Zombie Farmhouse

Accompanied by the light yellow morning light, Jiang Shibai walked leisurely from the valley cemetery to Qi's farmhouse.On the road, I met a few early-rising rabbits and squirrels, and heard the chirping of countless birds, and Prince Jiang's mood became even better.

It's just that compared with the fresh and happy mood of the second prince, the mood of the two owners of Qi's Farmhouse is not very good.

Qi Shan, the hunter of Qi, was a little bit better, but he was a little worried that Jiang Shibo might have lost his way or been taken away by wolves if he didn't return all night. If he was really taken away by wolves, the golden leaves he left were for him. Should they be buried with a tomb, or should they swallow it themselves?

And Qi Qing's mood is really terrible, he must have been obsessed last night to let Jiang Shibai, who looks like a weak chicken, feed the animals by himself! !

Even if you use your cerebellum to think about it, it is definitely not a cute little rabbit or something that is energetic at night, it is definitely a feline or wolf animal that gets excited at night! !But that guy was still holding two big boxes of food, and the food was mostly meat, Qi Qing felt that if Jiang Shibai was not eaten by wild beasts, it would be unreasonable!

"Xiao Qing, it's time for breakfast. Xiao Jiang probably won't be back, so let's stop waiting?" Qi Orion rubbed his growling stomach and carefully asked for instructions.

As a result, my cousin gave me a blank stare, "Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat! You are a foodie!! I don't think that guy is a local tyrant! If it is an ordinary person, it is fine, but a local tyrant! He is not an emotional intelligence. How can normal local tyrants find trouble when they die! By then our troubles will come.”

Qi Orion nodded after thinking about it, "Xiaoqing, you are the most thoughtful! Then what should we do? Should we go out and find his body?"

Qi Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, afraid that even his body would not be found now.

Just as Qi Qing and Qi Shan stared at each other in silence, a curious voice sounded from behind, accompanied by crisp bird calls and rustling leaves, "What corpse? Someone died here?"

In an instant, Qi Qing and Qi Shan felt a chill go down their backs. Qi Orion turned around very quickly, and saw the guy he was talking about just now going to pick up the corpse, standing behind him intact. , suddenly felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, he directly protected himself and Qi Qing with a knife and asked in a trembling voice: "How did you get here?! Are you alive or dead?!"

Although Qi Qing didn't react as much as Qi Shan, but he looked at Jiang Shibai with guarded eyes, why did this guy suddenly appear behind people like a ghost?

The Second Prince Jiang looked at the two people who were wary of him, and blinked innocently, "I came from the back door, is there anything wrong? I thought it would be better to approach from behind."

Hearing that the two brothers of the Qi family breathed a sigh of relief, Qi Orion reached out and patted Jiang Shibai's shoulder and said, "Do you always have to call us when you enter through the back door, or we will think it's a fake corpse?" !"

Jiang Shibo raised his eyebrows when he heard the words. In fact, he really came back to life by cheating his corpse, but it's better not to say it out loud at this time.So Jiang Shibai nodded, and said with a smile on his face: "I know, next time, I will shout."

Qi Shan was about to nod when he heard the words, but was pushed aside by Qi Qinghu with a face, and then Jiang Shibai saw the black boss of the farmhouse talking to himself in a tone that hated iron and steel: "You two are funny Bi! Shout out, that’s not the point at all, okay! The point is that you went out to feed the animals all night! You didn’t come back all night, okay!! This is not city A where there are many people at night. Chicken, this is in the mountains, okay! All the beasts roaming around at night!! Why didn’t you get picked up by wolves?!”

Jiang Shibai was a little embarrassed, he hadn't heard anyone dare to talk to him like that for thousands of years.If it was in the past, he would be killed if he was so unreasonable, but now, he can see that the boss of the black shop is really worried about him, and thinking about it. Green smile.

Qi Qing punched the cotton, gritted his teeth angrily, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "There will be a gate control at night from now on! You must come back before 12 o'clock, otherwise the door will not be opened for you!"

Jiang Shibai thought for a while, although he didn't know what time twelve o'clock was, but he still nodded, and then began to ask questions: "City A... Are there a lot of chickens in that city? Why are they released at night instead of being locked up?" Into the chicken coop?"

Qi Qing almost lost his breath when he heard this, and pointed at Jiang Shibo, shaking and shaking, and twisted his face for a long time before saying: "Are you invited by the monkeys in the mountains to tease me?! Does this chicken understand the other chicken!!"

Prince Jiang Er frowned, looking at Qi Qing's face, he felt that his IQ was being despised.

Tolerable or unbearable.

But looking at Qi Qing's appearance, Jiang Shibo already had an estimate in his mind, and planned to find some bibliography later to find out another meaning of 'chicken'.

"Hey, Xiao Jiang, how do you feel that you are still a baby? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay if you don't know chickens, I will turn on the computer for you in a while, and you will know it by yourself! Hahaha, let me tell you, Baidu knows everything! If you know how to climb over the wall, there are all kinds of restricted-rated things for you to see! Don’t talk about men and women, even men, uh!”

Qi Shan was grabbing Jiang Shibai's sleeve and speaking incomparably obscene words with his seemingly honest and honest face, but in the end Qi Qing kicked him on the ass. Qi Orion looked over aggrieved and saw Qi Shan Qing sneered and said, "Eat breakfast!"

No matter how you look at it, Xiao Jiang is only 23 or [-] years old, you old hooligan must not harm the future pillars!Why is Mao a pillar?Because he is a local tyrant!

However, although Qi Shan's words were interrupted by Qi Qing in the middle, the second prince Jiang still grasped the point of the few words just now—to get angry, find the ferryman?You can find out everything you want to know!If you can climb over the wall, can you still see the secret?

It has to be said that apart from the things that the two Jiang Er princes at the beginning couldn't understand at all, he definitely understood Qi Shan's words very well.

After eating a hearty and nutritious breakfast, Orion Qi was about to go to the mountains. It was the end of summer and early autumn, and the animals had food to eat, and they were all fattening up.And Qi Qing is also with Qi Shan, although Qi Qing is not as strong as Qi Shan or even thinner, but the accuracy of archery is not as good as Qi Shan's flattery.The two of them will hunt some animals in the mountains and pick some wild fruits and delicacies, and they will come back around four o'clock in the afternoon.

Therefore, the second prince needs to solve the lunch by himself.

The second prince said that the gentleman is far away from the kitchen, so let's go after finishing the lunch.

So Qi Qing could only twitch the corners of his mouth to make lunch, while Qi Shan, who had nothing to do here, was dragged to the VIP guest room by Prince Jiang Er, and asked him to open the mattress - he just went to his own room to see, In that room, there were changed beds, tables and chairs, and books that he knew, but the others were beyond his imagination.So what is pad trouble, this is really a great problem.

Qi Shan was more than happy to help Jiang Shibo turn on the computer, so Jiang Shibo saw Qi Shan walk to a very conspicuous item in the house that he didn't know, and reached out to press a few buttons, and the thing that was just smeared in black suddenly rang , as alive! !

If Prince Jiang Er hadn't been used to big scenes, he would have jumped up in shock right now.Now he didn't jump up, but he pinched exactly one attack and one defense formula in his hand.

"Look! This computer of ours has the highest configuration! Playing basic games and movie-level picture quality is extremely smooth! Come on, I'll transfer you to the homepage of the Baidu page, and you can just look up what you want!"

The second prince Jiang looked at Qi Shan's inviting face, hesitated for a long time, and finally walked over.Then Qi Shan pushed him on the chair and sat down, "You can look up the meaning of 'chicken'."

Prince Jiang Er looked expressionlessly at the bright, blank, and complicated things in front of him, and finally uttered a sentence that made Qi Shan want to vomit blood.

"I don't know the words here."

Qi Shan originally wanted to see Jiang Shibo's funny performance after finding out another meaning of the chicken, but now he was directly smashed by Jiang Shibo's words and couldn't get up.

"You can't read?! You can't read, how can you Baidu!! You are a local tyrant engaged in art, how can you not read?!"

Jiang Shibai's expression remained unchanged, "I really don't know."

Qi Shan was immediately discouraged, "Then what should we do?"

Prince Jiang Er thought for a while: "Can you buy me some literacy books?"

Qi Shan nodded when he heard the words, but he was still a little speechless: "Those things are easy to buy, but the problem is that if you learn it again, it will take several years... I just don't understand, how can you be illiterate?!"

Jiang Shibo was not annoyed, and said in a slightly melancholy tone: "I was bedridden with a serious illness when I was young, so I couldn't study."

Qi Shan immediately felt that he was going too far, and quickly patted his chest and said, "Oh, so that's the case, I said something wrong, so what, don't mind! I'll bring you the complete set of books for reading and writing tomorrow, and I Buy it yourself!"

Jiang Shibai twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally nodded reluctantly: "Then thank you very much."

After Qi Shan was thanked, he still felt embarrassed, scratched his head and thought for a long time, then slapped his hands suddenly and said: "Ah! Since you can't check Baidu, I'll just tell you another meaning of 'chicken'! However, Do you know what a whore is?"

Jiang Shibai frowned slightly: "Are you a singing girl?"

Qi Shan thought for a while: "Oh, I can't say it's all, but it's almost the same, just a prostitute who can't sing. You give her money, and she will sleep with you!"

So Prince Jiang Er completely understood the meaning of 'chicken'.For a while, he didn't know what expression to use, but when Qi Shan said he was happy, he said, "There are still 'ducks' these days! They just give men money and sleep with them!"

The second prince Jiang: "...." He never expected that when he began to popularize knowledge thousands of years later, this was the first thing he popularized! !Chickens and ducks, I always feel that the three views are a bit broken.Although he still doesn't know what Sanguan is.