Survival Guide Killing People

He Quan was very speechless as he watched the dog pry open the lock with his paws, pour out the contents of the box, and then happily sort them.Clothes are gathered together, daily necessities are put in a pile, food is the most precious, so put it in the box carefully, and other objects of unknown use are classified into one category.After doing this, the dog checked again and kicked all the useless things that occupied the land into the sea.

What the hell is going on with this inexplicable creature!

You are a beast, can you not be so smart, you can actually open the suitcase, and what is wrong with you carefully stacking things in different categories, tidying up can't be played like this.The most amazing thing is that as a dog, it's pretty smug, and it actually puts its hind paws into high-heeled shoes with a heel of at least [-] centimeters and tries to walk a few steps. Do you think that as long as it is a meatball, it can control that kind of murderous weapon? !

He Quan, whose heart was turbulent like a beast running wildly, but whose face remained calm, was so shocked by the scene in front of him that he forgot to think about why the dog behaved so unreasonably, and began to sort out the items he had found from the plane.

As soon as he started, his scalp felt numb, and the focused gaze from behind made him uncomfortable.

Looking back, the dog was squatting about three meters away, tilting its furry head that had been blown dry by the wind, staring at him unblinkingly with its big black and round eyes.

In all honesty, this dog looks quite pleasing.Its body shape is similar to that of an adult Great Pyrenees, and its coat color is a rare white with silver in it, and its gloss is very good.Although I can't tell what kind of pet it is, it is very beautiful. It is the kind of pet that will definitely turn heads if you take it out. It is cute and mighty. In a word, it looks very expensive.However, the direct sight was unpleasant. Although there was no attempt to attack, it still made He Quan shudder a few times.The main reason, of course, is that the dog's behavior is extraordinary, almost like a, how should I put it, as if the human soul was encased in the dog's body...

Living with such creatures on an isolated island surrounded by the sea gives a little chills down the spine.

Dogs also need to eat, drink, and scatter. If they can’t control their hunger, and the beasts rush to bite, what should they do at that time? The chances of survival in a fight between humans and beasts are not high.Not wanting to be bitten to death, he silently clenched the knife he got from the aircraft galley and confronted it warily.

But the dog didn't intend to attack. After squatting for a while, shaking the sand on its buttocks, it jumped back to its own little world, and then it was digging the soil and chasing its tail in circles, having a great time.Not long after, the dog dug out a palm-sized crab out of nowhere, looked at it for a long time and bit it stupidly, but was pinched by the pliers and yelled in pain, and rushed into the sea after rolling and crawling for a long time. Big crabs shake off.

That action is so funny!

The dog crawled back dejectedly, looking like a defeated rooster. This scene was so funny that he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

It's just that I didn't expect the dog to have a lot of self-esteem. He put on an expression of laughing at your sister, and sent out seventeen or eight eye knives. He didn't understand his hatred. He made two steps in three steps and rushed over, shaking , threw all the water on He Quan, and then walked away arrogantly wagging his tail.

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Don't you want to be so stingy, just smiled!

He Quan wiped the water from his face, and wanted to talk to himself, only to realize that he hadn't drank water for half a day, and his throat was smoking with thirst.But looking at the few bottles of mineral water at hand, he licked his lips and decided to hold on.When the rescue will arrive is a mystery. Before that, there must be no ammunition and food. Human beings can persist for dozens of days without food, but they will soon collapse and die without drinking water.

To assuage the discomfort of his thirst, he began to distract himself with other distractions, such as checking the chests for available items.

A total of four suitcases were recovered, one of which was a famous brand with a protective cover.But the things inside are a bit disappointing, all women's products, from the style point of view, it is a young lady with good taste, but it's a pity that the beauty is unlucky.The rest of the suitcases were mostly clothes. He Quan was drenched, and his shirt and trousers were wrapped around his body. Not to mention his limited mobility, he was also very uncomfortable. Anyway, the weather here is hot, so he simply chose a T-shirt and beach pants to change into.Then, I found a pair of expensive running shoes. They were brand new, maybe they were going to be given away, but the size was actually very suitable, so I put them on together.

While he was changing his clothes, the dog kept squatting not far away, staring at the leftover stuff next to him, as if saying eagerly that you don't want to give it to me.It also used its front paws to grab a large amount of clothes, put its head on it, and hugged it into a ball.

It's so cute, it seems that this dog is not only spiritual, but also won't hurt people.

Take it away if you like it, I don't need it.He Quan, who gradually relaxed his vigilance, also glanced at the dog, obviously meaning this, so the dog jumped up and began to transport happily.In normal times, staying with such a weird elf creature would be a bit confusing and full of reason, but this guy has a very cheap expression and very stupid moves, and the fear of the unknown is also reflected in various funny moves. consumed in.

In addition, He Quan loves animals and the wonderful nature from the bottom of his heart. Although he is in trouble now, he is accompanied by blue sky, blue sea and big fluffy dogs, which is not bad.

Recalling that when he was a child, he once picked up an abandoned cat. The adoptive parents found it troublesome and refused to take care of it. They threw the unweaned kitten to death beside the trash can. He never dared to mention pets again. Animal children.This is not a big deal. In his 25 years of life, He Quan has never traveled and vacationed to any place more than 20 kilometers away from his home. He just kept studying hard and working hard.Later, probably to decompress, or maybe because he was curious about the legendary life that he could not personally experience, he was fascinated by the documentaries of the Discovery Channel, indulging in the adventure and unable to extricate himself.

This is also the main reason why he is determined to throw away the shackles of the world and take a trip as soon as he says it.It's just that the destination has not yet arrived, and the plane crashed first. This trip is really exciting, no, scary!

"Woo!" Suddenly, a whimper interrupted his chaotic thoughts.

He Quan lowered his head, and the dog approached him at some point.This time he was more daring than the previous few times. He squatted in front of him, put his two front paws on his legs, kept whining, and then looked pitifully at He Quan's hoard of drinking water.

It turned out to be thirsty!

However, water resources are limited, and no matter how much he likes animals, he is not kind enough to give out life-saving water. It is still unknown whether he can survive now, so how can he worry about whether a dog is thirsty or not.Seeing the refusal, the dog twitched a few times, and frowned more innocently. His big black eyes were professionally moistened, coupled with the intermittent humming, the listener was sad and the listener shed tears, so pitiful as to die.Seeing that He Quan was still indifferent, he tilted his head, and finally made a big move, wrapping his tail in front of him, holding the tip of the tail with his mouth, acting like a wronged little daughter-in-law, as if begging miserably——Please, just Drink a little, I'll drink a little.

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He Quan was so ashamed by the expectant and pleading eyes, as if he would be vicious if he didn't hand over the mineral water, so he had to unscrew one of the bottles, intending to find a container to share some.

"Drinking water is so particular, human beings are so hypocritical." Dogs don't have good table manners. Seeing He Quan open the cap of the mineral water bottle, they immediately put away their pitiful expression, grabbed the water bottle, and held it with two paws. Holding the bottle, he drank half of it, and then let out a long breath: "It's comfortable, I almost died of thirst!"

Just now... this dog seems to... speak human words...

The wind was getting stronger at sea, and the tide was beating fiercely on the beach. A person and a dog sat on the beach, stiff.The dog seemed to know that he was in trouble, turned his head away, and wagged his tail, trying to continue pretending to be an animal to get away with it.

"Are you really a dog?" After a sudden disaster, people are prone to hysteria. He Quan didn't know whether he was hallucinating or hearing hallucinations, or the guy in front of him was really different.After thinking for a long time, he still opened his mouth. This sentence seemed to be talking to himself, and he was a little expecting to get a response.

"Your language was taught by a physical education teacher. You don't even know how to use quantifiers. There is only one dog. Do you understand the other!" The dog spoke human language again, and the words were correct in Chinese.

What the hell!

He Quan stood up and pinched his thigh a few times, it hurt so much.

"Don't pinch, it's not a dream." The dog made a booger-picking movement with its front paws, then leaned against the rock, and raised its legs.This posture is so evil and charming that he is so cool and bully that he almost has a glass of red wine in his hand: "I advise you to stop thinking about selling me to a research institution to make money after being rescued. No one believes that dogs can talk. Will say you're post-traumatically insane, and carefully put yourself in a psychiatric hospital."

The dog's mouth is so poisonous, and the various pitiful expressions the dog made when begging for water flashed in his mind. He Quan felt cheated: "I just pretended, it's just a dog."

"Thirsty is real, and I can't open the bottle cap in this state, and it would be a waste of water to bite the bottle." He said and raised his two front paws, showing that the dexterity of the meatball and the hand is completely different: "And , Don’t be a dog, the young master has a name. Typhon, the embankment of the embankment, the abundance of the harvest, remember it clearly for me.”

After finishing speaking, he wrote these two words on the beach.

The dog actually introduced himself, so I struggled for a long time whether I should give my name or not, but He Quan still stretched out a hand: "I am He Quan, don't worry, I won't sell you to the research institute. "

"Tsk tsk, based on your IQ, the raft can't be pushed to the shore even if it's made like that." The dog, no, it was Typhon, who sounded disdainful, but stretched out his paw for a handshake, or called a claw grip: "Forget it , We are also grasshoppers on the same rope now, and we must unite and help each other at this time, waiting for rescue."

"Then, why do you talk." It was getting late, and after chatting for a while, He Quan planned to talk about life with the dog.

"Inferior creatures like human beings have language and writing. If I can't speak, I can still do it." These words made Typhon furious, and he beat the stone in front of him with his claws. It seems that he is not in a good temper .

"You're not a normal dog?" Or, not a dog at all.

"Hehe." Speaking of this, Typhon was very proud, and his two eyebrows fluttered up and down like showing off: "Of course, can ordinary dogs be so handsome and handsome? Yushu Linfeng looks like Pan An? Look at my body, this line, this The softness and smoothness of the meat balls is one in a million, rare. Ouch, how can I be so beautiful!"

There are quite a lot of idioms, but how can you tell that the handsome Yushu Linfeng looks like Pan An with a rough face?And what are you trying to do with a shy expression after boasting about your beauty!He Quan pressed his own spitting switch again with a squeak, but didn't say it out of nowhere.While chatting with Typhon, it was completely dark, and the sea water was shimmering with bright moonlight.Looking at the surface of the sea, he suddenly said, "Typhon, you are actually my hallucination because of my fear of loneliness. But no matter what, thank you, you can talk to me even at this point."

As an orphan, he doesn't want to admit that what he fears the most is loneliness.

"You are the hallucination." Rolling his huge eyes, the dog suddenly jumped up two meters high, and performed a 360-degree horizontal right-angle roundabout kick, kicking He Quan on the sand several times: "Besides, I'm hallucinating and killing you, motherfucker, why are humans so stupid!"