On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

The life in the Dragon Palace gradually returned to calm, and the Dragon King, Dragon Mother and brothers-in-law have gradually accepted Shen Tu, the unmarried son-in-law.After Shen Tu closed the channel between the two worlds of mortals and demons, it was difficult to find the traces of the monsters. For a while, the three worlds were peaceful.The dragon sons have been bored all day long, and suddenly feel that life is boring.

Until one morning, when the maid in the little prince's bedroom woke up early in the morning, she found that the little prince's bed was empty and there was a letter on the table...

Hearing that Xiao Jiu left the palace, all the brothers-in-law's eyes lit up...the fun came.

"It's really outrageous. Shen Tu actually abducted Xiao Jiu away? He really ignored the majesty of my great royal family. The queen mother and sons beg to come out of the palace and find the ninth brother back." The third prince Ao Lie's eyes widened. Open, the dragon beard upturned, roared rough.

"Ahem, third brother, in my opinion, the word abduction is extremely inappropriate, and elopement is more appropriate." The fifth prince, Ao Feng, shook his head and said.

"I agree with Fifth Brother, elopement is usually a matter of your own will, and I also think that Ninth Brother must have voluntarily followed Shen Tu." Seventh Prince Ao Kun added fuel.

"I agree with Fifth Brother, I think it might be that Ninth Brother instigated Shen Tu and the two to elope together..." Eighth Prince Ao Peng continued to add jealousy.

"You...how can you distrust Xiao Jiu so much." Ao Lie said loudly, staring at the younger brothers who were against him.

The fourth prince Ao Pu lightly shook the feather fan in his hand, and sighed softly: "Third brother, it is really abnormal for you to take the initiative to invite Ying. Could it be because you are bored in the palace recently, and you want to use the excuse of looking for Xiaojiu to go out of the palace for a walk?"

Ao Lie blushed: ...

Can it be dismantled so quickly?

"Nonsense... I'm worried about Xiaojiu's safety." Ao Lie retorted, but lost most of his confidence, and his voice dropped dozens of decibels.

"I don't think Xiao Jiu has anything to worry about. Shen Tu is richer and more handsome than him," Ao Kun said.

"So even if you want to rob money and sex, it should be the little Nine Tribulation Demon Lord." Ao Peng said.

……

The princes were chattering about the elopement of Shen Tu and Xiao Jiu.

The Dragon King sitting high on the dragon chair is completely unheard of. He smiles sideways and looks at the dragon mother who is lying crookedly on the backrest. There is a deep love in his eyes, and his wife-slave attributes are fully open.

On the other hand, Mother Long looked sickly. She was slightly fatter, her brows were slightly frowning, and her face was pale. After listening to the conversation between her sons, Mother Long opened her mouth to speak, when suddenly a sour feeling came from her stomach. Rising straight to the throat.

"vomit~"

A burst of nausea struck, and the Dragon King on the side had already picked up the biluo spittoon and brought it to Mother Long's mouth, and patted Mother Long's back with his other hand. After retching a few times, the Dragon King Picking up the calendula glass on the table, she rinsed Mother Long's mouth, and then carefully picked up the brocade handkerchief and wiped the corners of her mouth.

Mother Long gasped for a few breaths, and then slumped on the soft couch again.

Seeing this, Ao Lie worriedly said: "Father, what's wrong with the queen mother? But she's sick from eating? My son, I'm calling the imperial physician here."

Before Ao Lie finished his sentence, Long Wangwang waved his hand and said with a smile: "No, it's fine if I'm here."

Seeing the fifth brother's son staring at him with wide eyes and puzzled eyes, the Dragon King puffed out his chest and said:

"How did the nine of you come out? Which one was not taken care of by your father? After eight times, you have already become skilled workers. What do you want from an imperial doctor?"

There was silence in the room, and after a while, Ao Pu's uncertain voice sounded:

"Father, what do you mean? The mother is pregnant with... the tenth brother again?"

Before Ao Pu could finish speaking, Mother Long suddenly opened her eyes, stared at her fourth son, and said:

"Who said it's the tenth brother? It's the tenth sister, my sister's!"

After all, there was another violent retching.

Seeing the Dragon King's well-trained repetition of the series of movements of holding the spittoon, patting the back, handing the water cup and pulling the handkerchief, the five princes were shocked...

Ao Feng patted Ao Lie on the shoulder, and said: "Third Brother, didn't you say you like children a few days ago? It seems that it is more reliable to count on the Queen Mother than to count on Ao Da Ao Er."

After a while, the princes who recovered from the shock kowtowed in unison:

"Congratulations to the father, the queen, and the queen, who have won a dragon son. The father is a dragon and a tiger, and the sword is not old.

Mother Long struggled to straighten up from the soft couch, and weakly corrected, "It's Dragon Girl."

The Dragon King hurriedly supported her and comforted her: "Okay, Longnu, Elder Ten must be a girl. Seeing that Madam, you have an abnormal reaction to this pregnancy, I believe our girl must be a woman who is not inferior to a man."

Mother of Dragons: ...

Ao Lie nodded and said, "Yes, it must be like the queen mother."

Mother of Dragons: ...

Mother Long stretched out her hand to slightly support her forehead, and said silently in her heart: You wait, wait until I give birth...

After going off track for a while, the topic finally returned to the matter of Xiao Jiu running away. Mother Long raised her head and said:

"What did Jiu'er say in that letter?"

At this moment, Ao Lie remembered the letter that Xiao Jiu left, and immediately took it out of his pocket, glanced at it, his face was a little confused, and said: "Xiao Jiu... wrote a poem?"

"Oh?" Mother Long raised her eyes and said, "Read it and listen."

Ao Lie cleared his throat, Hong Liang said:

"Tianlei sent his son home,

Jin Dan rescued the son back,

It's life and death,

Only Jin Jinqiao.

Pretty doesn't spring up,

Just hug her.

When the golden pestle becomes a needle,

The children laughed in the bushes. "

Princes: ...

Dragon King: ...

Mother of Dragons (including Dragon Ten in her abdomen): ...

……

Mother Long secretly made up her mind: she must let the Pope's son Gu Wen in the Dragon Palace retire before Xiao Shi was born, so that no one else could be harmed.

Um, and those who teach ideology and morality should also retire together...

When Prime Minister Gui hurriedly strolled into the palace, what he saw was a strange scene of dragons and Spartans.The dragon king and dragon mother on the dragon chair, and several dragon sons standing in the hall, all turned into petrification without saying a word, as if struck by lightning...

Prime Minister Gui walked around the hall for a few times, and finally summoned up his courage and said:

"Your Highness, I have two urgent matters to announce."

Hearing the words, the Dragon King coughed lightly, came back to his senses, sat upright and said, "Prime Minister, please speak."

Prime Minister Gui said unhurriedly: "The first thing is that the Sutra Library Hall of the Dragon Palace was stolen last night, and a high-definition double-cultivation teaching video was lost. According to the guard, there were two people who sneaked into the Sutra Pavilion. Your Highness the Ninth Prince."

Hearing this, the Dragon King waved his hands and said: "There is no need to pursue this matter. Jiu'er worked hard to grind the iron pestle into a needle. When he returns to the palace, he can just pursue it from him."

Prime Minister Gui bowed and nodded, and then continued: "Second thing, His Royal Highness Ling Wang, one of the three major demon kings in the demon world, is at the gate of the palace at the moment. It is said that His Royal Highness Demon Venerable has not returned for two days. He is here to demand someone from the Dragon Palace. .”

"Oh" the Dragon King raised his eyebrows and said, "His Royal Highness Lingwang is here, why didn't you report it earlier, the priority of this matter is obviously much higher than throwing a GV movie."

After all, the Dragon King wanted to get up to greet him.At this time, Prime Minister Gui continued to speak:

"The reason why the old minister didn't report this matter first is that when the old minister passed by the entrance of the palace, he saw the eldest prince passing by. According to the report from his subordinates, the eldest prince has already invited His Royal Highness King Ling back to his bedroom, so... ..."

Prime Minister Gui wiped off his sweat, with a look of regret in his eyes, and continued:

"I feel that there is no need to go to His Royal Highness Lingwang anymore."

A gust of cold wind blew through the hall, and when all the princes heard about this, their hearts trembled unanimously, and they all lit a candle for His Highness the Spirit King.

The Dragon King slowly sat back on the dragon chair, supported Dragon Mother's arm, and said:

"Madam, the Demon Lord abducted my Jiu'er, and Su'er ruined a Demon King. Thinking about it this way, it's even, right?"

The princes secretly sighed in their hearts:

The word "get"...

Sure enough, the father's words were accurate.

Half an hour ago.

Hualing was dressed in a purple robe, her black hair was casually draped over her shoulders, a purple mark appeared on her forehead, and she stood at the gate of the Dragon Palace with a somewhat wanton smile on her lips.

Hua Ling, who had been holding back for many days, rushed to the Dragon Palace immediately after receiving the task of finding someone. On the one hand, she wanted to breathe fresh air, and on the other hand, she also wanted to see Xiao Jiu who hadn't seen him for many days as soon as possible. After a few months, Hua Ling felt that it was really a little I miss Xiao Jiu's various quotations that are both thunderous and cool.

However, the guards of the Dragon Palace stopped him and sincerely told the truth that just yesterday, the Ninth Prince had eloped to the bird with Lord Mozun...

"What? Run away?" Hua Ling asked in shock.

Could it be that he couldn't even complete the task of finding someone?Hua Ling felt infinitely resentful. In order to defend the dignity of the Demon King and not be ridiculed by Fei Lian when he went back, Hua Ling decided to find the whereabouts of Shen Tu. He suppressed his smile, put on the posture of the Demon King, and said:

"Well, since the Demon Lord was lost in the Dragon Palace, the Dragon Palace is naturally obliged to help me find His Highness Demon Lord, otherwise this matter will escalate into a political incident in the Three Realms."

The guard said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty Ling, this matter is really not within the jurisdiction of our shrimp soldiers and crab generals. How about I pass it on to you, please meet with His Majesty the Dragon King to discuss it in detail."

Hua Ling pondered for a moment, then nodded.

Just when the guards were about to turn around and walk in, a white figure walked out of the Dragon Palace. The visitor's eyes fell on Hua Ling, and his footsteps paused for a moment. There was a gleam of light in his eyes under the lens, and then he turned and walked straight towards Hua Ling. Hua Ling came over.

When the guard saw the person coming, he was stunned for a moment, and was about to speak when the person waved his hand, signaling him to back down, and the guard immediately retreated behind the gate of the Dragon Palace.

Hua Ling saw that the guard looked back at her before leaving, and that look looked a little strange, as if... with a bit of sympathy?

Hua Ling didn't have time to think about it, the white figure had already arrived in front of her, Hua Ling raised her head, and saw the person with neat short hair, a pair of white-rimmed glasses, and a pure white robe, neat and clean, neatly arranged The buttons on her body were beautifully and neatly fastened, her high collar stood up, and her whole body exuded an abstinent and sacred aura, and her upper body was well received.

However, Hua Ling's gaze moved downwards, and he saw a pair of white trousers with loose legs and a pair of sweat boots with double heads...

Hualing: ...

Has this person's aesthetics been eaten by sea dogs?

The moment Hua Ling lowered his head, Ao Su also lowered his head, but what he was looking at was Hua Ling's left arm with the prosthetic cover.

Afterwards, Hualing heard a low and pleasant voice in her ears, but unfortunately the voice was good, but the content was wrong...

Ao Su smiled and said, "His Royal Highness, I wonder if you are interested in making a crab trap?"

Hualing: ...

Ao Su completely ignored Hua Ling's speechless embarrassment, looked at Hua Ling's arm with great interest, and continued:

"The cut surface is neat, but the necrosis is so thorough. How did it cause it? Well, looking at the overall shape of the bones, it should be caused by lightning strikes, but they cannot repair themselves. Could it be that the arms of His Highness the Spirit King are not just arms? Only One possibility is that your body once merged with the magic weapon."

Hua Ling was slightly startled, and looked at the visitor in surprise. He didn't expect the visitor to see through his injury through the cover, and pointed out the fact that his magic weapon and arm had once been united. Hua Ling raised his head, carefully Observing the other person's face, I saw that there was no superfluous expression on the other person's face, and he continued to look at his left arm intently.

Ao Su thought for a while, and continued to speak: "Well, according to the skin quality of His Royal Highness, the crustacean arm is really not suitable, or how about an octopus tentacles, there is also a purple octopus tentacles, it seems very suitable."

Hualing: ...

Who is this handsome funny man who is full of cold jokes?

Hua Ling was speechless again for a moment, but found that the other party was looking into her eyes, waiting for her reply seriously.

So, crab clips, octopus tentacles, etc., are you kidding?

Hua Ling put on a serious face, not wanting to continue entanglement with him, and said coldly:

"Excuse me, do you know the whereabouts of my Demon Lord Shen Tu?"

Ao Su pushed his glasses, his eyes were calm, and he said, "His Royal Highness Mozun left Dragon Palace yesterday."

Only now did Hua Ling realize that the opponent was wearing a pair of pure white gloves.

Seemingly noticing that Hua Ling was staring at his gloves, Ao Su leisurely continued to observe Hua Ling's arm, and slowly took off the gloves on his hands, revealing his white and slender fingers. Afterwards, he skillfully folded the gloves neatly and put them away into the pocket.

Hua Ling didn't want to continue to entangle with this weird man in front of him any longer, he said with a cold face a little impatiently:

"In that case, don't bother me, and leave."

After all, Hualing turned around and was about to leave, but the moment he turned around, he suddenly felt a numbness in his waist. He was slightly startled, and turned to find that the weird man who was more than one meter away from him had moved at this time When he reached his side, one of the other's fingers just touched his waist lightly.

Hualing's face turned cold, and she felt a little angry in her heart, and the purple diamond-shaped imprint on her forehead shone slightly.

Ao Su saw the strange shape in front of Hua Ling's forehead, and his eyes showed a gleam of interest again.

Hua Ling said in a deep voice: "So this is the way of hospitality in the Dragon Palace? With your few thousand years of practice, you are still far away from hurting me."

The corners of Ao Su's mouth curled slightly, a nice faint smile appeared on his face, he nodded and said:

"His Royal Highness Yin Ling has profound magic power, I feel ashamed to be inferior."

Hearing this, the anger on Hua Ling's face eased a little. At this moment, Ao Su also retracted the fingers that were originally on his waist, but his arm did not retract. Put it beside Hua Ling.

Hua Ling frowned slightly, and turned around to leave, but things were beyond his expectation again, as soon as Hua Ling took a step, he found that he couldn't move his body.

Hua Ling was startled, and immediately checked the true energy in her body, but found that her dantian seemed to be covered with a layer of gray, and she couldn't feel it at all.Hua Ling's eyes widened in surprise, could it be that his finger touched it just now?How can this be?Hua Ling stared at the person beside her in disbelief.

There was still no unnecessary expression on Ao Su's face, only his thumb and index finger were lightly clasped and snapped.

With that crisp "pop", Hua Ling's body fell limply, and fell accurately into Ao Su's waiting arms.

"You..." Hua Ling only uttered one syllable, and then found that her vocal cords could not vibrate anymore, she just waited to widen her eyes, and let Ao Su hug her body.

Ao Su lowered his head to look at the person in his arms, and said, "I heard that Lao Liu said that your arm was injured to save Xiao Jiu's soul. As Xiao Jiu's elder brother, it is my duty to help you heal. This time His Highness Lingwang is here, please stay in my Dragon Palace for a few days."

After hearing this, Hua Ling's eyes widened again.

This person... is Xiao Jiu's eldest brother?The bachelor dragon prince who couldn't find a wife and wanted to force it on him?

Very good, he deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life!His Royal Highness Yin Ling who was hugged by the princess roared in his heart.

Holding Hualing's body in his arms, Ao Su walked slowly towards his bedroom.On the way, Ao Su lowered his head when he noticed the two murderous gazes Hua Ling shot at him, and whispered in Hua Ling's ear:

"His Royal Highness, don't worry about it. The level of cultivation does not determine everything. I just want to help His Highness heal his wounds. Your Highness might as well take a rest first."

After all, Hualing smelled a pleasant smell coming from Ao Su's body, smelling this smell, the violence in his mind seemed to be instantly dispelled, and his nerves gradually relaxed, and then his eyelids Getting heavier and sleepier.

In the haze, his last consciousness was that Ao Su had put himself on a soft platform, Hua Ling opened his eyes with the last bit of strength, and saw Ao Su's handsome face staring at him intently and seriously , the white-rimmed glasses on the bridge of the nose seemed to be shining with strange rays of light... the light of ghosts and animals?

Hua Ling finally couldn't resist the drowsiness surging in her mind, and closed her eyes.Then he felt a coldness spread from his forehead, gradually spreading down to his whole body.

Before losing consciousness, Hua Ling heard Ao Su's deep and pleasant voice again:

"His Royal Highness, please rest assured, my skills are very good."

……

In the evening, Fei Lian and Ping Yi in the Fengshen Temple received a letter from the messenger of the Dragon Palace. There was only a short line in the letter:

His Royal Highness Lingwang is temporarily staying in the Dragon Palace for a few days, so please don't read it.

Fei Lian was processing the documents in his hands, without raising his head, he said, "Yinling's playful nature has not changed after ten thousand years."

Ping Yi frowned slightly and said: "Tell him to go out to find someone, but he didn't find him, why did he lose himself instead? It's getting more and more unreliable. And Shen Tu also disappeared without a word gone."

Fei Lian smiled and said, "Have they all been infected by Yu Lei?"

Ping Yi sighed: "Yu Lei has never been reliable, especially after leaving the customs, alas, the majestic demon, how could it become like this."

At this time, the white tiger Gungun lying on the ground heard his master's name, he couldn't help but raise his head, happily tilted his head, happily took the tiger food bowl to Pingyi's feet, and happily let out a soft growl at Pingyi : "Aww?"

Fei Lian: ...

It turns out that the source of infection is here.

Ping Yi: ...

In fact, this dude is the real demon king, otherwise why everyone is getting more and more dick.