for help. Do you think it is possible for me to restore my image in the heart of the male god?How can I save it?

After posting the post, Chu Xiaotang felt a little more at ease, but his heart was still hanging. He kept pressing F5, waiting for the netizens to give him advice.

(Floor 1) Big wet chest in Shuilian Cave: again?

(2nd floor) The dead boy: I turned off the faucet in the male god's house before, and the water was all over the ground...

The dead boy was Chu Xiaotang's vest. After replying to the post, Chu Xiaotang pulled it down, and many replies popped up.

(3rd floor) Erhua: Hahahahaha, what the hell is the snail boy.

(Floor 4) Will stop: LZ, how much washing powder did you put in to make the bathroom full of foam!Are you sure you put laundry detergent and not a bubble bath?

(5th floor) DoubleKill: 23333 smiled unkindly, the male god of lz must think that you are stupid and cute, lz.

(Floor 6) Ritsu: Your male god didn’t hear what you said because you were stunned ==

(7th floor) The dead boy: The distance is quite close, I should not have heard it.

(8th Floor) Big wet chest in Water Curtain Cave: Hahahahahahahaha the tap is broken, lz can you be any more stupid!In other words, lz, the prerequisite for you to die in the male god's house again and again is that you can enter your male god's house, and you can enter your male god's house, so you are still worried.Besides, if your male god sees you unhappy, you will be banned from entering as early as the first time you died, so there is no chance for you to die a second time!

(9th Floor) Sneezing and being cute: The eighth brother is as sharp as ever ╮(╯_╰)╭

(10th floor) General rest: Eighth brother +1, lz, you can call the male god, if he doesn't hear clearly, you can explain it again.

(11th Floor) Grave Egg Fish: There is no need to save it, lz you have no image at all in front of your male god 2333333

(Floor 11) Dead boy: Don’t dare to type QAQ What if the male god gets angry?

(12th Floor) Dark Blue: Do you think your male god will not be angry if you leave him alone at home to deal with a lot of bubbles?

(13th floor) The dead boy: =口=Why didn’t I think of this!

After replying to the tree hole post, Chu Xiaotang ignored 21, took out the mobile phone hidden under the quilt, and dialed Fang Shenxing's number as quickly as possible.

Regardless of whether Fang Shenxing heard his explanation at the time, or whether he was angry, he should not have left Fang Shenxing there alone.

Brothers sworn in ancient times can still share blessings and share sorrows, but he is Fang Shenxing's brainless fan, how could he let the male god deal with those hateful bubbles alone!

If the male god is not angry and he makes a pile of bubbles, but leaves him alone to face troubles, then he is at a big loss!

The phone rang for a long time and no one answered, Chu Xiaotang thought about it carefully, and guessed that Fang Shenxing might be fighting against the bubble and had no time to answer the phone.

Whether he can save his own image or not is just one thing to see, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly put aside his notebook, picked up Fang Shenxing's key and rushed out of the dormitory.

Liu Mi yelled at his back: "What are you doing?"

How could Chu Xiaotang have the time to explain so much to him, success or failure depends on it!

The sky in autumn gets dark very quickly. When Chu Xiaotang left Fang Shenxing's house, the sky was only dim, but now it's so dark that you can't see your fingers.

Chu Xiaotang ran to the door of Fang Shenxing's house in one breath, and knocked on the door out of breath, but no one answered.

It's over, it's over, the male god is going to misunderstand me, I didn't leave you alone on purpose!

Chu Xiaotang couldn't care too much, took out the key that Fang Shenxing gave him, opened the door, and ran straight to the bathroom.

The bathroom door was closed, but the light was on, and the sound of splashing water could be heard from inside. Chu Xiaotang didn't think too much, and rushed forward to open the bathroom door with a "splash".

Fang Shenxing's alder body was exposed in front of Chu Xiaotang without warning.

Fang Shenxing raised his head and closed his eyes, holding the shower in one hand and running through his black hair with the other.Hot water poured from the shower, hit his hair, and ran down his face and chin.

In the hazy mist, Chu Xiaotang's gaze followed the flow of the water drops all the way down.The neck, the slightly protruding collarbone, the strong chest, the well-defined abdominal muscles, and the mermaid line is further down to a black jungle. Crouching in the jungle is...

Awow, aww, the alder body of the male god (﹃)

"Back?" Fang Shenxing's voice interrupted Chu Xiaotang's erratic thoughts.

Realizing that he was blatantly watching the male god taking a bath, Chu Xiaotang's face flushed red immediately: "Ah! Me, I'm here to help you clean up the foam."

Fang Shenxing hung the shower on the wall, wiped his face, and did not avoid Chu Xiaotang: "It has been cleaned, I am cleaning myself."

God, don't you cover it up?

A real man who is white and upright in front of me?

Mamma Mia, the male god has a great figure, I really want to kneel and lick (*/ω＼*)

"I...I know." Chu Xiaotang faltered, he didn't have the courage to look at Fang Shenxing's body under Fang Shenxing's gaze, and when he looked away, he remembered the purpose of coming over, and hurriedly said, "I want to help you wash your clothes this afternoon. , As a result, I put too much washing powder, I didn't mean it."

"I see." Fang Shenxing sighed, then shook his head helplessly, "You really have no life experience."

"I can learn!" After being complained by the male god, Chu Xiaotang raised his head excitedly.

For the male god, he is willing to learn anything!

Once again, he clearly saw the alder body of the male god. The body of the male god in the mist was so alluring. Chu Xiaotang couldn't help swallowing, feeling that a part of his lower body that was ashamed to speak out was quietly There was a change, he clenched his legs awkwardly, wanting to leave here but reluctant.

Chu Xiaotang thought to himself, the male god didn't even say not to show him, why don't you take a few more glances?

Fang Shenxing's voice sounded again: "Why is it still this suit, I don't know how to change it."

Chu Xiaotang asked "Ah?" for no reason.

Suddenly, a stream of hot water poured down from the top of his head, he wiped his face, and opened his eyes to see Fang Shenxing approaching him with a shower, which was placed above him.

The water flow at a moderate temperature quickly swept across the whole body, and even the breath of a male god rushed towards his face.

Fang Shenxing bent down slightly, put the shower in Chu Xiaotang's hand, and said with a chuckle, "Take a bath, I'm going out first."

The door behind him made a "crash" sound, Chu Xiaotang turned around abruptly, Fang Shenxing's figure was already blocked by the bathroom door.Chu Xiaotang blinked while holding the shower, Fang Shenxing's words were still in his ears, he walked into the depths of the bathroom blithely, forgot to take off his clothes, stood under the shower and giggled.

The male god asked me to take a shower, what does he want to do next?

Is this going too fast?

Short oil, this is my first time, male god, you must be gentle!

The author has something to say: Mr. Fang brings his own topic #Everyday when I go home, I see my wife is dying#

I posted the tree hole intentionally, not only for today's update, but also for tomorrow XD