His Majesty the Demon King of Justice

No matter what kind of artistic language is used to describe it, people on earth are intelligent creatures who base their liking and disliking on the visual. If the protagonist in "Lolita" is a yellow-haired girl with a big brain, nose, big buck teeth, then The so-called most taboo, hazy and most "sincere" love has no soil for germination at all (sneer); if the heroine in "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily" is a married "wife" with a slovenly figure, a fat ball face and an ugly contemporary unsalted woman Female, then the process of the heroine's fall would not have aroused the emotion of so many literary youths... Another example, if the artists in the Renaissance period hadn't beautified the very Cthulhu-style creatures in the earliest monotheistic murals, the beauties with wings , Various subcultures about angels will not bloom all over the world; if it is not for filmmakers to beautify ugly and dirty vampires into polite blood-sucking gentlemen, it remains to be considered whether many famous romance novels can appear in the world... …

In short, beauty is justice. Whether you admit it or not, this is a truth recognized by people all over the world. More than 75% of the content in the exposed video is the scene of Chinese people dealing with ugly little devils. This is enough for people all over the world to feel confident Put the Chinese people on the side of evil -- then since you have been labeled as evil and put on the opposite side of the public, any accusations against you will be grandiose, and there will be no arbitrary guesses about you. This seems to be a legitimate excuse; not to mention that even in the 21st century, even if the size of China has dared to wrestle with the earth's police, most, pay attention, are the most profound impressions of most people on the earth. , Huaxia is still a backward oriental barbarian, and the streets are full of rickshaw pullers and big braids in the Third World. The connection... So the painting style of messages in various languages ​​on Youtubie is conceivable.

A certain invisible wall can't stop all kinds of belittling speculations and criticisms at all when the Internet world is becoming more and more borderless. Within 24 hours, various Chinese folk translation teams will put these vicious The curse hangs back on the world's largest regional network.If we want to talk about the best advantage of the Chinese people, it is that they can quickly unite and unite in the face of external pressure. The army quickly plowed through the messages of netizens from various countries...Compared with crowd tactics, the Chinese people have never been afraid.

It's a pity that the mutual spraying on the Internet is not a victory. The remarks of netizens, especially those of Chinese netizens, can hardly make those mainstream media masters on the earth willing to condescend to listen. When the homepage of Yoututurtle was almost paralyzed, the major media headed by North America issued severe criticisms to the Chinese people and the Chinese "government" internationally, believing that the Chinese "government" concealed what people around the world were doing. evil plan of...

Huaxia remained silent on this.

Otherwise, what if you forcefully argue that the video is just a movie, and the little devils are all CG creatures?I'm sorry that when the mainstream media accused Huaxia, they specially invited a Hollywood special effects master to comment. With the clarity of the mobile phone camera made by Huaxia, even if the cut-off screen is magnified thousands of times, there is no evidence that there is any difference in pixel particles. Every frame in the video is a real shot... The sprites in the front can also be said to be special effects makeup, and the piles of waist-high little things in the back are even special effects makeup. Where can you find so many special actors?

And just when the global mainstream media was writing about the "malicious conspiracy" of the "government" of Huaxia, the anonymous contributor dropped a blockbuster again--Ya submitted a second shocking body video.

This shocking video knows how to figure out the minds of foreign gentlemen. The total length of the 5-minute video is full of scenes of Chinese women interacting with little devils. What is shocking is that this video also contains many Chinese women. *Conversations between humans and little devils, those hideous and ugly creatures actually know how to use the Chinese language...

Undoubtedly, this is the ironclad proof that the Chinese people made deals with the devil. The excited North American media even took "Descendants of the Dragon?"Descendants of the devil? "The headline like this was put on the front page headline... What is more in line with the political correctness of the Western world than Chinese people who belittle different ideologies and always want to challenge their own boss status?

If it is said that Chinese people are used to being accused of such things by the mainstream media around the world and don't care, then something else revealed in this video is still enough to make people disturbed - the second video captures a lot of people in the wild. In the picture, most of the plants in the picture are species that a biologist can tell are by no means on earth.Compared with making deals with demons, this is what Chinese people are least willing to be exposed.

But... the video submitted by this anonymous person was too exposed, and the video with over [-] million views on the same day quickly attracted the attention of biologists from all over the world. Embassies, and countries that have the energy and ability to pay attention to foreign affairs, have interviewed the local Chinese embassy...

"Which bastard violated the rules!" Political commissar Tong threw the documents from the country on the table, and swears in anger, "This must have been leaked from our place, and the investigation will turn the world upside down. Catch the violating pests!"

Bai Wu's face was also quite ugly: "The video of the elves being contained was taken by people from the scientific team. It was circulated internally for a while as a new thing. Later, biologists discovered that the elf Aslan was physically weak. The "gender" of the video was changed to female and it was not reposted, but at that time I didn't think about asking everyone to delete this video... Regarding the foreign workers, the source is more complicated, and the soldiers don't know Shooting, but... including people in my team, there are people who couldn't hold back their curiosity to shoot."

"Wait, are there any internal circulation of these videos?" Tong Political Commissar realized something was wrong.

Bai Wu's face became even more ugly: "Yes, the network here can't be connected to the country, so no one cares about the internal video circulation..."

Tong's political commissar was so annoyed that he couldn't make a sound. It was okay to say that there were few people who came earlier, especially the first group of people. They had to pass a lot of political reviews before they were eligible to step through the space door.After increasing the development efforts later, all kinds of state-owned enterprise personnel and administrative personnel at various levels who were subsequently deployed in China will not be so strict in political review, except that they are not allowed to bring mobile phones, computers, paper documents, etc. back to the country and abide by confidentiality. In addition to the regulations, other aspects have been relaxed a lot—now the Pioneering Group has dozens of departments, hundreds of sub-departments, and tens of thousands of people. There is no way for so many people to maintain the same strict management system as in the early days To do things, you must know that although the manpower for the infrastructure projects here is largely dependent on foreign hired workers, the little devil can only perform relatively basic mechanical operations, and there are no skilled workers transferred from various domestic units to support the various places. It is not acceptable.

"Let's sort out the list of people who have applied to return to China to visit their relatives within half a month... No, sort out the past one by one, and cooperate with comrades in the country to investigate." Political Commissar Tong took a deep breath to suppress his anger, "There is a daily The personnel of the transportation unit entering and leaving should also be checked. Even if there is no access to the core area, if there is a situation of self-timer videos circulating inside us, then it is possible for them to take out memory cards, USB drives, chips and the like. "

"The investigation has already begun, and I have also applied for the assistance of the comrades from Guoan." Bai Wu nodded, paused, and added, "I asked Section Chief Dong of Guoan to contact the Department of Property Security, and let the staff of the Department of Property Security Comrade, also pay attention to the situation on the pandaren side...Since there is a leak on our side, we should be more careful there."

"They didn't put the space gate there 24 hours a day to let people pass through. What they rely on to go back and forth... Teleporting the ball, the work of keeping secrets is much easier than ours." Commissar Tong couldn't help but smiled wryly.In addition to being angry and annoyed, he is more concerned about the pain in his heart at the moment... When the pioneering team leaked a secret, don't ask that the first responsible person is Colonel Geng, the chief officer of the pioneering team, and Tong Xinwu is the second responsible person ——It is clear here and in the country that Colonel Geng has adopted a strategy of completely decentralizing administrative and internal affairs in order to avoid suspicion, which means that the first person responsible should be Tong Xinwu.

Even if the leaker is found out this time, the impact that has already been caused cannot be reduced. In other words, when a successor is elected in the country, he, the political commissar at the regiment level, will have to honestly hand over the work at hand... ...If it is better, it will be promoted to a higher level and transferred back to other military regions in the country. If it is worse, it is estimated that it will return to China for investigation.

No matter where he develops, Tong Xinwu's tenure in the Pioneering Group has entered a countdown state, and it is absolutely impossible for him to be in a good mood.How many times can a person have the opportunity to step on a foreign world to expand the territory and make contributions to the country in a lifetime?He lived to be 40 years old and encountered such a good opportunity. I was very happy and happy. If he was to leave the pioneering group and leave the other world, no matter what, he would not be willing to do so.

"Is it possible that someone in the group is hostile to me and uses this method to target me?" Deep in his heart, Tong Xinwu naturally had such an idea, but this idea is untenable in Tong Xinwu's view, and the central government can't figure it out. Will more people in charge cause the three monks to have no water to eat?That is impossible, so in order for the work in the other world to be carried out smoothly, the leadership team of the pioneering group has put in a lot of effort from the central government, either the chief of staff of the General Staff, Colonel Yang Feng of the Army Aviation Brigade, who is purely here. The deputy is either Colonel Geng or Bai Wu, who knows his own situation and will not fight for anything, or is a pure scientist like Chief Engineer Wu, Dr. Xu, and Academician Liu. On the shoulders of political workers and cadres at the regimental level, the state rest assured that they will not let him cultivate too much ambition.

If these people have a competitive mentality towards Tong Xinwu, then first of all, the central government will not allow them to come to another world...

In terms of internal personnel struggles, the Huaxia people who have unified the political structure for thousands of years are very proficient. In fact, it also proves the natural combat effectiveness of the Huaxia people in personnel struggles. It is affordable to be a prime minister in some small countries... For example, a Chinese immigrant who has been tossing around in Africa for a few years has become a local chieftain king or something, and this is not an isolated case.Whether the political situation in a region can be understood from top to bottom, in fact, often depends on whether the central government attaches importance to it and whether there is a strategic need. To put it bluntly, it is something that ordinary people cannot accept. Er Qing.

Tong Xinwu, who has been a political cadre for more than ten years, can't even be troubled by such a simple situation, so he is very entangled... It is impossible for people at his level to bring things to this point for internal fighting, don't It is said that he is at the same level as him, even those second and third generations who have mixed into state-owned enterprises are not so stupid, and even the personnel struggles of grassroots units will not create such an ugly situation (the description of grassroots personnel struggles movie, recommend "Face to Face, Back to Back"), everyone is stirring in the same pot, who would smash the pot because of resentment towards a certain colleague?How did such a stupid person live to such an old age?

Not only is Tong Xinwu not sure, but Bai Wu is also very confused. He transferred to the Special Security Bureau earlier. The Special Security Bureau is a purely confidential unit, and the personnel struggle is not as complicated as that of the government or grassroots departments. However, this does not mean that Bai Wu's ability is idle. What kind of person is the old chief of the Special Security Bureau? Big boss who puts too much pressure on you?

Well, the two people who are at a loss probably will never be able to communicate with the mentally retarded... When they did the first wave of screening, although they also found Tong Zhendong who had returned to China to visit relatives during the dangerous time, they did not include him. Tong Zhendong is the focus of the investigation——after all, Tong Zhendong is still relatively upright and popular. His deceased uncle was a veteran during the Anti-Japanese War. His father relied on his uncle's little network resources to enter the officialdom and worked hard for more than [-] years. When it comes to the deputy governor, he has a nephew relationship with Tong Xinwu, and he is a middle-level manager in a state-owned enterprise. He is also a shrewd and capable young man, who knows how stupid this guy is?

The Pioneering Group is conducting an internal investigation of the lawsuit. In China, due to the continuous video exposure on Youtubie, the brainwashing of major mainstream media, and the nonsense of domestic "uncrowned kings", the public opinion situation has gradually turned unfavorable to Huaxia. In the situation of the "government", domestic people are gradually showing negative signs of doubting that the "government" is really doing something bad:

One is that the "alien" in the video is so ugly that it is hard to look directly at it, but they speak Chinese. Even if they are relatively close to these aliens, most Chinese people will never accept that they are slandered The pla, can't stop more and more people from starting to say crooked words.

The second is that the plants that appeared in the video were recognized by the wild botanists among the Chinese people... Uh, anyway, they were recognized by the biology enthusiasts in China as not belonging to the plants of the earth, so it is worthwhile to know where the video was taken Doubtful; coupled with the fact that Chinese people have had hell and reincarnation since ancient times, then some Chinese people with big brains will drag it to the fact that the Chinese "government" is indeed making a deal with the devil, and even went to the hell where the devil is to get aid The construction seems to be very reasonable-who let the Chinese people deal with the third world countries from the beginning of aid construction?

Hmm... Although not all Chinese people will be worried for no reason by this kind of argument that has no accurate statement, there are still many netizens who firmly believe that the country must be right to speak out for the motherland, but after all, the voice of the people is so loud that it alarmed the central government. As a result, the bigwigs of Huaxia Kingdom held several meetings and expanded meetings, and listened to the old policemen including the Special Security Bureau, the National Security Department and the Ministry of Property Security, as well as the Security Management Bureau, a department directly under the police on the Pioneering Group. After the opinions, a decision was finally made: In order to quell the bad public opinion in the country, the country's aid and construction plan for friendly planets should be exposed in advance.

Obviously, although this decision was a bit hasty, it did not surprise the insiders in the system. After all, the "government" of the Huaxia Kingdom determined that this matter would be declassified to the people sooner or later at the beginning of the foreign world expansion operation. Anyway, the Huaxia Army Setting foot on a foreign land is not for the purpose of brutally colonizing the locals and bringing war and death. How can the Chinese "government" not dare to decrypt it?It’s just that the “government” of China wants to decipher it. It is more hoped that the dust of the war in the foreign world will be settled. After the declassification, it will allow Chinese people to go there to experience the customs of the foreign world, understand the country’s efforts, and recognize the suffering of aliens being colonized. , It can even allow private capital to be transferred to other worlds for investment, holding back the old thinking of speculating in domestic real estate... During the peaceful time period, it is not easy to learn to understand peace while deepening the patriotic awareness of the people, rather than in the current colonists' peace The embarrassing period when the Gale company has not been driven out——

The reason, to put it bluntly, is very simple. The eyes of the people are discerning, but the people are also one-sided, one-sided, and "fucking" (sometimes right-handed). Knowing that the friendly planet of the earth is colonized, the people will Blame the "government" for not immediately using the strongest military means to drive away the colonists; knowing that the Chinese army lost Dongfeng Express there, the people will blame the "government" for not caring for the environment and letting nuclear bombs pollute the fresh and natural air in other worlds; Knowing that the Huaxia people let the suffering aliens work to feed them, the people will accuse the "government" of being cold-blooded and ruthless and unreasonable. It will be said that the people in the west are still grazing, and the children in the mountainous areas have not yet learned...

Compared with these hard-to-serve grandpas in China, the benefits of foreign countries wanting to "intervene" in are not so troublesome... To deal with those big noses with upturned nostrils and greedy tongues growing out of their eyes, if the Chinese people can't show their skills That's unscientific.

August 2018, 27 is a day worthy of being recorded in history.The press conference held by Huaxia Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ministry of National Security, Ministry of Public Security, Ministry of Agriculture, Ministry of Military Speech, Ministry of Industry and Information Technology and other departments was held in a Yutai Hotel in Beijing. Reporters from domestic and foreign news media and TV stations arrived early Assembled at the scene, those who are qualified to enter the venue will naturally stride into the venue with their heads held high and under the attention of the armed police on duty. Journalists from all walks of life who are not qualified to enter the venue and have not received invitation letters also surrounded the venue on three floors Porcelain solid, long|guns and short cannons aimed at the gate of the venue and the lane separated by armed police soldiers in front of the gate-this posture of waiting for battle is not treated like this even by the President of the United States. You must know that the group outside the venue is not qualified to enter the venue Randomly picked out by the reporters might be the winner of the Pulitzer Prize...

After the news media and TV stations that were invited to enter the arena, another ten minutes later, several red flag cars drove up on the driveway separated by armed police soldiers, and the people who got out of the cars were at least the ministerial-level bosses of Huaxia Guozheng. Two of them appeared at the national and deputy national level. Those familiar faces who occasionally appeared on the news network caused bursts of exclamation from the reporters who were unable to enter the venue. The rhythm of the flashing lights was crazier than the lights of a rock concert... …

After the "entry ceremony" of these bigwigs, three more ... PLA infantry fighting vehicles came.

That's right, there are really three 12-type 8x8 wheeled armored infantry fighting vehicles in active service slowly driving towards the flashing lights. The four pla with their upper body exposed on the body are all fully armed and looking around vigilantly. His bravery is oncoming, even battlefield reporters who are used to seeing elite soldiers and warriors will have to sway if they accidentally meet the sight of these PLAs.

Three infantry fighting vehicles stopped in front of the venue, and the armed police on duty quickly stepped forward and surrounded the battlefield. The armed police who were relatively "kind" to the reporters now showed that they regarded everyone as The menacing eyes of the enemy agents... So some reporters who were bolder and wanted to take the opportunity to rush out of the cordon were honest. If they dared to stand out at this time, they would probably be shot lightly.

"What kind of important person is he, who is more ostentatious than the vice-national boss?" These domestic and foreign reporters who hadn't had their turn to enter the venue became even more curious, regardless of those who squeezed in front and behind, they tried their best to open their eyes and focus on the camera. The top door of the infantry fighting vehicle—

Then, the thousands of reporters crowded outside the venue saw a scene that made them suspect that there was something wrong with their eyes... A pair of fluffy black arms protruded from the top of the chariot door, He held up a little panda man who was more than 70% similar to a giant panda cub, but had an obvious human body shape and was wearing human child clothes and handed it out.

The pla fighters waiting on the roof of the car took the little pandaman carefully, and handed it to the comrades who had jumped off the car and waited aside.

The soldier standing on the ground took the little panda man and put it on the ground. When he stopped, he seemed to be unable to bear it, and touched the top of the opponent's fluffy head; the little panda man showed a cute smile, In the not-so-standard Huaxia language, he said softly, "Thank you, Uncle."

At this time, the owner of the pair of black, fluffy arms that the little panda man handed out also climbed out holding the car door. The head of this person is more than 70% similar to that of a giant panda. Wearing an oversized t-shirt and jeans, he has a chubby body, his stomach got stuck when he climbed out of the car door, and the two pla fighters worked together to "get" him out... Well, although he is bloated and crawls It was a bit laborious to get out, but this fat, tall guy was very flexible, he jumped off the chariot easily, stood in place, moved his arms and legs, and smiled and said something to the PLA fighter next to him .

After the thousands of reporters present were shocked because of a certain online game that was popular all over the world, countless people uttered the same exclamation in different languages: "Bear, Pandaren?! Pandaria?!!"

That adult pandaren has sharp eyes and ears, and I don't know if he understands what the earthling reporters called him. Anyway, he didn't look shocked when he heard the commotion of the crowd around him, but turned his head to look at the madman. The reporters who pressed the shutter waved their arms, and their vivid faces, especially like giant pandas, burst into bright smiles...

At this moment, a humanoid creature with obvious features climbed out from the roof door of the second infantry fighting vehicle... He, no, it should be her, with exquisite facial features like a highly photoshopped flat hard-lit star, and a head There are a pair of pointed ears with a length of about ten centimeters on both sides, wearing a well-fitting Zhongshan suit (don’t ask why it is a Zhongshan suit), and after quickly jumping off the chariot, he looks around with those wet and curious eyes crowd.

...Uh, if such an elf with special effects makeup appeared in normal times, regardless of whether it is true or not, it would definitely attract the attention of the crowd, but under the brilliance of the big and small panda people, the brilliance of the elf Aslan is not enough Look... even the two little devils in extra-small costumes that came out of the third car got more attention than Aslan...

Five "aliens" with very different characteristics only stayed outside the venue for tens of seconds before entering the venue under the protection of a large group of armed police and pla. Photos from various angles and short videos of the "alien" who appeared in the show have washed up the global social network.