[Honghuang] Every time I go through calamities, I see Zulong hatching eggs

The development of human beings is very rapid, dynasties have changed from generation to generation, the Zhou Dynasty has passed, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing are all passing by in the blink of an eye, Ji Wujiu has waited for a long time for the Buddhism to go eastward, and there is no follow-up article, but he is indeed in Dongsheng. A lively little stone monkey was dug out from the crevice, and he named it "Ji Wukong", and he helped him make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace behind the scenes, which is considered to have passed his own addiction to the great sage Su Qitian.

They received the news from the stars in the early days of the Republic of China. After the birth of the three-yuan meeting, the little ball finally succeeded in transforming. Ji Wujiu and Zulong returned to the stars to congratulate them.

The existence of the little ball is a secret that is tacitly understood by everyone in the prehistoric world. After a long time, the saints naturally found out that their teacher had a child, but seeing that Hongjun never mentioned it in public, they pretended not to know.

Since the child doesn't like to be in the limelight, then give him a quiet space to grow up. Hongjun really doesn't like to let the little ball appear in the eyes of too many people, so he is very satisfied with the behavior of a few apprentices pretending to be stupid.

On the same day, he and Luo Hu, as the father of Xiaoqiu, also came to Jiuchongtian to congratulate the child. After Xiaoqiu took shape, he still looked like a child, a round fat doll with three heads and a body, his small arms were cut off like lotus roots, and his flesh was stacked. The meat is too chubby.

Luo Hu looked at the child and began to worry. After asking, he realized that this stinky child was very unwilling to transform, saying that after transforming, he would not be able to play as a ball for his brothers.But his age is there, and his talent is high. Even if he doesn't take the initiative to cultivate and deliberately suppresses his cultivation, his body will absorb the energy of the world and collect it. After passing the lotus seed period, he was semi-forced into form.Although it can still return to its original shape after the successful transformation, the small ball is no longer a lotus seed, but a blooming lotus flower.

Because he misses his shape as a small ball so much, the transformed human figure is also like a ball. After Luo Hu figured out the cause and effect, he had an expression on his face that he didn't know whether it was horrible or hated iron and steel, and his heart was filled with embarrassment. He shrank back into Hongjun's arms and groaned.

The two present here are not very familiar with each other, the rest such as Shi Qilin Lu Shu and others are all old friends of Ji Wujiu and Zulong who are not familiar with each other, so they played for a little longer, waiting for them After returning to the human world after the banquet, I found that the human world has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Zu Long held a brick-sized thin phone in his hand and kept pressing it non-stop. He has now deliberately dissipated his cultivation, so as not to accidentally poke a hole in the phone. He said curiously: "Does this thing look good?" Great, it's interesting."

Ji Wujiu has experienced all stages of the development of human technological civilization from the beginning to the end, but it was a long time ago, and he has long since forgotten it completely. Seeing the computer cars and the like, he also feels Quite novel.

The two of them are now in the human world, they are two scumbags, they find everything interesting, Ji Wujiu also carried forward his habit of going online, and let out a sigh of relief: "Do you remember that we were halfway through drinking, feeling The world below trembled twice? That’s the human’s primordial bullet.”

Even if this power makes them seem surprised, it is almost equivalent to a full-strength blow from Jinxian at his peak, which shows that technology has changed the world.

The two bumpkins strolled around, and Ji Wujiu sensed that there was an acquaintance nearby. He dragged Zulong all the way to the entrance of a university, raised his chin towards the teaching building, and said cheerfully: "We son."

He was talking about Xiaofeng and the eldest prince who ran away from home thousands of years ago, because the classroom was in class, so they didn't go in to disturb them. They lay on the outside of the classroom window and looked in, and saw Xiaofeng with short hair Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, he is teaching advanced mathematics to more than 100 students.

The eldest prince of the Yaozu clan had medium-length hair, even dyed yellow, and was sitting in the first row, pretending to be listening to the class with a textbook in his hand.

The two of them have been obsessed with role-playing games since they were in the lower realm. They have been military officers, businessmen and scientists, and they have been playing teacher-student romance for the past ten years.

Xiaofeng's cultivation level is naturally incomparable to his own Lao Tzu's, and he also deliberately concealed his aura. Ji Wujiu and Zulong found him easily. He still didn't respond after the two of them looked at the window for a long time. Lesson plan, when I looked up and saw two familiar faces sticking to the window and laughed at myself, I subconsciously let out an "ah".

——Sneakily ran out of the house to pretend to play role-playing with his lover, and was caught by the old men. This scene was a bit embarrassing, especially when the students who had just finished class were walking out with their schoolbags scattered, and saw two people guarding the door. Individuals are talking in low voices.

Both Ji Wujiu and Zulong are wearing mana-condensed robes, and they still have long hair flowing, but in the eyes of humans, they are normal short-sleeved and short-haired outfits, but their appearance has not changed, and they are very eye-catching in the crowd.

Xiaofeng heard the sighs of several girls, opened his mouth, hurriedly pulled the eldest prince, and the two trotted out, seeing that they were surrounded by a group, they had no choice but to go forward to say hello.

The words were about to come out, which made him a little embarrassed. These two guys had the faces of guys in their early 20s, and they looked like college students who were still tender in white shirts. The one who transformed himself was a teacher in his 30s. "It's really hard to say.

Zu Long was very happy to see his son embarrassed, so he called out sweetly first: "Brother!"

Honghuang still values ​​respect and order, Ji Wujiu is very majestic, although Zulong is a little unreliable, but the brothers are respectful when they see him, and the naughtiest little Jiuxi kisses him. Playing around at will in front of his father.

Xiao Feng staggered in shock, nodded his head in a vague way and said, "Well, you, why are you here?"

Ji Wujiu stared at the third son and the eldest prince very curiously, and sighed in his heart again that he was really old, not as good as young people who knew how to play.

Role-playing, this idea is quite good, Ji Wujiu was so embarrassed by the mockery, for a while, he had a sense of seeing his son watching pornographic movies of the island country at home and being caught by his parents--smiled, pinched Zulong The palm of his hand signaled him not to tease his son anymore, Xiaofeng was thin-skinned, and the eldest prince next to him almost smashed his chin into his chest, this one was even thinner.

Seeing that Zu Long snickered a few times and stopped talking, Ji Wujiu replied: "We happened to pass by here, so we stopped by to see how you are doing."

Xiaofeng is very popular in the school, and the people standing here are all handsome men. After taking pictures and putting them out, they can be directly used as posters of a movie that sells faces. Many students looked at them with bright eyes.

Xiaofeng was even more embarrassed, and it was the eldest prince behind him who pulled him back before he came back to his senses, and stammered: "Then, why don't you come to my office for a while?"

Ji Wujiu thought that according to his own understanding, many young people in their early 20s don't like to appear in front of many acquaintances with their parents, and it is estimated that Xiaofeng's mental age is about the same as that of a human being around 20 years old, so he thoughtfully said: "No Now, we still have things to do, brother often goes back to visit when he has time, our father and mother miss you very much."

After he finished speaking half-jokingly, he grabbed Zulong, who wanted to say a few more words, and left. Xiaofeng watched them want to stop them several times, but didn't know how to speak, so he had to wait until the teacher-student game was over. , just go home obediently.

What he didn't know was that Ji Wujiu took Zulong to the shopping mall once he left school, picked out several sets of clothes with great interest, and said with a smile: "I think this idea is very good, I will change it at night Effect."

Zu Long lowered his head and coughed twice.

[Then they had a great time! 】