After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

"Sakura, get up, or you'll be late for school."

"what--"

I lied on the bed and responded weakly, got up slowly, opened the closet and started changing clothes.

Opening the door, I yawned in a daze and walked to the living room.

"Yo, Sakura-chan, good morning."

I glanced at Dazai's father who was sitting at the dining table: "Ah, good morning, Dad." Then I opened the refrigerator to find something to drink.

"Sakura, how many times have I told you not to drink cold drinks immediately after waking up in the morning, it's bad for your health, especially for girls."

"Ah, I see."

I closed the fridge and ended up with a can of juice in my hand.

I half-closed my eyes, still in the stage of waking up, and my mind was not very clear, so I walked to the dining table in a daze and sat next to Dazai's father.

"What are you looking at?"

While pulling the ring with my fingers, I leaned over and found that Dazai's father was actually reading the morning newspaper.It's amazing, I've never seen him read anything other than The Complete Suicide Manual so seriously.

"It can be regarded as a windfall in the mailbox outside the door in the morning. How can no one read the order if it is already ordered."

I nodded in agreement.However, I was not interested in the news, so I continued to lower my head to study how to open the pull ring of the jar in my hand.

Maybe it's because I just woke up and didn't have the energy?After several times of dialing and pulling without success, I was about to ask Dazai's father for help.

As soon as I raised my head, my eyes were attracted by the red mark on Dazai's father's neck.It's so rare that Dazai's father hasn't wrapped a bandage around his neck yet. The skin covered by the bandage all year round is almost pale, so the red mark on the oblique back of the neck is very obvious.

"What is this?" I pointed my finger, and it felt like a ring of teeth marks.

"Huh? Ah, this one, this one was last night...uh!"

"Boom!"

It seemed that something heavy hit Dazai's father's head from the back of the dining table, jumped again, fell on the table, and rolled in front of me.

"Drink this Sakura, warm."

I looked back, Dad Zhongyuan was looking for warm drinks for me in the kitchen?I thought he was making us breakfast.

In the next second, a steaming omelet was placed on the table.

"Sakura, eat quickly. Go to school after eating, don't be late."

"Oh..." It was so fragrant that I was stunned.

"Hey—what about my share? Last night, I lost even at Chuya, so... ah!"

"Get out of here after eating!"

Dazai's father put down the newspaper, picked up the tableware and started to eat the plate of omurice that was just thrown over. He also raised his head and smiled at me with a happy expression on his face.

No, if I'm not mistaken, just now, Nakahara's father obviously used gravity to make the plate of omelet rice hit Dazai's father's head first, and then it fell on the table.That blow definitely hurt, could Dazai's father's happy expression have been smashed into a fool?

I stood up, put the can of cold drink back into the refrigerator, said by the way, "I'm going to wash up first", and hurried to the bathroom to wash my face with cold water, calm down.

I don't know the specifics of last night. Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, I quickly slipped back to my room. I just put one ear on the crack of the door and listened carefully to the movement outside.

Nakahara's father seemed to think of something when he saw Dazai's father enter the door, and his face turned red all of a sudden. Could it be that he was angry?

Well, I assume he is angry.

Outside the door, there was no sound of speaking for a moment, only the heavy breathing of Zhong Yuan's father - why are you so angry?

Then came the footsteps of Dazai's father walking in step by step. He seemed to see something interesting and chuckled a few times: "Ah, what is that, Chuya, ah, it's a group photo of our family~"

"Cut, get out of here!"

"Oh!"

Zhongyuan's father went back to his room and locked the door.He locked the door?Didn't you say you want Dazai's father to get out, so you just went back to your room?

"Click, click, click", I seem to hear a familiar sound of wire prying open the door, and then——

"What are you doing here!"

"Hey? There are only two rooms in your house, of course I came in to sleep—"

"Ha, are you sleeping in my room?! Get out!"

"Huh? Do I sleep in Sakura-chan's room?" No, no, I don't want it.

"This one……"

"Hey, Chuya, let's compete."

"Competition? If you lose, get out!"

"No, no, the content of the bet is - which one of us will sleep on it tonight..."

"Ah? Hey! Don't..."

"Oh!"

The door was closed.

Hmm... Who are they comparing on the bed and who is on the floor?

Children don't understand and don't want to understand.I yawned, I couldn't hear anything anyway, so I just climbed into bed and fell asleep.

So far, nothing to say all night.

When I returned to the dining table, Dazai’s father was already holding a newspaper in one hand and a spoon in the other, reading while eating. I was trained by Nakahara’s father before. See if he doesn’t come to train… huh?I looked around, only to find that Zhong Yuan's father was on the phone on the balcony.

Dazai's father knocked on the table with his fingers, pulled my gaze back, and told me to finish eating and go to school, and be a good student.

I glanced at him, and the way he swayed his legs to read the newspaper and eat didn't look like a good employee who was going to work later.

Ten minutes later, Zhong Yuan's father walked in after calling. I just finished eating and took out a piece of paper to wipe my mouth.

"Dad, don't you want to eat?"

"Ah, I have something to do over there. You should hurry to school after eating, Sakura."

"Oh." I responded, got up and went to the room to get my schoolbag and prepared to go out, and sat in the hallway slowly changing my shoes.

"Okay, okay, wash the dishes quickly after eating."

"Hey—but I'm going to work for a detective agency later."

"Tsk, it's good enough for you to eat. Stop talking nonsense and wash it!"

"Hey……"

"washed!"

"Um……"

"wash!"

"Oh……"

I changed my shoes, opened the door and went out: "I'm going to school."

Just after walking a few steps in the corridor with my schoolbag on my back, I suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing past me.

"Sakura-chan, run -!!!"

At the same time, in the room: "Bastard Dazai——!!!"

I froze for a moment, Dazai's father had already turned around and went down the stairs, so in the next second, I also ran like flying——

"Ahhh-!!!"

I don't want to wash the dishes either!

……

Thanks to Dazai's father, I ran all the way to school in the morning, and when I got to the classroom, I realized that there were not many people there.

I don't know if it's because I ran too much in the morning, and I've been drowsy since the teacher spoke in the first class.

So, I closed my eyes and opened them—a morning passed.

"Dangdangdangdang-"

I got up from the table and stretched, put the mobile phone on the table in my pocket, and prepared to go out for food.

"Student Zhongyuan, do you want to eat together?"

"Student Zhongyuan, didn't you bring a bento, I don't know..."

"Sakura, let's eat together!"

"Sakura-chan, I brought an extra bento, if you don't mind..."

Smiling, I nodded, shook my head, and waved to the courteous classmates around me, and squeezed out with difficulty until I reached the back door tenaciously.

After leaving the classroom, the classmates also seemed to see that I was going to be alone at noon, and retreated into the classroom amidst a sound of regret.I also breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hello, this is what Teacher Dongshan asked me to give to your class monitor."

"Ah, okay, wait a moment, I'll call her."

I turned around and saw a boy wearing glasses standing at the front door holding a pile of documents.

I didn't pay much attention at first, until when I turned around, I heard "Ah, I'm really sorry to trouble you, Mochizuki, thank you".

I turned around slowly, the boy handed over his stuff and was about to leave, I trotted over, and pressed his shoulder: "Yo, isn't this the Mochizuki Yuu-kun from our torture department—"

The boy froze for a moment, turned his head slowly, and was obviously taken aback when he saw me, well, I suspect he didn't recognize me.

"Ah! You, you are... a temporary cadre of the Central Plains!"

I raised my eyebrows, as a default.

"Hey, it turns out that Mochizuki-kun is so eager to learn, even though he already has a high-paying job, he still has to come to school to attend classes—of course, I'm just here to experience life."

"This... I don't remember that there is a student named Nakahara in this class. It just seems that there is a newly transferred student named Dazai..."

I watched the eyes of the boy in front of me open wider and wider, and finally reached an unbelievable expression. Why, the story of a Dazai cadre in the past is still widely spread among Hong Kong black newcomers?So I wanted to tease him.

"So your surname is Dazai."

The sudden sound startled both of us. I turned my head and saw a boy with chestnut hair who was a head taller than me standing behind me.

"Oh, I do remember, you were that... Misaka-senpai from last time!"

The boy with chestnut hair laughed: "We are at the same level, my name is Kosuke Misaka, you can just call me Kosuke."

"Ah, Dazai Sakura, you can call me whatever you want."

"Misaka-san, I'm ready, we can go."

A petite girl ran out of the classroom, Misaka-san nodded to Mochizuki-kun and me, and took the girl away.

I watched them leave, and stroked my chin with my hand. Every time I saw Misaka-san doing so well, I thought it would be nice to be a sea king, tsk tsk.

"Misaka……"

"Ok?"

I turned around and saw Mochizuki Youzhen frowning and lowering his head, with a serious expression on his face, so I quietly moved over to him, and whispered in his ear, "How are you, handsome?"

"what!"

Mochizuki Youzhen covered her ears and took a big step back with a look of panic, while I leaned against the door frame and laughed.

"Well, handsome." Mochizuki-kun glanced at me, blushed and lowered his head.

I didn't pay much attention and patted him on the shoulder. I understand, some people just like men and women.

Ah, speaking of eating, I'm hungry.So I explained to Mochizuki-kun a few times, asking him to work hard in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang and the school at the same time as a newcomer, and then waved and said goodbye to him.

Walking all the way downstairs, I walked directly towards the school gate.It's quite close to the detective agency, so I thought about going to the agency's snack store to find something to eat.

It doesn't take much time to go back and forth...

"Bam—!"

Um?I frowned, and let no one have a good meal. Yokohama has exploded and become addicted recently?

"Run, the school warehouse exploded—!"

"Ahhh, run!"

"Run! There's an explosion!"

"Boom, boom, boom, boom—!"

I sighed and turned around to take a look.

"Buzzing..."

"Dad? What are you doing?"

"Sakura-chan is already out of school~"

"Boom bang—!"

"Oh~ Explosion, then I'll ask Sakura-chan to deal with it."

"By the way, Dunjun hasn't come back yet." Mr. Ranpo's voice came from the phone, "There is also that child, isn't he also..."

"Dudu..."

What?The phone is hung up?The call I answered was actually hung up by the caller? !

I took a deep breath and put the phone in my pocket. The surroundings were chaotic and noisy, and I walked towards the explosion site.

However, there is only one thing on my mind at this moment——

Tonight, Dazai's father must wash the dishes! ! !

must! ! !