[Comprehensive] I feel tired and don't love Sakuragi-san

070 If you can't wait for me

After sweeping around in various shops, I looked at the equipment on my body, and at Guimu: "Why don't you buy it?"

"I'm neither a fraud sealer nor a law enforcer, as long as I'm an ordinary player." Gui Mu said naturally, "Besides, people who can equip themselves at this speed will be killed by other players." As an internal beta player—they don’t know the existence of law enforcement. I, I am not the kind of character who would waste time helping others.”

How on earth did this guy say such words in such a confident tone?

Covering my forehead with some headache, I called up my status panel and changed my hairstyle.After the game officially starts, the player's appearance will be the same as in reality, hair color and eye color are no exception, but the hairstyle can be changed.

"Well, short hair." Gui Mu's eyes fell on the iron rod I was carrying, "Ah, do you want to dress up as a man?"

"For girls, most of them use thin swords, right? My weapons don't look like girls would use them, so I just pretended to be a boy." I pushed the bangs in front of my forehead and smiled, "How about it? Not bad right?"

"Regardless of why you choose this weapon without hesitation..." Gui Mu dragged his voice, "If you have a breastplate, you really can't see the femininity. Fortunately, the law enforcers ignore the general rules, and men can also wear it. "

Inexplicably, I feel that my self-esteem as a woman has been challenged... Well, forget it, let's go to the wild.

The monsters outside the starting town are very low-level. If the player does not attack them, they will not actively attack the player. The attributes are also very low. Even if they are attacked for a while, they will not lose much blood. I just found a wild boar to practice. .

Then, I had to start to sigh with emotion - Guimu is indeed the god of conquest.

Although the system will automatically correct and attack those sword skills as long as you think about them in your heart and pose, but for ordinary players, it is the first time they come into contact with virtual reality, so it is quite difficult to get started, right?

"Right" what!This Guimu guy succeeded the first time he used it!And it's easy to drop the monster in seconds!

"You are so strong even if you are not a time traveler, you are a bug." I complained, and then opened the wild boar at my feet with a stick, and Gui Mu thought about the white reward prompt box that popped up in front of him: "Experience points And money, the amount is not much, it really is a slime-level monster." He looked up at me: "If you want to talk about bugs, you are the one! What kind of sword skill is that!"

I pouted, I just waved the weapon according to the reaction of the body, and then the monster died. After a while, a lot of prompt boxes spread around me. You don’t need to press OK, it will disappear automatically after a few seconds, and the experience Value and money will be automatically added to me.

"I don't know any sword skills." I retracted the iron rod behind my back, pressed my shoulders and moved my arms, "It's just a natural reaction of the body, and it didn't follow the system's regulations. Anyway, law enforcement officers can attack freely."

"Since you're in a game, just obediently follow the rules of the game!" Guimu picked up the rapier from the system on my waist and stuffed it into my hand, "Come and try your sword skills."

I felt a little awkward, held the hilt of the sword with both hands and waved it a few times, then looked through the skill list, found out that the initial skill was learned, then assumed the prescribed posture, and slashed at the wild boar next to me.

It's extremely smooth, especially the feeling that the movement speeds up instantly after the system corrects it. As long as the brain thinks, the body will move freely—it's so handsome!When I stopped in excitement, there was nothing around me.

"You really have a future to become a gaming geek." Guimu patted my shoulder in admiration.

"I'm really honored to hear this from the mouth of the God of Conqueror." I put the rapier back, and then looked at the number of Cole displayed in the menu quite happily, "The leveling up is really fast at the beginning."

"It is true that we should upgrade as soon as possible." Gui Mu said, picked up the long sword again, and launched an attack on the monsters spawned next to him. He was quite calm about the ferocious and ferocious images of these monsters, so I couldn't help saying: "You are not afraid at all." ah."

"Hey, I'm actually scared." Don't be serious about saying things that sound like you're not afraid at all!

Gui Mu solved the wild boar entangled him, then straightened up and said: "The effect of virtual reality technology is very realistic, I will indeed panic and be afraid, but if I panic, the attack will also cause problems, so the priority is reversed."

This reason always sounds wrong... I scratched my hair, and was about to continue the silent journey of killing monsters, when a notification sounded suddenly, and I clicked on it, and it turned out to be a system notification sent to law enforcement officers .

"What's wrong?" Gui Mu asked.

"Sure enough, there are too many unscrupulous guys in Two-dimensional." I sighed, and then pulled the laurel tree to activate the automatic tracking function-this is also the law enforcement function I just discovered, and ran in one direction.

"Unscrupulous? Is it possible that some bastards will start killing people now?" Gui Mu asked immediately.

"Yeah," I pressed the virtual earphone that popped up next to my ear, and the real-time recording of the location of the trouble was playing inside, "It seems to be an enemy outside the game, and then directly confronted him in the game, the one who dares to find fault knows the insider test players."

"The fox is pretending to be the tiger." Gui Mu shook off my hand and ran, "It's time for the law enforcer to appear."

When I arrived at the scene, the person who found the fault was still talking, nagging and saying something like "I told you to look down on me in the last game" or "I won't let you die in the game so easily", I couldn't help hearing it. Impatient.

"So," Gui Mu patted me on the shoulder sympathetically—or gloatingly, "In the game, a small matter may turn into a spark of dispute, and then turn into a raging fire. "

"Is the law enforcement officer a firefighter?" I rolled my eyes at him, looked at the clothes on my body, put away the rapier at my waist, and then put on a wide dark brown cloak that can cover my body, put on the hood, Seeing that the internal beta player had already swung his sword at others, I simply threw the iron rod over.

"Boom—crack."

When I rushed over, I heard Gui Mu sigh: "It is indeed the best quality weapon in the store."

Ah, that's right, that poor two-handed sword broke into two magnificently, and dissipated into a polygonal light sheet.

"Who are you!" The man who was staring at his dagger in a daze came back to his senses and rushed towards me, as if he wanted to grab my collar, so I grabbed his arm and turned my back. Turning around, throwing him over his shoulder.

"Boom", the stout man slammed on the floor, I lifted my foot and stepped on his chest, the voice I adjusted in advance sounded more masculine: "Specially clean up you!" People who kind of rubbish."

"Ah!" The man let out a scream, I withdrew my feet, turned around to look at the guy who was looking for trouble, and chuckled twice: "I didn't expect a guy like you at the beginning of the game, SAO is not your tool for revenge. "

"What, what!" the guy yelled, "What kind of justice do you come out to be!"

"Sorry, I'm not an idler with a sense of justice," I bent down to pick up the iron rod on the ground, and then swept across at the guy, directly smashing him into the wall. The building is indestructible, and the guy is being killed After sticking to the wall, it slid down and passed out. I put the iron rod back behind my back, and while using the "Call" function in the menu to call the NPC guard, I squatted down and drew on the guy's wrists. A circle, and immediately a ring-shaped thing locked him.

Great for a virtual reality game that doesn't require the hassle of carrying handcuffs!

I stood up straight again: "I'm just a small law enforcement officer in SAO."

"Enforcer?" The former closed beta player's eyes widened, "GM?! Obviously not in the closed beta!"

"It only appeared in the public beta." I spread my hands and greeted the two NPC guards who trotted over. They immediately stopped and saluted me respectfully: "Master Law Enforcer!"

"This guy has to be thrown into prison and locked up... Well, wait a minute, and then shut up after today's incident." I muttered to myself for a while, and looked at the time prompted by the system. There is still about an hour before the start, so let's wait until two hours before putting these guys in jail.

Thinking of this, I put rings on the guys who found fault, and then ordered the guards to take them to the central square first, and then put them in prison for a day as punishment after the game really started.

"Noble and glamorous Law Enforcer." After I got rid of the players who tried to follow me, I saw Gui Mu coming out from the corner. Because I added friends and teammates, I can check the opponent's whereabouts.

"What a noble and glamorous thing," I complained and followed him to the central square, "It's so troublesome."

"However, in a short time, what you have to do is not just send some people to prison." Gui Mu pushed the glasses frame that didn't exist, "Many people will definitely try to commit suicide, let's see if Akihiko Kayaba is Just kidding."

"I'll have to stop them from committing suicide then?" I sighed.

This kind of psychology is easy to understand. Although under the persuasion of Brother Pao, Kayaba Akihiko has given up the plan to let the players who died in the game die in reality, but if the players know about this kind of thing, it doesn't matter. The game is over.

So the final decision is to still tell all players in the game that death in the game is equal to real death, but the announcement to the outside world is that the game is completely blocked, and players who die in the game will fall into a deep sleep until someone completely clears it The game, everyone can leave the game.But there is another point, that is, we law enforcers.

The general player's point of view is that it is impossible for someone to take the initiative to die, right?So why do we GMs help Akihiko Kayaba?And the GM won't die!In this way, the question of whether the death is true or false will be doubted, so... a large number of suicides began.

"Actually, it's very simple to solve this problem. Find a reason why you are willing to join this game." When Gui Mu spoke, the bell of the sky had already rang in the sky——it was Akihiko Kayaba who was about to announce the real start of the game. omen.

"It's really simple. Just say that we are vegetative people in reality. Stupid and they are time-travelers, so it must not be so easy to expose, and my words..." I smiled. "Sakuragi-san's words have already been killed by that young master, right? If you are still hiding it, then you will continue to hide it well, not to mention that the news inside and outside the game is not circulating now."

That's right, I was killed long ago, that stupid me.

I looked at the time again inexplicably, it was almost six o'clock.

In about an hour, Sima... no, will that young master wait for me?

When will you wait?Really curious.

"That's right!" Gui Mu said suddenly.

"What?" I was a little surprised, it's rare for him to be surprised.

"Happy birthday." Gui Mu said seriously.

I was stunned for a while and laughed out loud: "Why are you so polite...Thank you."

Well, it's nice that I didn't celebrate my birthday alone.

The author has something to say: Guimu's strategy is in progress~☆

By the way, I just learned tonight that I still have an essay + a cultural research paper + a practice report to write.

The time for PS stuffing the manuscript box is May 5th, and then it has to be handed in on May 7th.

Well, I won’t say anything, please give me strength! 【←So it’s already decadent】

Because I was so tired, I poked Baimao a few times~ [Hey, what's wrong! 】

In the following, no matter what OOC happens, please read silently—"The author is in a bad mood and his brain is pumped"!

Standing by the torii and waiting for Sakuragi-san's Shirato → Shirato who was accosted by a girl

Indifferently release the white hair that is not close to others → watch the white hair change from orange red to blue black

The white hair who is ridiculed by passers-by will be dumped no matter how good he looks → the white hair who is unmoved by all words and just waits quietly

"Brother, the festival is over, haven't you waited for anyone yet?"

"She probably won't come."

"Oh, young man, won't you look for it?"

"It's no use looking for her, is it?"

"Makishima Shrine! Why are you still laughing here!"

"Is there a problem?"

"News! Sakuragi has entered the game!"

"Games and news?"

"The news announced that people who die in the game are really dead!"

"That's it."

Loki thought, Makishima Shōgo really liked Sakuragi.

Hearing his words, he only agreed lightly, seemingly calmly.

But has he really calmed down?

He walked in the direction of the Sujaku Detective Agency without even looking at the signal lights, and just stood up indifferently when he was knocked down by a car.

It seems like nothing happened—hey, the white clothes, the bloodstains are clearly visible.

This guy is terrible, not frank and too smart, but also can't say "deserved it".

Enough is enough, Sakuragi, are you really happy to see this scene?