After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"Pigs advance by leaps and bounds——!!!"

I:"……"

What kind of excellent breed is this from another world? Have the pigs over there been domesticated enough to give their moves names that are full of middle-class breath?

"Shall we... want to go in?"

Kensuke looked at me, a little hesitant.I squinted my eyes and thought for a while, there was a muffled sound coming from the warehouse, like a hand-to-hand fight, yes, since Dunhu turned into a direct hand-to-hand fight with others, even against Rashomon.

"Ah! Is the tiger going back to the mountain? Hahahaha, you can't escape, watch me rush forward——!!!"

I:"……"

Has the breed of different world pigs already given other people's moves a name full of middle two breaths? After all, I think Dun is just taking a step back.

"Huh? The tiger sprints! Look at me rushing forward——!"

I:"……"

Forget it, let me see what this breed of pig looks like.I pushed Kensuke aside, ready to go up to check it myself.

The more I walked in, the louder the sound of fighting became, but it was still strange, after all, in the past, there would be roars in fights, why not today, and now I only have the word "pig rushing forward" in my mind.

"Dun—!"

I pushed open the warehouse door forcefully and yelled.

"Ding Dong!" Dun dropped a knife in his mouth, "Sakura... sauce?"

"The tiger is stupefied! Last sprint, watch me make a sudden leap——!!!"

"Don!"

Dun reacted in a jerk, picked up the knife on the ground and barely blocked the attack in front of him.But in the next second, the knife in Dun's hand was snatched away.

Just when I thought another round of battle was about to start, the enemy suddenly changed direction and came straight towards me!

Um?Why? !

"Pigs advance by leaps and bounds——!!!"

"call!"

A gust of wind blew by, and before I could react, there was a real "hoo", and the enemy... ran away?

Dun and I looked at each other for a second or two. Dun watched the pig run out in the warehouse, heaved a sigh of relief, leaned his back against the big shelf, and slowly sat down on the ground.

"Mother--"

Kensuke quickly ran in from the outside and threw himself into Dun's arms.

I stood at the door of the warehouse, looked outside, then inside, and finally walked in.Dun Ke sat on the ground, the tiger hadn't receded, I walked up to him and squatted down, and rubbed his furry paws with one hand.

"That... just now was a human?"

Don looked at me and nodded tiredly.That's right, I've already seen it, the abdominal muscles and the biceps on the arms, if all pigs look like this, I don't like pork, isn't pork belly delicious?

"Then why is he wearing a pig headgear? To match his moves?" Although I think his moves automatically matched the headgear.

"I don't really understand that. But Sakura-chan, you saw clearly just now, he actually uses a knife."

"Well, it's still a dual sword style."

Strange, has it become popular to use knives recently? Both of them have knives.Next time if I meet a three swordsman, I must ask carefully - where do you buy your knives from!

"Cough cough."

Dun suddenly coughed a few times, and Kensuke quickly patted him on the back with his hands, probably because he choked after staying in this dusty warehouse for a long time.

"Speaking of which, Sakura-chan, why are you here?"

I still put one hand on Dun's paw, and stroked lightly: "Ah, you don't know? I'll come to your house for dinner." That's why I came here so enthusiastically to pick you up, otherwise I appointed and met Akutagawa The attitude is the same, do what you love.

But having said that, Dun's tiger hair is really smooth, just like the real one, ah no, it's real.

"Dun Dun, I heard that your regenerative ability is very strong?"

"what?"

"elder sister……"

As soon as I tried my best, I plucked out a bunch of hair: "I heard that the fur coat is selling well, dun dun~"

"Hey? Hey——!"

After Dun understood my intention, he put his hands on his chest and changed back in a second.

Cut, it's just a proposal, and I don't really want to squeeze it out. Tiger fur coats are all done by underground gangs now.

I don't want to be beaten by Akutagawa...

……

"Ah~ It's finally here. I said, Duncan, can you just change your body or something, and come up with us, but I'm exhausted."

I pulled Atsushi's suspenders, followed him and finally climbed to the door of his house, which should be the door of Akutagawa's house, and I was so tired that I couldn't stand upright.

Tell me why do I have to climb the stairs - the evil elevator maintenance notice, huh!

"I'm sorry Sakura-chan, it won't be like this next time."

hope.I glanced at Kensuke who was already asleep on Atsushi's back. If Nakahara's father was here, he would have carried me up like this.Hey, no, since you can already control gravity, why bother with this aspect, wouldn't it be good to jump directly from a thirty-story building?

"Ah, Sakura-chan, please open the door."

Tun lightly turned Kensuke on his body, and took out the key for me.

I answered the key and took the key, and I was still struggling with the question just now. If Dazai's father, um... First of all, he would definitely not recite me. Don't ask, asking is the truth.

Secondly, it's fine if he doesn't bother me.

"Dun, go and turn on the corridor light, I found that the keyhole can't go in."

As soon as the voice fell, the light came on with a "click".

"You're welcome, Sakura-chan. Can you see clearly now?"

"It's okay, Dad, but there seems to be something in the keyhole... Dad?"

"Sakura sauce~"

"Dazai-san?"

"Yo, Don!"

"..."

"..."

Beside the door, there was a person curled up, smiling and stretching out his hand, holding half of the wire in his fingers.

"Well, originally, Dad wanted to open the door first and go in to give Sakura-chan a surprise, but this wire that followed Dad to the sky and into the world ended up dying in the keyhole of Dunjun's house. Dad is very sad. Sakura-chan, comfort Dad~"

I was thinking about something just now, oh yes, it’s fine if he doesn’t cause me trouble, so now this...

"Dad, I just want to have a meal... It's not easy for me, you know, I have climbed so many stairs, all by myself!"

"Huh? Sakura-chan, why are you climbing the stairs? Why don't you take the elevator?"

"Isn't the elevator under maintenance? Zaisang? How did you get up?"

"I just came up by the elevator. When I entered the door, I saw a notice floating on the ground, so I kindly picked it up and pasted it next to the elevator, um...it seems to be the elevator maintenance notice from last month."

last month?

I:"……"

Dun: "..."

Kensuke who just woke up: "...?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Sakura sauce!"

"elder sister!"

"Sakura-chan, calm down... Ah!"

……

Don't worry, I didn't do anything to the man who was trusted by the community and admired by the common people. After all, he was the one who got the half of the wire out of the keyhole and opened the door successfully.

However, it also cost me a little effort.

Me (holding two fists): "Hurry up, Dad, I'm hungry!"

Dazai's father (with two big bags on his head and lowered his head to tinker with the keyhole): "Well, Sakura-chan, calm down, Dad is already working hard to complete the task~ I swear this is the most serious moment in my life!"

Ton (holding Kensuke who fell asleep again): "Dazai-san... how do I feel that I have heard this sentence in other places..."

Kensuke who had fallen asleep soundly: "..."

After fiddling for more than ten minutes, with a "click", I finally successfully opened the door with that key.

After entering the room, I collapsed directly on the sofa in the living room. Atsushi carried Kensuke to the small room, and put the child down first, while Dazai's father wandered around the room with his hands in his pockets.

"Sakura sauce, Dazai-san, do you want something to drink?"

"I can do anything. Where's Sakura-chan?"

"I want soup, the hot kind..."

Dun smiled from the side, and finally made tea for us, and told us that we had to wait a while if we wanted to eat.

I understand that high-end ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method, but the process still needs to be done. I slumped on the sofa and waited for the meal.

"Ah, by the way, Dad, where's Nana?"

I thought about this question and finally sat up on the sofa.

At this time Dazai's father was playing with a pot of spider plants next to the kitchen.

"As for Nana-chan, she said she was going back to the dormitory of your headquarters to change clothes, so she left first. Kunikida-kun was still doing the report there, and I just received a text message from Sakura-chan, so I told him As soon as I wanted to go to the bathroom, I came over directly, but I didn't expect that you guys haven't come back yet, and then I wanted to come in first and give you one..."

"It's okay, okay, I understand." I waved my hand to stop Dazai's father from continuing to review the past. Really, Mr. Kunikida is really pitiful, just like me, he was tricked so badly.

"Atsu-kun, are you still okay?" Dazai's father continued to fiddle with the leaves of Chlorophytum.

"We'll have to wait a little longer."

I heard Dun's voice coming from the balcony at the back, and when I turned around, I saw Dun coming in from the balcony with a pile of clothes, as if he had just finished collecting the clothes.

Ah, it suddenly occurred to me that our clothes are still in the basket next to the washing machine.

Pulling the sofa to prop it up, Dun's house is still very clean, at least it doesn't look messy, and it can be seen that there is regular cleaning.Then I remembered the snack packaging bags and instant noodle buckets thrown everywhere in my living room...

Well, let's clean it tomorrow, if you have time.

"Buzz"

"Dun, you have messages on your phone."

"Sakura-chan, please take a look for me." Atsushi's voice came from the room, probably he was folding clothes.

I responded, picked up my phone to check, and it was actually sent by Akutagawa.

"What's wrong?" Dazai's father leaned over.

"Well... Akutagawa said that his situation has changed. He has met a more difficult lightning-type supernatural power user, so he won't come back to eat tonight..."

"Oh."

"Let's go to the restaurant by ourselves."

It's strange, why we have to go to the restaurant to eat if he doesn't come back, shouldn't we go to the restaurant when there are too many people?

"Sakura-chan, what's wrong?"

"Akutagawa said he won't come back to eat tonight."

"Well, let's go to a restaurant to eat."

As soon as Tun said that, he was about to turn around and go to the room to wake up Kensuke.

Dad Dazai and I looked at each other, expressing our confusion. Generally, when Zhong Yuan’s father is at home, we would never go out to eat. The waves are crushed by gravity!

"Sakura sauce? Dazai-san?"

"Dun, it's okay, just do whatever you want, we don't choose, it will cost a lot to go to a restaurant."

"Hey? Shall I do it?"

"Huh? Didn't you do it?"

Dun pointed at himself with a look of disbelief: "I've never cooked those things, or even touched them, and Akutagawa has always been doing them."

Me and Dazai's father: "...Eh——?!"

(ps: In the end we still went to the restaurant...)