God help me

Crouching in the secret base, Fang Shenxing sent an invitation, and the two quickly connected successfully.

Chu's mother was watching IPTV, and Chu Xiaotang was afraid that her internet speed would be slow, so she didn't dare to play games and record at the same time.So the important task of recording was handed over to Fang Shenxing.

Fang Shenxing opened the recording software and told Chu Xiaotang to count to three before starting.

Chu Xiaotang said "ok", caught the beat, three, two, one!

"Hello, everyone. Today, my male god teacher Wan and I will bring you a live commentary of a cute little game. The name of the game is BattleBlockTheater, which is Battle Block Theater."

"Hi everyone, I am Teacher Wan."

"Let's choose the character's head first." Chu Xiaotang played this game for the first time, and watched other friends play it before, so he understands the basic settings and operations in it.However, the audience watching the video may be the first contact. As a qualified live UP host, he dedicatedly introduced the game first, "BattleBlockTheater is an action-adventure pass game. The highlight of this game is that it can be played by two people. , Only two people can cooperate to pass the level. For example, a friend can throw you up to a very high place, and then that friend will pull you up again, and there is no life limit. It’s fun. Do you players think that what I said is particularly smooth? Hahaha, I’m actually reading Niangdupedia.”

Fang Shenxing said amidst Chu Xiaotang's laughter: "There are only so many explanations in Niangdu Encyclopedia. In fact, there are many bright spots in this game, such as the character head selection that Tangtang mentioned just now."

Because the character is a Q version, the head is about the same size as the body, with all kinds of weird heads on it, even if it is just doing some simple movements, it looks very cute and makes people feel cute.

Chu Xiaotang took over the conversation: "Yes, players, please look at the small computer behind my character. There are heads on the screen. Players can choose what kind of heads you want according to their own preferences. Generally, there are five-pointed stars, triangles, etc. , squares, circles, etc. The more complex ones include mushroom heads, dog heads, duck heads, etc., which can only be obtained later. It’s my first time playing, and I can only choose five-pointed stars, triangles, circles, and... Hey, male god , what type is this?"

Fang Shenxing thought for a while and said, "It's a combination of an ellipse and a square, it looks like a gasoline barrel."

"Then call him the oil barrel head, I will use this." Chu Xiaotang quickly settled his head, "Male god, what do you use?"

"I use a five-pointed star, I hope it's a lucky star."

"This has a good meaning. Didn't you know there is a head in the shape of a flag? Male God, you have lucky E, and I have FLAG."

"Unfortunately, there is no flag." Fang Shenxing asked, "What color do you want to choose?"

Chu Xiaotang followed the prompts and pressed the button to switch colors, but found it was useless.It seems that the right to choose is in the hands of the inviter. He asked, "What colors are there?"

As Fang Shenxing presses the color selection button, the two two-headed Q-version characters in the game turn white for a while, red for a while, and yellow for a while...

Chu Xiaotang was dazzled: "There are so many colors, male god, which color do you want to use?"

Fang Shenxing said indifferently: "I'll do whatever I want, you decide."

"Green!" Chu Xiaotang blurted out, when Fang Shenxing hit enter, two green villains walked into the screen of selecting a level.Chu Xiaotang said to himself again, "Red men and green women, so I choose green."

"..." Fang Shen walked to the gate of the first big pass and the first small pass. The five-pointed star figure paused, "Tangtang, are you a woman?"

Chu Xiaotang was surprised: "No! Can't the male god tell my gender from my voice?"

"Red man, green woman."

"Ahhhhhhhhh I got stuck and said something wrong, can I change it now?"

"Yes, but in order to let you remember this slip of the tongue, I decided not to change it."

Chu Xiaotang: "Male god, you...QAQ"

Each major level of BattleBlockTheater has nine small levels, and each level is a map. There may be hidden levels in the first few levels, and the last level is the most difficult, which is equivalent to a BOSS battle.

There are green diamonds and wool balls to eat in each level.In the game, the exit in the map will only be opened when the specified number of diamonds is eaten.When the game is over, you can buy character heads by accumulating a certain amount of diamonds, and the yarn balls are used to buy attack props.

Various small monsters such as cat security guards and sandwiches in the map will actively attack the protagonist, causing dizziness or death.There are also cannons, high-voltage electricity, and rivers that cannot be touched. If you touch them, you will die.There is a save point at a certain distance, and the resurrection is directly at the latest save point after death.

The rules of the game are roughly these, and the functions of some buttons will be marked on the game screen.

As soon as the game started, Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang controlled their characters to jump and run quickly on the map.The first few levels of the game are very simple and can be completed by a single player without any help.There is not even a ball of wool, only three diamonds. After eating, the exit will open, and the two will pass the level.

Fang Shenxing's operation skills are top-notch, and Chu Xiaotang broke through three levels in less than 5 minutes after following him.

The score in the game was very good, but it was precisely because it was so good that Chu Xiaotang had nothing to say, and only cared about catching up with Shang Shenxing.

How to show the audience such a live broadcast?

BattleBlockTheater is a cute little game. It is not too difficult. Few people watch the video for the strategy. Most of them want to see Chu Xiaotang’s complaints, or various FLAGs, all kinds of unexpected way of death.

When the big god meets the mini-game, the mini-game becomes a game with no slots at all.Chu Xiaotang knew that it was because of Teacher Wan's superb operating skills that he was chasing the root cause, but if the two of them were kept silent, and it took only 15 minutes to pass the video of the first level pass to station B, the response would definitely be better than that of others. It is even colder in the North Pole without any clothes on.

Chu Xiaotang made a decisive decision and accused: "God, it's wrong for you to play like this."

Easy clearance, right?Fang Shenxing asked puzzledly: "Then how do we play?"

"This is a two-player cooperative game. We need to cooperate. You see, you can handle the whole process by yourself. I die by your side every time." Chu Xiaotang didn't realize that there was a little grievance in his voice, "I want to fight by your side."

"That's it...I'm sorry, I'm used to playing games alone." Fang Shenxing smiled apologetically, "So when I encountered a place where two people cooperate, my first reaction was to find a way to jump over by myself, so I just let you go. Oversight."

Fang Shenxing's simple words turned Chu Xiaotang into a scumbag.The male god is really sad, it turns out that his skills are trained in this way, he must be living a very lonely life.

A picture appeared in Chu Xiaotang's mind - in the middle of the night, Teacher Wan got off work from the Cowherd's shop and returned alone to his home which was only [-] square meters in size.No one to talk to him, no one to play with him, he can only turn on the computer by himself, use games to pass the lonely time and the loneliness in his heart, and thus practice the superb operation, which can only be achieved after many years of loneliness yes.Deep down in Teacher Wan's heart, he would rather have someone to accompany him than this skill.

So, let me be this person!

Chu Xiaotang plucked up his courage and said: "Male god, I will play games with you in the future, so let me stand by your side!"

Fang Shenxing on the opposite side of the screen was taken aback for a moment, and after a while, he smiled slightly and said, "Okay."

"Then, let's continue fighting in the mode of two-person cooperation?"

"I listen to you. I will play games with you. If you go ahead, I will cooperate with you."

What Chu Xiaotang didn't know was that before he played games with Teacher Wan, Teacher Wan had just called Yan Yunshan: "Hey, Yunshan, I found a new item in BattleBlockTheater that can pass the level easily... um, It’s a poisonous bubble, release one when you can’t jump, and you won’t die if you step on the bubble. Hahaha... Is it illegal to pass the level like this? I like to challenge high difficulty, otherwise what’s the fun in playing this kind of small game ,Um?"

Chu Xiaotang manipulated the head of the oil barrel and walked up to Fang Shenxing, he asked: "You are so good at manipulating, will you be overqualified if you cooperate with me?"

"No, as long as you're happy." Fang Shenxing's five-pointed star head followed Chu Xiaotang, and the two cooperated with each other to climb up and down together.When he needed to jump up, Fang Shenxing stopped using props and threw Chu Xiaotang up.Or he used props to go up first, then turned his head and stretched out his short fleshy hand to grab the head of Chu Xiaotang's oil barrel.The two cooperated very well, as if they had been playing this game together for a long time.

Chu Xiaotang enjoyed the process of helping Fang Shenxing to pass the test, and he did not forget his chattering and idiot attributes: "Oh, oh, god, you are so kind, you are so good!"

Fuck!When I was so excited, I uttered the Internet language again!

The last time Chu Xiaotang said it was awesome, Mr. Wan didn’t respond, but Memoda and Bangbangda don’t have the same meaning at all, and Memoda is more like something that is said between couples.

In order to conceal his idiot attributes again, Chu Xiaotang added before Teacher Wan could respond: "Male god, why have I never heard you say so? A person who can't say so is not a qualified person." The UP master."

This sentence really made countless UP owners express that they were lying down.

Fang Shenxing didn't consider the authenticity of Chu Xiaotang's words, but said: "It's strange to say it."

Chu Xiaotang didn't take it seriously: "Then do you find it strange to hear me?"

"Not surprisingly."

"Then you can try to say something." Chu Xiaotang encouraged Teacher Wan with full of expectation. He didn't know where his original intention was lost, and now he just wants to hear what the male god said to him. clatter.

"Uh..." Fang Shenxing cleared his throat without saying a word, and coughed twice.

While playing games, Chu Xiaotang kept cheering him up: "Short oil, just three words, male god, you are the master of station B, such an easy thing is nothing in your eyes!"

"What..." Fang Shenxing has lived for more than 30 years, and it is the first time that Fang Shenxing has said something that does not fit his character. He cut off every word in embarrassment, "What..."

Chu Xiaotang forcibly suppressed the commotion in his heart, blushed, and corrected him righteously: "It's right, isn't it, male god!"

Although Memo means kiss, but asking the male god to say "Mommada" is equivalent to the male god kissing me twice.Muhahaha I'm so witty, I want 32 likes for my intelligence!

Chu Xiaotang boasted happily, but Fang Shenxing still didn't say anything.It just so happened that the exit of this checkpoint was opened, Chu Xiaotang was about to jump in, Fang Shenxing took a look, and he missed a gem, he hurriedly stopped it, and the topic just now passed quietly like this.

Chu Xiaotang quickly jumped back and asked: "I didn't eat less, I ate all of it."

"There are hidden gems in the bushes. Wait for me to eat them." After Fang Shenxing finished speaking, he turned around and jumped into the grass on the upper left of the exit, only to hear a "ding bell" sound from the system, and the last gem was also eaten up.

Chu Xiaotang asked in surprise: "How do you know where there are gems?"

"I played the single-player mode a few days ago, and I remembered it."

"..." Chu Xiaotang choked up, and suddenly remembered another title of Teacher Wan at station B, and couldn't help but sigh, "Male god, you are a veritable madman!" The map, of course, also includes the location of organs, items, etc.)

Xingxingtou and Youtongtou jumped into the exit one after another. Fang Shenxing's answer to this was only one word: "Da..."

Chu Xiaotang was puzzled, "Ah?"

Fang Shenxing smiled but said nothing, Chu Xiaotang reacted belatedly - the way you said it, the male god, is really not ordinary tall.