What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Chun and Shuihan began to sing.

With the familiar prelude of "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor", Xia Shangzhou woke up like a dream, and quickly pressed the record button to start recording.

As soon as Chunhe Shuihan opened his mouth, Xia Changzhou knelt down.

For short, open your mouth and kneel.

Xia Shangzhou seldom listens to Chun He Shui Han's live show. Of course, it's not because he doesn't want to go, but because he doesn't have the opportunity. I heard that the live effects of many CVs are not as good as the songs they usually upload to the homepage. After all, most of the songs that can be released on the Internet have undergone careful post-processing, and live singing is impossible to modify anyway. , so it is a pure natural level without additives, unless lip-syncing, so many cv scenes are not as good as usual.

But of course, for most fans, no matter how well their silly mother sings, it is automatically beautified in their eyes.

The moment Xia Shangzhou opened his mouth, Chun He Shui Han was immediately amazed by Chun He Shui Han's singing.

"Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor" is a majestic and majestic song. Most of the lyrics written in the ancient style are magnificent and full of vigor. This song "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor" is no exception. But suddenly sad, desolate and distant...

In Xia Shangzhou's heart, Chun He Shuihan's voice completely interpreted this song vividly. When Chun He Shui Han sang high notes, Xia Shangzhou felt that his hair was almost numb. The male god's voice turned pale.

Seeing a large wave of fans frantically swiping flowers on the public screen, Xia Shangzhou could only stare blankly at the screen, only the voices of Chun and Shui Han could be heard in his ears, as if only he and the person on the other side of the screen were left in the world. Another him.

When Chun and Shuihan finished singing the last sentence, Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, only to realize that he already had goosebumps all over his arm. He reached out and touched his arm, watching the frenzied surge on the screen. Fans who are moving, once again feel that the distance between themselves and the male god is so far away.

Not only the distance between screens and the vast network, but also the distance between this huge wave of fans... He is just the most insignificant and inconspicuous of Chun He Shui Han's thousands of fans. , if it wasn't for this inexplicable adventure, maybe Chun and Shuihan would never know that there is another him in this world.

After Chunhe Shuihan sang the song and said their birthday wishes to Er Yueqing, they got off the mic, as if they didn't see a large wave of fans on the public screen swiping "Male god don't leave, male god will post again~", the host appeared on the stage After rounding things up, a few words soothed the fans' over-excited emotions, and the next guest appeared.

The next guest is also a heavyweight guest. When the lotus seed soup was on the mic, the public screen was once again swiped with words like "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I want to give you a baby~", and the host pretended to be sour After a few words of ridicule, the place was handed over to Lianzi Geng.

And Xia Shangzhou was hesitant to poke him the moment the wheat was in the spring and the water was cold, but he couldn't muster up the courage. If it was Qin Han, he would dare to poke Qin Han without any scruples , but after changing to Chun and Shuihan, he seems to be unable to muster up the courage, blah blah...

In the process of Xia Shangzhou's tangled and tangled, hesitating and hesitating, several guests went on and off the mic, and changed several rounds of guests. Finally, when the milk pudding's insane iconic "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" When the laughter sounded, Xia Shangzhou's deep thinking was finally interrupted——

"Cough cough, milk pudding silly mother, what kind of blessings are you going to say to Er Yueqing silly mother?" The host tried to calm the situation, but milk pudding's smile was too low, and was made a bad joke by those girls on the public screen He couldn't stop laughing, and Xia Shangzhou was also a little speechless. He seemed to have heard that the favorite thing for fans of the Milk Pudding family is to make jokes about their silly mothers. It's called training their silly mothers. But no matter how many times he exercises, milk pudding is still the legendary man who lowers the laughing point of the entire online matching circle.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the old cold jokes posted on the public screen who didn't know how many years ago, and couldn't even pull the corners of his mouth, but the laughter of the milk pudding in the earphones never stopped. Do you wonder if your smile is too high?But when he saw the words on the public screen, "Kneel for the milk pudding silly mother's smile!"

The atmosphere at the scene was very active, until the time when the milk pudding was about to sing——

Help!Milk pudding silly mother begging not to speak!

2333333333 Wait, let me put on the earphones first!

Do not impulse!Silly mother, don't be impulsive!Wait for me to mute it first!

The scene of the silly mother of the little prince milk pudding who is out of tune!

……

Milk Pudding didn't seem to see the half-joking jokes and complaints on the public screen, but just cleared his throat on his own, and then sang——

As soon as the milk pudding opened his mouth, Xia Shangzhou knelt down.

For short, open your mouth and kneel.

Of course, the reason why Xia Shangzhou knelt this time was not because the milk pudding sang too well, but because...he finally understood the legend that the milk pudding was a man who could sing "re" as "Two Butterflies" Not just legends!Out of tune almost went to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!The kind that a hundred grass mud horses can't pull back!

This is simply the destruction of the ears!

Xia Shangzhou silently took off the earphones and did ear exercises for 5 minutes.

Sure enough, once the milk pudding got excited, the out-of-key rhythm could not be stopped at all. After he finished singing one song, he played another one. Seeing that this one was over and he was going to play another one, the host hurried on stage and coaxed the milk pudding down. Only then did the milk pudding crave the wheat without giving up.

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and then silently put on the earphones.

The next link is to play a recording. This recording is from the joint cooperation of Er Yueqing's major fan groups. The content is a happy birthday for each of the hundreds of girls in the group, as well as various blessings. The recording lasts for more than ten minutes. , Every sentence is full of affection, full of the painstaking efforts of these girls, even Xia Shangzhou, a passer-by, couldn't help being a little moved.

There are more than ten official fan groups of Er Yueqing. The official fan group is the fan group that Er Yueqing officially sits in and has been certified by Er Yueqing himself. In addition to these official fan groups, Er Yueqing has many other fans. The copycat fan group, that is, there is no Er Yueqing in charge, it is just a wild group spontaneously organized by those fans.

After playing that recording, Er Yueqing's silly mother's fan groups showed their talents, some of them worked together to write songs for Er Yueqing, and some of them worked together to record a small birthday drama... It was all kinds of dazzling , Let Xia Shangzhou, who has just been in the circle for a long time and has few fans, is so envious and jealous that his teeth itch.

After this session was over, it was the turn of the next round of guests. When the next guest came on stage, Xia Shangzhou was stunned, because the guest was Qin Wang Hanwu.

Although he had known for a long time that King Qin Hanwu would come to Er Yueqing's birthday song party, but because the schedule did not indicate the time when King Qin Hanwu would appear on stage, Xia Shangzhou had no idea that King Qin Hanwu would appear so early. He thought King Qin and Han Wu would at most show up behind him, and then left.

As soon as Qin Wang and Han Wu went to the mic, Gongping reached a small climax again.

Qin Wang Hanwu is a masculine beauty god, his popularity is not inferior to some cv masters.Of course, his popularity is not just because he is a man, but because his novels are really well written. The words will not be too profound and obscure, it can be said that the writing style is high-end and elegant, and the protagonist he portrays has flesh and blood and depth... In short, Qin Wang Hanwu is such a great master, and the number of fans he has is certainly not inferior to some popular CVs, so he came up Mai, immediately triggered another round of screen swiping.

Xia Shangzhou snorted sourly: "...huh!"

"Because of some special reasons, Qin Wang Hanwu's silly mom can't speak today," the host waited for the girls swiping the screen to quiet down, and said, "But girls, don't be disappointed, Qin Wang Hanwu's silly mom will bring some A talent show."

……Talent show?

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, Qin Wang Hanwu can still perform talent? !

The girls on the public screen also swiped the screen one after another. Although most of Qin Wang Han Wu's fans expressed regret that their Majesty could not speak, many people were looking forward to His Majesty's "talent show".

Xia Shangzhou rubbed his chin, thinking, Qin Wang Hanwu dared not speak because his voice was ugly? !

That's right!there is only one truth!It must be so!

Although Xia Shangzhou also had the idea that Qin Wang Hanwu didn't dare to speak because he was not a man at all but a girl pretending to be a man, but the next moment this idea was overthrown by himself.

The reason is very simple. If Qin Wang Hanwu is really a girl pretending to be a man, he would have to speak out to prove that he is a man. As for the means?Whether it is to find another man to pretend to be yourself or use a voice changer, in short, the girl who really pretends to be a man will pay more attention to finding various evidences to prove that she is a man because of guilty conscience. It's unlikely to be a girl pretending to be a man.

Xia Shangzhou has been around gossip forums a lot, and he also knows that there are many danmei writers who are girls but pretend to be men to attract readers. Such a person will definitely force Life Hei to take a detour from now on.

Although there were many posts pinching Qin Wang Hanwu for claiming to be a man before, but he never exposed or proved himself, it is probably because he is a "female-turned-male", but Xia Shangzhou never believed it.Although he is also a black man of Qin Wang Han Wu, but his black is only Qin Wang Han Wu's arrogant arrogance. There are many novels, but I still believe in the character and three views of Qin Wang Hanwu.

...It seems that he has unknowingly helped King Qin and Hanwu speak well, hmph.

Just as Xia Shangzhou was wandering endlessly, a soft and long harmonica sounded.

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that the so-called "talent show" by Qin Wang and Han Wu was playing the harmonica.

Xia Shangzhou used to learn the harmonica for a period of time in high school, but it was required by the school. It is not difficult to learn the harmonica. He only practiced a few times and he was able to play a complete song "Little Star". , I put it down and never practiced again.

Qin Wang Hanwu only blew a very simple happy birthday song at the beginning. Although the melody was simple, the rhythm was well grasped, smooth and natural, much higher than Xia Shangzhou's "Little Star". Xia Shangzhou, who was still a little contemptuous, blushed.

After the happy birthday song was over, Qin Wang Hanwu's harmonica changed to another one.

When the familiar prelude sounded, Xia Changzhou was taken aback, but Qin Wang Hanwu actually played a song... "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor".

The song "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor" sounds majestic and majestic, and it must take a lot of breath to blow it. The melody is changeable and complicated, because the high-pitched part is quite difficult, the voice is high-pitched, and the climax part requires full explosive power, so The difficulty of singing this song is no less than three stars, and the difficulty of its harmonica version is even close to five stars. After King Qin Hanwu sings, Xia Shangzhou is afraid that he will die... But of course, He didn't show any signs of dying, just a little panting, but it wasn't obvious, and he calmed down quickly.

The lung function is really good!Proper iron lung!

Xia Shangzhou silently slapped his heart, and subconsciously typed a sentence on the keyboard...and then sent it out.

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, but fortunately, his words were soon drowned in the tide of swiping the screen.

But he didn't know if it was his illusion, he seemed to hear a chuckle from the microphone.

The host came on stage and praised King Qin and Hanwu, and King Qin and Hanwu went down. Although many fans on the public screen were trying to persuade him to stay, he still waved his sleeves, not taking away a single cloud.

Xia Shangzhou was inexplicably a little bit lost until the host announced the next guest——

Sweet and sour fish.

Xia Shangzhou's spirit was shocked immediately, and he immediately held his breath and gathered his energy.

After the sweet and sour fish was put on the wheat, the fans who swiped the screen were less than the previous masters, and most of the fans who swiped the screen were cp fans instead of pure sweet and sour fish fans. Xia Shangzhou was a bit unjust for Tang and Song , but Xia Shangzhou is also a little helpless, the big gods have thick legs and more hair, and the small transparent legs have less hair. This is also a helpless thing, this is reality.

Although there were not many fans who swiped the screen to greet Sweet and Sour Fish, after serving the mic, Sweet and Sour Fish still expressed their gratitude to these fans seriously, with a very solemn tone, which seemed to have some kind of final farewell.

The host routinely interacted with Sweet and Sour Fish, and started to tease: "Sweet and Sour Fish silly mother, I heard that you and Er Yueqing silly mother were childhood sweethearts? Then can you tell me a few stupid things he did when he was young, such as bedwetting? Yes, I believe most of the fans are happy to see it."

Sweet and sour fish paused, seemed to think for a few seconds, and then said with a smile: "When I was in elementary school, the girl who had a crush on the class next door chased her all the way home, but was chased by his dog for eighteen blocks. Calculate?"