After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"Aha--"

I turned over and got up, changed my clothes, opened the door, stroked my curled hair with my hands, and walked to the bathroom while yawning.

After washing up carelessly, I went to the living room again. Just as I entered the door of the living room, there was a "gurgle" at my feet. I looked down and found that a bucket of instant noodles had been kicked over by me.

Looking up, I couldn't help swallowing. The living room is no longer the living room before. Compared with the clean and empty ground when I first moved in, now... it is really full of life.

"Yo, good morning, Sakura~"

Dazai's father was lying between a pile of instant noodle buckets and various empty bags and jars, reading the morning newspaper with his hand in his hand. He put down the newspaper when he heard me coming in, and greeted me.

"Dad, where's your breakfast today?"

"Um... no."

"..."

I sighed, stepped on the gap between all kinds of garbage, walked to Dazai's father and sat down, hugged my knees and began to think about life, what day is it today, eleven?twelve?It doesn't matter, anyway, it's one day closer to Zhongyuan's father's return, so I can bear it, really.

"Goo-"

I:"……"

"Sakura-chan, do you want to have breakfast? I remember there are still some slices of bread in the refrigerator."

"dad."

"Ok?"

"Why do you say?"

"Hey?"

"Why is Akutagawa cooking in Dundun, but Zhongyuan's father is cooking in our house? Why don't you cook? Aren't you in the same role as Akutagawa in the same relationship? Dundun is equal to Zhongyuan's father. Why do you Don’t you cook?” My life has been lost.

"Sakura-chan." Dazai's father put down the newspaper and sat up next to me, "The food made by the Hong Kong black cadres—isn't it delicious?"

"……good to eat."

"That's good. Sakura-chan, you have to know that you definitely don't want to taste the dishes cooked by Mr. Kunikida, a colleague of the Armed Detective Agency, that is, me, that is, your father, for the second time. Yes. Want to try it?"

I turned my head and saw Dazai's father pressing my shoulder with an unprecedented solemn expression.

"I'm thinking about your health and life, Sakura-chan, my dearest daughter."

I turned my head numbly again. If I drive the person next to me into the kitchen now, it’s not that he doesn’t know the sugar, salt, monosodium glutamate and other seasonings, but he will definitely pour a whole bag of seasonings into it. , by the way add a poisonous mushroom...

For no reason, he just wanted to see God.

All of a sudden, I was relieved, and I figured out the principle of balance and harmony between everything—since God gave me such an all-round father from the Central Plains, then I must not expect the man beside me to have much ability to take care of the family up.

"Thank you dad for your kind reminder." I brushed Dazai's dad's hand off my shoulder and took a deep breath, "Yoxi, a new day has begun, and I'm going to hunt for food!"

"Sakura-chan, come on, it's best to find a double serving, if that's the case..."

"If that's the case, I'll have my lunch too! Come on, let's go!"

I quickly opened the door and rushed out before Dazai's father could make a distraught expression.

Breakfast, here I come!

……

It is now 11:00 Yokohama time.

I'm still wandering the streets.

certainly!That doesn't prove I've been wandering all morning, after all I've also helped a granny across the street, helped kids pick up balloons, and caught a lady's husky just in time to run away.

So - my breakfast ended happily with a slice of bread from grandma, a piece of cheese from the bear children, and a piece of chocolate from the lady.

I'm actually very satisfied, really——

Dad Zhongyuan, come back quickly! ! !

"Goo-"

I sighed, stretched out my hand to rub my stomach, took out my phone and checked the time again, wondering if I should go back to the detective agency.

There should be some desserts and snacks at Mr. Ranpo's side, but since I got tired of instant noodles, I have been going to Mr. Ranpo's snack pile to adjust the taste. Now that the instant noodles are finished, I don't care about desserts and snacks. I'm tired of it.

How about cheating Mr. Kunikida today?

"Oh, it's so hard to be a human being."

I just wanted to scream up to the sky.

"Oh, it's so hard to be a human being."

... This sentence is not what I said.

I turned my head and looked aside. At this time, I was at the starting point of my life accident in this world—under the wall on the side of the subway station entrance where Zhong Yuan’s father picked me up.

"what?"

The boy next to me who was also squatting with his knees hugged under the wall turned his head and met my gaze.

"Ugh."

"Ugh."

At the same time, we spit out an unyielding and stubborn sigh to the world.

"Hey buddy, what are you doing here?"

"I may die here soon, I may never go back, and I can't marry the girl I like."

"Ah, then you are miserable, worse than me." I was just hypocritically entangled in who to cheat for the next meal.

“怎么办，我马上就要在单身的状态下去死了！没有妻子没有后代，还不会有人记住我！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！绝对不要！这位小姐，请你和我Get married, I don't choose!"

The young man next to me suddenly let out a scream, rushed towards me, and stretched out his hand to hold my hand.

"Snapped!"

I gave him a slap, sorry, I choose.

We don't choose to crush people with gravity at home.

"Brother, wake up, this is Yokohama, and I have a father. Go down the street in Yokohama and find out who is the father!"

"Who?"

The boy on the opposite side covered his face with his hands in a daze, and his sluggish question made me wonder if he had been beaten stupid.

"It's him! It's that yellow-haired boy who dares to pester Miss Ben, fuck me!"

What the hell?It seemed to be coming towards us. I poked my head out from the corner, and as soon as I stretched out my head, I saw a group of people in black suits and black sunglasses, surrounded by a little girl in a Lolita dress. Come.

I quickly retracted my head again: "Brother, what's the matter with you, you are not right!"

Aren't those people clearly coming for you? With the yellow hair of a delinquent boy, it's hard to keep people from noticing you.

"Ah, I'm the young lady who just proposed! What to do, she's coming to kill me, I don't want to die yet, I'm not married yet, babbling, babbling, babbling, babbling——!"

Alas, what's wrong with the recent Yokohama, the good voice began to choose, why are you shouting and shouting, high, and sound! ! !

"Give me quiet!"

I slapped him on the forehead again, such a loud voice is not worthy of being a death star!

Suddenly, a shadow cast in front of him.

"Okay, it's right here! How dare you embarrass me, the number one lady in Yokohama, on the street, and don't ask me who I am! See the tallest building in Yokohama, it's my family's property!!!"

The aggressive Miss Lolita stood in front of us, and the boy and I turned our heads together and looked in the direction of her finger.

Oh, I see, isn't that the headquarters of our Hong Kong and Black Building, your family's property?That's the first time I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"You yellow-haired villain, you dare to propose to me, and you don't inquire about my name on the road, and the forces behind me scare you to death! No one who doesn't have eyes dares to provoke me!"

The forces behind you?It was terrible, terrible, I listened to Miss Lolita's speech with a blank face.

"Hey, I have come here for the first time, I don't know, you said that I wouldn't ask for it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Weird ghost suck my brains out of my ears!"

What a terrible way to die, I was shocked!You can't find this kind of thing in our family's "Complete Suicide Manual" either!Father Dazai, come and see, there is a young genius who is looking for death!

"Huh? Who are you? Alright, you found someone right after my proposal was rejected? You're still such an ugly woman whose beauty and authority are less than one-ten-thousandth of mine!"

I think I said before that my left face looks like Nakahara, and my right face looks like Dazai's...is it ugly?

"What are you doing in a daze, give it to me! Teach them a lesson! Let them know what happens when you humiliate me in public!"

A group of melon eaters gathered around because of the high decibel of Miss Lolita in front of them dispersed after hearing this, and for a while, the entrance of the subway station was empty.

A group of men in black came forward, all of them gearing up, while Miss Lolita behind her took out a small mirror from her bag and began to touch up her makeup.

What's the matter, my saliva messed up my makeup?

"Hey, brother, draw the knife."

I turned sideways and lightly touched the saber on the yellow-haired boy's waist. I saw it the first time I saw it, otherwise you would think why I would spend time with him.

"Me? Me, me, me, I can't do it! I must not be able to beat them! Let's find foreign aid, or we will really die here!!!"

I was shocked again: "No, you are so cowardly! Then why are you wearing a knife, you let me pay the wrong amount of affection, brother!"

"I'm sorry I have a knife! So what should I do now, I don't want to die--!!!"

"Give me quiet!"

I slapped him on the back of the head again.

"Give it to me!"

"and many more!"

I reached out to stop the people in black from moving forward.

"What are you doing?"

I shook my head and stretched out my finger to point behind me, hum, you fake first lady in Yokohama, did you see the red brick building behind you, the office inside the innermost door on the second floor of the building is the second window Sitting in front of the desk is my Dazai father!

Have you heard of Osamu Dazai? Have you heard of Yokohama Unlocking King? !Maybe he has picked the lock of your house, do you believe it? !snort!

"What are you doing?"

Huang Mao leaned over to me and asked me, I squinted my eyes, the countryman, Yokohama Lockpicker, don't you know?I turned my head and prepared to point to him carefully. As soon as I turned around, I took a look and turned back immediately.

Oh, I misremembered the street, we can't see our short butei small western-style building here.

excuse me.

"Why do you want an ugly woman? You don't have any background and dare to bully me in front of me!"

I have no background?I have no background!

For the first time, I know two fathers, one is one of the five major cadres of Hong Kong blacks, and the other is the head of the Armed Detective Agency, who has no background? !

Really? Really, is it that Hong Kong black cadres are worthless these days, or are martial arts officers not good?

I took a deep breath, smiled slightly, picked up my phone and made a call.

"Papa Moshimoxi~I am being bullied now, what should I do? I am so scared~"

Miss Lolita, who was touching up her makeup in front of her, paused for a moment, then smiled again.

The phone is on speakerphone.

"Sakura-chan, have you been bullied?!" - Kenji-kun

"Sakura-chan, are you alright!" ——Tanizaki brother-sama

"Sakura sauce!" - Mirror Flower Sauce

"How can I be bullied, and there is no order!" - Mr. Kunikida

"Which ones don't have eyes?" ——Dr. Xie Ye

"Sakura-chan, don't be afraid, where are you now?" - Dun

"It's at the entrance of the previous subway station." ——Mr. Ranpo

"Sakura-chan ~ we'll be here right away!" - Dazai's father

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

Fake Yokohama's first lady, let's compare, hmph!