God help me

"Players, when Tangtang was trying the password, I observed the room again. There was no sign on the wall, and there was nothing in the room except those bottles and cans." Teacher Wan calmly analyzed the process of guessing the password. Chu Xiaotang was most fascinated by Teacher Wan like this, "So I guess, the password is related to these bottles and jars. Now I start ordering these jars."

Every time Mr. Wan orders a jar, a reminder of what is in the jar will pop up on the jar. This reminder is exactly one word.

Although there are many jars here, many of them contain the same human organs.After ordering the last jar, Teacher Wan already had the answer in his mind: "I know the password."

Hearing Teacher Wan's extremely affirmative remarks, Chu Xiaotang was at a loss.Isn't it just some hints like hands, ears, mouth and nose? There are so many words, how did he determine the answer?

Chu Xiaotang asked blankly: "Why don't I know anything?"

Teacher Wan remembered a joke about Chu Xiaotang that he saw in the group a few days ago, so he teased, "Because you are Ertang."

Chu Xiaotang: "..."

Teacher Wan said in a good mood: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, let's continue the game."

Although the two recorded the live broadcast and uploaded it to Station B, it is for the majority of players and audiences to use as a reference strategy.But there are always particularities in this world, and everyone who has studied philosophy understands this truth.As a result, when everyone heard Teacher Wan's words, they immediately burned up and occupied the screen in unison.

Ladies, don't watch the game, beg to watch the teasing Tangtang! ! !

Keep teasing, Mr. Wan, don’t stop, Tangtang must love you for doing this ヾ(≧O≦)〃

One must persevere in being a human being, and Mr. Wan will quickly molested Tangtang to the end.

23333 Tangtang is so silly and cute >ω

Seeing it now, I have a feeling that Teacher Wan is in charge of deciphering and Tangtang is in charge of showing cuteness.

"There are only five organs in the jar. When I clicked on it just now, I found that there are exactly one to five of these organs. So the first part of the password is the organ with only one." Answers are entered in order.

But after clicking it once, he could remember how many times these organs appeared. Chu Xiaotang admired Teacher Wan's memory.If the same organoid appeared in the same order, he might find this pattern, but now it is completely disrupted!

#Male God is really too powerful#

#小油，I seem to love my male god more#

#男神I want to give you a zoo Aoaoao#

The password was quickly cracked by Teacher Wan again. The door of the "giant microwave oven" bounced open from the side. The door was the same as the door inside the coffin. Even simpler, only five words - people who disappeared.

The words on the sticky note this time are more simple and confusing than the first one, and at the same time add a bit of weirdness.

The light in the first room was particularly poor, and it didn’t become bright until entering the second room, which just confirmed the sentence on the first post-it note, “Only in the dark can you lead to the light”.

The second room is full of parts of the human body. What about people who have lost their organs?Are they dead or alive?The puzzles again correspond to the post-it notes.

Teacher Wan boldly guessed: "Maybe there will be a sticky note in each of the next secret rooms, and the words on these sticky notes are likely to be the key to decryption."

"There are post-it notes everywhere. In fact, the owner of the castle is selling post-it notes." Chu Xiaotang said casually, not bothering to guess, and said directly, "Although I don't quite understand what this sentence is talking about, but His ultimate goal is to let us lie in, collect post-it notes and decipher them room by room, right?"

Teacher Wan responded and agreed with him.

This time without Teacher Wan's words, Chu Xiaotang had already walked over and lay down, and enthusiastically patted the space beside him and said, "God, come and sleep."

Le Shaonan didn't have much expression on his face, but Chu Xiaotang's tone of voice was exactly the same as that of the workers in TV dramas who were engaged in certain sales, who liked to stand at the door waving a small handkerchief, and shouted "Master, come in and sit down" .

At the beginning, he was obviously scared to death, but now he is extremely proficient.Teacher Wan seemed to see the profusely flattering smile on Chu Xiaotang's face at the computer end, and he accepted Chu Xiaotang's invitation dumbfounded.

The subsequent development of the game was exactly as Mr. Wan predicted. One secret room and one secret room along the way, the two walked from the underground to the ground, and then cracked the mechanism of each room in the castle.

At the end of each secret room, two people lie down in one space or another. In this way, the two slept all the way to the top floor of the castle, and found the trapped baby face here.

It turned out that the owner of the castle suffered from a rare disease. He himself was a biologist. In order to study this strange disease, he locked himself in the castle for scientific research.And Babyface was one of the people he captured for experimentation.Because it was difficult for Gu Xia and Le Shao to come in time, it was not Babyface's turn to be pushed onto the operating table to open up and study.

For the game "Infinite Escape", Babyface is like the flag waving in the wind at the end of each level of Super Mario.Only when you meet him can you truly pass the level.

When Gu Xia and Le Shaonan succeeded in rescuing Babyface, and led him to defeat all kinds of mutants with missing arms and legs, and escaped from the castle completely, the voice that Chu Xiaotang didn't want to hear appeared again.

"Dear brother, do you find this world dangerous without my brother? It doesn't matter, my brother will teach you personally and let you know that this world can be even more dangerous." The picture of the man with glasses on the computer and the sound from the stereo disappeared at the same time .

After the system is loaded, the third escape theme pops up - escape from the island.

Chu Xiaotang shuddered, rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and said with emotion: "Does this man with glasses dare to be more perverted?"

Teacher Wan raised his eyebrows and said, "You'll know after playing."

"Why do you have to be tortured psychologically by the perverted man with glasses every time after being abused by a monster! Glasses man, are you worthy of your face?" Chu Xiaotang roared heart-piercingly, "Game producer , come out quickly, I want to talk to you about life."

Teacher Wan didn't understand what he said at all, and calmly proceeded to the last step of the live recording: "Today's recording ends here. Due to work reasons, Teacher Wan will not be able to continue updating in the next ten days. Please wait patiently."

"Male god, don't worry." Chu Xiaotang patted his chest to assure, "As your number one brain-dead fan, I say that all fans will wait patiently. Then, goodbye viewers."

After confirming that Teacher Wan had turned off the recording software, Chu Xiaotang then asked, "God and God, when are you leaving?"

"Tomorrow." Teacher Wan opened the post-editing software, and was not in a hurry to leave Waiwai, as if he was going to chat with Chu Xiaotang just like this.

"So fast." Chu Xiaotang said in surprise, "Then send me the live broadcast, I will do the post-production today."

Teacher Wan smiled and said, "No need, the video is quite big. I played very well today, but there are not many places that need to be edited."

Hearing what he said, Chu Xiaotang couldn't help giggling: "It's all because of my cooperation. It seems that I have a lot of room for improvement. Are you a male god?"

Teacher Wan laughed and said, "Do you want to hear the truth or lies."

Chu Xiaotang cheekily chose the latter: "A lie."

Teacher Wan nodded without blushing, "Yes."

Chu Xiaotang asked curiously: "What about the truth?"

Teacher Wan said as a matter of course: "Because there are no props to pick up today."

"So I lost the process of searching, is that so?" The veins on Chu Xiaotang's forehead twitched, and the male god's words were really effective.

"Yes, you are very clever."

"Thank you for the compliment." The male god praised me again!Chu Xiaotang replied excitedly, then changed the subject and jumped to another topic, "Yes, male god, have you read the latest chapter of "The Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Celebrity"? I laughed so hard gone."

"I didn't watch it. I have been busy preparing for the business trip when I received the notice of a temporary business trip." While speaking, Teacher Wan devoted himself to editing the video without delay. "Where did the article go? I saw two people Together."

"That was a story a long time ago. The president and the star are in the relationship of nurturing and being nurturing, and they have not expressed their feelings to each other. The content of today's update is very bloody. Do you remember that a few days ago, the ex-star took over a blockbuster movie? Now the president He even mistakenly thought that the old star likes to play opposite him, the crazy and cool movie star." Talking directly to Teacher Wan about their fanfare, Chu Xiaotang didn't feel ashamed to bluntly mention their nicknames, so he used the "President" in their nicknames. And outdated stars to replace.

Teacher Wan was embarrassed after listening to it, and regardless of whether this article is a fanfic, but from the novel itself, the plot and funny are not in the same place, right?

Teacher Wan directly expressed his opinion: "This is not fun, it's a bit cruel."

"No, no, it's abusive just to listen to me say that, but the process of the author's writing is too funny, and the president will have unexpected gains later!" Chu Xiaotang deliberately said in a confusing manner, trying his best to seduce Teacher Wan to go quickly look.

The plot that Mr. Wan saw was really a long time ago. It seems that Mr. Wan is not very interested in this article.

How does this work?

My brainwashing hasn't worked yet!

Chu Xiaotang put on a standard Amway gesture and encouraged: "In short, this article is super fun, the author is great, and it is definitely not worse than Mi Niu's writing!"

Fantastic cow?

Teacher Wan recalled for a while before he remembered who this person was.Although he didn't understand why Chu Xiaotang had a deep obsession with the writer who wrote ABO flesh essays, he still asked cooperatively, "A windfall?"

Seeing Teacher Wan took the bait, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly smiled and nodded: "Yes!"

Teacher Wan didn't care at all, and he didn't dislike Wan Tangwen, but it was absolutely impossible to say that he liked it.When I talked about the style of writing in the group, I just evaluated this article objectively.Later, I followed the article intermittently, most of the time it was because Chu Xiaotang always mentioned this article in front of him, so he went to take a look.

Seeing that Chu Xiaotang was madly promoting today's update with an attitude of promoting Amway products, Teacher Wan had to temporarily put down his editing work and said, "Really? I'll go and have a look. I'll find the address later."

Waiting for this is your sentence!

"No, I'm watching, I'll send you the address!" As a qualified brain fan and Amway expert, Chu Xiaotang provided the most convenient service for Teacher Wan, so he copied the link in his browser and sent it.

Oh also, male god, you are ready to be brainwashed by me, wow Kaka Kaka.

Chu Xiaotang pinched his waist, laughing like a psychopath.

The author has something to say: Next...hehe, Tangtang is about to lose her horse

Is the author who wrote this kind of plot super awesome? He loves to praise me [Author Jun Tangtang is possessed, pinches his waist and looks up to the sky and laughs wildly]