God help me

Chapter 30

?novelid=2204994

Fang Shenxing glanced at the address on the crooked dialog box, feeling a little strange, as if it was different from what he had seen before.

In my impression, the green dick starts with www, why does it become my now?

This kind of thinking only paused for a second, maybe not even a second, Fang Shenxing had already picked up the mouse and clicked on this link.

Suddenly, a small rectangular dialog box appeared in the center of the screen, which reminded him that he had not logged into the background.

Fang Shenxing was stunned for a moment. The reason why he became the idol of the majority of players and Chu Xiaotang's male god was thanks to his very research spirit.

When encountering things that he doesn't understand, Fang Shenxing likes to make them clear. Only in this way can he control everything and stay calm in times of crisis.

After researching, Fang Shenxing accidentally discovered that the address sent to him by the second uncle of the Tang family turned out to be the background address of the 123 romance author.

This shows what?

The second uncle of the Tang family said that he did not know the author named Steamed Sea Bass.

The second uncle of the Tang family threatened everyone not to talk nonsense in the discussion group.

The name of the discussion group is the second squad of the moral guards, that is to say, does the first squad still exist?

The second uncle of the Tang family must have a secret to hide from himself. Fang Shenxing didn't know what it was before, but now the part of his mind that was covered by the fog gradually emerged. After thinking about it carefully, he roughly understood Ersan.

Leaning in the large and comfortable computer chair, Fang Shenxing crossed his fingers in front of his chest. He remembered that when he first joined the group, he saw the second uncle of the Tang family begging for a download address. After he found himself in the group, it took a long time before he hesitated. He explained that it was his sister who did it, and the person just now was not him.

Back then, Fang Shenxing didn't believe his words.At first he thought that the second uncle of the Tang family was just out of curiosity and wanted to download the fake H audio and listen to it, but he said that because he was ashamed to admit that he was also in the group.

Now it seems that the second uncle of the Tang family really did a lot of fun things secretly that he didn't know about.

The content of "Silly White and Sweet President Falls in Love with a Passionate Celebrity" is vivid in his memory. When Fang Shenxing thought that this article was written by the second uncle of the Tang family, the smile on the corner of his mouth became bigger and bigger, and the corners of his beautiful lips turned to both ends Tilted up, forming a big smile.

Fang Shenxing is completely sure that Chu Xiaotang is not just a fan of his own brain, he likes him.

And what about Fang Shenxing himself?

Fang Shenxing smiled slightly, what in this world is more likable than Er Que's silly and cute little follower?

As for the things that the second uncle of the Tang family kept from him, he had plenty of opportunities to find out one by one.

"God and God, have you finished watching?" After a few minutes of silence, Chu Xiaotang's voice sounded slowly.

Fang Shenxing didn't notice it before, but now Fang Shenxing realized that Chu Xiaotang's light and flying voice was full of anticipation, nervousness, and pretending to be calm.

He is testing himself.

It's obvious what it's for.

After figuring out the cause and effect, Fang Shenxing was very sure of his own opinion, Chu Xiaotang was as stupid as a blank piece of paper, if he just drew a stroke on it, he would soon see what was written.

Fang Shenxing glanced at the light brown hamster next to the computer desk.The little hamster moved its short legs and ran happily in the cage. After running tired, it went down to rest. After resting for less than ten seconds, it twisted its big fat buttocks to get up and run around.

Fang Shenxing bought a two-story luxury villa-style hamster cage, and the little hamster jumped off the rollers and rolled down the slide.Because I ate too much recently, my butt almost got stuck on the slide.

It didn't matter to the little hamster, it came down with a twist.

Fang Shenxing handed over a few melon seeds, and the fat little hamster immediately turned into a nimble fat man, and ran to the side of the hamster cage with surprise on his face, and hugged Fang Shenxing's fingers through the hamster cage and rubbed them back and forth , while its short legs were desperately pushing the melon seeds under its buttocks. When Fang Shenxing pulled his finger away, it immediately picked up the melon seeds, held them with two small hands, and gnawed happily.

He likes to be a dick, but is also easy to be satisfied. With a cute skin and two small black bean-like eyes shining, he looks very much like the second uncle of the Tang family that Fang Shenxing has seen.

Although there was only an unpleasant encounter in the toilet, every movement and expression of the second uncle of the Tang family was deeply imprinted in his mind.

The second uncle of the Tang family, his number one brain fan, his brain hole breaks through the sky.Fang Shenxing remembered that he was often stupid on the Internet, and he was abused in the live broadcast, but he couldn't help but keep playing. This kind of stupid shaking M is really stupid and cute, so I can't help but want to tease him again , Just like this little hamster, if there is nothing wrong, he wants to poke him to see what kind of funny reaction he will have.

A strategy came into being.

A faint smile appeared on Fang Shenxing's face, and he said in a softer voice, "I just finished watching."

Chu Xiaotang, who didn't know why, chattered endlessly: "It's been a long time! I thought my speed of reading novels was slow enough, but I didn't expect you and me to be slow."

"Because I read it twice." Fang Shenxing's nonsense skills have already been fully used, and his IQ is no match for ten Chu Xiaotangs.

This answer really surprised Chu Xiaotang: "Why do you have to read it twice?"

Fang Shenxing continued to talk nonsense with his eyes open: "Because it's very good-looking. As the saying goes, important things should be said three times. I can't find such a good-looking article twice enough. I'll review it again before I go to bed."

After hearing this, Chu Xiaotang immediately yelled: "Aww, god!"

Fang Shenxing said calmly, "Huh? You seem very excited?"

"It's okay." Chu Xiaotang's face was flushed red with excitement across the computer, and he didn't notice that there was a huge gap between the two words in his mouth and his tone.

Fang Shenxing could hear his happiness, so he didn't criticize him, and sighed on purpose: "It's a pity that there are too few updates to watch. When I'm on a business trip, I can only use my mobile phone to surf the Internet, and then I still count on this article to pass the time. Impossible."

As long as the male god wants to see it, I can update [-] a day without any problem!

It is impossible to say this clearly, Chu Xiaotang has a plan in mind, and on the face of it, he advises him solemnly: "You can go to the article below to urge more updates!"

Fang Shenxing sighed, "The mobile phone is inconvenient."

Chu Xiaotang volunteered: "Then let me remind you!"

Fang Shenxing pretended to be surprised: "Really? Thank you."

"You're welcome." Chu Xiaotang scratched the back of his head shyly, "I'm willing to smear the gods!"

Fang Shenxing smiled and said, "I'll treat you to dinner when you come back from a business trip."

Chu Xiaotang was ecstatic, and there was a heroic demeanor in his words: "Is this true?"

Fang Shenxing said firmly, "I will never break my promise."

With school starting soon, it was time to let him know that he was the same man as the man in the bathroom.

A long time afterward, when Chu Xiaotang thought that Teacher Wan would be able to meet him when he came back from a business trip, he was in a state of bliss.

Even on the day of meeting with Old Cucumber and others, when a group of people ate well, he would giggle from time to time.

Old Cucumber picked up a chopstick and threw it into his mouth, tsk-tsk said: "Look, it looks like it must be spring."

The black stupid dog who was sitting a blessing away from Old Cucumber echoed, "I think I'm probably thinking of Teacher Wan."

Fuzai put down the wine glass in his hand and shook his head regretfully: "It's a pity I can't see what Tangtang looks like in front of Teacher Wan today, I really want to see what an idiot looks like."

The white stupid cat joked: "What can you do? Isn't it just a little bit?"

Chu Xiaotang snorted twice: "You are Xiaoshou, your whole family is Xiaoshou!"

"How can we afford these two words?" Old Cucumber said with a smile on his face, "Tangtang looks like a slender and beautiful boy who came out of a cartoon, so vulnerable!"

"..." Chu Xiaotang looked at Old Cucumber's attire, and felt that the words he said were very inconsistent with his appearance.

Speaking of the appearance of the friends of the UPUP disturbing group, it really echoes the old saying that people should not be judged by their appearance.

Even the old Cucumber, who couldn't help being rude during the live recording, turned out to be a lawyer in real life, with a height of nearly 1.9 meters, and those long legs envied others.

This afternoon, Old Cucumber happened to have a lawsuit to fight, and he didn't even have time to change his clothes when he got out of the court.

Fuzai is a doctor, looks handsome and gentle, and is living with the old cucumber, this is something that everyone in the group knows.

The black stupid dog is from a coffee shop to a small boss, with good business and plenty of time.When I first heard that the white stupid cat was working in a certain company in L City, without further ado, I said that I wanted to open a branch downstairs from their company.

"After a long time, Er Gouzi is a local tyrant." Old Cucumber said straightly, "Your city B, he city L, is no longer in the same city. Is your branch opened a bit far away?"

The black stupid dog shot back at him nervously: "I'm happy, you don't care."

"All right, I don't care, you two can do whatever you like." Old Cucumber waved his hand with a smile, and raised his hand to toast him with a glass of wine.

"That's right." The black stupid dog glanced at the white stupid cat, then patted his chest and said to everyone, "I invite you tonight."

"You are a local tyrant, do you still want us to invite you if you don't invite me?"

I don't remember who made such a joke, and the topic of the black stupid dog opening a branch was brought up.

The black stupid dog is absolutely different from the white stupid cat. The two people feel like a couple on the Internet, so that on the day of the business appointment, when the black stupid dog and the white stupid cat said that they are just friends. Surprised everyone.Later, the behavior of the black stupid dog was even more abnormal. Today, even Chu Xiaotang can see that there is something tricky between the black stupid dog and the white stupid cat.

As for what is tricky, Chu Xiaotang didn't have the time to guess, anyway, the final result will be UPUP and the friends who disturb the group will definitely know.

The only thing he cares about now is when Teacher Wan will come back.

God, I miss you so much.

Chu Xiaotang took a sip of the stuffy wine, and silently chanted that missing is a disease.

The author has something to say: I suddenly discovered an unverifiable proposition—on Tangtang and Lone Wolf, whose way of falling off the horse is more stupid.

What a cute hamster!

I suddenly wanted to write a story about Tangtang turning into a hamster, what do you want to see>

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like