God help me

Chu Xiaotang returned to the dormitory from the gallery, and when he entered the door, he found Liu Mi moaning and sighing at the computer with a distressed face, chanting words, but couldn't understand what he was saying.

"What's wrong?" Chu Xiaotang walked over and asked with concern.

Liu Mi laughed at the sudden voice, and when he saw that it was Chu Xiaotang, he sighed again: "You and Teacher Wan were pinched." Those two authors then affected us." Chu Xiaotang put down the bag, turned on the computer, and the action was done in one go, "By the way, do you know what red is?"

"I know, Hong* is a forum under Lvjiji Literature City. Because the background is pink, it is called Hong*, and some people call it Pink*." Liu Mi turned sideways, pointing at his computer screen and said , "Look, what I'm looking at now is red *."

Chu Xiaotang stretched out his head to take a look, the background was indeed very pink, and the webpage was densely packed with words, he stood there and looked down carelessly.He sat down in front of his computer and said to Liu Mi, "Send me the address, and I'll do some research."

With this research, Chu Xiaotang seemed to have discovered a new continent. He originally thought that Red*, as a forum under Lvjiji Literature City, was mainly a platform for netizens to express their opinions on novels. , there are not only novel reviews, but also various chats, and there is only one word at the core of various topics, and that is rot!

Movies, TV dramas, animations, comics, real people, as long as there is anything in this world, whether you want it or not, it can be corrupted.

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf are true love, Ultraman and Little Monster are in love and kill each other, Han Han and Guo Jingming are deeply in love...

After reading it, Chu Xiaotang immediately searched his vest.

Chu Xiaotang was greatly surprised by the search results. It turned out that before he knew Teacher Wan, someone in Hong* had already cut him and Teacher Wan!

There are not many red* posts about Station B. Among them, the most popular and hottest has two series buildings, one is the JQ between the UP owners of the game section of Station B, and the other is the separate Wantang special building.

Chu Xiaotang glanced at it, and roughly knew that the Wantang Special Building was split from the first building.On the first level of the post, there is a detailed list of the various JQ summaries of the second uncle of the Tang family and Mr. Wan.The back floor is updated in real time, and the majority of netizens seem to have installed a small motor. As long as one of Chu Xiaotang and Teacher Wan has something to do, they will immediately find out, and then express their respective opinions. Some even posted their own cute little jokes.

Chu Xiaotang didn't let go of one layer, and read several pages from the beginning to the end. On the last page, everyone was talking about tonight's fight incident and the Weibo post that Teacher Wan forwarded.

Floor 1234: Damn it!Are Teacher Wan and Tangtang real?

Floor 1235: Is the Internet turning into reality?Anyone with a group of friends?Kneel for gossip!

Floor 1236: Why can’t I comment, I’m so anxious, Mr. Wan is so black-bellied, I always feel that he is secretly planning something amazingw(Д)w

Floor 1237: Upstairs, Teacher Wan must have known that Tangtang, a bastard, could not handle it, so he stepped forward.Xiaoyou, such a male god, I also want one>/////

Floor 1238: I want the same.

Floor 1239: I want +1

……

Floor 1472: I want +13838384438

want to?

no way!

Even if you line up this floor to the Milky Way, Teacher Wan is still mine alone, hum!

Chu Xiaotang snorted arrogantly and foolishly at the computer, and after humming, he couldn't help but go back to the previous floors that he liked very much.It has to be said that the brains of the people in this building are so different that Chu Xiaotang felt brainwashed after reading it, thinking that he and Teacher Wan are true love.

What do you mean by feeling? Teacher Wan and I will become true love one day. Now half of this goal has been achieved. As long as Teacher Wan likes me, the goal will be completely achieved.

In order to facilitate the early completion of this goal, Chu Xiaotang copied the address of this building and sent it to Teacher Wan without hesitation, preparing to brainwash him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: [link] He is a god and a god, I love watching this!

It's a pity that Teacher Wan's profile picture is black, Chu Xiaotang glanced at the time, only to realize that it is already 01:30 in the morning!

God, it's so late.

Chu Xiaotang turned off the ball to go to bed, but he was not sleepy at all.

Liu Mi was sitting on the bed with the computer in his arms and typing away. Chu Xiaotang asked him if he was sleeping.

Liu Mi shook his head and said, "Not sleepy."

Chu Xiaotang said: "I'm not sleepy either."

After making sure that Liu Mi couldn't see what he was typing, Chu Xiaotang secretly opened Word, like a thief, typed a few lines, and took a few glances at Liu Mi.

After all, it is a very embarrassing thing to write about Wan Tang's fanart by yourself, and it must not be known by fans, even if that person is Liu Mi, a good friend in the same dormitory.It's fine if Chu Xiaoxiao discovers this kind of thing alone, but it must not be found out by a third person, otherwise Chu Xiaotang's fragile heart can't bear it.

What happened today and the post I read just now opened Chu Xiaotang's mind, as if someone had opened up Ren Du's second channel. When Chu Xiaotang first started writing, he was careful to beware of Liu Mi, and he couldn't control it at the end. Concentrating on the important matter of coding, it was almost four o'clock in the morning when he was tired and unable to write.

Liu Mi fell asleep holding the computer at some point, Chu Xiaotang thought about tomorrow morning, ah, no, it should be said that there was still class at ten o'clock this morning, so he hurriedly backed up the files, and quickly turned off the computer and went to sleep.

Five hours later, Chu Xiaotang went to class with two huge dark circles under his eyes, and fell asleep after a while.When I woke up, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Don't be too precise about the timing. Even Liu Mi clasped his fists and expressed his admiration for him.

"Tangtang, Teacher Wan's Weibo can comment again today, when will you start commenting?" During the meal, Liu Mi was halfway through Weibo when he suddenly discovered this.

Chu Xiaotang let out a "huh" and didn't know whether he should tell Liu Mi about this matter, after much deliberation, he chose to tell him.

After hearing this, Liu Mi opened his mouth in surprise: "Damn it, Teacher Wan is so cool, I really love it."

"Don't talk nonsense, we are just good friends." Chu Xiaotang replied very officially.

"Well, a good friend is a quilt." Liu Mi joked with a smile.

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to work later." Chu Xiaotang realized that the time was almost up, left his job and hurriedly ran out of the cafeteria.

Liu Mi stared at his receding back thoughtfully. Whether Teacher Fang is Teacher Wan or not is a mystery that he has not yet solved.Judging by Chu Xiaotang's appearance, it seems that these two have never been considered together.He was really curious about whether Wan Tang was together.

When Chu Xiaotang rushed to the gallery, the first thing he did was read Teacher Wan's comments on Weibo.

Everything was just as Mr. Wan expected. Netizens frantically bombarded Mr. Wan's Weibo with comments like a demon.

The comments on the weibo that Mr. Wan reposted yesterday increased rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. There were a lot of good comments and bad comments in it.

The more Chu Xiaotang looked at it, the more worried he became for Teacher Wan, and he took out his mobile phone to send a message of concern.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, how are you swollen?

Teacher Wan: Very good.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Your Weibo...

Teacher Wan: Let him go, I am too lazy to read it, it will be fine after a few days.I don't ask you to comment, so don't do anything.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes!I listen to you.

Teacher Wan: Let’s not talk about it, I’m busy here.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Okay, you are busy.

Teacher Wan: Hey...

Chu Xiaotang really wanted to hold back, but Teacher Wan's last sentence was obviously a sigh.

Has the male god encountered other difficulties?I seem to care about him!

But the male god said he was busy, why should I bother him?

Chu Xiaotang hesitated for half a minute, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and sent another WeChat message.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, why are you sighing?

Teacher Wan: Things in real life.

Chu Xiaotang seldom hears Teacher Wan mentioning real life. Is this the key point for him to go further with the male god?

Chu Xiaotang's spirit was shaken, he grasped this key point, and replied him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: What's wrong?Do you need help?

Teacher Wan: It’s not a big deal, it’s just that meeting a difficult person makes me feel powerless.

Difficult?

In connection with the nature of Teacher Wan's work, Chu Xiaotang instantly thought of a word - the overlord fights hard!

Damn it, do some customers want my male god Teacher Wan?

At first glance, my male god is the kind who sells his smile but not his body. Which bastard wants to fuck him, I want to castrate him!

Chu Xiaotang was furious, but he couldn't tell Teacher Wan directly, because Teacher Wan didn't know yet, and he already knew what he was doing.

Chu Xiaotang felt uncomfortable, but he could only say to Teacher Wan——

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, you must not be weak. Most people in this world bully the weak and fear the strong. If he makes you weak, you make him even weaker. Only by suppressing his arrogance at once can you rest easy.

Teacher Wan: Really?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Really!If you have difficulties, find Tangtang, and one will be the best.

Teacher Wan: Thank you. I will solve it by myself first. If I can’t solve it, I will definitely find you^_^

The second uncle of the Tang family: You are welcome!Who told me to be your brainless fan?It is my greatest honor to advise you.

Chu Xiaotang deliberately borrowed Teacher Wan's sentence pattern from yesterday, thinking that he is great.

Teacher Wan replied with six words like a tacit understanding.

Teacher Wan: You are really awesome.

Aww, I'm in sync with the male god!

Chu Xiaotang tilted his head happily and rolled around on the keyboard, when he was halfway through the roll, he suddenly heard a somewhat familiar voice.

"What are you doing?"

Chu Xiaotang realized that his stupid appearance was being seen by others, he raised his head in embarrassment, and after seeing the person clearly, he widened his eyes and shouted: "Why is it you!"

"Why can't it be me?" Fang Shenxing gave him a funny look, Chu Xiaotang still had a little keyboard imprint on his face, no wonder he often heard crackling sounds when recording live with Chu Xiaotang, it turned out to be like this of.

Chu Xiaotang cast a wary look at Fang Shenxing: "This is where I work, what are you doing here?"

"The sign hanging at the door..."

Before Fang Shen could finish his jargon, Chu Xiaotang interrupted: "Are you trying to say that there is no sign at the door that says dogs and Mr. Fang are not allowed, so you can come in? Hmph, I owe you money and I will change it." Yes, please don't be so entangled."

This sentence Chu Xiaotang said was a little too much, and he regretted it after he finished speaking.

If it was in the past, Chu Xiaotang would not be able to say such explosive remarks if he was killed, but yesterday he really watched too many fights, which caused his head to twitch. Seeing Fang Shenxing, whom he hates and fears, Opened his mouth under tension and said this sentence.

Ever since Chu Xiaotang resigned as a mannequin, he and Fang Shenxing had very little interaction.Except that Chu Xiaotang got extra money from the translation, and occasionally went to Fang Shenxing's office to pay back the money, the only time the two met regularly was in the Brief History of Art class.

Seeing Fang Shenxing looking at him silently, Chu Xiaotang regretted it in his heart.Although he finds that Fang Shenxing's clothes are not pleasing to the eye, but the superficial relationship still needs to be maintained, after all, he is not only a creditor, but also a teacher!Don't say that I owe him money, his credits are still in the hands of others.He is a seven-inch snake being pinched, how could he have the courage to speak to the other party carefully in such a tone.

Fang Shenxing didn't speak, and so did Chu Xiaotang.

For a moment, the two seemed to be at an impasse.

Xiaoyou came out of the toilet, looked up and saw Fang Shenxing standing at the door, and the next second, her eyes fell on the fresh-keeping bag in Fang Shenxing's hand.

Through the transparent fresh-keeping bag, you can see what is inside at a glance.Xiaoyou walked forward to say hello with a happy smile: "Second Boss, you are here."

Fang Shenxing finally made a sound and gave a faint "hmm".

Chu Xiaotang heaved a sigh of relief, looked at the sky and meditated, finally broke the deadlock, let him go with the wind what happened just now, I'd better pretend to look at the scenery.

and many more!

Chu Xiaotang pretended that it was not enough to open the scenery for a second, but he was so shocked by Xiaoyou's address just now that he couldn't pretend anymore.

"Second, Second Boss?" Chu Xiaotang turned pale with shock.

Fang Shenxing took out the contents of the fresh-keeping bag, gave Chu Xiaotang a sideways glance, and replied, "Yes."

Behind a simple word, there are too many things to digest.

Chu Xiaotang’s small computer was running fast. Just now Fang Shenxing mentioned the sign at the door. When Chu Xiaotang first came here, he didn’t know the four cursive scripts. It wasn’t until he signed the contract with the big boss that the big boss’ name was Fang Jinyan. Only then did he know that the sign said to be cautious in words and deeds.

Fang Jinyan, Fang Shenxing, isn't that the name of the evil Teacher Fang?

Why didn't he think of this!

The younger brother of the big boss and the second boss of the gallery turned out to be Fang Shenxing.

After Chu Xiaotang finished digesting, he peed in fright.

At this moment, Chu Xiaotang thought of a lot, the most important of which was when he resigned from the position of mannequin, he patted the table and told Fang Shenxing that he had found a very satisfying job.

At that time, the work had not yet been settled.

Chu Xiaotang suddenly wanted to die, and felt that Fang Shenxing must have seen his stupidity thoroughly.

"You already knew that I came to your shop to work part-time, but you deliberately didn't tell me."

Fang Shenxing confessed to Chu Xiaotang's accusation, he shrugged and said, "You said how satisfied you are with this job, how much you like it, why should I break your cold water?"

Chu Xiaotang said angrily, "You've been laughing at me all this time."

"I don't have any." Fang Shenxing brought two portions of coconut milk Xiaofang to the gallery, one was taken by Xiaoyou to eat later, and the other was placed in front of Chu Xiaotang, he said, "I'm here to give you Dessert."

"Sugar-coated cannonballs again." Chu Xiaotang glanced at the milky white cuboid that was the size of two big white rabbit milk candies, and around the small cube was rolled a circle of desiccated coconut, and Chu Xiaotang could smell that smell from a long distance away Rich coconut milk fragrance.He swallowed, wanting to eat.

Fang Shenxing was amused by Chu Xiaotang's pitiful appearance of wanting to eat but desperately trying to hold back, he picked up a small square of coconut milk and stuffed it directly into Chu Xiaotang's mouth: "Do you like salted cannonballs?"

"Oh! Don't fight with me." Shasha's shredded coconut and milk are a perfect match. After the mouth, the smooth taste of the Q bomb almost moved Chu Xiaotang to tears.But he has already broken his face with Fang Shenxing, how could he just take a little bit of delicious food with him?

Secretly pressing Xiaofang's hand that wanted to get the second piece of coconut milk, Chu Xiaotang glared at Fang Shenxing while licking the lingering fragrance between his teeth with the tip of his tongue: "I want to resign!"

Fang Shenxing seemed to have guessed that he would say this sentence a long time ago, and said plausibly: "Article 30 of the Labor Law stipulates that the labor contract can be terminated by the laborer notifying the employer in writing [-] days in advance. Otherwise..."

Fang Shen's jargon came to his lips, and he stopped on purpose.Chu Xiaotang knew that at a guess, otherwise it would not be a good thing to say later.He stared wide-eyed and asked, "What exactly do you want?"

Fang Shenxing smiled slightly: "I don't want to do anything."

"Ghosts believe you... oh!"

Fang Shenxing picked up another piece of coconut milk and stuffed it into Chu Xiaotang's mouth.

Damn, here it comes again!I couldn't bear it any longer, why the food made by this well-dressed beast was so delicious. Thinking of the Chinese and Western food I ate some time ago, and the small biscuits from a long time ago, foodie Chu Xiaotang felt that he was not far away from raising the white flag to surrender.

"Hey, you, let me tell you what to say." Fang Shen sighed embarrassingly, "Whether you are a model in the art department or a part-time job in a gallery, you still have to pay me back. Why should I ask?" What do you do to you? Since you insist on me doing something to you, then I will do what you want and be a bad guy as hard as I can."

What he said was like how much he had been wronged.Chu Xiaotang blinked and looked at Fang Shenxing incomprehensibly.This time Fang Shenxing didn't need to make a move, he directly picked up the coconut milk Xiaofang, which was about the same color as Bai Qi, and threw it into his mouth.

"I wrote in black and white on the IOU that I signed [-] yuan. Have you paid me back these days?" Fang Shenxing shook his head, "No."

"Let it go..." Under Fang Shenxing's stare, Chu Xiaotang retracted the rest of the uncivilized word and said, "You're lying, I'll pay it back."

Fang Shenxing spread his arms and asked with a smile, "Where's the evidence?"

Yeah, no evidence at all.Whether it's being a model or giving money in person, Chu Xiaotang has never signed a document with Fang Shenxing, the only document is the IOU.If Fang Shenxing refuses to admit it, even if he goes to court, he will definitely lose.

"Stupid child, stop making trouble. Although I don't know why you have inexplicable hostility towards me. But I hope you can work hard in the future, pay off your debts as soon as possible, and be a person who contributes to the country and society." Fang Shen Xing patted Chu Xiaotang's shoulder meaningfully, "Is the coconut milk recipe delicious?"

"Delicious." Damn it, this topic is so jumpy, I can't keep up with it!Chu Xiaotang cried out, "According to you, I can't finish it at all."

"That's why I call you a silly boy." Fang Shenxing smiled and shook his head, "Come over and sign a repayment document with me after dessert, and we will sign each time you repay in the future."

Indulging in all kinds of reluctance and helplessness in his heart, Chu Xiaotang still agreed to Fang Shenxing's proposal, because he had no choice at all.

The repayment document is a form on which the time and repayment amount are noted. In the signature column of the last column, it will take effect as long as Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang sign at the same time.

After signing this document, Chu Xiaotang wanted to die. Now it's not the problem of Fang Shenxing's lingering ghost, but that he himself can't escape Fang Shenxing's clutches at all.

Chu Xiaotang carefully read the repayment document three times, and after confirming that there was no problem, he still asked uneasy: "You won't keep another hand, prepare to cheat me."

"No." The repayment document was still in duplicate, and Fang Shenxing kept his own, "What else do you want to say?"

Chu Xiaotang wiped away two lines of bitter tears, shook his head and said no more.

Fang Shenxing responded, "Then I'm going back to school."

"Wait!"

Fang Shenxing turned to look at Chu Xiaotang: "What's the matter?"

Chu Xiaotang swallowed her saliva: "Is there any coconut milk recipe?"

Even though Fang Shenxing was as black-bellied as he was, he was still surprised by Chu Xiaotang's words, his silly and cute little follower was actually a hopeless foodie.

"It's gone." Seeing a trace of frustration in Chu Xiaotang's eyes, Fang Shenxing said again, "If you want to eat, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

"Think!" Chu Xiaotang hurriedly replied, thinking secretly in his heart, hmph, you'll make money if you eat as much as you want, see if I can't eat enough for you!

The author has something to say: Teacher Wan sent out candy yesterday, and Tangtang gave out candy today, please call me a little sugar expert ヽ(??▽?)ノ

About Chu Xiaotang is a small theater with double standards.

part1

Fang Shenxing: Do you like salted cannonballs?

Chu Xiaotang: Don’t fight with me haha ​​￣へ￣

part2

Teacher Wan: Do you like salted shells?

The second uncle of the Tang family: 233 male god, you sneered again (*/ω＼*)