What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Soon, Er Yueqing's birthday song party began, and the number of online users on the yy channel once again set a new limit. Xia Shangzhou watched a large wave of Er Yueqing's brainless fans frantically swiping the screen on the public screen, and couldn't help it. Live a little envious and jealous.He had met Yuan Mingqing himself. In reality, Yuan Mingqing was just an ordinary man, no different from him. At most, he was a little more handsome than him and a few years younger than him. See It looks completely different from the domineering CEO Tianwang Superstar in the novel, but on the Internet, Yuan Mingqing is regarded as a male god by a large group of brain-dead fans, the cv master Er Yueqing silly mother.

It's obviously the same person, but there is such a big difference between the Internet and reality.

The host of Er Yueqing's birthday song party is quite famous. It seems that he has hosted many silly mother's birthday song parties. He has a strong ability to control the field, and he is very humorous in making jokes, and he is not annoying. He is very good at making jokes Of course, the most important thing is that the voice is very nice. Even Xia Shangzhou, who only has the voices of Chun and Shuihan in his heart, can't help but listen to it a little bit, and even can't help yy. How good would it be to accompany a play?

But Xia Shangzhou knew that this host never seemed to be worthy of the show, he felt a little regretful, but soon his attention was diverted, because he saw Chun and Shuihan's vests appearing on the yy channel.

Apparently he wasn't the only one with sharp eyes, many girls and men saw Chun and Shuihan's vests, and immediately swiped their screens screaming.

A few days ago, Er Yueqing had posted on Weibo the list of invited guests for his birthday party, and Xia Shangzhou had also watched secretly. Er Yueqing was very popular in the circle and knew quite a few people. Many of the guests he invited were master pink, and some even crossed circles, such as a few master writers who had played better with Er Yueqing, but because most of Er Yueqing's dramas were Danmei dramas, so Most of the master writers that Er Yueqing invited were Tanmei writers, but what surprised Xia Shangzhou the most was that Er Yueqing actually invited Qin Wang Hanwu.

In fact, this is not something that should surprise Xia Shangzhou. After all, Er Yueqing and Qin Wang Hanwu have interacted several times on Weibo. Qin Wang Hanwu's novel authorization was obtained only through Er Yueqing's blessing, but Xia Shangzhou couldn't help being surprised.

After all, Qin Wang Hanwu is really too cold. As a great writer with hundreds of thousands of followers on Weibo, he doesn't even have an official fan base, and almost no fans know his Penguin number. Xia Shangzhou thought to himself, Maybe apart from his editor and his friends, no one in this world knows the Penguin of King Qin and Hanwu, right?

Although Qin Wang Hanwu once disclosed his birthday in the author-reader interactive activity on Weibo, he never went to YY to hold a birthday song party, and he never even participated in the birthday song party held by fans for him. The birthdays of other great gods He would not even participate in the song party. It can be said that before Er Yueqing, Qin Wang Hanwu had never participated in other people's birthday song party.

So, this time is really the first time that King Qin and Han Wu have ever fought.

So, after knowing that Qin Wang Hanwu would go to Er Yueqing's birthday song party, Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo was almost maxed out by his fans. Everyone was eagerly looking forward to it, and their enthusiasm seemed to be overwhelmed in minutes Er Yue Qing's yy channel.

Even the cp building of Qin Wang Han Wu x Er Yueqing in the gossip forum where Xia Shangzhou often hangs out turned over more than ten pages in an astonishing manner.

Xia Shangzhou, who secretly followed Qin Wang Hanwu, of course also knew the news that Qin Wang Hanwu was going to attend the February Youth Birthday Song Concert, but because he was in a good mood these days, he didn't target him. He thought too much about this matter, and he didn't feel overwhelmed because Qin Wang Hanwu wanted to appear on a YY channel with his male god. Even the tone of his critical comments to Qin Wang Hanwu in the past few days was much gentler.

When Chun and Shuihan's vests appeared on the yy channel, the public screen was immediately swamped by the screams of the girls, and Xia Shangzhou blushed and silently sent a sentence-"Oh, oh, oh, god, I want to give it to you Give birth to a monkey!"

But of course, this sentence was quickly drowned out, and there was no residue left by the more direct, straightforward and enthusiastic words later.

Xia Shangzhou saw that the group of girls' words were becoming more and more unscrupulous, and couldn't help but blushed a little more.

At this time, the host said with a smile: "It seems that Chunhe Shuihan has so many girls fans, I am a little envious and jealous, don't be too enthusiastic, be careful to scare them away ...It's definitely not that I'm envious or jealous."

So the girls on the public screen yelled at the host, silly mother, we are also your fans!

Host, silly mom, we want to give birth to you too!

Host silly mother, we also want to give you a zoo!

……

Soon, the birthday song party officially started. Er Yueqing got on the mic, and first teased all the girls present with a frivolous voice: "Why do you only give birth to Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother and the host's silly mother? Won't you give me a baby?"

So the girls on the public screen yelled Er Yueqing silly mother, we are going to give you a litter of children!

"Don't give birth to them. The girls who want to give birth to them can go around the world. If they can't afford it, just give me a life." Er Yueqing said with a smile.

"Silly mother Er Yueqing, all the girls who are going to give birth to you can circle the world seven times," the host teased Er Yueqing politely, "Could it be that you can afford it?"

"I'm different from them," Er Yueqing smiled frivolously, "I'm rich, I can afford to support as many children as you have, and being rich is just so capricious."

"...Get out!" The host scolded with a smile, "You romantic scumbag! Girls, please open your eyes, Er Yueqing is such a scumbag, don't like him."

After the two complained to each other, the host announced that the birthday song party had officially started, and the first guests to appear were heavyweight guests—Chun and Shuihan.

"Chun and Shuihan silly mother, I heard that you and Er Yueqing have been good friends for many years?" After the host introduced Chun and Shuihan, he chatted with him on the microphone, "Then you Can you tell me a few embarrassing things about Er Yueqing's silly mother, I think fans of Er Yueqing's silly mother would like to know, right?"

"Get out, what's wrong with me..." Er Yueqing scolded with a smile, but the public screen was full of "Yes! Yes! Yes" and "Think! Think! Think!".

"Hey, are you really my fans? You don't give me any face?" Er Yueqing smiled.

"What an embarrassment? Let me think about it..." Chunhe Shuihan said, his voice flowed slowly like spring water, and instantly made Xia Shangzhou who was wearing earphones in front of the computer look embarrassed, although Xia Shangzhou already knew Chunhe Shuihan is Qin Han, but only when he heard the voice of Chunhe Shuihan on the Internet through the network cable, it would bring Xia Shangzhou a kind of excitement that even trembled in his soul. Only at this moment did he deeply understand He realized that the voice that brought him surprise and warmth was nothing but spring and cold water.

Across the long network cable and the boundless network, all he likes is the ethereal and ethereal id - Chunhe Shuihan.

That is his spiritual belief, that is the sustenance of his soul.

Therefore, the meaning of the words "chun" and "shuihan" to him is completely different from that of Qin Han who gets along with him day and night in reality.

"Hmm...does it count as pole dancing to the electric poles on the side of the road when you're drunk?" Chun and Shuihan chuckled lightly, with a picky ending, very irritating.

On the public screen, a large number of girls brushed "The ears are pregnant! o(*////▽////*)q"

Xia Shangzhou also silently covered his face, he also felt that his ears were going to be pregnant!

"Get out!" Er Yueqing was embarrassed, "When did it happen? I have no memory at all! Don't talk nonsense!"

"During the party in the dormitory before, you were drunk," Chun He Shuihan said calmly, "Then you danced pole dancing in front of the electric pole on the main road all night, and no one else could pull you away."

"...Impossible!" Er Yueqing's tone was a little weak, "I don't even remember this happening!"

"You're all drunk, how do you remember?" Chun and Shuihan said with a light smile, "Don't you feel sore the next day?"

"Yeah," Er Yueqing was taken aback, "But didn't you tell me later that I was sore because I was drunk and went to fight with dogs...?"

Chun and Shuihan laughed softly: "That's why we said that because we were afraid that you would commit suicide in shame and anger after knowing the truth... You challenged a lot of difficult moves that night. Category……"

"Get out! Just talk nonsense!" Er Yueqing finally understood when he heard this. Chun and Shuihan were teasing him, so he couldn't help laughing and cursing, "It's the root of an old tree, and I'm still Guanyin sitting on a lotus The old man pushes the cart! Fans of Chunhe Shuihan silly mother, keep your eyes open! How can your male god be so pornographic?"

"Even if I'm talking nonsense, don't you think it's an honor for you to fight with dogs?" Chun and Shuihan didn't feel any embarrassment at being exposed. What's more, you still lost."

Er Yueqing: "..."

"But, but that's a Tibetan mastiff!" Er Yueqing was ashamed and angry, "A Tibetan mastiff that is taller and stronger than a human! I'm not Wu Song who can fight a tiger! I said you didn't pull me when you saw that I was going to fight a dog , If the other party is just a Chihuahua Samoyed, it’s fine, but it’s a Tibetan Mastiff! Tibetan Mastiff! Tibetan Mastiff! Why don’t you pull me! What if I’m bitten and paralyzed!”

"In this case, that Tibetan mastiff can be regarded as killing harm for the people," Chun He Shuihan said with a smile, "What's more, don't you only have the courage to fight with Chihuahua Samoyed?"

Er Yueqing: "...huh!"

The public screen has already been swiped by "hahahahahahahahaha" and "2333333333333", and of course there will be a lot of swipes for "so cute, so cute, so cute", "black-bellied attack x fried hair, pushed for a lifetime!" "Han Qing's head is topped with blue sky !" "Ah, oh, oh, oh, the official candy!" "Material material! Recording upload! Another piece of cp building!".

Looking at those cp fans who are desperately trying to get so cute and cute, Xia Shangzhou was depressed for a while: "...huh!"

"I really never expected that Er Yueqing's silly mother would have such an embarrassing thing. Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother really exploded." What song?"

Chun and Shuihan chuckled lightly: "..."Seeing the Dragon Unloading its Armor"."

Xia Shangzhou's heart suddenly skipped a beat, he has been repeating this song for a month...

"Oh? Do you know why?" The host casually whispered.

Chun and Shuihan were silent for a while, until everyone thought he would not answer, he said slowly: "Because I want to sing to someone."

Xia Shangzhou's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and then his little heart started beating loudly.

He had lived for more than 20 years, and this was the first time his heart beat so fast, so fast that he even wondered if his heart rate was out of balance, so he couldn't help reaching out and touching his chest.

"Who is that person?" The host glanced at the public screen and found that many people were gossiping about asking who they were, so he also asked casually.

"Hey, this is my birthday song party. Who else can Chun and Shui Han sing to if she doesn't sing to me?" Just when the crowd was so full of enthusiasm that it was about to forget that this was her birthday song party, February Qing reluctantly opened his mouth to smooth things over.

Chunhe Shuihan laughed, neither acknowledging nor denying it, just that specious laughter, like a small stone, fell into the lake deep in Xia Shangzhou's heart with a bang, and circled Another circle of ripples.