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Netizen No888: Confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel Score: 2

It is not easy for the author to write an article. This is the first article by Bayuda. There are many shortcomings in the article written by a newcomer, which is understandable, but personal attacks should not be used.If you have an opinion, you can raise it, don’t use such an extreme method (*￣[-]￣)ノ

[1st Floor] Messenger of Justice: Yes, yes, I didn’t want to read this article when Mr. Advertisement recommended me to read it, because I don’t know about Bilibili.I didn't expect to be able to stop after watching it!The author, GJ, begging for more updates┗|｀O′|┛

[Floor 2] Hei Ye JQ Eye: After reading this article, I can no longer climb out at station B. I beg for an invitation code, and I want to post a colorful barrage!

[3rd Floor] The chicken drumsticks are coming to my bowl: wait, what did I see!The Confessor and the Messenger of Justice?I remember that a year ago, the Messenger of Justice seemed to give a negative score to Drumsticks, what is going on now?

[Floor 4] The confession will only say that I like you, good soil and good time travel: 2333, 3L, the messenger of justice has been assimilated by me, join our organization.

[Floor 5] Little chrysanthemum loves big cucumber: Pfft, you can do it, Mr. Confession!

When Chu Xiaotang saw this sentence, he was a little moved in his heart. Although Mr. Confessor did not have gorgeous rhetoric or long speeches, his two simple sentences comforted Chu Xiaotang.

Writing is not easy, it is true.

In order to update, Chu Xiaotang thinks about the plot whenever he has free time, and even spares time to code words every day.Chu Xiaotang never expected to be affirmed by everyone for what he finally wrote. You can say it if you don’t like it. After all, freedom of speech, but directly attacking him personally makes him feel uncomfortable.The most important thing is that Chu Xiaotang didn't know what he did wrong to be personally attacked!

With a strong sense of bewilderment, Chu Xiaotang continued to scroll down the comments to find out the source of the fight. After searching for a long time, he found that the source of the fight turned out to be a negative comment a long time ago.

At that time, Chu Xiaotang also replied to this comment. He didn't think too much about it, but now that comment has been replied to a shocking degree by countless readers.

Netizen No102: sneer Score: -2

The 23-year-old president, hehe, I have seen someone who has no common sense, but never thought of someone who has no common sense like the author of this article.Is Jack Susu overdone?It's fine to write such a thunderous setting, but you still dig a hole and don't fill it in. The quality of the pit shows your character, and the author is cursed for a lifetime.

[1F] Author's reply: I just love this setting, and I haven't changed it because of my age. Is it really ridiculous?Begging not to curse so hard QAQ

[2nd Floor] Dare to ask if the young master Chrysanthemum is safe: the perch is big, soft and cute, but it is not updated every day, bad review!Everything else is great, Dali Humo.

[Floor 3] Master Yu Zhao: Wan Tang* is good!Wan Tangdang said that he was satisfied with reading this article.Please ignore the age in the fanfiction, everyone is here to read the article, not to find fault. [Little Fairy, I threw you a mine, take it quickly]

[Floor 4] Songsong: I followed the article late, what is the meaning of this comment?Where is the perch badly written?Hmph, please don’t look at lz, we will help you get back the lost points if you earn positive points =3=

[5F] I also sneered: Is this a negative score? LZSB does not explain.

[Floor 6] sneered: accuse me of personal attack, 5L what are you doing?Hehe, everyone is with each other.

[7th Floor] Charming double eyelids: I rub it, LZ is still there, it’s been half a month, don’t you hate this article?Why are you still spending time here, why don't you hurry up and get lost.

[Floor 8] When it’s sunny and rainy: What’s the score?Oh, I brush mines.

[9th floor] Meow woo woo woo woo woo woo woo: The local tyrants of 8L are worshiped by me!

This is where the fight started.

Chu Xiaotang found the source, but was still confused.As a good student, he must understand the problems he doesn't understand, so he asked for help from Teacher Wan who told him about it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God and God, why did they fight?

Teacher Wan: Didn’t you understand?

The second uncle of the Tang family: No ==

Teacher Wan: Disaccharide.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Can you talk about things first and then despise me =(:3」∠_)

Teacher Wan: Okay ^_^

Teacher Wan: At the beginning, the reader named "Sneering Smile" personally attacked the author. Sneering used one enemy to score points against each other.Then I don’t know who posted this on a forum called "Red", which attracted many CP parties.As a result, pinching the text turned into pinching CP, and then, not only the CP party, but even your and my fans began to pinch.After all, among our fans there are only cute singles, not CP fans.

The second uncle of the Tang family: It looks so chaotic, wait for me to sort out my thoughts.

Teacher Wan: You tidy up slowly.

5 minutes passed.

The second uncle of the Tang family: ah ah ah ah, it is still messy, how do you understand this.

Teacher Wan: It's very simple, just go to Weibo to find out.My retweets, comments and DMs are about to explode.

Chu Xiaotang immediately logged on to Weibo, and was soon overwhelmed by thousands of retweets and comments, and even thousands of private messages.

Just click on a private message, either to support Wan Tang, or to call Chu Xiaotang a gay, don't weave and dye their master Wan Tang.

Can you still have fun?

You gods are gay too!

Chu Xiaotang has a hard time to say, your master and I are very happy to sell rot, are you making it?Is your master also chasing this fanfic you created?

With a violent face, Chu Xiaotang really wanted to reply to those who spat on him, to let them know that he was wrong.But out of the principle of protecting Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang forcibly endured it, and the price was that the flesh on the inner thigh was pinched purple by him.

Chu Xiaotang sniffed, held back the pain, and replied to Teacher Wan's WeChat.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Sure enough, after going to Weibo, everything became clear. It's really simple and rude.

Teacher Wan: Yes, there are still people posting on Weibo announcing the connection with Humanities, you and me.The author named Mi Niu was also pinched, and the article was also full of blood and blood.

Chu Xiaotang went to glance at Mi Niu's ABO Wan Tang article, and when he came back, he immediately felt that this was nothing to him.The big tree attracts the wind, and the fights in his article are compared with those of the great god-level author, that is nothing compared to the big witch.

The second uncle of the Tang family: 2333 is too bloody, I can't bear to look directly at Mi Niu.

Teacher Wan: I wonder if his Weibo will be worse than ours.

The second uncle of the Tang family: It should be the same, everyone's fans are about the same.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hey, I don't even want to read Weibo comments now, and I don't know when it will end.

Teacher Wan: What's wrong?You don't have to watch it if you don't want to.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Well, but I want to see comments that praise me, I like people to praise me the most (*/ω＼*)

Teacher Wan: I am deeply touched by this.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, you have something to say ￢_￢

Teacher Wan: No, you think too much ^_^

Teacher Wan: If you don’t want to be bothered by comments, I have a good solution.

The second uncle of the Tang family: what way?

Teacher Wan: You first set that comments are not allowed, and then you can open it when I let you open it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Huh?Why do you want to do this?God, what are you going to do?

Teacher Wan: Be good, go quickly, I will tell you later.

The second uncle of the Tang family: OK

Although I don't know what Teacher Wan is going to do, as a brain fan, the male god will do whatever he says.

Chu Xiaotang said "Oh", and obediently obeyed.After modifying all the settings and notifying Teacher Wan, he swiped Weibo.

The moment Chu Xiaotang successfully refreshed the homepage, Teacher Wan updated a new Weibo.Because Teacher Wan is grouped separately in Chu Xiaotang's Weibo, whenever there is a new Weibo, a number will automatically pop up after the group name, indicating that there are several new Weibos that have not been checked.

Chu Xiaotang clicked on Weibo, and Teacher Wan's new meager post was a retweet.

The original Weibo content is as follows:

The handicapped party doesn't want to play IWanna anymore in this life: the gate of the new world... Wan Tang Tongren Wen, "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Star" [Link] Teacher Wan, the second uncle of Tang's family V, come and experience it.

And Teacher Wan's reply turned out to be—click in and read, the writing is very interesting^_^PS: Tangtang has played the IO master, you must be able to do it too.

As soon as this Weibo came out, it was as if a dozen landmines had been dropped on the Weibo, and it exploded.

People who read Weibo all had question marks on their heads.

What does Teacher Wan mean by this reply?

In the past, Teacher Wan only posted live updates on Weibo, but later he posted one or two Weibo related to the second uncle of the Tang family, and now he forwarded Wan Tang Tongrenwen Weibo.More importantly, everyone is pinching this matter now, and Teacher Wan's reply at this time has become a statement in the eyes of everyone.

First praise the text, and then despise Tangtang handicap.Why do you want to record live with him if you dislike him for his handicap?Between the lines in this sentence, there is a pampering that even a stupid pig can detect!Aren't the tsundere attacking and the black-bellied attacking horses all in the same tune?

Teacher Wan's reply undoubtedly had a positive attitude towards this article, and the face of the person who pinched CP fans was slapped.I wanted to reply, only to find that teacher Wan's Weibo has been set to not allow replies, and the same is true for the second uncle of the Tang family.

I rely on!Is Wan Tang acquiescing to their relationship?

For a while, CP Fanfenfen said that the official suddenly gave such a big milk candy too much!Surprise!Wantang party competition high!

Among the real single fans, some of them despaired of Teacher Wan, but they didn't expect their master to be gay.

What's up gay?

Among the real single fans, there are also those who turned into CP fans because of Teacher Wan's attitude.Originally, they thought that the Wantang Party was just something out of thin air. There were too many B stations where the two collaborated to record live events. They couldn't just force the two cooperating people into CP, right?But Wantang is different. Teacher Wan expressed that a fight turned into a confirmation of Wantang's relationship inexplicably.

Although neither Teacher Wan nor the second uncle of the Tang family directly said "Thank you, we are already together", but Teacher Wan's reply now is [-] times more effective than this sentence.

Encountered difficulties and shared adversity, Wan Xiaogong stood up for Tang Xiaoshou.Ah... It's really touching.

Among those who were moved, Chu Xiaotang was unsurprisingly included.

Chu Xiaotang, who was so excited that he couldn't help himself, thought about it for a long time and didn't know what to do. Rolling his face on the keyboard was no longer enough to vent his inner joy.His hand holding the phone trembled slightly, and he couldn't type at all.

Trembling and pressing the talk button with his thumb, Chu Xiaotang took a deep breath and said to the phone, "Man God, why did you reply like that?"

Teacher Wan also replied to him by voice: "If you want to reply like this, then reply."

This answer is really dumbfounding, Chu Xiaotang scolded: "It's too easy, everyone must think we have something now."

Teacher Wan curled his lips indifferently: "Whatever they think, I will open the comments tomorrow, and you are still locked."

"Ah?" Chu Xiaotang exclaimed in surprise. The fans held back for a whole day. When Teacher Wan opened the comment function again, one can imagine the reply.Teacher Wan's Weibo will definitely be blown up, Chu Xiaotang closed his eyes, and dared not imagine the scene at all, "Male god, won't you become a target of public criticism if you do this?"

"It doesn't matter, just wait for the craze to pass. It's better to let the whole thing flow out at once than a long stream of water." Teacher Wan said this sentence like shopping for vegetables, very relaxed and casual.

Chu Xiaotang received it by the way: "Then I will also open a comment together, and help you divert it."

"No need, I can bear the flood alone, you don't have to worry."

Teacher Wan's simple words reached Chu Xiaotang's ears, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak.

The coconut milk cube that was poured into the mold was already cold, and Fang Shenxing waited for a long time for Chu Xiaotang's reply, but he was not in a hurry.What Chu Xiaotang was thinking, he knew very well in his heart, otherwise, wouldn't this bitter trick be in vain?

"Male god, thank you." Chu Xiaotang's voice was a little choked up.

"You're welcome, who told me to be your god? It's my duty to protect you."

Fang Shenxing put the cold coconut milk cube in the refrigerator, and it only needs to be frozen for four hours before eating.Tomorrow, as the second boss, he will personally deliver this dessert to the gallery.

What kind of expression will Chu Xiaotang have then?

Just thinking about that scene, Fang Shenxing looked forward to tomorrow even more.

The author has something to say: The appearance of Lone Wolf and Mr. Advertisement is too much soy sauce =(:3」∠_)

If I have a chance, I will release them a little longer (*/ω＼*)