[Honghuang] Every time I go through calamities, I see Zulong hatching eggs

For Ji Wujiu, he was looking forward to the start of the journey to the west as early as when Nuwa was mending the sky, not because he was so looking forward to seeing Buddhism go eastward, but because he wanted to see the elegant demeanor of the Monkey King with his own eyes.

He remembered that when he was watching "Journey to the West", he felt that the first eight chapters of Monkey King's havoc in the Heavenly Palace were the most enjoyable. After Monkey King was crushed on Wuzhi Mountain and escorted Tang Monk westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, he felt less refreshed than before.

One of Ji Wujiu’s great regrets is that at the beginning of Journey to the West in history, he was only a little monk who had not opened up his spiritual wisdom for a long time. According to the classification method, he was only a meteorite spirit. When they traveled to the west, they had to hide away on purpose, so as not to be misunderstood that they coveted the Tang monk's meat.

To make up for the regrets of the previous life in this life, Ji Wujiu sometimes really feels that God treats him well.So after rushing through the little plan Wukong developed by himself and piercing the sky with the golden cudgel he knocked from the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and then giving Haotian and Baguio a random beating, he was refreshed and satisfied, Wave your hand to let the monkey do whatever it wants, don't provoke a few saints, and help him take care of any other enemies.

"Uncle Jiu, you are so kind to me." Ji Wukong lowered his head, he proclaimed himself the Monkey King after making a fuss in the Heavenly Palace, but just like Ji Wujiu, he felt very happy when he made a fuss, and felt bored when it was over. up.

He reached out and scratched the monkey hair all over his face, and squatted down on the ground holding the stick: "I don't know where to go, I don't know what to do..." After a pause, he couldn't help complaining, "Why? Just let me kill a three-in-three-out in Heavenly Court so easily?"

Ji Wukong found it very incomprehensible. The legendary Jade Emperor who ruled the sky, and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, how could it be so stupid?Was he defeated by a group of monkeys and grandchildren led by himself?

Ji Wujiu nodded his head solemnly: "You are right, I shouldn't bother you, let Tathagata help Haotian town, slap to death, you will definitely not have to worry about what to do next." , I don’t know how to be blessed when I am in the blessing. If it weren’t for your Uncle Jiu, the right hand of Jieyin would have been in close contact with you for 500 years.

Ji Wukong laughed twice: "Only by him?"

"Do you really think you are the boss of the whole world after a disturbance in the Tiangong?" Ji Wujiu also laughed, and then put a smile on his face and said, "Now you can't even be considered invincible below a saint, so your tail will be raised first. Forget it, others don't care, even saints dare not look down, Wukong, don't you feel that you are a little arrogant?"

"..." Ji Wukong was wearing a tiger skin skirt that Ji Wujiu made for him after he slaughtered a thousand-year-old tiger. I came back to my senses in the thought of "Great", "Uncle Jiu, I don't think I can beat you and Uncle Long, and I can't beat Uncle Long in this life. Saints are not easy to mess with, but other people, I think At least you can fight!"

Since this kid owes repairs and training, Ji Wujiu quickly pointed him in a direction to find abuse: "Jiejiao's chief disciple, Kong Xuan, is recognized as a difficult person under the sages, no matter how old he is, how old are you?" But since you call me uncle, let's count him as your peer."

He didn't mention his son, even though his own children are no worse than Kong Xuan, but there is no reason for a father to point out monkey meat sandbags to his sons, in Ji Wujiu's eyes his sons grow up They are all sensible and well-behaved, so Ji Wukong should leave Kong Xuan to have a headache.

What Ji Wujiu appreciates about the little monkey is that this guy is really daring, he has never been timid before fighting. Penglai Island.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. Let alone seeing Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan’s second younger brother Daoist Duobao beat him back. Ji Wujiu saw that Ji Wukong’s nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was gnashing his teeth and writing the infiltration plan. ——Since the Shang and Zhou conferred gods, all the disciples have been restrained by the order of the whole world, and the gate guards are strict, so it is not easy to mix in.

This shows that the monkey will not have to worry about finding something to do in the next few hundred years. Ji Wujiu is very satisfied and feels that he can go back and forth to the stars to see everyone's situation, so he bids farewell to the monkey and leaves Huaguo Mountain .

As soon as he returned to Tanlangxing, he saw Zulong making a snowman with Xiaoba and Xiaojiu.In the past, my sons all liked to play football. At that time, the football was still played by a small ball. Unfortunately, after he transformed into a shape, he could never change back to the original cute lotus seed shape.

It is also easy for everyone to get a durable football instead, but seeing that Xiaoqiu is very disappointed by this, in order to take care of his emotions, he gradually seldom plays football.Making snowmen has only recently become popular. Zulong simulated snowfall on the stars, Xiaoqiu squatted down, and Xiaoba and Xiaojiu grabbed the snow and patted him.

Xiaoqiu, whose face was covered in snow with a smirk by Chi Kiss, wasn't annoyed at all, and laughed out loud, her chubby chin trembling non-stop.

Negative Chi kicked the troublesome Chi Kiss, and quickly said: "Brother Qiu, don't laugh, the snow that was so hard to cover makes you laugh."

Originally, he was playing snowball fights, but Xiaoqiu's cultivation level was slightly higher, and he was afraid that he would hurt the two little brothers if he went crazy, so he switched to this kind of gentle game that was not dangerous.

Zulong is not interested in this. He mainly plays with his sons. For thousands of years, he has been running around the world with the great god, consciously ignoring these two young sons who were just born. When he has free time, he naturally tries to make up for it. .

In a blink of an eye, seeing his great god standing not far away with a smile on his face, Zu Long's eyes lit up, and he immediately threw off Xue Xue and walked up to him with light fox steps: "Brother Ji is back?" He frowned and complained, "You look like a monkey, have you gone to Huaguo Mountain to see monkeys again?"

He wondered sometimes, with so many children in his family, he didn't see how much fatherly spirit Ji Wujiu had. They all grew up freely like prison cows, but they were especially special to a dead monkey that jumped out of a rock. Interested, he also taught him the special skills of beating the Jade Emperor. Even his sons haven't gotten this kind of treatment yet.

Ji Wujiu looked around and asked, "Where are they?"

"They all ran away." Zu Long was immediately changed from the topic, and with a bit of mystery of sharing gossip, he whispered, "Lu Shu is in love, and they formed a group to watch!"

As a single young man, Lu Shu has already become a member of Yuanhui, and he has long been the only one left in his race. As expected, Ji Wujiu was also startled, and hurriedly asked: "Who is it?"

The aesthetics of each race is different. Lu Shu likes to look the same as himself. He has the face of a donkey and the body of a tiger, so he has praised the long dragon face of Zulong and Evil Zhu, and also praised the black and white of Bi An. stripe.

Ji Wujiu speculates that it should be a little female donkey in the lower realm. Speaking of donkeys, the one that Zhang Guolao rides backwards is more famous in mythology, but there is no comparison with Lu Shu at all.Ren Lu Shu is now a quasi-sage, a veteran figure, and his name is well-known in the prehistoric world, and he has drawn red lines for Taoist ancestors and demon ancestors.

Although Ji Wujiu wouldn't pick his nose and eyes at his daughter-in-law like a wicked mother-in-law, and he didn't have to be particular about being well-matched, but he also felt that it would be too bad for Lu Shu to get along with a little female donkey, but it didn't matter, love only It is eternal, as long as Lu Shu likes it.

Zulong laughed strangely, and said: "I heard that the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Lu Shu and Ezhu met when they went to the West Sea to make trouble."

When Ji Wujiu heard it, he felt that it would be easier for him to accept it than Zhang Guolao's donkey. He paused for a while before he realized, and asked, "The third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea?" Fuck, isn't this the legendary White Dragon Horse ?When did the prehistoric world become so small?

Zu Long didn't understand why he reacted so strongly, and nodded with a bit of bewilderment: "It's strange to say, he is obviously a little white dragon, and Lu Shu insists that he must be beautiful if he turns into a horse. Now every day Pound someone to show him how to transform into a horse."

Ji Wujiu asked curiously: "What is the reaction of the third prince?"

"The third prince is also strange. He was always fine before. 30 years ago, he suddenly had a dream and convulsions. He insisted that he should be a white dragon horse. He ran to Shepan Mountain and said that he would wait for a white and fat monk and a Lei Gongzui. I ate the monk’s horse, and then turned into a horse to accompany them to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures.” Zu Long was a little surprised when he said that, there was so much joy in the wilderness, and a group of mentally handicapped children didn’t know what to think.

He shrugged his shoulders: "Anyway, the two of you hit it off right away. Side by side, you have to run a hundred and eighty laps around the Snake Mountain in a day."

It seems that it may not be a bad thing for me to lose the world where the Buddha Dharma went east.Ji Wujiu blinked his eyes, remained silent for a while, then spread his hands and said, "We can no longer understand the world of young people."

A Ji Wukong and a little white dragon, he was thinking that the two protagonists of Journey to the West seemed to be idle and didn't know what to do, should he go to the Heavenly Court to get the Canopy Marshal and the Curtain General, and pull them together? A Westward Journey tour group is coming out?