Survival Guide Killing People

"What's wrong with you, it looks like you're about to cry." The other party's face was paralyzed as always, but the dog was able to catch the subtle changes in the facial expressions that were difficult to discern: "Don't worry, kisses won't get pregnant, even if you are pregnant, I will And I won't go to you to take responsibility. At most, let the child have no father, and I will raise him by myself, and become a white and fat paparazzi!"

The dog was very anxious, and circled around He Quan, pretending to be crazy and making jokes, for fear that he would be unhappy.

"Do you still have this function?" Many animals and plants in nature have prostate glands. Considering that the dog's body structure is different, and the human form is so beautiful that it is indistinguishable from male and female, it may be actually a hermaphrodite.If the uterus and ovaries are hidden in the hairy belly, maybe it really has the ability to give birth to the next generation.This idea just popped up, and before he had time to say it, the dog who guessed his thoughts had already changed his face, swooped and kicked violently, and kicked someone away mercilessly.

He Quan was unprepared, and was suddenly hit by the impact, staggering and falling backwards. Seeing that he was about to have an intimate contact with the hard ground, he quickly rushed over to use it as a human cushion.He fell on the dog's soft belly, muttering in his heart - he wanted to hit him again, but he was reluctant to hurt me, why should he be so arrogant!

"My uncle is afraid that you will hurt your head. You are already stupid. What should you do when you become even more stupid? There is no cure for brain damage. I don't want to take care of slaves with brain problems." The dog stared at him fiercely, his eyes So angry that Balabala said a bunch of popular science that only low creatures are hermaphrodites, and then clapped her paws: "Also, my father is a fake male dog, in other words, a male dog. Let's be more blunt, just like you They are the same big men with handles. But this world is different, and men can also have children, otherwise, how do you think the murlocs, a race with serious imbalance between men and women, can thrive."

Yes, Rourou said that they don't have women there!

Typhon originally wanted to explain the process and principle of male childbirth, but suddenly saw a vine not far away, immediately turned over and pushed the weight off his body, sharpened his claws on the rock like ADHD, and ran over to dig a hole: "I just slapped you Pao didn’t pay attention, but there are mussels here.”

When he found something good, he wagged his tail excitedly, and quickly alternated his two front paws, digging the soil rhythmically, and soon dug a big hole more than half a meter deep.There are some bright red rhizomes exposed in the damp soil. They are similar in appearance to sweet potatoes, except that they are much larger in size, and the color looks extremely poisonous.However, the dog kept smacking his lips and drooling, making He Quan's cheeks tighten.

"It's almost there, just wait and see." The roots of the sweet potato grow deep in the soil. If the dog didn't dig out the soil layer covering it, it would be impossible to dig it manually.He Quan spent a lot of effort, pulling and tugging, pulling out a bunch of tubers like a tug-of-war.

The dog took the biggest and reddest one, bit it off with a click, and immediately filled the air with an indescribably sweet fragrance.

"Eat it later, I'll deal with it for you first." Seeing that Tifeng was about to move regardless of his mouth full of mud, He Quan immediately stopped him, and at the same time took out a fruit knife, quickly peeled and cut into pieces.Maybe it's an occupational disease, no matter what kind of cooking, I hope to have everything in color, fragrance, shape and utensils. Even in a different world where supplies are scarce, I still use leaves as tableware and make some simple arrangements.

Typhon leaned over to watch him busy, and explained the characteristics of this plant a little.

Because of its high starch content, fire sweet potato can replace rice as a staple food. It is eaten in a similar way to sweet potatoes. It is boiled in water for the most authentic taste. It is delicious when buried under the fire and cooked directly. It is also a good choice to roast it directly.If you have suitable tools, you can also slice it and dry it in the sun, grind it and sift out the coarser particles to make raw powder, steam it in a pan and dry it, and it can replace flour to make steamed buns, steamed buns, noodles and other pastries.Because of its bright red color, the dim sum made can be colored without dyeing, and the red dandan is very pleasing.The orc family likes this kind of food very much, and they always plant it in large scale. Dogs only discovered this delicacy when dealing with orcs many years ago.

But besides cooking and processing, the most direct thing to do is to eat it as a fruit.The raw taste is close to that of yacon, with high water content, crisp and tender taste, and sweet taste.

When He Quan cut it, he felt that this thing was incredibly juicy. Among the fruits, only watermelon seemed to be comparable to it.But it is said to be like watermelon, and its hardness is quite high. If it is said to look like potatoes or sweet potatoes, its water content is surprisingly high, and its taste is unparalleled.

"It's delicious. I'll be in charge of carrying the venison later. You can bring as many as you can!" The dog puffed up his cheeks regardless of his image: "Sauce can be stored in a dry and ventilated place for several months, and it is not easy to spoil. , and it’s easy to grow. If it germinates, cut it into small pieces and bury it in the soil, you can grow a large area by yourself, and you don’t need special management at all. After we go back, we can find a suitable piece of land near the cave, and we can play farm games by ourselves Grow food!"

Of course He Quan would not let go of such a good thing.He emptied his backpack and filled it with a pack of sweet potatoes. Although it was a bit strenuous to carry it on his back, it was easier than trekking back and forth.

On the way back, the dog didn't carry him, but chose to walk together, not because he couldn't carry him, but because he wanted to exercise a certain guy who always said he was sick within a reasonable range.He Quan knew what was going on in his mind, and was also curious to know where his limit was.Although he has a heart attack, from the plane crash to the present, he only had a slight attack when he was poisoned, and he was fine the rest of the time, no different from a normal person.I don't know if it's because the air and water sources here are not polluted or for other reasons, but his physical condition is getting better and better.Maybe one day, this disease can really be cured.

"By the way, what did you say earlier that gourds can be used as containers?" Today is considered a rewarding day. I have harvested very good meat, as well as all kinds of delicious mushrooms, especially those rare condiments, which must be preserved carefully.So now there is a great need for some suitable-sized containers to hold things. We can’t pile everything up in the cave, and the disturbing ingredients may be contaminated if we look at them in a mess.

"Broken Star Iron Gourd, if you can walk, we'll go around and pick some." It's really a folk name that has nothing to do with being tall, and it also has a strong taste of low-cost martial arts movies.Seeing his disgusted expression, Gou Tanzhuo said, "Don't underestimate the iron gourd. It is very hard. It can be used not only as a ladle, tableware, container, but also as a stone mortar. Didn't you pick a lot of peppercorns and just pound them? Turn it into powder and eat it."

He Quan was curious as to why a gourd could be used as a mortar, so of course he wanted to see it.

After trekking in the forest for more than an hour, I rested two or three times in the middle to replenish water and food. My condition was better than I imagined. At least I was not too tired to walk, but it was true that the soles of my feet hurt a little.His walking posture gradually became strange. Although the change was subtle, the dog still noticed it: "The shoes don't fit? If you can't walk, come up, I'll carry you."

In fact, the pair of shoes I got from the plane are famous brands. The quality is undeniable. The soles are soft and have air bags, which are most suitable for sports.The reason why my feet hurt is entirely because I don't exercise too much at ordinary times.

"It's okay, I won't be polite when I really can't walk." I refused Typhon's kindness, because I haven't reached the limit yet, and I don't want to trouble others.The dog nodded and said that you are more persistent and capable than I imagined.

Isn't it just a few more steps? As for so many emotions?

Sometimes I really can't understand the dog's way of thinking. One second, I still dislike him as a low-level creature, and then I start to praise him in the next minute. It's like giving a candy with a whip.But being praised by him still warmed my heart, at least it didn't become Typhon's burden.At present, I try not to hold back and become a burden, and maybe I can become his helper in the future, and I can fight side by side!

Thinking about it, the corners of He Quan's mouth rose.

"Laughing so obscenely again, I must be thinking of obscenity!" Seeing his smile, the dog moved away, with a look of distrust.He Quan knew that he was shy, but he also saw that he wanted to refuse and welcome, so he simply teased him, deliberately using an unscrupulous tone and tone, and imitated the dude: "Little beauty, so what if I want to flirt with you. You are so beautiful, isn’t it just used as a fantasy subject for others? If you don’t like it, if you have the ability to cut off your face, I guarantee that neither men nor women are interested in you, because no one likes ugly people.”

"I don't want it!" The brain was disfigured, and the dog screamed, as if his face was really messed up: "No, no, how can someone's unparalleled face be so easily disfigured, I am really sorry for the expectations of my motherland and society!"

He Quan raised his eyebrows, feeling that Typhon's beauty-loving character was not at all pretentious, but rather cute.

"I only know how to look at other people's beautiful faces but ignore my golden and sincere heart, so the lower creatures are superficial." How to do it depends on his inner self."

"Yes, I am a little beauty who has both inside and outside, and who has never been seen before or since." In the upper body of the role, He Quan is very involved in acting and has not yet appeared in the play.The dog was treated lightly several times, and his face was so red that he was steaming through his fur.He swished far away, covering his face with his tail: "She is not a little beauty, she is very big, and her whole body is very big."

Finally found the weakness of this poisonous tongue dog, it can't stand compliments, and it's easy to be shy!

"The forest in front is where the iron gourd grows. If you bully me again, I won't tell you how to pick it." After half an hour, the blush on the dog's face has not faded.Although He Quan liked his cute reaction and wanted to continue flirting with him, but he was afraid that things would be reversed, so he had to be serious.

It's important to do the right thing, put away your slapstick thoughts, and enter the dense forest.

The trees in this forest are all coniferous trees that have never been seen on the earth. The trunks are straight, the crowns are small, and the leaves are as sharp and sharp as the thorns of cactus.And on these trees, there are countless vines with colorful leaves.Trees and vines accompany each other and are tightly intertwined to form a whole.And on the vine, there are colorful gourds that are as small as a water cup and so big that two people can hug them. The red, yellow, blue, green, orange, and purple are dazzling.

Is this the rhythm of growing a gourd baby?