His Majesty the Demon King of Justice

Huaxia Kingdom's official press conferences have always been formal, rigid, rigid, boring, and boring. The Huaxia Kingdom bureaucrats and official spokespersons on the stage will never learn the humor of Western gentlemen, even if they need the reporters in the audience to help them. Publish some oriented articles that they expect, and they will never give the uncrowned kings even a little good face for communication.

The scene of this press conference was no different from the previous ones, until... the last group of people entered the venue.

When the armed police soldiers who were in charge of security at the scene pushed open the door of the meeting place, and the reporters who were bored by the speeches of the Chinese bureaucrats on the stage cast their gazes over, these uncrowned kings from many countries and races responded surprisingly unanimously... Some people Stop the shorthand pen, some people's jaws dropped, and some people's jaws and the pen in their hands dropped together.

The five people who were escorted into the venue by pla with "camouflage" on their faces were a fat giant panda man over two meters tall, a panda child who was held by pla, and a face full of agility and curiosity. The beautiful elves of "color", two slightly restrained little devils, but because they are so ugly that no one wants to stare at them.

When the five people walked from the gate of the venue to the release stage, they had been instructed beforehand to turn their heads to the seats of the uncrowned kings, with smiles of their own racial characteristics on their faces.

The sluggish reporters finally came to their senses, they didn't bother to pick up their missing chin, picked up the camera and flicked the flash, so the little panda man who was the most targeted by the camera raised his other arm, The small six-fingered hand blocked the round eyes, and its natural and cute movements made reporters of different genders from all over the world scream silently...

When this group of five people passed by the place closest to the press booth, a certain Slavic man sitting in the front row (really a reporter) suddenly rushed out of his seat with a red face and blurred eyes, stretched out his fluffy His big hand "touched" the weak and helpless pandaren child, and the two armed police soldiers who had been prepared for a long time rushed forward and hugged the waist and arms of this big Slavic man who was so excited that he lost his composure. its dragged away...

The frightened little panda man bit his fingers and looked puzzled at the big Slavic man who seemed hostile to him and was still struggling when he was dragged out. He raised his small head blankly and looked at pla who was leading him. He comforted him with a smile, led him to the stage, handed him over to a ministerial official who had been waiting there long ago, and reluctantly withdrew with his comrades.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Xiaoshu is good." The young and jealous ministerial official touched the pandaren child's head, picked it up, put it on his lap, and sat down on him. The nervous adult pandaren beside him said in a low voice, "You don't want Fang either, buddy, this is a formal occasion, and no one is allowed to come up and take advantage of it."

Pandaren Mu Lin was so stiff that when he sat, he put his hands on his knees like a schoolboy, and said with a sad face, "Wang Lin, there are so many people in your hometown."

"That's right, our country is also a country with a large population on Earth." Wang Lin said calmly. The conference site was in the capital city. The population of the capital city is actually smaller than that of Shanghai, but it is still enough to crush the pandaren planet. of some former kingdom.

...Well, maybe everyone hasn't paid much attention to it all the time...But our protagonist Wang Lin is indeed a ministerial-level official. Maybe it's not as good as a department-level cadre, and no one will sell his face as a ministerial-level official, but in terms of establishment, he is indeed a ministerial-level official of Huaxia Guozheng, and he has done it under the "operation" of national security and the central government Join the party through FireWire...

Of course, at this press conference where ministerial-level bigwigs gathered, Wang Lin was just there to make up and appease the Pandaren. He had nothing to do with his speeches. With his unguarded mouth, even if a reporter wanted to ask him questions No one dared to give him the microphone, who knows what amazing big words this guy who is known to be full of trains will make?

In addition to Wang Lin, the person who accompanied the elf Aslan and the two little devils was Chief Engineer Wu of the Pioneering Group. He was a serious scientist and a serious senior official in the system. The spokesperson of the ministry transferred the right to speak to Mr. Wu, and Mr. Wu who stood up energetically did not disappoint: "Friends from the press, everyone, I am the Chinese government's foreign world development group Wu Ying, chief engineer and chief designer, today, on behalf of the pioneering team, I will show you the achievements of the pioneering team during the development of foreign worlds and the ongoing first five-year plan..."

As Mr. Wu spoke, he turned on the start button on the projector, and the floor plan of the valley base and the map of the railway track on the ground appeared on the big screen behind where he was standing. Mr. Wu followed the university with a slender pointer in his hand. When he was in office, he also explained the project progress of the foreign aid construction project...

Speaking of which, Zonggong Wu can be regarded as the leading talented engineer in China. Until today, the legend of him is still circulating in the civil engineering department of a ranked domestic university. He skipped a grade to complete his studies at the age of 20. His doctoral dissertation is still a model for "reference" by his brothers and sisters in the same department. At the age of 22, he seamlessly transferred from a university professor to a bridge design engineer in China's western development plan. At 25, he participated in nearly ten of the world's top 28 bridge projects. The construction work of this project, if it weren’t for the low-key people, and there is no such thing as personality worship and idolization in China, his photo should be placed on the altar by some people who like to go against religion. Dana is right.

But...Obviously, such a systematic and scientific on-site explanation was not what the reporters expected. Style, this kind of thing that can be said is that the Huaxia people have completely finished the project without any drama to sing, there is no news, it is purely the Huaxia people showing off their achievements, it is no wonder that the uncrowned kings are interested... When Mr. Wu When the worker was talking on the stage, the reporters all held back their mouths and said nothing, for fear that this guy would talk a lot and waste everyone's time.

When Mr. Wu finished his explanation and another speaker came out, the uncrowned kings wailed from the bottom of their hearts before raising their expectations—this time it was a scholar from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences who talked about the development of foreign worlds During the period, the discovery and exploration of new varieties of plants in other worlds, as well as the adaptation of plants on the earth, especially food plants, in other worlds.

It is true that many uncrowned kings at the scene before the Chinese people are willing to openly and honestly tell the world have said things about exotic plants, but that is purely to "force" the Chinese people to be frank with pens and knives. Who the hell really eats too much To care about exotic plants? !

When the third speaker came to the stage, the uncrowned kings were almost desperate. This time, it was a geologist who talked about the academic speculation on the history of the other world through the study of mineral samples from the other world. My brain hurts... It's not good if I don't listen carefully, because it's not the first time that cunning Chinese people hide important matters in boring speeches!

Sure enough, at the end of the academic report of the geologist, he quietly added a very important sentence to the boring academic report. Explore the mountains near the base to discover diamond veins and crude oil resources with amazing reserves.

The former is actually not important enough to be able to get this kind of specification at the press conference. If the diamond veins on the earth were not controlled by De Beers, it would be enough for the people of the earth to consume. It is not worth mentioning at all, but the latter is different. ...For the sake of Mao, the White House and the Federal Reserve have the guts to print money and cut the world's wool?Because most of the crude oil resources on the earth are in the hands of the United States~

Well, of course, although this information is very important, it is not enough to immediately make the uncrowned king from the United States restless. After all, it is another world, another planet's crude oil resources, and there is a problem of transportation back and forth. Please use your brains It is not a trivial matter to estimate the transportation cost if you think about it, otherwise the wretched and sinister Chinese people would have quietly caused an economic crisis for the United States~ It is not easy for Maozi to mine resources from the Siberian permafrost. Otherwise, how could the United States be so embarrassed?

After listening to three academic reports in which Chinese people showed off their achievements, the fourth speaker who came to power finally lifted the spirits of the uncrowned kings—the speaker summarized and introduced a series of "chopping the head and tail" with the unique accent of the Chinese bureaucrats. The "government" of China allowed the reporters to speak after the operation to open up another world. The reporter from the British Times immediately raised his arms excitedly. Did you obtain the consent of the local people when wantonly "government" the land of another world and exploit the resources of another world?"

The spokesperson standing on the stage was Dong Xiaolan, Section Chief Dong smiled at this obviously digging question, and said very gracefully: "This question is very good, I have to start from the beginning... Pandaren Planet and Huaxia China has a long history of friendly exchanges. The aborigines of the Pandaren planet and the Huaxia people have been friendly and harmonious peoples from different worlds since ancient times. In the history of our country, the ancestors of the Huaxia people had communicated with the aborigines of the Pandaren planet many times record..."

Ahem, although it is a bit shameless... But the "government" of the Huaxia Kingdom will definitely not admit that the people who deal with the Pandaren planet are Earth people, but must be Chinese people. Anyway, the ethnic inheritance of the Chinese people has not been broken for thousands of years. If you like to rummage, whoever rummages, if you can find evidence, I will lose.

Setting the tone since ancient times, Dong Xiaolan changed her voice and said solemnly and sadly: "...everyone present here knows that there was a history of downfall in the land of China in the last century that is unbearable to look back on. The invaders took the lives of hundreds of millions of Chinese people with artillery fire, and many ancient historical heritages were burned and severed in the flames of war, causing the Chinese people to lose contact with the Pandaren planet for a hundred years... Until recently, those who lost contact with us Only then did the nations of friendly alien planets finally restore contact with our country, and we knew that when the Chinese people fell into the misery of their homeland, the friends of the Chinese people since ancient times, our dear friendly nation of the pandaren planet, also suffered a once-in-a-thousand-year tragedy suffering……"

Dong Xiaolan's statement is irrefutable and flawless. Many journalists with big noses here may have collected Chinese cultural relics stolen from the land of China in the last century. Who has the face to jump out and accuse her of nonsense? Woolen cloth?

Dong Xiaolan sadly recounted the tragic experience of the Pandaren planet being trampled by the invaders. Well, of course, this tragic experience is also truncated, and it is impossible to tell you the truth. Similar to the interstellar pirates of the East India Company, they did the evil things that the white invaders did in Asia, Africa and America in the last century, and disgusted the big-nosed uncrowned kings present—including the Times reporter Quite a few people inside showed a dispirited face, because of the policy of obscuring the people, ordinary citizens of the western world would even get their own capital wrong, let alone understand the history, but the people who can enter this venue must be from the white world Of course, they know that their ancestors are actually pirates, robbers and slave owners who washed their feet and went ashore... The hero Darcy in the famous love novel is the manor owner and slave owner in the background of the time. In the history of blood and tears, if the Western elites don't even count this, then don't mess around.

Dong Xiaolan's words imply that we Chinese people and the aborigines of the Pandaren planet are victims of wars of aggression. We Chinese people have never brought war suffering to the people of other countries. If you descendants of invaders want to follow Dealing with the pandaren planet is not enough, bro~

After humiliating some of the reporters at the scene with such words without any dirty words, Dong Xiaolan turned around and answered the questions raised by the Times reporter: "Our government's aid to the Pandaren Planet is based on the foundation of our two sides. The friendly exchanges since ancient times are based on the development plans for the welfare and future of the friendly peoples of the pandaren planet. The "government" of our country is not afraid of any doubts, any slander, if the journalist friends have any Questions, please ask them one by one, and all the participants in the foreign world development assistance plan, including me, will answer them in detail within the scope of our country's "government" laws and disciplines."

When these sonorous words were released, the Times reporter could only thank him and sit down, while the reporter from the New York Times quickly raised his arms upon seeing this.

"Dear Madam, is your aid plan meeting the needs of the natives of the Pandaren planet? Will your staff and "government" bureaucrats use the aid plan to persecute the natives and force them to work in your sweatshops? Are you guaranteeing the interests and human rights of the aborigines at the same time as you said? Who will guarantee the human rights of the aborigines? As far as I know, these... pitiful little guys are treated as slaves by you Generally driven by workers, can your country's "government" give a proper explanation for this?"

The Americans are more straightforward than the British, waving the human rights stick that will never stop them, and even referring to the little devil who is so ugly that people can't look directly at it as "a pitiful little guy" "...If this guy hadn't accidentally glanced at the little devil when he was speaking, and immediately looked away as if his eyelids were cramping, everyone would suspect how much this guy really cares about the human rights environment of the little devils.

"I can answer this question." Chief Engineer Wu faced the press seat with piercing eyes, and his smile was so gentle that it made people feel like spring breeze. In the construction work, these foreign employees also provided indispensable assistance. For example, in the construction of the No. 01 ground track, the foreign employees of four shifts successively solved the problems including xx and xxx for us. problem-"

Mr. Wu is a standard big industrial party, no matter how standard a man of science and technology is. The meaning of this introduction is that Mr. Wu's aesthetics is quite different from that of ordinary people... He will definitely not like young men and women who are thin and thin. On the contrary, Those who are very muscular or brainy and can become qualified industrial workers can make Mr. Wu feel "beautiful". It seems to be as cute as a pandaren child. When he spoke, he stretched out his arm and put it on the shoulder of the little devil attending the press conference in a friendly manner. Looking at his expression, he seemed to be full of pride as if he was hugging his own progressive nephew. ...

"People may have preconceived prejudices about their appearance, but what I want to say is that they are very hardworking, brave, smart and studious. For example, Comrade Qian Cong, after the first three training sessions, he can not only complete general engineering equipment fluently I have also obtained a xx-level certificate, and I have personally applied to the organization to let Comrade Qian Cong stay here for further studies..." The proud Mr. Wu kindly took the number 1037, uh, It should be Qian Cong's shoulder who "forced" the uncrowned kings to talk about how capable and witty this special little devil is, and his tone was actually similar to that of Xuanwa's parents...

With the blank faces of the uncrowned kings, the little devil Qian Cong jumped down from his seat, bowed cautiously, and tried his best to show a "friendly" smile on his face: "Hello, friends on Earth, my name is Qian Cong. "

Mr. Wu clapped his hands and applauded, his face was full of pride, the uncrowned kings were insensitive, their faces were "disordered" in the wind...

Even the New York Daily reporter who wielded the stick of human rights did not dare to beep again. After all, if he really wants to show the kind of heartfelt recognition and love for the little devil like Mr. Wu, Chenqie really has to do it. less than...

The scene of this press conference appeared on the news channels of major media around the world two hours later. Of course, it was slightly edited and some irrelevant parts were removed. The two-hour press conference was cut into a full of dry goods. The half-hour-long press conference attracted unprecedented attention, and any TV station that relayed it had achieved record-breaking ratings. At the same time, all celebrity gossip and politician gossip on the Internet also lost their former status and were gathered by netizens all over the world. The only topic of discussion left was the construction and development of foreign worlds expressed by the Chinese people.

Of course... Unlike those politicians who rely on global public opinion to create pressure on China, netizens around the world don't care whether the little devil is being treated harshly or whether the Chinese are making deals with the devil. Everyone All I paid attention to were the two pandaren, one big and one small, who appeared at the press conference, especially the clips of the two pandaren speaking to the camera in stumbling Chinese, which were made into animations and short videos, and were widely distributed around the world. The online world is going crazy.

In front of these two cute giant pandas, even the beautiful elf with pointed ears loses its color...

In desperation, the political leaders of various countries had no choice but to follow the trend and change the direction of public opinion. The next day, during the Earth Carnival Day celebrated by the living pandaren, the British and American political heavyweights made televised speeches. The spearhead pointed at the issue of the Chinese people's attitude towards the human rights and environment of the aborigines on the pandaren planet that the Chinese people deliberately bypassed at the press conference the day before; The video of the circus shows that the Chinese people will use these lovely creatures to the extreme and force them to do things they don’t want to do for the benefit of the Chinese people, but people around the world don’t seem to see this. All he knows is to cheer mindlessly to the Pandaren.

In short—since the Chinese use the pandaren's cuteness as a weapon to brutally suppress the bad impression of hiring little devils, then let's raise the status of the pandaren infinitely until "be kind to the pandaren" becomes a global standard. The prevailing political correctness, when you Chinese people treat the pandaren is wrong, do the pandaren have human rights or do we have the final say with loud voices?At that time, you Huaxia people will still hold on to that alien world, and won't even let us drink some soup?

This kind of method is actually very old-fashioned, but it is indeed very practical. For example, Hong Kong real estate developers insist on hyping up environmental protection as political correctness, and forcing Chief Executive Dong to admit that the interests of real estate developers are far higher than the living environment of Hong Kong citizens. Forced to abandon the low-rent housing project in Hong Kong... You know that a bunch of bad guys are using this to make trouble, but you just have no countermeasures.

But the Huaxia people are not helpless. If you want to raise the status of the pandaren infinitely, then we will let you understand that the pandaren are not the only peoples in other worlds, and expose those of you who want to use the pandaren to make trouble. Shameless politician, so the old head of the Special Security Bureau personally gave an order to Minister Wang of the Ministry of Property Protection, and Minister Wang personally "operated" to cut a video compilation of the Huaxia Infrastructure Construction Group and the local aborigines "as a family" come out~

So Chen Youxiao played with pandaren, Xiao Jing played with pandaren, General Liu's two regiments played with pandaren, pandaren and Huaxia people, and people from other worlds worked together to build a dungeon, and other clips were broadcast directly to the public on CCTV Central. Internet downloading is open; in this informative and official video of the Pandaren Planet Aid Program public declassification, people on earth not only know that the alien planet that has friendly relations with Chinese people "since ancient times" also has similar appearances to people on earth The human race, and I also know that there are so many pandaren over there, so many that the little brothers and sisters of the Huaxia PLA Special Operations Group who make people envious and jealous can "feel" each of them to the point of enjoying themselves...

Uh, in fact, the number of pandaren contained in the dungeon has just passed the 700 mark, and the piece rescued from the two Angail branches by the pioneering team on the Elf Continent is less than a thousand. For Gale Corporation, it is a very valuable resource that is easy to sell...not so many that everyone has one, but the earth people can't tell who is the pandaren, so a beautiful misunderstanding arises like this.

People on earth will be excited when they see the Chengdu base drying dumplings, let alone seeing live pandaren full of pits and valleys?So the rhythm brought up by Britain and the United States just the day before disappeared, and even a frenzy of frenzied influx of Chinese embassies to apply for visas started all over the world...

At this time, the spokesperson of the Huaxia Ministry of Foreign Affairs appeared on the stage again, and directly made a TV speech, speaking confidently, forcefully, and confidently: "Huaxia, which has 56 ethnic groups, has never heard of any racial discrimination. The people of our country have never had the habit of discriminating against others on the basis of race, skin color, nationality, or blood. China has been an inclusive and inclusive multi-ethnic family since ancient times. Discrimination for making inappropriate remarks, because all you say is meaningless nonsense!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

In a certain place in Huaxia Kingdom, a middle-aged man who left the military compound to do business saw the scene on TV that his father, who had been away from home for many days on a secret mission, was eating with adult pandaren, and his jaw dropped to the ground.