Proton's Journey

"I think my grandpa wanted to knock me unconscious so that the sleepwalker couldn't come out to do strange things, but he didn't want to, he hit him so hard that he killed himself all at once..."

"Or, my grandpa just wanted to beat that sleepwalking self in a deathmatch..."

"Our family is so aggressive, like a fighting cock reincarnated..." Ruoshui said this, and suddenly giggled like a chicken.

"Of course, my story is not over yet..."

Three cups lead to the Tao, and the weak water after three cups of wine began to teach, and began to dance when telling stories.

"My grandfather's bizarre death has always been one of the unsolved tomes on the state government's desk, until my father later handled this case."

After the tailor was accidentally killed by his own tailor shop, the tailor's wife gave birth to a baby boy prematurely in grief.

Although the premature baby boy hadn't met the tailor, he perfectly inherited the tailor's combative habits. From fighting poems and sentences in the private school to fighting with people in the examination room, he was less than 20 years old. He fought to the highest official position in the state capital.

"After my father took office as a new official, the first fire was on the huge mystery in the state official case. With his combative personality, he pecked open and solved many mysteries in the case. But when he turned to the page of my grandpa's case, he couldn't peck at it."

"But my father is not born with the will to admit defeat. He insisted on solving this suspicious case in his heart and finding out the real murderer who killed my grandfather. So he pondered it day and night, and finally he solved the case. "

In fact, the one who solved this case was not Ruoshui's father, but a sleepwalker. Ruoshui's father was so troubled and angry about this suspicious case that he made something wrong with himself, and he also had the symptoms of a sleepwalker. symptom.

The sleepwalker who appeared on Ruoshui's father is a thief who likes to commit crimes late at night. He likes to wear night clothes late at night, stepping on tiles to steal from prestigious houses in the state capital to commit crimes.

The weak water father who discovered his abnormality once changed his appearance and sought medical treatment everywhere, but he still couldn't cure his sleepwalking.

Over time, the sleepwalking thief who appeared on Ruo Shui's father piled up more and more cases, but the state government still couldn't arrest the robber. A competent person to assist the case.

"My father was thinking that the thief would be caught sooner or later. Rather than taking advantage of others, it would be better to take advantage of himself, so he carefully set up a bait, weaving a big net, and portraying himself as a hero who died with the thief."

Ruoshui twisted his face and smiled at Li Kan, "I'm telling you this story, just to tell you that now I also have a sleepwalker."

"You mean that the person who surrendered to me that night was actually the sleepwalker on your body?" Li Kan shook the wine glass in his hand in shock, and half of the glass of wine spilled on the front of his clothes.

"Yes, I was not afraid of her coming, nor was I afraid of fighting her, but now I am pregnant, you don't know, once a woman becomes a mother, she will become very useless, with shortcomings in her body, and she has to do things Looking forward and backward, this is not in line with my personal style. I am afraid that I will not win this fight, so I invite you to drink and tell stories. Actually, I want to ask you for help..." Weak Shui said to raise a glass to Li Kan to invite him to drink.

"Do you want me to get you some abortion pills? Well, I'm sorry I can't help you." Li Kan was shocked and spilled the remaining half glass of wine on the front of his clothes.

"Of course not. I want you to help me keep this child. I want to give birth to him, even if he also has this disease."

"I want to give birth to him, let him see how the flowers bloom in this world, and listen to the sound of the flowing stream..."

"However, from my grandfather to my father, they have never lost the battle with sleepwalkers, rather than winning at all. I told you my secret, and I want you to help me fight me The sleepwalker on my body, at least until my child is born safely, I can’t let the sleepwalker win. I dare not tell King Zhao about this, I’m afraid that if he knows that I have this strange disease, and I give birth to a baby in the future Most of my children will also carry this disease, and with his ruthlessness, he will definitely execute me immediately."

"Li Kan, you have a kind heart. After I entered the palace, you are the most kind-tempered person to me except King Zhao."

"Li Kan, everyone says you are the smartest person in the Zhao Kingdom, so please help me, so that I can give birth to King Zhao's child!"

I don't know if it was because I was a little dizzy from drinking the wine that day, or because Ruoshui's dejected fighting cock, drooping its wings and weeping was too sensational. A hot potato that doesn't go out.

Fighting with sleepwalkers, what is a sleepwalker, it is the first time that Li Kan knows that there is such a number one person in the world from the stories told by Ruoshui.

In the next few months, Li Kan first took all kinds of messy medicines to toss himself half to death, and then he was allowed to take sick leave from Zhao Wang, and then he dyed his hair black with Shouwu ointment and pretended to be a servant. In the cold palace where he lives, he has completely lived a life of sleeping during the day and coming out at night.

Ruoshui, who came out of sleepwalking, was extremely agile, with her big belly leaping over the wall, ten or eight of the ordinary guards couldn't hold her at all.

Ruoshui from sleepwalking likes to eat sesame candy, because there is no sesame candy in the cold palace, so the most common thing for Ruoshui from sleepwalking is to go over the wall and go to the dining room of the palace to steal sesame candy.

Li Kan watched very worriedly. The sleepwalker, whose belly was growing day by day, flitted over the wall to steal sesame candies from the dining room, for fear that she would accidentally lose the baby in her stomach.

"Let's discuss with you, if you want to eat sesame candy in the future, tell me, I'll get it for you, and don't go over the wall to steal it by yourself, okay?"

The sleepwalker Ruoshui on the opposite side nodded very obediently, and blinked at Li Kan movedly.

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After several interactions, Li Kan felt that the sleepwalker Ruoshui was actually quite innocent and obedient, so today Li Kan was determined to discuss the most important issue with the sleepwalker Ruoshui.

Li Kan pulled up a chair and sat down, then discussed with Ruoshui who was gnawing on sesame candy like a squirrel, "Can you stop tinkering with abortion pills, your belly is already so big, abortion may endanger your health life."

"No, this is not discussed. I am a beautiful boy, how can I have a big belly and give birth like a woman?!" Ruoshui protested with his eyes wide open while hugging sesame sugar.

"Wait a minute, how did you become a beautiful boy?" Li Kan scratched his eyebrows and asked in confusion.

"I've always been a beautiful boy!" Ruoshui, who was gnawing on sesame candy, stopped gnawing his teeth, and looked at Li Kan with ignorant eyes.

"Uh, beautiful boy..." Li Kan grabbed his black-dyed hair with his hands, and almost took off the hair-dyed Shouwu ointment.

The author has something to say: The beautiful boy with dual personality starts weakly.