God help me

Not long after hanging up with Liu Mi, Fang Shenxing's doorbell rang.

Chu Xiaotang was startled when he heard the ringing of the bell, he searched everywhere for the source of the sound, and it took him half a beat to react. It turned out that Fang Shenxing's family still had a doorbell, but he never found it.He knocked on the door every time he came, and was not despised by Fang Shenxing. The male god really has a good character.

Chu Xiaotang wore Fang Shenxing's pajamas and opened the door. A repairman stood at the door, holding a huge work bag and asked, "Is there something wrong with your faucet?"

"Yes, please come in quickly." Chu Xiaotang made way for the repairman while looking for slippers for guests in the shoe cabinet.

The repairman took out his pocket and said, "No, I brought my own shoe covers."

Chu Xiaotang said to the overshoe repairman who put the bag on the ground and leaned against the wall skillfully, "Master, your service is really good."

"This is necessary." The repairman looked familiar, and cheerfully asked Chu Xiaotang where the faucet was broken and asked him to lead the way. Seeing that Chu Xiaotang was kind and younger than himself, he stopped using honorifics Said, "I see you are young, and you are also a teacher at this university?"

"No, I teach middle school students most at this level." Chu Xiaotang told the truth, the repairman probably regarded him as the head of the house because of his attire.It's a pity that he is not the identity that the repairman said, and he is now in the stage of struggling to become a member of this family.

"Oh, I see, that's the son of this family." The repairman was very sure.

Chu Xiaotang staggered and almost landed on his face.

He is Fang Shenxing's son?

It's scary just thinking about it!

Chu Xiaotang kept shaking his head: "No, there is not much difference in age between us."

The repairman guessed again: "The younger brother of the owner?"

"..." The corner of Chu Xiaotang's mouth twitched. The repairman came to repair the faucet, or to guess riddles. If you think I'm the son-in-law of the head of the house, I will convince you!Chu Xiaotang complained silently in his heart. In order to prevent the repairman from guessing, he nodded and said, "Master, you are so smart. This is my brother's house. Please fix the faucet quickly. If there is no water in the house, you will be very worried."

"Okay, wait for me to take a look." The repairman leaned to the edge of the sink, looked at the connection, and picked up the broken faucet on the side, "No big problem, the quality of the faucet is not good, I will give you Get a new one, and I guarantee that it won’t break in your next life.”

"Pfft, that's not necessary, it's enough to not be bad in this life."

The repairman quickly replaced the new faucet, and Chu Xiaotang turned on the faucet with lingering fear after turning on the water valve to try it out.

Chu Xiaotang was relieved that the faucet didn't fall down.Everything was normal when the water came out, Chu Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief again.But there is more than one faucet in the house, and Chu Xiaotang is about to cast a shadow on the faucet. Although Fang Shenxing didn't ask, he still asked the master repairman to check all the places where water can come out in the kitchen and bathroom.

Fortunately, this project is not huge, and it took a total of half an hour to complete it successfully.

After paying for the faucet and sending the repairman away, Chu Xiaotang leaned on the sofa, took an apple and gnawed it happily, and suddenly remembered that when he went to the bathroom to check the faucet, he saw dirty clothes in the washing machine.

In order to please the male god and not be a fan who knows nothing but eating, drinking and having fun, Chu Xiaotang immediately decided that he would help the male god to do his laundry!

Everyone loves snail girls and everything, and the male god is gay, so he wants to be a snail boy.

Just do what you say, and Chu Xiaotang put the half of the apple that was not finished eating on the coffee table. At this moment, nothing is more important than helping the male god to do the laundry.

Standing in front of the washing machine, Chu Xiaotang felt worried again - he doesn't know how to use washing powder, more precisely, he has never used a washing machine.

As a dead house living with his parents, Chu Xiaotang would probably only get one point out of [-] for survivability.

Fortunately, the washing machine is fully automatic. Chu Xiaotang knows the convenience of the fully automatic washing machine. There are advertisements on the TV every day. Put away the water and washing powder, press the switch button, don’t worry about anything, wait for the washing machine to finish washing The clothes beep automatically and he just needs to take them out to dry after the beep.

Chu Xiaotang studied the operation interface of the washing machine for a few minutes, and soon knew the general operation method of this washing machine.

After pressing the power switch and the water release button, Chu Xiaotang found the bucket of washing powder on the shelf directly above the washing machine without any effort.

Fang Shenxing is indeed a male god, no matter what he does, he is so organized!

Chu Xiaotang proudly hugged the bucket, dug out a spoonful of washing powder and threw it into the washing machine, he looked into the washing machine, so many clothes, is one spoonful enough?

As if it wasn't enough, Chu Xiaotang added another spoonful.He usually uses soap for washing powder in the dormitory, and he takes it home for his mother to wash the thick and difficult ones. He has no idea how much washing powder is needed.

After adding the second spoonful, Chu Xiaotang began to worry that if he added less, it would not be clean.After thinking about it, every time Chu Xiaotang found a reason that the washing powder might not be clean, he added a spoonful into it, and when he couldn't find any reason, he poured a third of the washing powder into the bucket.

Chu Xiaotang closed the washing machine cover with satisfaction, and clicked the start button. Then he just had to wait for the washing machine to finish washing, and then he could show his favor in front of Fang Shenxing.

Standing at the porch, Chu Xiaotang imitated the scene of Fang Shenxing returning home and first seeing the clean and fragrant clothes hanging on the balcony, and then looking at himself sitting at home obediently waiting for him to come home , ah... If there is another delicious dinner that he cooks himself, then Fang Shenxing's favorability for him will soar all the way to the top of the chart!

The picture in his mind was too busy, Chu Xiaotang clasped his hands in front of his chest, as if drinking a jar of century-old wine intoxicated.He was intoxicated, intoxicated, and let out a breath.

I got up early in the morning, didn't go to bed at noon, and was worried for a long time.At this moment Chu Xiaotang felt sleepy, with the idea of ​​just taking a nap on the sofa for a while so as not to delay the laundry, kicked off the slippers on his feet, leaned on the sofa crookedly, and fell into a deep dream.

I don't know how long I've been asleep for this sleep, Chu Xiaotang only felt that I slept very deeply, as if it had gone through a century, when I woke up and looked at the time, I found that less than an hour had passed.

Why are the sofas in the male god's house so sleepy!

Since Chu Xiaotang saw Fang Shenxing rightly, everything he saw was pleasing to the eye, even the corners and corners of Fang Shenxing's house were pleasing to the eye a lot.

It was dark outside, and Fang Shenxing hadn't come back yet.

Chu Xiaotang dazedly gnawed half of the apple he gnawed before going to bed, and suddenly remembered that there were still clothes in the washing machine, and he didn't know what happened.He took three steps at a time and made a circle around the coffee table. Before he reached the bathroom, a vast expanse of white foam appeared in his sight without warning.

The white foam piled up like a hill, filling every corner of the bathroom, Chu Xiaotang glanced over, but couldn't see anything except the foam.

Chu Xiaotang was dumbfounded, where did so many bubbles come from?He was dazed for a few seconds, and immediately realized what made the foam.

Damn, put too much washing powder!

Chu Xiaotang stomped his feet remorsefully. He only thought that there would be more washing powder to clean the clothes, so why didn't he think that washing powder would produce bubbles.

It's over, it's over, I'm still a snail boy, I'm going to become Godzilla directly QAQ

Before I left, I agreed that the male god asked me to take care of the house, and I must not lose the chain.

No, this scene must not be discovered, I want to clean this place before Fang Shenxing comes back!

Chu Xiaotang took off Fang Shenxing's pajamas and put them on the sofa. The foam had to be cleaned up, the head could be broken, the blood could flow, and the male god's pajamas should not be soiled.

Once again, she only wears a pair of underwear. This time, the underwear still has letters on it, but the huge blue S has become a huge black M.

When Chu Xiaotang bought it, he took it casually. When he opened the package and saw this letter, he really wanted to cry for a few minutes without tears.Although he is a shy M, why don't you even buy a pair of underwear to reveal the truth?

Before Fang Shenxing was at home, he was embarrassed and deliberately covered the letter M with his hand so that Fang Shenxing could not see it.Now that Fang Shenxing was not at home, and there was a lot of foam in front of him that he was eager to deal with, Chu Xiaotang couldn't control that much, so he jumped into the foam mountain with all his teeth and claws after taking off his clothes.

Things like foam are more difficult to handle than cockroaches, Chu Xiaotang grabbed them with his hands, and he slipped away through the gap between his fingers.Chu Xiaotang worked in the foam mountain for more than ten minutes, the foam was not missing at all, but it was everywhere, even on his own body, no matter how much he wiped it off, he couldn't clean it off.

Chu Xiaotang encountered this kind of situation only when he used too much body soap when taking a bath. Could it be that the only way to solve the foam is to wash it with water?

Chu Xiaotang stared blankly at the foam everywhere, if he washed it with water, it would be like flooding Jinshan Temple.God, could it be that he was a snake demon in his previous life? He has been raped by him twice in the male god's house, and he is going to come a third time. Can it be done?I beg you to let me go, I'm just a quiet fan, I don't want to be a monster in the eyes of male gods QAQ

Chu Xiaotang shrank his neck like an ostrich and said to himself: "There must be other ways, Chu Xiaotang don't panic, calm down, calm down and think about other countermeasures. Damn! What do you think, I want to extinguish the damn bubble I'm sorry for you guys!"

After finishing the words, Chu Xiaotang frantically kicked the foam surrounding him fiercely.

Fang Shenxing opened the door of the house and immediately smelled the strong smell of washing powder. He followed the smell and looked in the direction where it came, and was stunned by what he saw.

I saw white foam piled up in the bathroom of his house. This is not the scariest thing. The most terrifying thing is that there is a particularly obvious moving object in the depth of the foam. Because the object is covered by the foam, it is impossible to see his true self. form.

monster?

immortal?

Fang Shenxing stood at the porch and dared not go forward, when suddenly an object in the foam approached him, Fang Shenxing squinted his eyes to identify it, it seemed to be a figure.

people?Could it be Chu Xiaotang?

As soon as this idea came up, Fang Shenxing heard Chu Xiaotang's roar, and that weird laugh that was close to morbid followed by the wailing.

I only heard Chu Xiaotang yelling, "God is going to kill me, God is going to kill me." while thumping in the foam.

Fang Shenxing couldn't laugh or cry, he had only been out for a few hours, what did that bastard Chu Xiaotang do to make his house like this.He had to admit that Chu Xiaotang was really good at creating surprises, which always surprised him again and again.

Seeing that Chu Xiaotang was still thumping in the foam and had no intention of coming out, Fang Shenxing only had to take the initiative to say: "I'm back."

Fang Shenxing's voice sounded, Chu Xiaotang's cry disappeared instantly, and the reaction was as quick as someone touching the off button.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Fang Shenxing remained silent, and Chu Xiaotang did not make any sound.

Play dead?Fang Shenxing thought, is it too late to pretend now?The second-hand thinking is really elusive.

Fang Shenxing sighed and approached the bubble, ready to grab Chu Xiaotang out.

Suddenly a white light flashed, and Chu Xiaotang appeared in the sky. Before Fang Shenxing could react, Chu Xiaotang opened his mouth and called, "Mr. Fang, I didn't do it on purpose, I just want to help you get dressed!"

Washing the vegetables and removing the faucet, washing the detergent to produce a toilet foam, Chu Xiaotang is really talented.

Chu Xiaotang in front of him was only wearing a pair of panties again, his body was full of foam, and from the foam, he could vaguely discern a huge black bold M on the underwear.

Last time it was S, this is M, Fang Shenxing thought about the plot of "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Celebrity", and couldn't help but wonder if Tangtang still has S|M tendencies?It seems that it is necessary for him to supplement his knowledge in this area.

Fang Shen was thinking wildly, but Chu Xiaotang took his silence as anger.

It's over, it's over, the male god must hate me to death, what face do I have to stay in this house?

Chu Xiaotang wiped off the foam on his face, and rushed to the balcony to take away his clothes like a gust of wind, no matter whether it was dried or not, regardless of the foam on his body, he put the clothes on his body, turned his head and looked at the standing Fang Be careful, he sniffed, and left without looking back.

When Fang Shenxing came back to his senses, Chu Xiaotang had long since disappeared.He looked around, didn't even fall into the foam, but still couldn't find Chu Xiaotang.

Hey, what about people?

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