Zombie Farmhouse

It takes a few days at least for ordinary people to shoot an advertisement, and it may take several months if they are required to keep improving.

However, for Jiang's group of thousand-year-old zombies who have been able to go to the hall, go to the kitchen, and fight super hooligans, advertising is a simple job that can be done in minutes!

Therefore, on a dark and stormy night, Jiang Shibo took the members of the Jiang family to shoot an advertisement for "Jiang's farmhouse music on the tip of the tongue" with advanced camera equipment "borrowed" from nowhere.

It's more of a mouth-watering documentary than an ad, and it couldn't be more effective—

On the first day of the ad, when people accidentally switched to this station, they were immediately attracted.

Accompanied by the melodious music of bells and drums, the door of the wooden sculpture of double dragons of the farmhouse slowly opened, revealing several small square fields planted with vegetables and fruit trees in the front of the farmhouse.Then the clear spring water flowing around Xiaofangtian and the whole farmhouse, coupled with the stone bridge and the ancient courtyard design, makes people think that this is an ancient garden left by some family.

Surrounded by the spring is a farmhouse restaurant built in the Eight Diagrams style with a main hall, ten middle halls and fifteen small halls. Those restaurants are built of thick and elegant purple wood, with light pink goose yellow, tender green and new blue The curtains are really like a fairyland.

After that, in front of an exquisite small hall, two beautiful waitresses in simple and neat ancient costumes smiled and stretched out their hands to lead the camera over. There were already four delicious snacks on the octagonal table in the small hall. Serve cold dishes, hot dishes, soups.

When each dish was served, although there was no other sound on the TV, the people watching these dishes outside the TV could not help swallowing several times. Oh, why do these dishes look so delicious? ? !Where is this place? !

However, the commercials on the TV did not give them an answer. After seeing the mouth-watering dishes in the small hall, the camera turned to the kitchen.

Hey, this is really a majestic man's kitchen. People outside the TV can see in the kitchen inside the TV that a big and round chef is wielding his two big knives at a very fast speed, and following him With a quick swing of the two big knives, he untied a whole beef body according to the lines of the musculoskeletal, and finally the chef chopped the two kitchen knives onto the cutting board!

"Oh, it's amazing! The meat on this cow's body even fell off by itself?! This, this, damn, this is the real version of Paodingjieniu!!" The people outside the TV could not wait for it at this time I patted my thigh in admiration.Along with this kind of admiration, it is natural to want to taste the food made by the chef who looks like a fork.

And at this time, in the middle of the lake full of lotus leaves and lotus flowers obliquely behind the farmhouse, you can see an extremely elegant water pavilion. The camera is now facing the white jade table in the water pavilion, and on that table, There is only a pot of purple sand and two cups of green tea.Such a clean and elegant picture makes people feel an extreme sense of wanting to taste tea.

Until this time, a person's voice appeared in the advertisement that whetted the audience's appetite. This voice was as gentle as jade and extremely pleasant to the ear: "Isn't it pleasant to have friends coming from afar?"

At the end, when the women were screaming their ears were about to get pregnant, the ad featured a big line:

Three days later, the grand opening of the new Jiang's farmhouse will be held. The first [-] customers who arrive at the scene will be free of charge, and subsequent customers will be able to enjoy a [-]% discount on meals.welcome to come.

In just one day of airing, this advertisement for Jiang's Farmhouse has almost swept the entire city of A. Many people will suddenly ask the other party after seeing it: Hey, when are you going to Jiang's Farmhouse for dinner?The food at that place was very delicious before, but it was burned down because of a fire, but now it has been rebuilt!And it was rebuilt even better!Look at the high-end and high-grade advertisement!The filming is like a documentary, no matter how you say it, you have to taste it!

Then another person nodded in agreement: "Yeah, yeah, it's only been a few months, but I already feel like I've been missing the food for years."

And three days later, the news spread not only in city a, but also people from other cities and provinces came here admiringly.

Waited until the fourth day, the day when the farmhouse opened.The senior foodies have already asked for leave, and waited eagerly in front of the gate of the farmhouse, planning what dishes to order.

"Well, how can we rank among the top [-]? Hey, tell me, what are you going to eat? I heard that there are sea cucumber, abalone, lobster, matsutake, the best Buddha jumping wall and nourishing medicinal food! I'll give it a go Ah! Thinking that these are all free, I wish I could die here! I have to eat enough today!!" A strong young man couldn't help but sigh: "I used to eat it for several days in a row Just instant noodles."

And a man with glasses who could tell he was an elite snorted when he heard his words: "I still have enough to eat! I can never get enough of the food in this place! I can't even eat a dish of stir-fried vegetables." I can eat the taste of the best mountain delicacies! I have already planned, I will eat and work here all day, and I will leave after eating in the evening!!"

As soon as this remark was made, everyone around looked at this elite glasses man with admiration. Emma couldn't tell, this man's clothes were standard and healthy, but he was so edible?Of course, this is not the point, the point is that the way this guy thinks is really a bit speechless, but after a while, the other 500 people around looked at each other inexplicably, and then at least 20 people made a phone call. The content of the call is to ask for a day off, or to find someone to help them get some office materials.

Others: "..." Such a cheap feeling!

After finally waiting for the official opening of the farmhouse at [-]:[-], people first saw an extremely attractive food picture virtualized by lasers in the sky, then the picture scattered, and finally turned into four big characters of welcome.

The foodies are instantly refreshed and ready for combat.

On this day, the business of Jiang's Farmhouse can be described as overcrowded. People who go in don't want to come out, and people who come out think about it and want to go in again. If it weren't for the group of bodyguards dressed in black, they were not easy to mess with Looking at them eagerly, it is estimated that even the stampede incident will come out, but because of the inhumanly powerful security facilities, the whole day, the farmhouse is just a hot atmosphere and nothing happened.

Of course, different from these ordinary foodies, those bigwigs among the foodies—the old gourmets, have already reserved a small restaurant early and enjoyed a variety of perfect lunches or dinners alone up.What made them even more happy was that they thought

It's just that, compared to the various joys of ordinary people, the feelings of the cultivators on the opening day were not very good.

In the past, when there were few ordinary people, although they would sometimes lose the good looks of Jiang's waiters for some unspeakable reasons, at least they paid with one hand and paid with the other, and both parties were very upright.

But on the day of the opening, I don't know what happened to the group of thousand-year-old zombies?He even said on this day that he would not sell food for cultivators!Come again tomorrow! !

Nima!How can this be understood?How is this acceptable? !They are cultivators who can kill ordinary people with the movement of their little fingers!No matter how you look at it, they are richer, more powerful, and powerful, right? !Why not give them food just because it opened for ordinary people? !Although they will not die of starvation if they do not eat a meal or a year, but can the appetite be tolerated? !If it was really so easy to bear, there wouldn't be so many fat people and foodies in the world!When it gets older, there will be one less dragon who has nine sons, and that gluttonous ancestor of Taotie should have died long ago!

So the cultivators were not happy, and collectively asked Wen Yuan for an explanation.

Then Manager Wen Yuan came out with a smile on his face, and looked at the group of cultivators opposite me who refused to let me eat, and I will work hard with you, showing a kind smile: "If you are willing to offer a For the opening ceremony, we will still give you meals and even free desserts."

All the practitioners: "..." Oh, your sister.Dessert your sister!No matter how nice your smile is, you can't hide your intention to blackmail! !How can you zombies be so blind to money? !Is there still a little bit of the simplicity, kindness, honesty and honesty of people hundreds of years ago? ! "Forget it, it's just a stick of incense anyway, we'll come back tomorrow!"

The cultivators all turned around, thinking that no matter what, they couldn't be blackmailed again. They had already paid a lot of gifts and compensation, and they would never be happy to pay any more now!

So Wen Yuan watched these cultivators leaving angrily with a smile, and before he finished laughing, he watched these cultivators come back listlessly one by one.

"...Is there anything else you guys need?"

At this moment, the cultivators wished to look up to the sky and sigh in their hearts. Nima and the others had a lot of backs and sins to meet that evil spirit! !They said in a weak voice: "We are here to give the opening ceremony."

Wen Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "You are all too polite."

Then the cultivators were expressionless, Nima, try being pointed at by the evil spirit with a black sword and threatening to die if you don’t give a congratulatory gift, if you can be polite, I will treat you as your son! !

In short, no matter what, that night, when Prince Jiang Er listened to the turnover reported by his subordinates, he showed a quite satisfied expression on his face. Although the turnover of the cultivators exceeded his expectations, some It's good to make money, isn't it?

At this time, Lin Daochang, who was squatting on the roof and peeking at his partner openly, also laughed with satisfaction. Sure enough, secretly giving money to his wife is really a happy thing.Of course, he'd be happier if he managed to get into bed tonight.

muah.