God help me

The first time Fang Shenxing noticed the second uncle of the Tang family was because of a video, which was a long time ago.

Once Fang Shenxing accidentally clicked on a video on station B, and when he was about to turn it off, a vibrant voice came out of the speaker and attracted him.

The index finger placed on the left mouse button paused, and Fang Shenxing unknowingly finished watching a video in the Iwanna series recorded by the second uncle of the Tang family.

The video is not long, only 10 minutes, and it was this short 10 minutes that made Fang Shenxing laugh from beginning to end.

The second uncle of the Tang family is so stupid and cute. It is not so much to watch him explain, but to watch him do various things to death during the game, all kinds of flags, and then close them in seconds.People who are in a bad mood watch his video, and their mood will turn from cloudy to sunny, and people in a good mood will only laugh more when they watch it.This kind of skill that can bring endless joy to all viewers is not something ordinary people can learn.

At the beginning of the video, like every UP, it starts with self-introduction.

"Hello everyone, I am the second uncle of the Tang family. The second uncle meets you again. I am playing a new Iwanna series game today. I was recommended by the old cucumber." The second uncle of the Tang family said while controlling the clothes in the game. A pixel villain in blue clothes and a red cloak, "The name is, Iwannaeat... ah ah ah ah! Can you let me finish the name of the game before I die? The author is such a fool, does your mother know? This is the first Guan, can we still have a good time playing in the future?"

A bullet screen flashed on the screen:

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Shaking M, the little prince is being abused again

Love to hear

Death 1 [I hope that the death of the second uncle in this issue can be controlled within 100

"Okay, I'm resurrected, let's do it again. Did you see that there is a candy that looks delicious at the end of this picture, we can eat it to enter the next picture. Second uncle, I love it very much Eating candy, unfortunately, when I was a child, my teeth were too serious. My mother didn’t give it to me. I have always hated it. Hey... let’s not talk about the unpleasantness, let’s talk about the name of this game. The name of this game is Iwanna... Why did you die again?" I saw the second uncle of the Tang family jump over the first flying stab that killed him, and just as his foot landed, the ground sank and threw him to death, "Come out, author, I want to talk about life with you." The second uncle of the Tang family said gloomily.

Continuing to play again, the second uncle of the Tang family jumped over two pits in a row and said triumphantly: "Wow ha ha ha ha, after knowing where there are pits, this game will be very simple. Watch me jump..." The second uncle of the family was killed by the third pit that followed.

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The second uncle of the Tang family was silent, and barrages flooded in:

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Mr. Thorn: Simple?Hmph, watch me fuck you to death!

In this way, at the beginning, the second uncle of the Tang family died nine times before passing.

Don't ask Fang Shenxing how he knew, the counting gentleman in the barrage helped him count.

As for the name of this game, it was only after the second uncle of the Tang family came to the end of the map and swallowed the Guan candy that he had the opportunity to say it: "Finally passed the first picture, I don't believe that I will die now. Everyone I see, the picture of eating the candy is over, and when I save the file, it will automatically cut to the second picture after jumping over it, the name of this game is Iwannaeatthecandy, I’m going to play the second level.”

The little blue man jumped up with the rising end sound of the second uncle of the Tang family, and saw that the place where the candy disappeared was after the second uncle of the Tang family jumped up, and a flying spur appeared from the bottom up, before jumping to the second picture. The second uncle of the Tang family in the picture was stabbed to death.

"Ahhh why are there thorns here? It's unscientific. I ate all the candies. Isn't this a scam!" While complaining, "I knew that the games recommended by the old cucumber can't be played, and the games he recommended are more and more cheating. Why should I listen to this cheater?"

Fang Shenxing laughed uncontrollably, tapped the keyboard with his ten fingers, and swiped along with all kinds of colorful bullet screens on the screen—because you are a fighter in Shaking M (′`*)

In order to unify with everyone, Fang Shenxing specially checked the barrage statistics on the right to find this kaomoji and copied it.

Although Fang Shenxing often uploads live broadcasts on station B and often watches videos here, he never posts barrage. This video by the second uncle of the Tang family made him contribute the first barrage in his life.

Originally, he never understood why everyone posted some barrages such as "2333" and "hahahaha" on the barrage, which seemed to be very obstructive.It wasn't until watching this video that Fang Shenxing realized that being so cute that he had nowhere to vent his emotions, even if he just typed a bunch of messy symbols and posted them, was enough to vent himself.

After watching this video, Fang Shenxing was completely attracted by the second uncle of the Tang family. He even entered the space of the other party's B station and made up all the live events in it.

So when his friend Yan Yunshan sent him "Infinite Escape", a multiplayer game, his first reaction was to ask the second uncle of the Tang family to record it together.

Speaking of Yan Yunshan, he couldn't escape the misunderstanding this afternoon.

Yan Yunshan is Fang Shenxing's college classmate. They are in the same department and in the same dormitory, and they both love playing games.After graduation, Fang Shenxing continued his postgraduate study, PhD, and finally stayed at the school to teach.Yan Yunshan went to work in a game company after graduating from university. His occupation is an artist. All the pictures in the game "Infinite Escape" were made by his team.

When Yan Yunshan was making this game, he mentioned to Fang Shenxing that he wanted to use his appearance as the prototype of a character in it. Fang Shenxing agreed without asking carefully. Unexpectedly, Yan Yunshan arranged for him such a character. The perverted character is actually careless in making friends.

But the second uncle of the Tang family regarded him as a pervert based on this alone, which is too big of a brain.

Fang Shenxing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and put his fingers on the keyboard for a long time, after thinking about it, he decided not to tell the truth about the matter to the second uncle of the Tang family for the time being.Anyway, there is a high probability that he will be admitted to Z University, and then tell him face to face. Fang Shenxing is very much looking forward to the funny expression that the second uncle of the Tang family will show when he finds out that the "pervert" and the male god are the same person. .

Teacher Wan: I'm back.

The second uncle of the Tang family: It's been a long time!

Teacher Wan: I drank a lot.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, are you a buffalo?

Teacher Wan: I am a cow.

hehe!The male god's cold jokes are so hot and intriguing.

The second uncle of the Tang family counted his fingers. From Teacher Wan's voice, he could tell that he was older than him. If he was a cow, he was eight years older than him. Mature men are the most unbearable!

Teacher Wan: Are you free tonight?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes (●°u°●)」

Teacher Wan: Do you want to record live?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Good!I see that "Infinite Escape" at station B has been pushed to the channel's ranking list this week, so let's post it again while it's hot.

Teacher Wan: Don't worry about that, don't you want to play BattleBlockTheater?Let's play this tonight.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Huh?OK.

The second uncle of the Tang family: wait for me to send you the game.

Teacher Wan: No, I bought it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: =口= This game is bought by one person, and four people can be invited to play together.

The second uncle of the Tang family: If you do this, the two of us will pay a lot.

Teacher Wan: It’s okay, I support the game industry.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Tuhao!

Teacher Wan: The total is less than five dollars...

The second uncle of the Tang family: I was wrong, you are a male god, I should praise you for your noble character QAQ

Teacher Wan: I know this even if you don’t tell me^_^

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hey, is there a male god who praises himself so much?You have a thick skin.

Teacher Wan: Are you disappointed after knowing my true nature?

Disappointed?

How can it be!

I know you are a cowboy and I am not disappointed!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Absolutely not! ! ! !

The second uncle of the Tang family: A male god, even if you pick up trash, you are also my male god!

Chu Xiaotang really wanted to talk about Niulang, but he was afraid of poking at Teacher Wan's pain points, so he changed his career to be inferior to even Niulang.I hope Teacher Wan can feel my good intentions.

Teacher Wan: You really are my number one fan.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Aww, does this count as an official certification?

Teacher Wan: Forget it, what do you want to do?

The second uncle of the Tang family: I want to change my Weibo introduction to this.

Teacher Wan: Then I'll apply to add a V, how about introducing him as the second uncle of the Tang family?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Good! ! ! ! !God, you love to go!When the time comes, I will help you verify (☆＿☆)

Teacher Wan: Just kidding XD

The second uncle of the Tang family: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///) God, you are so naughty, do your fans know?

Teacher Wan: You know.

Oh my god, my male god can't be this cute!

Chu Xiaotang covered his chest, tilted his head and rolled his face on the keyboard, making an excited cry.