After rebirth, should my surname be Nakahara or Dazai?

I sat at the kitchen table with my legs crossed, tapping the table with my fingers.On the tatami opposite, Ms. Haruko Miyano was sipping tea slowly, with a calm expression on her face.

I sneered in my heart, just waiting quietly with no expression on my face.

"Tuk Tuk", my eyes lit up and I got up quickly.

It's a pity that it was still a step too late. Ms. Miyano Haruko seemed to have been waiting to see who I called to support the scene. At this moment, she stood up straight away. With the geographical advantage of being closer to the entrance, she rushed to the door and opened it impatiently. .

I don't care, I even want to laugh a little bit.

"...Ah? You are..."

"...It's you! Son!"

"Pfft", I couldn't hold back for a moment, the laughter made my legs weak, but luckily I supported the table beside me.

"Huh? What are you talking about? Who are you? Sakura!"

"exist!"

I jumped out of the kitchen, stood in the entrance behind Miss Haruko, and greeted Nakahara's father in a cute gesture.

Zhongyuan's father stood at the door, glanced at me, beckoned me to go out and said, after all, if I wasn't here, he might never come to Dazai's father's house for the rest of his life.

I stood still.

"What's the matter? Is there a rift between the brothers and sisters? I said, it can't be like this, we are all a family, if Mr. Dazai comes back and sees you like this, I will blame me for not taking care of you."

Ms. Haruko Miyano pointed her finger at me, and pointed at Father Nakahara outside the door, and started her fantasy carnival.

I stood at the entrance and tried to hold back my laughter, but my hands were already shaking uncontrollably from laughter.

"Brothers and sisters? What's your relationship with Dazai?"

"What's the relationship?" Ms. Miyano Haruko stretched out her hand and smoothed her long black hair, "It's that kind of relationship. Um... the future mistress of this room? Or, your future dearest mother. Of course , if you don't mind you can call now..."

"Boom!" The ground where Zhong Yuan's father was standing shattered.

I took a breath, the show was about to begin, so I retreated into the room step by step in order not to affect myself.

"Tell me again, what is the relationship between me and Dazai, and what is the relationship between you and Dazai?"

"This, this... son, don't be so angry. Are children so rebellious when they grow up? This, this is not as tall as my father, just so, so... ah ah!"

The blush began to spread, and Ms. Miyano Haruko stared at the red radiating from Nakahara's father, and backed away again and again, but accidentally knocked on the steps at the entrance, fell to the ground suddenly, and then sat on the ground in panic and backed away.

I stood behind her and backed up following her rhythm, my stomach hurt from laughing.

Around, the gravitational factor began to move in this direction, and the temperature in the room seemed to rise accordingly.

"Then...you are the lover of that bastard Dazai, right?"

"Crackling!"

I opened my eyes slightly, watching the ground crumble from the outside to the inside, until Miss Haruko's feet.

This situation seems to have become uncontrollable because of the word "lover".But - I just like to hear about it, and I even want Zhong Yuan's father to come in and have a chat.

Maybe the father and daughter are in the same heart. In the next second, Zhong Yuan's father walked in step by step, step by step, and the surrounding air was also slightly distorted.

"You, you, you... what are you doing, Mr. Dazai is back, you, me, do you know who I am to him!"

"Who cares about you! Sakura, you said she was the one who bullied you?"

"Ah?" I was so excited that Zhongyuan's father tore up Xiaosan with his hands, and I didn't react for a while, but the next moment I nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, she is her, she took mine. room, she even threw away the photo you sent me!"

"You! I didn't throw it! I just..."

"Really? Is that so..."

"You, ah ah ah—"

I watched as the blush finally spread to Ms. Haruko, and in an instant she floated up into the air screaming. Father Nakahara walked towards me, raised his right hand and waved it casually. The next second, Ms. Haruko screamed flew out of the living room window.

It flew out of the window... I couldn't help raising the corners of my mouth, it's wonderful.

With Zhongyuan's father around, Miss Haruko would be fine, but throwing her out to experience the feeling of weightlessness, it's good to teach her this lesson, so as not to destroy other people's families indiscriminately in the future.

Zhong Yuan's father came to me, rubbed my head, and wanted to take me away.I looked around. From the door to the living room, there was a crack in the ground running through it abruptly. If it is not repaired, I am afraid that people will not be able to live there. Fortunately, Violet-chan is ready to go back today.

I took Zhongyuan's father's hand, and when I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered that the photo frame was still in Dazai's father's room, so I took Zhongyuan's father back to the house and said that I was going to get something.

"Sakura, you will stay with me from now on, don't live here, that bastard Dazai is unreliable, I don't worry."

"Father, do you really think that woman is the stepmother that Dazai's father found for me?" I felt like I was asking knowingly.

"Cut, how is it possible." Zhong Yuan's father raised a confident smile.

I responded with a grin, turned the doorknob and opened the door to go in. I saw the huge wedding photo above the bed at a glance.

Wedding photos?Wedding photos! ! !

My hand trembled, and I wanted to close the door immediately. Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuan's father said "what's the matter?" in confusion behind him, stuck the door with his foot, pushed the door and walked in.

Zhong Yuan's father: "..."

I:"……"

The next second—

"Ah, that photo is here, it was on the bedside table. Ah, there is also a cute alarm clock on the bedside table, this...so cute hahaha..."

It was so embarrassing, I twisted into the room awkwardly, picked up the photo frame and alarm clock awkwardly, and complimented embarrassingly... I was so embarrassed that I wanted to start picking the battery cover of the alarm clock!

Didn't Ms. Miyano Haruko say that she threw away all the stickers on the wall? Aren't the ones in the room on the wall? At this moment, they are all stuck on the wall, shocking Zhongyuan's father's sight and brain.

Alas, a woman who does not accomplish enough and fails more than she does.

"Boom! Boom boom!"

There were a few loud noises outside the window, which seemed to be the sound of gunfire, followed by a woman's scream and cry for help.

Zhongyuan's father was still staring blankly at the picture on the wall, and even wanted to touch it in a strange way, but the sound of * * obviously startled him, and he came back to his senses.

I held the photo frame and the embarrassing battery cover that I took off, and I turned my head to meet Zhongyuan's father.

"That woman!"

"Miss Haruko!"

We went to the window, and the moaning stopped suddenly, and so did the woman's screams.

Looking out, a piece of smoke and dust raised by guns filled the air, and people couldn't see the details clearly.I had no choice but to lean on the window sill with half my body, and shouted outside: "Miss Haruko!"

No one responded.

"Sakura!"

I was about to turn my head, but Zhongyuan's father picked me up by the waist and jumped out of the window.

"Bam—!"

Zhongyuan’s father seemed to have jumped 50 meters away in this jump. When I hugged his waist and my feet touched the ground, it was the moment when there was a loud noise behind me.

As usual, my ears were covered by Zhongyuan's father, and the decibel of the sound dropped to one-third, but a huge wave of air hit behind me, making my school uniform rattle.

After three or four waves of aftermath, Zhongyuan's father let go of his hand covering my ears, and I turned around, and the original dormitory building for Wuzhen employees had turned into ruins.

Under the smoke and dust, I had to cough, and I was still clutching the photo frame and the battery cover I just took out of Dazai's father's room.

……

It is now evening, and I am walking on the embankment, licking the ice cream in my hand.

I didn't tell Zhong Yuan's father that I had already asked for leave from school, but I only told him that I had to go to school in the afternoon.He agreed, and of course he made a phone call and left.

Also, there was a riot in the dormitory building of Wuju staff, and the Hong Kong gangster cadres were on the scene at that time. If they didn't escape in time, the entanglements at that time would be unclear.

The photo frame has already been brought home by Zhong Yuan’s father, but I still have the battery cover in my hand.I looked at the sun that was about to set in the west, and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" I ate all the remaining ice cream, turned around and slid down the lawn beside me.

The river below was very quiet, and there was no one there. I picked up the battery cover in my hand, looked at the words "the riverside of the abandoned factory" on it, fell silent for a while, and then threw the battery cover out.

"Bastard Dazai——!!!"

The battery cover was thrown to the edge of the bridge hole not far away, bounced on the ground a few times, and finally fell to one foot.

"Sakura-chan, call me Dad~"

A slender figure came out of the bridge hole, picked up the poor battery cover on the ground, and I curled my lips: "Okay, Dad."

Then I started looking for stones by the river.

Ah, this piece is not bad, it is round and big, and the weight is enough. It must hurt if you hit it on the head. Well, it's you.

Seeing me lifting the stone, Dazai's father who came across raised his hands and began to laugh: "Oh, Sakura-chan, but I haven't seen you for a few days, so you don't need to be so enthusiastic..."

"Hey!" I don't care, just threw the stone over!

Dazai's father turned sideways, barely dodged it, turned around and took a step forward, wanting to touch my head: "Sakura-chan, getting angry is bad for your health, you can't do it."

I patted his outstretched hand away, folded my arms and coaxed: "Huh! Isn't this what you want to see! You just designed it to make me angry, bad dad!"

"Oh, oh, how could it be, Dad is reluctant - he just wants to make my lovely cherry sauce jealous."

"What about Zhongyuan's father? It's also designed? Let him... hmm?"

I raised a smirk at the corner of my mouth, and Dazai’s father softened his expression when he saw it: "Really, that’s great...but it’s a pity that I didn’t see it! It’s a pity!"

I rolled my eyes at Dazai's father with a lively expression: "Okay, okay, and then, what should I do, Yokohama..."

"And then—and of course I'm going home to sleep, Sakura-chan, let's go~"

"Huh?" I watched as Dazai's father hugged me and walked towards the city center.

It’s true, when it comes to serious things, it’s not serious, and when it’s about to start serious, it’s not serious, but——I raised the corner of my mouth slightly, forget it, this shows that he already has a basic countermeasure, so let him go first Once, after the fact, the general ledger is calculated.

"I'm sorry Mr. Dazai, your home has been bombed, where are you going to sleep tonight?"

"Ah, I'm so touched, Sakura-chan will think about Dad."

"Don't change the subject!"

"Uh...well, there's always a place to sleep anyway. Yokohama is my home~yeah~waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"...I'm going to plug my ears, Dad."

"Hey—it sounds very good! Sakura~"

"father!"

……

"click"

"I'm back Daddy."

"Ah, Sakura is back... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Yo, Chuya, I'm back~"