[Comprehensive] I feel tired and don't love Sakuragi-san

069 If You Want to Cause Me Trouble

"Now that everyone is here, Brother Pao, you should explain it, right?" Gui Mu patted Brother Pao's shoulder very familiarly, and then pointed at me through gritted teeth: "According to the rules of the general game, in the town Free PK is not allowed, why can Sakuragi directly attack me just now? Moreover, this should not be regarded as a formal PK, because my HP has not decreased."

Gui Mu was not the only one who asked this question. I and others were also quite curious, so we immediately stared at Brother Pao.

As the only GM present, Brother Pao shrugged calmly: "Let's take a look at the back of your right hand first."

The back of the right hand?I raised my right hand to my eyes, and at a glance I saw the complicated patterns on the back of my hand, outlining the number "2".I twitched the corner of my mouth, looked at Brother Pao with black lines all over my head, and paused every word: "Explain."

"...Why do I have the urge to summon a Servant." The old Youtiao said in a deep tone.

"Old You Tiao, you really can't hide your secondary attributes." Zhu Meng spit out a sentence, and then showed his right hand, the number is "4", and I also saw "3" on the back of Lao You Tiao's hand. Brother is "1".

"What about you Guimu?" I turned to look at Guimu next to me, he calmly raised the back of his hand, there was nothing on the skin: "It seems that this is some kind of special profession, the back of my hand is blank, in my eyes you There is nothing on the back of your hand, but judging from your performance, it is obvious that there is something."

"This is how many hooks you gave us?" I frowned. If Guimu doesn't have it, it means that non-traversal people won't have it, but I obviously have it...or is it based on the strength of the soul?I died once, and the strength of my soul is probably comparable to that of a time traveler, right?And I'm also in the alliance, so I know something about SAO, so it's only natural for me to cheat on me.

"Hacking is also a request. I'm not that capable of persuading Kayaba Akihiko to unconditionally open it for you." Brother Pao calmly pointed to the back of his hand, "The person with this number is the law enforcement officer. Of course, Just the four of us."

"...This is a name that hits the second grade." This is me.

"It's comparable to Kirito's 'sealer'." This is stupid and cute.

"But don't you think it's so handsome hahaha, Goldfinger!" This is the old fried dough stick.

I silently glanced at the old fried dough stick, then raised my forehead and asked, "Let's talk about this law enforcer."

"Same as the name, it is the existence responsible for law enforcement in the game." Brother Pao became serious, "There were [-] people who first entered SAO, and Guimu's NERvGear was one of the [-], but the one I gave you is different. , is exclusively for law enforcers, and is not restricted by certain rules in the game, for example, you can also PK in towns, but the law enforcers attacking any player will not reduce the player's HP."

I thought for a while: "Like fighting in real life? Don't think about the game's sword skills?"

"That's right," Brother Pao nodded, "The effects of the attack will also be triggered according to the actual situation, such as dizziness, which can be said to completely simulate the real world. This is mainly to deal with the orange player who violates the rules of the game. people."

"Although the appearance of orange-named players in general online games is allowed by default, but in SAO, it is equivalent to a murderer, and the presence of law enforcement is really needed." Old Youtiao agreed.

"Although this kind of thing is troublesome to do, it is not a big problem with a certain amount of GM authority. As for our authority, in addition to this PK, there are basic team functions such as unlimited communication with each other. There will be a system prompt to solve the orange player. Of course, the most important thing is to enable the state of 'enforcer mode'." Brother Pao was a little proud, "After this mode is turned on, he will be indestructible and will not Attacked by monsters."

"Sounds good," Chu Moe rubbed his chin, smiling brightly, "But what we have to do is not just to solve the orange players, right? Akihiko Kayaba created SAO just to see the ideal In this world, orange players are not allowed to appear, and we law enforcers may also be regarded as enemies by other players, solving one problem while bringing new ones, this is not like what Akihiko Kayaba would do."

Brother Pao scratched his hair, and coughed uncomfortably: "Because we know the truth of this game, and the soul strength is high, and the initial attributes are higher than ordinary players, so we are willing to give this kind of hang..."

"According to this, he did this to allow us to reasonably exist in SAO?" Chu Meng raised his eyebrows, "Then why doesn't he just allow us to enter the game? As the developer of the game, he has to do this This restriction is simple, right?"

"It's very simple, make the best use of everything." Gui Mu, who had been listening silently, suddenly interrupted, "I also heard Sakuragi talk about your situation. Since you know the so-called plot, you must be able to predict various problems in advance. Then solve it. Rather than restricting your abilities, it is better to give better conditions for you to come in handy, which can also make the game progress better."

Old You Tiao spread his hands: "That means Brother Pao sold us."

"Yes, and this sale will take two years." Chu Meng answered.

I think I can already foresee the tragic end of Brother Pao, so I turned around casually and pulled Gui Mu: "Let's go, let's experience the virtual reality game. In short, I will do my job as a law enforcement officer well." Done, don't worry."

Walking on the road, I saw that Guimu was still thinking about something, and couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong?"

"I was just thinking that the work of law enforcement should be more than that." Gui Mu motioned me to look at the bustling crowd around me. These people are game geeks who entered the game today. They used the role setting function, and they all looked like Two- The dimensional role is the same.

"You told me that after the game is closed, everyone will return to their original appearance, so I didn't modify the appearance, but these people are all modified?" Gui Mu sighed, "Generally, I like online games. For some people, there is a big gap between their performance in reality and in the game, and for them, it is cruel to show their real side in the virtual game.”

"I admit that Kayaba Akihiko is a genius, but he doesn't understand people's hearts. That's why you told me that many players chose to commit suicide when they learned that death in the game is real death—they couldn't fully believe Kayaba. What Chang Jingyan said, I still had a fluke mentality in my heart, and this kind of luck caused their deaths." It was rare for Gui Mu to speak to me so many words in such a calm tone, and when I was stunned by his words, the corner of his mouth suddenly He bent over and revealed a smug smile.

"At a time like this, it's time for the law enforcers to appear!" Hey, why are you suddenly posing for a debut!

Gui Mu completely ignored my dumbfoundedness, and just continued to talk endlessly: "I just mentioned the word 'fraud sealer' just now. According to my personal understanding, it should refer to those players who have experienced the closed beta. They have the current stage The experience that ordinary players do not have, after the start of this death game, they can obtain game resources as quickly as possible, and this will also make them hostile to ordinary players, but their experience and ability can also speed up the progress of the strategy, they It's going to be a pretty awkward situation."

He waved his hand vigorously: "It is the task of the law enforcement officers to resolve these contradictions!"

...Should I feel that I can keep up with his train of thought?

I rubbed my swollen temples: "Why do I feel like you're adding a lot of work to me?"

"Actually, law enforcers are supposed to be panaceas, right?" Gui Mu said indifferently, "I'm just helping you to clear your mind so that you can determine what you are going to do. After all, you don't know the detailed plot like the stupid and cute ones."

Why do I always feel that I hear the meaning of disgust?I pressed the protruding veins on my forehead, and decided to change the subject: "Do you want to find some monsters outside the town to practice your hands? Let's experience SAO's sword skills."

"Okay." Gui Mu readily agreed this time.

The place we are in now is the starting town, just like the novice village in ordinary online games, but it is still quite prosperous.After all, everyone is new to the game now, so of course they will all gather in the starting town.Of course, those who have participated in the closed beta must have rushed to the wild to start spawning monsters and upgrading, right?Even if they don't know that the game of death will start next, game geeks will focus on upgrading.

Compared with upgrading, Guimu seems to be more interested in various shops and NPCs in the town, so I leisurely followed him to look around and experience the virtual reality by the way.Whether it is an NPC or an item, it is the same as in reality.

"Even the food looks the same." Gui Mu said and poked the big red apple on the fruit stand, "Every apple looks different, I thought they would simply use the same materials."

"Well, so the game is doing well." I picked up an apple and planned to trade it with the stall owner, buy it and eat it.It is said that SAO's taste system is quite good, and it can feel hunger just like in reality. I just happened to be a little thirsty.

"Wait a minute," Guimu pressed my hand, "Don't waste Cole."

Cole is the currency unit in SAO. Novice players will always have some basic equipment and initial money, and I am no exception. Moreover, although I have a domineering "hidden profession" like a law enforcement officer, I am no different from ordinary players. The difference, whether the level or Cole, has to be raised slowly. Probably only the attribute is different depending on the strength of the soul.

"It's just an apple, doesn't it matter?" I frowned, and Guimu had already put down the apple in my hand, and dragged me further into the street: "The important thing now is to arm yourself and walk this way."

"Huh?" I wondered, "Guimu, do you know Lu?"

Gui Mu turned his head and knocked a chestnut on the top of my head, with a tone of resentment: "First, the game ID must be used in the game, which is the basic rule of the game! Second, just now I saw a player with no He ran over there without hesitation, he must have participated in the closed beta, and he was right to follow him!"

Well, compared to real game nerds like Guimu, I still have something to learn.

As it turns out, the Enforcer has more authority than I thought.

After I walked into the weapon shop, the NPC dressed as a blacksmith immediately bowed to me respectfully: "Master Law Enforcer, what do you want to buy when you come to my shop? I will definitely bring out the most Here you go."

I looked at Gui Mu speechlessly, and he also looked at me with his forehead raised, and then he defined it: "a game with distinct classes."

Yes, yes, as long as you have fun, isn't it all right?

The author has something to say: this time the summary is what he said to Guimu ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Personally, I feel very good about the title of Law Enforcer, which is full of middle and second senses~

Kayaba Akihiko dares to cheat on himself, and Kirito has such tricks as a cheater with two swords, what am I afraid of as a law enforcement officer!

Katsuragi is causing trouble for Sakuragi-san, in simple terms she is a babysitter~ (laughs)

There are not many game terms in the PS text, everyone should be able to understand it, right?I won't explain much.

作者我们来谈谈人生扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间:2014-05-0614:18:23

Thanks Ayu for mine, yo, do you see more like you in this chapter? =v=