Zombie Farmhouse

After being painstakingly and joyfully led into the hall by two beauties and two bandit chiefs, the cultivators who came to participate in the Dao Companion Ceremony were more or less shocked by the decoration and layout inside.

Although each of them is a character who has lived for hundreds or even thousands of years, what kind of good things have not been seen?Especially the things of ordinary people, no matter how expensive they are, they are not as expensive as their magic weapons and panacea.

But the layout of the hall in front of me is quite elegant, and all kinds of decorations are exquisite, which makes people can't help admiring.Soon, though, the laughs are a little off.

"I'm going! That fan! Isn't that a Liuliqing fan that my old man likes so much?!" A bearded cultivator instantly widened his eyes, "When will he be able to bear the pain to give up his love?!"

Before this person finished speaking, a person next to him also exclaimed, "Ah! That Donghai Ruyi bottle! It's a treasure that nourishes Qi that my mother reads every day! Why does Mao appear here?!"

Next, many cultivators began to stare wide-eyed and carefully looked at the decorations and layout of the entire hall, and then found that many of the things belonged to their own homes.It's almost impossible to live...

However, there was only one person who looked at the tables and chairs in the hall expressionlessly, without exclaiming anything.

"Hey, Fellow Daoist, why is your face so ugly? I didn't hear you exclaiming just now. There should be nothing here in your house, right?"

Then the expressionless handsome guy uttered a sentence coldly, which made everyone around him feel creepy:

"I quarreled with my Taoist companion."

"...Oh...ah, well, well, I just need to persuade you more."

The handsome guy continued to be expressionless: "When I was angry before, I said, if you have the guts, you can give away all my golden silk spirit wood."

All the cultivators: "..." I'm going to the Golden Silk Spirit Wood, this guy is a complete local tyrant!But does this have anything to do with the lobby?

"And then today I saw that he actually did it."

"Oh. Ah?!" It wasn't until this time that all the cultivators came to their senses, and then they followed the sight of this handsome fellow cultivator, and there were nearly a hundred tables and chairs that felt full of aura... The material really looks like some kind of expensive dead spirit wood.

Then all the cultivators gasped in unison, this shit is simply the most expensive couple quarrel ever, right? !With just one sentence, so many golden silk spirit trees were sent away. Where did the prodigal girls come from?However, when compared in this way, the things they sent out are simply drizzle, and I suddenly feel an inexplicable sense of superiority...

"Then what, buddy, your wife gave so many good things to the Jiang family, and you are not angry? In my opinion, this kind of prodigal bitch, just divorce her! Uh! Why do I go to you?" Do it!"

The handsome guy with a cold face snorted: "My partner is willing, what's your business?"

Cultivators: "..." I don't know what to complain about you.But before these cultivators complained about the infatuation of this cold-faced handsome local tyrant, they heard this handsome man sneer and say: "Anyway, I also sent his ten Ning Xixiang. It's even."

Fuck me! !

After the cold-faced handsome guy said these words, all the cultivators gasped, and quickly took four or five steps back.No wonder Nima felt all kinds of panic before, they reacted too slowly!There are so many couples of Jinsi Lingmu and Ning Xixiang, who else is there besides those two bad guys in the cultivation world!Those two are simply a model of loving and killing each other. It's hard to live without arguing a few times a day!

To say that these two people are upset, the main reason is that if someone encounters the two of them arguing, no matter what happens, they will beat up the innocent passerby in unison.And never apologize afterwards.But if luck is overwhelming and these two people reconcile, no matter whoever passes by, they will get a Jianpi and Danpi.

Therefore, people in the comprehension world have complicated emotions towards the two of them.But now what they are most puzzled about is, Nima, you can obviously choose to go in the middle instead of either side, why do you pretend to be weak and walk on both sides like us? !

The handsome guy with a cold face glanced at them: "We're reconciled and walk in the middle together. Now that we're quarreling, we naturally don't go the same way."

Cultivators: "..." Hehe, today is a good day, there have never been so many wonderful things.

Under such entangled emotions, all the cultivators found their seats and sat down. To be honest, most of them have never experienced the marriage form and process of ordinary people.But looking at the spiritual food dishes that were served one after another, exuding a trace of aura and attractive fragrance, many practitioners still felt that they had gained a little from their visit this time.

This dish is very rich and full of aura. Not only will they not consume and pollute the aura in the body like eating ordinary food, but it will make the aura in the body feel like eating low-grade elixir and fruit. Aura has increased.

"Oh, oh, these dishes smell delicious! I heard that they are all made by a certain chef of Jiang's family, and they are really good. It is really very confident to open a farmhouse!"

The impatient gourmets are already holding the white jade chopsticks on the table, ready to taste a mouthful of delicacies.

But what made these cultivators dumbfounded and extremely embarrassed was that before their chopsticks touched the dish, they were blocked by a faint barrier.

………………

What do you mean I go to you? !Just to see but not to eat! ! !It's so bad, does your family know? !Believe it or not, Lao Tzu and you are in a hurry to swallow you alive? !

The cultivators were angry in their hearts.

At this time, Jiang Dawang, who was wearing a festive golden silk imperial robe, and Jiang Queen, who was wearing a silver-red gold silk embroidered robe, came out from the white jade platform in the center of the hall.

King Jiang's expression was a little weird, although he was smiling, but it always made people feel that something was wrong, like having a convulsion.However, Queen Jiang's expression was very natural, it was a smile and satisfaction from the heart, her dignified and domineering appearance made many cultivators gasp in admiration.

"Cough, yesterday, I successfully rebuilt Jiang's farmhouse. I have a lot of help from you, and I thank you here. Well, today is the day when my second son and... two, tsk, and Lin Xuan of the Lin family decided to be partners. , everyone, don’t be polite when you come, let’s join the banquet together.”

After speaking, King Jiang went back with the corners of his lips twitching, and then Queen Jiang showed a dignified and gentle smile to everyone: "Today is my son's big day, thank you for coming to watch the ceremony. Although they are both men, But you have deep affection and like-mindedness, I think you won't think there is anything wrong with it, so you don't have to be polite."

"Hey, what if we think they're bad?"

Upon hearing this, Queen Jiang looked at the practitioner who was speaking, and smiled: "Then you can leave politely."

Uh, why is Nima like this?This shouldn't be the normal response, right?

The cultivator who wanted to make a fuss was wondering, when he suddenly saw two bear-like figures in front of him.

"……Uh?"

Prince Jiang sneered directly: "If you don't come to congratulate and still want to eat rice? I have never seen such a shameless person, come here, drag me out and chop it up!"

All the cultivators sitting here trembled, it's too cruel for me to go here, right?

Fortunately, another bandit leader, Father Lin, reached out to stop him: "Tsk, my brother and your brother's happy day, how can we not see blood! At most, we dragged them out and stripped them all and threw them into the forest. Don't be so cruel, let alone you now It's not the prince anymore."

The eldest prince Jiang frowned unhappily upon hearing the words: "I will always be the eldest prince of the Jiang family. But... what you say is right, so I'll let you go for now."

So the cultivators saw that under the discussion of the two bandit leaders, the cultivator who wanted to make a fuss was dragged out and... thinking about it felt like a stomachache.

"Do you know what to say and what not to say?" Prince Jiang and Father Lin turned their heads and asked from left to right.

Then the cultivators were silent for a while, and then put on a face that was more wrinkled than a chrysanthemum, and said to Queen Jiang on the jade platform: "Congratulations!"

"This is really a match made in heaven! We will surely grow old together!"

"The two share the same interests, there is simply no other perfect match!"

"There is no second pair in the cultivation world of two people who match so well!"

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

Queen Jiang showed a satisfied smile, turned around and walked to the Lord to sit on it.

Then Mrs. Lin fell from the sky and laughed twice. Anyone can see that this person's mood at this time can't be any better.Thinking about it, it is true that Lin Xuan, the third son of the Lin family, who was originally recognized by the cultivation world as being single until death, and who can freeze everyone to death as soon as he appears, has found someone who can spend his whole life together. Dao Companion, this in itself is an unimaginable and amazing thing.

What's more, the partner that Lin Qipa found is still a nearly perfect person who is impeccable in terms of appearance, temperament, demeanor, ability, and status. It is estimated that the Lin family can wake up with laughter from their dreams recently.You must know that it is said that many people are fond of the former acting patriarch of the Jiang family and now the second prince!Not to mention those female cultivators, many male cultivators have fallen under his sacrificial robes, and even the eldest disciple of Kunlun, the second son of the Lan family and others have publicly expressed their intention to pursue him, which shows Jiang Shibai's popularity.

But what makes people in the cultivation world, and even most people in the Lin family, can't think about it is that why Mao, a perfect person like Prince Jiang Er, would ignore so many excellent suitors and choose the biggest wonder in the cultivation world What about evil god? !Nima, this can be selected as one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the comprehension world. How blind must you be to choose such a thing? !

However, what saddens many heroes and beauties in the cultivation world is that now the end of the day is over, and they are helpless.There is no other way except to curse Lin Qipa severely.

The old man Lin's face was full of wrinkles, and he waved his hand: "Eat and drink well! I am very happy today, thank you for your congratulations hahaha!"

The comprehension practitioners who were forced to congratulate: "..." Nima is too tired to love, and never wants to participate in any grand ceremony related to the Lin family... It seems that there is still a little weirdo in his family who wants to hold a Daoist couple ceremony?No, after today, you must be closed to death! !

"Two newcomers are invited!!" Mrs. Lin happily turned around and returned to his seat after saying this.

Everyone's spirits trembled, oops, after waiting for a long time, it can be regarded as waiting for the two protagonists to play.I don't know what kind of scene it will be like?

Then, people saw the picture that made them gasp in admiration.

It was two stunning reds, a big red ancient style wedding dress, with auspicious clouds and dragons embroidered with gold thread on it, giving it a kind of nobility and domineering air.As for the two people wearing this dazzling wedding dress, one has picturesque eyebrows and a graceful demeanor, and the faint smile on the corner of the mouth shows that the master is in a good mood.It is different from the white clothes like a fairy before, but it has a thrilling charm.

Beauties, beauties even more beautiful than the top ten beauties!

The other person has sword-browed and star-eyed eyes. His face is as sharp as a knife and an axe. His temperament is cold and hard. His handsome and somewhat evil appearance makes him have an irresistible charm even though he looks cold.But what surprised everyone and almost rolled their eyes was that this strange thing is not cold today!The expression on his face is not the kind of face that "you all owe me money" that has not changed for thousands of years!Most importantly, Nima, what did they just see?

The evil god actually laughed!Laughed!That kind of gentle and affectionate smile! !

Even if these two pictures of them standing together are so beautiful that they cannot be seen in the world, the practitioners present could not forget the extremely terrifying Yan Wang's smile—even if this smile is so charming, it will be recognized by the future cultivators. They have all kinds of aftertaste.

At this moment, the evil spirit who just laughed directly straightened his face, and glared at Lin You next to him. The latter trembled, and quickly said:

"Worship heaven and earth."

Cultivators: Huh?This is where it starts?don't you want to say something?

I saw Jiang Shibo and Lin Xuan bent down and bowed.

"Two thanks to the high hall."

Cultivators: Well, the ancient rituals are still used.Tsk, Mrs. Lin and the old man almost burst out laughing, the queen's expression is very good, why is the king's expression still so constipated?

"Husband and wife say goodbye."

Jiang Shibo and Lin Xuan bowed to each other.

"Become a Taoist couple!"

Cultivators: Oh oh!It's time for the most exciting Taoist couple ceremony, and there is usually a soul binding!

"……what?"

"Hey, I'm going?"

"Nimma, what's going on?!"

While people were waiting to watch the Taoist couple's ceremony, they saw that big weirdo from the Lin family pick up his partner with a black face, stepped on the Heaven Devouring Sword and flew away without a trace!

"Well, if one person runs away from marriage, and two people run away without getting married, it's called elopement, then what are they doing?"

All the cultivators shook their heads in unison, who knows about that weird brain circuit!

"Hehe! It's okay, it's okay, my grandson is probably a little impatient, everyone, don't worry, come on, the ceremony is over anyway! Eat and drink! Eat and drink!"

This time, the practitioners were pleasantly surprised to find that the food was edible!Eat too much!Who cares how tired those two people are! !

At this time, Jiang Shibai looked at Lin Xuan speechlessly: "What did you have just now?"

Lin Daochang said very seriously: "You are so beautiful, I can only see you."

Jiang Shibai: "...Forget it, anyway, I think you're pretty. It's best for them not to look at you."

Then?Then the Second Prince Jiang was directly thrown down by the Taoist priest with red eyes.The Taoist leader said that he has been holding back for an unknown number of days, and this time he must make enough money! !

And at this moment, the calm second prince began to lose his composure. Does he want to curse or something?But soon, he didn't even think about it.

Anyway, the two love each other, let it go~