On the Correct Eating Posture of Jindan

Demon Realm, Wind God Temple.

Pingyi, who had been sleeping for many days, finally woke up. That day in the Dragon Palace, Xiao Jiudu's energy was channeled, which almost exhausted his physical strength, so it was already two months later when he woke up.

Ping Yi yawned and came to the Fengshen Temple.Seeing Pingyi's figure, Hualing's eyes lit up in the hall, and she immediately flew in front of him, wrapped her uninjured arm around Pingyi's neck, and said happily:

"Yi, you finally woke up, I'm going to die of boredom."

Ping Yi rubbed his eyes, then raised his eyes to look in the hall, there was only Hua Ling alone, he couldn't help saying strangely:

"What about the rest?"

Hua Ling said dissatisfiedly: "Shen Tu spends the whole day in the Dragon Palace; Yu Lei has been closed for thousands of years, I heard that the Demon World has introduced several games from the mortal world, and now he has become an addicted Internet addict, and even Gun Gun has fallen out of favor; Qing is practicing in seclusion; Fei Lian is busy with the opening of the branch of M Ji Dessert Shop. I am the only one left in the whole magic palace. Rehabilitate at home, and take care of the house with Gun Gun, I'm going to suffocate to death..."

Shen Tu's whereabouts were within Ping Yi's predictions. In the Dragon Palace that day, Ping Yi already had a premonition of today's situation. Yu Lei's... is also understandable.But when he heard about Houqing retreating and Feilian opening a shop, Ping Yi was slightly surprised, and asked:

"Houqing is closed?"

Hua Ling nodded and said: "After I took him to the Hall of Mental Cultivation to look at the murals that day, he was always in a low mood. Maybe the tragic death of Xing Tian and the others hit him too hard. After a few days, he went to The underground palace is closed."

Hearing this, Ping Yi sighed softly, nodded and said, "It took hundreds of years for me to let go of what happened to Xing Tian and the others. Hou Qing has always been sensitive. He must be very sad. Give him some time."

Hua Ling nodded, then frowned slightly, and said hesitantly:

"It's true to say so, but I always feel that his emotions are weird, as if it's not just sad..."

Hua Ling paused, waved her hands and said, "Don't worry about the hard things, as long as we are all alive, it's fine."

After all, Hualing rubbed Pingyi's face coquettishly, and said: "Yi, come and help me see this arm, what year and month will it take for it to grow, you also know that I am left-handed, this is so true It’s so inconvenient, I can’t even take a plane…”

Hearing this, Ping Yi almost choked on his own saliva, he smiled at Hua Ling:

"Our majestic Silver Spirit Demon King in the Demon Realm, how many beauties throw themselves into our arms, yet still want to be self-reliant."

Hua Ling rolled her eyes, and said arrogantly: "Cut, how can a beauty be as powerful as my Tiankui Ling, it's a pity that my artifact."

Hua Ling looked at her skeleton forearm sadly.

Ping Yi's head was full of black lines and said: "Your love Tian Kui Ling is not only a peeping mirror, but also has the effect of a masturbation cup..."

Hualing smiled charmingly, making an exaggerated expression of a wretched man.

Ping Yi sighed silently, while looking down at Hua Ling's arm, she sighed in her heart:

The mortal world is really a place that can change people, no, it's a place that can change people...

After a long while, Ping Yi's face turned serious, he shook his head, and said to Hua Ling:

"The cells on your arm grow faster in the demon world than in the mortal world, but even at this speed in the demon world, it will take about 2000 years to fully grow."

"Oh~" Hua Ling let out a scream, and exclaimed: "Do I want to hold back here for 2000 years?"

Ping Yi nodded, looked at Hua Ling sympathetically, then moved his gaze down a little, glanced at his crotch, and said:

"You'd better practice your right hand, or it will have to hold back for 2000 years..."

With a bitter face, Hualing said wronged: "Is there no way to speed up?"

Ping Yi shook her head: "I can make you a prosthetic arm and make it look like an ordinary person's, but there is no better way to restore function at my current level."

Hua Ling had a worried look on her face.

After a while, Ping Yi tilted her head and waited seriously for his reply: "Do you want to wear a condom?"

Hualing: ...

At this moment, Fei Lian, who came back from the outside, just stepped into the Fengshen Temple and just heard Ping Yi's words. Fei Lian looked at Hua Ling dissatisfied, and said, "Yin Ling, you're dating your own brother? Yi Huan Simple, don't harm him."

Hualing: ...

Hearing the words, the "simple" Ping Yi turned around and smiled at Fei Lian:

"I just put on a condom for him, the touch will be better, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable."

Hualing: ...

You definitely did it on purpose, right?

Fei Lian glanced at Hualing coldly, and gently pulled Pingyi to keep him away from Hualing.

Hua Ling held her heart, deeply feeling that she was rejected.

Fei Lian said: "Since Yi is awake, I won't force you to stay in the Demon Palace anymore. There are a lot of things going on recently, so it's time for you to share some of the management work of the Demon Realm."

After all, Fei Lian took out a scroll from his pocket, shook it off and opened it to a length of more than one meter, and there were densely packed to-do items listed on it, Fei Lian handed the scroll to Hua Ling, and said:

"You claim one and do it yourself."

Hua Ling took the scroll aggrieved, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Is this the attitude towards sick patients..."

He quickly glanced at the things on the scroll, and suddenly felt that his head was getting bigger and his condition was getting worse.

Investigation of the corruption incident of the special envoys of the three provinces in the North District.

The tax system reform outline was drafted.

Research on the effect of trial operation of the medical system.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, all animals that became spirits (demons) were recalled from the mortal world.

Pigtail underwear promotion plan planning.

……

Hua Ling felt that he seemed to be illiterate in front of the scroll. He could understand individual characters, but he didn't know what to put together, especially the fourth and fifth items. What the hell are those...

After a moment of silence, Hua Ling raised her head and said with a sneer, "Is there... a more easy-to-understand task..."

Ping Yi suppressed a smile and said to Fei Lian, "Lian, don't make things difficult for him."

Fei Lian reached out to take the scroll back, and said, "I knew he couldn't be of much help."

Hua Ling looked at Fei Lian like an angry little daughter-in-law. After a while, Fei Lian was a little helpless, and his tone softened:

"Shen Tu goes to Dragon Palace every day and will come back in the evening, but since he went the day before yesterday, he hasn't come back until now. It has been two days and two nights. There are a lot of things in the dessert shop waiting for him to make a decision, otherwise you go Go to Dragon Palace and bring him back."

When Hua Ling heard this, she immediately beamed with joy and said, "I can do what I can, and I can also drop by to see Xiao Jiu. It seems like I haven't seen him for a while."

Hua Ling happily walked outside, when he reached the door, he stopped suddenly, turned around and said to Ping Yi:

"Yi, you better make me a condom, I'm worried that Xiao Jiu will be sad when she sees my arm."

Ping Yi was slightly surprised, then smiled knowingly and nodded.

Yin Ling has always been unruly, but he can take the initiative to consider other people's feelings so carefully. It seems that Mrs. Mozun has a good mass base. Pingyi's curiosity and expectations for Xiaojiu have increased a bit.

After the return of Yu Lei and Hou Qing, there will be more people in the magic palace. Thinking about it, I am a little excited.

Ping Yi smiled, looked up at Fei Lian, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

Ping Yi: "Looks like it's time to arrange the wedding and bridal chamber for Shen Tu."

Fei Lian: "Recently, the three worlds have joined forces to fight corruption. Let's keep everything simple."

Ping Yi: "Good reason, or else let them do it in the mortal world by themselves. I heard that Shen Tu is very rich in the mortal world."

Fei Lian: "Great idea, this way you don't need to use the funds from the Devil Realm, and save a lot of money."

Ping Yi: "Well, getting married is your own business, and you have to use your own money to show sincerity, right?"

Fei Lian: "Well, shall we give them a big red envelope?"

Ping Yi: "Shen Tu said that the two of them plan to live in the mortal world forever, and the money from the demon world will not be used in the mortal world, so don't use it."

Fei Lian: "That makes sense. It's enough for a few of us to attend the banquet."

Ping Yi: "When Shen Tu comes back, I have to remind him that the date is best set during the Three Realms Summit, so that there will be a free shuttle bus, and the transportation fee will be saved."

……

While talking, the two walked towards the inner hall.

Hua Ling, who was standing blankly at the door, stared at her eyes, as if she couldn't believe her ears. What happened to her all these years playing in the mortal world?Hasn't the Demon Realm's economy already developed into the head of the Three Realms?Why did the two majestic demon kings turn into such a possessed appearance of Grandet, it's nothing more than waiving the red envelopes for selfish reasons, and even the transportation expenses have to be calculated...

The Demon Realm is really a place that can change people, no, it is a place that can change people...