Survival Guide Killing People

it hurts!

He Quan clutched his forehead that was in close contact with the ground, and became angry for no reason. He really wanted to yell what you did, but his forbearance made him swallow the urge forcefully.When he struggled to stand up, Typhon had already sat down with his tail curled up, and asked innocently: "He Quan He Quan, why are you angry, because I did something wrong, don't do this, I am obedient. You It's an adult, you can't bully small animals, it's immoral to bully the weak, hehe."

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What kind of a small animal is a large dog that can do martial arts? I really laughed out loud.

Although that was just pretending to be stupid, He Quan is not a fool and knows the current situation very well.The dog's mouth is full of powerful sharp teeth, and its strength, speed, and jumping ability are extraordinary. If you want to fight, ordinary people with two legs will definitely not be able to defeat wild beasts.What's more, this is a mysterious creature that can only speak human language. Maybe it has hidden skills, such as breathing fire or shooting laser beams from its eyes. It's better not to provoke it.

So he adopted a roundabout tactic, imitating the dog's tricks and began to pretend to be pitiful: "I have a heart disease, and I was accidentally played to death, who will help you open the mineral water bottle in the future."

After speaking, he took out the first aid medicine in his pocket to prove that he was not lying.

"What, isn't it just a heart attack? I'll cure it." Typhon pointed at himself with his paws, raised his head proudly, puffed out his chest, and his tone returned to normal from the deliberately tender baby voice: " Don't look at my current appearance, I used to be an expert in pharmacy, this kind of minor illness is not a problem. As long as you collect the appropriate medicinal materials, prepare them according to your physique, and take them for three months to ensure a healthy body. Can run and jump, it tastes delicious, you can see it, Typhon’s panacea, after eating one, you want to eat the second one!”

I don't want a dog to treat me, and after muttering in my heart for a long time, He Quan sat down obediently, let the dog pretend to look around, and asked about the details for a long time.

"What kind of creature are you, where did you come from, where are you going, and why are you staying here?" This is purely nonsense, and of course it is really curious.

"No, I'm hungry. I've worked so hard to hide in the suitcase and plan to go to Brazil secretly. I'm on the plane earlier than you, and I haven't eaten for a long time." A thunderous protest came from the dog's belly, and the voice was very loud. It was contagious, and He Quan also felt hungry, so he forgot to continue the interrogation.He took out the few breads he had and gave half of them to the dog: "Eat less, and the water is the same. Don't drink too much. I don't know how many days I have to stay here. It's better to eat in a planned way and keep the water flowing."

It's a pity that Typhon didn't appreciate it, looked at it with disgust, and slapped the bread away with one paw: "Whoever wants to eat this dry and waterless thing, you can just wait and eat the sashimi when I catch the fish. "

After speaking, he trotted towards the beach and plunged into the water with a plop.

He Quan didn't know if the dog could catch fish, but he knew that the dog in front of him couldn't be explained by common sense, so he let him go.

Typhon had been away for a long time, during which time the clouds moved and covered the moonlight, and it was pitch black, except for the crashing sound of the waves beating each other.He Quan stood there and waited for a long time, feeling cold and his fingers trembling slightly.It's not that he is worried about the dog with special skills, what is there to worry about about that dog, he is instinctively afraid of loneliness.There was no one, probably no human beings within a radius of hundreds of kilometers. It is unknown when the rescuers will find the crash point and whether he can persist until he is rescued.

The despair brought by the vast sea almost strangles people to death!

His fear came from a punishment when he was eight years old. At that time, his siblings had already been born. His adoptive parents felt that he was a burden. They wanted to send him back to the hospital but they were afraid that he would be embarrassed, so they did not do it for a long time.He Quan, who is very aware of his situation, is cautious, but he still annoys his adoptive father who lost his bet and is losing his temper.With the strength of alcohol, the man grabbed the young adopted son like a chicken, stuffed it into the car, drove like crazy for an unknown amount of time, and then kicked him out of the car.

He Quan cried and chased the car going away. He walked along the highway for an unknown amount of time, surrounded by mottled tree shadows, like monsters.The more frightened he was, the more frenzied those shadows would be, circling around him, unable to drive them away.

Finally, under the double whammy of fatigue and fear, he passed out.He did not die, and was sent to the hospital by a passing vehicle, and the police were called.After waking up, he told the police that it was because he was playing and got lost, and it had nothing to do with his parents.

"It doesn't matter, I will always be alone anyway." He knelt down and hugged his arms: "Even if I am not trapped on an isolated island, I am still alone..."

"Hey, what are you thinking, are you hungry? Tuna, high-quality protein, humans can also eat raw." Before he could feel sad for too long, Typhon came back with his prey, throwing off a ten-pound-heavy one Big Yu pushed He Quan generously: "You'll get half of it, mineral water in return."

After speaking, he opened his mouth wide, intending to tear a piece of meat off, He Quan hurriedly stopped the dog from being violent.He took out the knife and handled the tuna swiftly, deftly and without sloppiness, so that even a layman could tell that he had been rigorously trained.The dog was stunned and amazed. It was rare that he didn't taunt the person but praised him sincerely: "Yo, I can't see that it's quite capable. It's a perfect disassembly show. Have you ever learned Japanese cuisine?"

"I have never studied it, but I own a restaurant at home, and I like it too." Although he has not been trained in a formal school, He Quan likes to delve into it, so he has learned a lot of foreign cuisine besides Chinese food: "Taste, this It is the belly under the gills, called the belly, the fattest and most delicate part of the tuna body, and there are only two pieces in one fish."

The sliced ​​fish meat is dark pink, with very obvious white fat streaks, no meaty smell, and a faint aroma, which makes your index finger move.

Tifeng was also polite, and squatted down beside him, and he ate as much as He Quan cut. He didn’t realize that Mr. Chef hadn’t eaten until the fish saw the bones: “Haha, it’s so delicious, I ate it up by accident, it stands to reason that I should go down.” Grab another one, but I'm tired. How about spit it out and share it with you?"

This dog is really cheap, He Quan shook his head and said that he can eat bread by himself.Besides, what the chef enjoys is the joy of cooking, and it has nothing to do with whether or not he can eat it to his mouth.

He chewed the bread and stared intently at the distance, unwilling to give up any light, because it might be a rescue ship: "I don't know if there will be a merchant ship passing by and saving us."

"Who knows, no matter how much you think about it, there is no way to leave here. It's better to resign yourself to fate." Tifeng ate too much, hiccupped contentedly, curled up on the ground, wagging the tip of his tail: "From Now we will take turns to stand guard. You come first, and wake me up if there is a boat passing by. By the way, find some flammable materials and pile them up. Don’t ask me how to light a desert island without tools. Just pile it up, and I will Spitfire."

He really can breathe fire. Just as He Quan was about to say something, the dog fell asleep in seconds.

Well, although he was also tired all day, he recovered a little energy after eating and was able to work.

Since the dog has its own plug-in skills, there is no need to consider the ignition and whether it is flammable.He Quan set up the empty suitcase and piled clothes on it, making three piles in total.He leaned on the rock to rest after the work, maybe he was really tired, and he forgot to wake up Typhon for his shift, so he just fell asleep.

In a daze, he seemed to hear someone talking.

"...When will you let me out, don't stay here, I'm not happy if I don't have anything to eat."

"Don't ask me, I don't want to get into trouble."

"So heartless."

"I don't want you to say this the most."

"At least let that human being go, he is innocent, you see he still has heart disease, so pitiful."

"If you think well, you will definitely take the opportunity to escape."

"How is it possible, am I such a rascal who uses dirty tricks! It's too much, I don't trust people at all, I am very obedient, look at my stomach is so soft, a soft-bellied dog can't tell lies!"

"What does a soft belly have to do with honesty!"

"Then look at my meat balls are so elastic, it's super pleasant to press."

"Stop being cute, I won't eat this set."

"Then what do you think I can do besides being cute!"

"It's enough."

"I want to go home, I want to feel down-to-earth. Dogs need to run. You can't lock me up on a palm-sized island. This is cruelty. Animal cruelty will go to hell!"

"The straight line ahead is 200 meters away. An island bigger than Australia is waiting for you to explore. Run towards the sunset, boy."

"No, if you go, you can't come back."

"None of my business."

"I'm so angry, the guy who fell into trouble, bit you to death, woof woof woof..."

At dawn, He Quan felt that his body was extremely heavy and hot as hell. He touched it with his hands and said, "Don't press me down, it's uncomfortable."

Pushing away Typhon who was sleeping like a dead dog, He Quan only felt his ears buzzing, and his mind was full of strange conversations when he was half asleep and half awake.One of the voices was very clear to him, it was that super cheap dog, and he didn't know who the other one was, but who could it be in this sea?

Sure enough, he was too tired to dream, he shook his head, using a serious and unsmiling attitude to cover up his extremely active inner activities.

"Hey, He Quan, I want to ask you a very realistic question. You have to answer honestly. If you dare to lie, I will bite your throat." The dog who had been silent all morning suddenly asked in a serious tone: "If I tell you Rescuers won't come at all, even if I can catch a lot of fish without worrying about food, but without fresh water, we are just waiting to die here.

Faced with this situation, what would you do? "

This question is very realistic, but He Quan doesn't want to think about it, because it's useless to think about it, it's nothing more than starvation, thirst, exhaustion and death.

He moved his sore shoulders and neck, and suddenly saw the lush and vibrant island on the left, and immediately pointed to it and said: "Generally speaking, after the rainwater is filtered through the soil, it will form groundwater. It is accumulated on the ground to form surface water, which will form a cycle. In short, there must be fresh water in places where a large number of plants grow, otherwise they cannot maintain their growth. Now save your energy and wait patiently for rescue. If it is not possible, you stay here and I will go find it Water. Taking ten thousand steps back, even if we really can’t wait for rescue in a short time, that island should be able to provide food and shelter from wind and rain, allowing us to survive.”

He Quan seldom spoke so much in one breath, he was a little excited, and his pale face was always bloodshot.The dog seemed much calmer than he had turned his anxiety into the excitement of his adventure, asking, "Why didn't I go, you've swam so far?"

Two hundred meters is not a long distance, and ordinary people with good physical strength can complete it in the swimming pool.But this is not a pool for fun, it is a real sea with wind and waves, and he has a heart condition, so he volunteered.

"In case there are passing ships, something has to be ignited to attract their attention. Who told me that I don't have such a sky-defying skill of breathing fire." He Quan is the kind of person who has a plan and has to act. Searching in the Middle East, I didn't expect to find a waterproof backpack, so I packed all the available materials into it.Typhon watched from the side, turned around, and brought a set of clothes in his mouth: "Just in case, save some for a change of laundry, I don't want to see you choose to run wild because of your tattered clothes, and end up as a savage."

There is something wrong with this dog, are you cursing him to live on a deserted island for decades!

Even so, He Quan, who has a good temper, or is particularly tolerant, just accepted the gift silently: "The worst thing is to be self-sufficient like Robinson Robinson. Maybe the life of one person and one country is quite comfortable. If no one comes to rescue us, go It's good to be the owner of the island."

"You are quite optimistic. Let me say first, I didn't trick you into going, you went on your own. Don't regret it then." The dog rolled over, picked its nostrils for a long time, took out a lump of booger and flew a few meters Far away, he looked like he was going to be beaten to death.

However, the lightning that fell from the sky three seconds later successfully terminated this bitch's continued crime!