Zombie Farmhouse

Although Qi's farmhouse is located in a corner, Qi Orion still brought back a stack of literate books from the foot of the mountain before twelve o'clock that night.

For this, Prince Jiang Er said that he could give a reward, so he gave a silver leaf and put it in Qi Orion's hand.

Qi Orion was so happy, he turned around and handed the silver leaf to his cousin, then said to Qi Qing in a low voice: "Brother! Look how smart I am! I just use a set of elementary school textbooks for general subjects. I picked up a silver leaf! I remember you posted a picture on the Internet for people to see, didn’t you? It is said that the carving on the silver leaf is quite fine, and it is quite like the Qin and Han Dynasties. It seems that a leaf is worth 10 yuan? Tsk tsk , How valuable this is!! Those people don’t know that we still have gold leaves! Isn’t the gold leaf worth hundreds of thousands!! Sure enough, a local tyrant is a local tyrant, and a local tyrant can keep us from opening for three years!”

Qi Qing rolled his eyes when he heard the words, how else can this guy just be tall but not caring?He was taken aback by the price offered on the antique collection website last night. Originally, he thought the silver leaf was worth hundreds or thousands of yuan, but it suddenly became tens of dollars more expensive.

Qi Qing, who got this result, expressed that he was not happy at all. After all, although there are few local tyrants who can take out gold leaf and silver leaf at will, there are still some, but if the hand is antique gold leaf and silver leaf, then there is something wrong with this local tyrant.

However, this local tyrant still speaks a few classical Chinese from time to time, and his gestures are ancient and royal, and in the end he is still illiterate! !

Qi Qing really couldn't believe that with Jiang Shibo's demeanor and temperament, he could be illiterate.Even if there is an excuse of a serious illness when he was a child, it can't make him clear his doubts.

However, even if he had doubts about Jiang Tuhao's origin, Qi Qing had no intention of chasing Jiang Shibai away.Not to mention Jiang Shibai is a weak chicken with no power to restrain a chicken, and he can beat him eight by himself, but Jiang Shibai himself will make people feel a kind of gentleness like a spring breeze, and he is also a local tyrant who is generous, Qi Qing thinks , he can let this person live here for a long time.

Anyway, in life, who doesn't have a few secrets that can't be told?As long as it doesn't bother them.

Therefore, the second prince Jiang lived in Qi's farmhouse safely for a month.

During this month, the Second Prince Jiang learned Chinese Pinyin with the absolute talent of 'max IQ', learned thousands of characters and various rhetoric, writing, and other techniques that grades one to six need to learn.The speed of his learning deeply shocked the two Qi brothers who were watching. Qi Shan even grabbed Prince Jiang's shoulder and asked seriously:

"Didn't you really learn it before? Or you said before that you didn't recognize it as playing with me?"

Learning something in a month that others can only learn in a few years, this kind of IQ is simply horrifying!

Jiang Shibo, whose shoulders were picked, glanced at the bear-like hands with some distaste, and then said with a smile that remained unchanged for thousands of years: "I'm sorry, I'm just a little more attentive than others. Besides, I'm so If you are an adult, it is impossible for you to be inferior to a child who is only six or seven years old, right?"

At this time, Prince Jiang Er, who had been cramming up on basic Chinese knowledge for half a month, already knew very well that what Qi Shan gave him was not a book for literacy.It is a whole set of enlightenment education for young children thousands of years later.

Although these books on enlightenment education are misleading and just right for the second prince Jiang, even so, it can't calm the second prince's displeasure that he thinks his IQ is despised.

Qi Shan scratched his head in embarrassment when he heard the words, and then said stupidly: "I can't learn it in a month, you are so smart."

Thus, for the first time, Qi Shan and Qi Qing, the two modern people, faced the verbal attack of the second prince Jiang who had completed a certain amount of cognition and emotional intelligence.

"Is that so? You can't even learn elementary school things, no wonder you want to open a shop here." It's a pity.

Qi Shan: "...." Damn it!Is this guy who couldn't read more than ten days ago mocking his low IQ? !Can you still have fun? !

Qi Qing: "...." He said that he felt something was wrong before, and now he finally knows what was wrong, but why was it wrong before? !Most importantly, will there be more wrong things to happen in the future? !

"Okay, at noon, I want to eat beggar's chicken, West Lake vinegar fish, eight-treasure meat, pickled pork with preserved vegetables, garlic baby vegetables, cold fungus and winter melon pork ribs soup. Hurry up and cook, you can't satisfy the guests Reasonable request, right?" The smile on Jiang Shibai's face did not change, and he said something so gentle that Qi Qing wanted to cover his chest.

Why has it only been more than ten days and half a month before the gentle local tyrant who was like a little white flower with a strong artistic atmosphere has now turned into a black belly who looks like a little white flower but is definitely a piranha in his belly? What about rich people? !

This is not scientific! !Seek to break.

So Qi Qing clutched his injured heart and took the coolie Qi Shan to cook. There was no way, the one who gave the money was the uncle, and poor people like them couldn't resist!

And looking at the backs of the two Qi brothers leaving, Prince Jiang shook his head lightly, he just wanted to play with him with such a little knowledge and thought, he was a little tender.However, it's always a good idea.

Turning around, the second prince Jiang reached out to pick up the sixth grade ideology, morality and society textbook, and flipped through it page by page.After a while, he exhaled lightly.Tsk, the world has changed so much now that he can't accept it——

The world they lived in turned out to be a sphere, and there were many, many different planets beyond the earth.The existence of so many planets is the universe. Human beings have created spaceships, satellites, and all kinds of high-tech things that can subvert the three views and liberate the labor force.

During this month, he finally knew what the Three Views were, but he clearly realized that his Three Views were being refreshed almost every day.As for what the lower limit is, I'm sorry that there is no explanation of the lower limit in the elementary school textbooks, the second prince now knows the bottom line.

"Summer worms can't be talked about. The so-called frogs in the well are talking about us." Jiang Shibo looked at the book in his hand and muttered to himself.After a while, he shook his head and laughed again: "Thousands of years of development, if it remains unchanged, it is the most terrifying. In vain, the first emperor wanted to live forever, and the Great Qin has only gone through two generations."

Therefore, the reincarnation of heaven is the most terrifying and eternal thing.

"Well, I have learned the words, and I can memorize the dictionary. I should be able to use Baidu." Jiang Shibo shook his head to get rid of the slightly melancholy emotion just now, and turned on the computer with his eyes shining.He had long wanted to turn on his computer to search Baidu. After all, there are still limited things in books. According to Qi Shan, the Internet is the best tool for him to understand the whole world.

As for the TV, well, the second prince Jiang said that it is better not to watch those crudely made things. He turned on the TV according to the method Qi Shan gave him to watch, but he directly saw a TV series about the Warring States made by modern people. .The second prince looked at the costumes, language, and fights that were wrong with the donkey's head and the horse's mouth. With his tolerance, he almost wanted to smash the TV.

Since then, the Second Prince Jiang has expressed his firm belief in "TV dramas are always black", whether they are brain-dead dramas or funny dramas. For him, an ancient man thousands of years ago, he should watch the news broadcast and today's sayings.No matter how bad the cross talk sketches are, you can cook, but fortunately, the first two can be funny, and the latter is more realistic.More or less let him understand the current world.

Turn on the computer, and the home page is automatically set to Baidu.

The Second Prince Jiang was a little tangled up in the long search box. It was the first time he searched for something, what should he search for?

After thinking about it, Jiang Shibo typed in the word "Uguo" in pinyin. This is his motherland. Even after thousands of years have passed, he still wants to know its final outcome.

As a result, a lot of entries about "Ukraine" came out immediately after the search.But when Jiang Shibo looked at each of them, he didn't feel like their own country.

In the end, the Second Prince Jiang saw a search result with "Qin Shi, Prince of Wu Kingdom" with keen eyes. He felt that the possibility was relatively high, so he clicked in a little excitedly.Then the page began to turn the chrysanthemums. After turning the chrysanthemums for a long time, a picture and a line of introduction appeared on a piece of miserable green color. Below are chapters [-], [-] and [-].

Seeing such a picture, Jiang Shibo couldn't help frowning, what is this?It looks like a book, but why is the layout so strange?And there are a lot of strange comments under the chapter directory, such as "Awww~~" "Ahhh!" "Nosebleed!" "The meat is so delicious, I saved it!"

Looking at these comments that seemed to be left by different people, Jiang Shibo frowned and struggled for a while before clicking open

Well, it seems that this is the most reliable. If you don't read the content, you will feel at a loss.

Thus, the Second Prince Jiang began to read books.

He had no idea what kind of door he had opened.

When Second Prince Jiang frowned and saw the entrance of the VIP chapter, Qi Shan ran up and told him that it was time for lunch.In the end, he saw that the usually friendly local tyrant had a gloomy face, and the mouse in his hand was crunching.

"Eh? Little Jiang, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so bad?" Qi Shan asked cautiously.

Then I heard Jiang Shibai's cool voice: "I can't see this down. He said he needs to log in and pay for it. What's going on?"

Qi Shan quickly raised his head to take a look, "Oh! Xiao Jiang, you actually like reading this type of novel! It just so happens that Xiao Qing has an account here! He is a high-level VIP! I will log in for you, and you can directly use his account to subscribe That's it!"

Prince Jiang Er nodded.Signal Qi Shan to do it quickly.

Then Qi Shan sold his cousin's account directly, and after finishing it, he said: "Hey, the meal is ready, you should hurry down to eat after a while, otherwise the meal will not taste good when it gets cold. Today's meal is terrible." It's fresh!"

Jiang Shibo nodded coldly.

Then, the brothers of the Qi family waited for an hour at the dinner table.It wasn't until Qi Qing couldn't help but want to go up and grab people, that Jiang Shibai slowly came down from the stairs, and then sat down at the dining table slowly, and said to Qi Qing who wanted to nag or growl: "I used that account of yours, It shouldn't matter, right?"

Qi Qing didn't realize it at first, but after thinking about it, he nodded indifferently: "It's okay, I usually just use that to read novels, there's not much money in it, it doesn't matter if you spend it all."

Jiang Shibai nodded, picked up a chicken wing with chopsticks and put it in the bowl, said: "I think it should be fine, but since

It's a bit tiring to score negative points one by one at the last one, tsk, I actually want to write a chapter with negative points and Changping. "

Qi Qing heard that the chicken drumsticks in his mouth clicked and fell off. After a while, he used his fingers to dig his ears and said: "What did you just say? The wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly."

The Second Prince Jiang glanced at the owner of the black shop, and slowly uttered a sentence: "Since ancient times, those who deceive the public with false rumors and those who talk about the royal family will kill without mercy and punish the nine clans. I only scored [-] negative points, which is already merciful." .”

Eldest brother is Prince Qin's pet | pet or something, if you tell elder brother this, he will definitely chop off the author's head with his sword, and slaughter his whole family by the way—eldest brother fought with Fusu once, one-on-one Fusu was beaten like a dog, and the group-to-group Fusu soldiers were too large, so the eldest brother was beaten like a dog.In Jiang Er's opinion, it is impossible for these two people to have sex together.

However, the second prince Jiang felt that he seemed to have overlooked something more important, which was also a very broken view.