Survival Guide Killing People

"Move quickly, move, move, my master's chest is on his belly, and he's going to starve to death." The dog slapped the ground with its paws to urge it, looking very unbearable, it's almost skinny: "As a slave, I don't understand my master at all. After chasing the deer for so long, the muscles in my whole body hurt to death. As a result, I still can’t eat a bite of hot food. I thought I could eat delicious food anytime with a cook by my side, but I still have to wait. What’s the use of me raising you? , it's better to take the lead pig, at least you can bite a few bites when you're hungry!"

If you don't run around, eat early, okay?

He Quan squinted at the dog shaking his head, and felt more and more that the behavior of inconsistency was too frank, but thinking that he was so shy easily, maybe he was just covering up his shyness.Thinking of it this way, it suddenly became clear, and there was no uncomfortable emotion.

This dog is quite cute.

"Eat some raw meat first when you're hungry. I've already treated it with salt and pepper." Dogs are animals that can eat raw meat.

The red and white snowflake meat is as thin as cicada wings, and the fat is evenly distributed, forming a beautiful marble-like texture, which is most suitable for hot pot.The dog was obviously shocked by He Quan's knife skills, so he didn't want to eat it raw, but he teased mercilessly: "The guy who can cut up tendon meat, did he secretly use a meat planer? It's so thin, it's unscientific."

"I really want to." Having such a convenient machine can really save a lot of trouble: "But I want a spatula more than a high-end machine like a meat planer."

He Quan is frying deer fat with shells instead of iron pans.The snow-white oil began to shrink after being heated, making a wonderful sizzling sound, and gradually turned into golden oil, and the air was full of oily fragrance.Such a great grease, I really want to pour the excess up for later use, but unfortunately there is no tool.As for stir-frying, because there is no spatula, it is very inconvenient to cut the wood for temporary use.

"I don't know how to forge iron, and I can conjure it out of thin air." Dogs are not omnipotent, so they worry: "You can talk about water ladles and containers, just pick a few broken star iron gourds, but what about the spatula? I said, aren’t you a great chef? High-end players can conjure all kinds of tricks without tools, and you can’t cook without a spatula. Isn’t it a bit useless.”

Spray him again!

Fortunately, He Quan was already used to Typhon's venomous tongue, knowing that he was mean-spirited, he wouldn't be unhappy, but after eavesdropping on the confession, it was a strange feeling to listen to the venomous tongue.

Tsundere dog, let's see how long you can stretch!

"If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools. Even I know what this sentence means." The fire is big, and within a few minutes, the oil is hot.He Quan hurriedly sautéed the peppercorns until fragrant, followed by the washed fungi.All the ingredients he found were checked by the dog, and they were all edible.The dog also told him that if it is an animal and plant that also exists on the earth, then its attributes are exactly the same, and even if it grows in size here, its essence will not change.If you could eat in the original world, you can also eat here.As for those who haven't seen it before, let him take a look first, so as not to cause problems.

But even a poisoned dog has a solution, first of all, he knows medical skills, and second, his blood is the universal serum.However, the serum cannot be used multiple times, and antibodies will be produced, so it is still necessary to avoid trouble.

During the chat, assorted mushrooms were put into the pot, and a burst of hot air came oncoming with the aroma of the pot, making people's jaws tense and saliva flowing.

"Oh, it smells so good. A little chopped green chili would be more perfect." The dog was greedy and slobbered around, making He Quan have to push it away manually every few minutes, so as not to get in the way.

Stir-fry the mushrooms until they are half-cooked, add water to the shells, and then season with a little lemon juice and basil, and quickly cook a pot of hot pot soup with a full color and flavor.It's a pity that the time is too short, otherwise the deer's knee bone and mussel meat will taste better after being simmered slowly for several hours.But the conditions are limited, and there is no way to cook such delicate dishes. Fortunately, the fast dishes are not unpalatable.He tasted it, and found that the soup was moderately salty and had the unique umami taste of mushrooms. The method was simple, but the taste was not compromised.Everything is ready, the rest is the shabu-shabu slices.Spread the clean leaves instead of bowls, and He Quan picks up the meat slices, stays in the hot soup for a few seconds and then picks them up.This kind of meat must not be overcooked, otherwise it is a waste of money.

Putting the meat and cooked mushrooms in front of Typhon, he started to grill the meat again.His movements were quick, the meat skewers were turned over in his hands, heated evenly, and the aroma was overflowing in a short while, which made the index finger move.

The dog's cheeks were swollen, like a little chipmunk stuffed with too much food, and his ears kept turning, as if excited.

"Eat slowly, isn't your tongue afraid of burning?" I remember that he didn't seem to like too hot food.

"This stuff is so delicious, I can't stop!" The dog wagged its tail and purred extremely comfortably while eating. This reaction was not quite like a canine animal, but like a coquettish cat.Yes, even his paws look like cute felines, maybe even his personality is also a cat.He is cold, arrogant, and self-willed. He is cold on the outside and loves to mess around on the inside. He has a very strong self-esteem, and he is high above the ground and will not be enslaved by anyone.

I forgot where I saw it. The difference between a cat and a dog is that when you come home, the dog will squat at the door with its slippers in its mouth, and bark happily: Master, welcome back; while the cat is paralyzed on the sofa, saying hello to the servants. The return of the old man is dismissive, the subtext is stupid human beings, don't roll over and feed me!

Therefore, Typhon is definitely a dog with a cat's heart!

And I guess I'm too servile, I just like being called around by him, and I feel happy to take care of the dog, it's hopeless.

"What are you laughing at, and you care about obscenity?" Halfway through the meal, seeing He Quan's horrified expression, which seemed to be a smile but not a smile, with the corners of his mouth hovering between a sneer and a sinister smile, he was instantly entangled: "You should keep your face paralyzed and fantasize about it. The expression is too scary, who knows what you are fantasizing about. People don't have such heavy tastes, and don't want to run into your strange imagination."

"I just think your personality doesn't match your appearance." You can't tell the truth, if you say he is a cat, he will definitely be beaten and flew a few meters away.

"That's right, I've never seen such a cute and handsome dog and so smart and powerful." Typhon was very proud, his nose was raised high, and he almost screamed with his hands on his hips, if he could hold it.

"Try the barbecue. The part used is called rib fan. It is moderately fat and thin, and it is especially suitable for grilling. You won't feel greasy if you eat a few more pieces, but you don't have time to prepare dipping sauce and chili." I don't know how to call each part of the bigfoot, After cutting it open, it was discovered that the deer has not only the waist but also the upper brain, which is a combination of pig and cow, so I simply used the adjective for beef: "The weather here is not too hot, but fresh meat cannot be preserved for a long time. You Say we take the meat home and marinate it, or do it on the spot?"

There are no carnivores around here, so you can marinate the meat and hang it on a tree to dry naturally, and then pick it up in a few days, when the water evaporates and the weight will become lighter.But the dog is more cautious, worried that the ration will be chewed or destroyed by small animals, so he insists on taking it back now.

It was so urgent, but after eating and drinking, Typhon didn't leave immediately, but collapsed on the grass and hiccupped.He Quan thought he was tired, and thought that he still had physical strength anyway, so he went over to help him massage his limbs and dredge his meridians.The dog was pressed so comfortably that it trembled so comfortably that its hair stood on end, but it still said stiffly: "Hmph, barely, practice more in the future, otherwise how will you please me."

What does it mean to pretend to be sexually frigid even though it's cool?

Gradually figured out the dog's behavior pattern, He Quan came up with the idea of ​​teasing him.After touching it for a while, his fingers rested on Typhon's stomach, and slowly explored among the soft fur.The dog thought he was going to massage his abdomen, so he lay down on all fours in a cooperative manner, with his two front paws tucked into his chest, very well-behaved, as cute as he wanted.

"Aren't you a male? Why do you have nipples? What are they used for? Do you feel it?" I touched two small protrusions and deliberately pissed him off, so I pinched them a few times moderately.

The dog jumped up like an electric shock, covered its chest with its paws, and even called the shameless rogue, who was so hungry that he would not let go of such a pure dog, such an innocent Mimi's head.After losing his temper, he began to popularize science. Barabala talked about a lot of reasons why male creatures also have nipples, the function of this organ and its profound impact on history, and so on. Finally, he concluded: "Don't you also have nipples? Let me pinch it, or it's not fair!"

"Up to you." Dafang pulled open his shirt.

"You bastard whose integrity is broken into dumpling stuffing." Typhon vomited blood angrily, and found that the big boy in front of him was not at all taciturn, not honest at all, not shy at all, he was simply a liar with a paralyzed face Scoundrel!

"Forget that you are still a virgin dog. Pinching your nipples is too exciting when you come up. It's my fault. We should start step by step. Let's start with learning tongue kissing, how about it?" Usually, you have to fight back when you are poisoned too much. Other topics But this resourceful dog can only take advantage of it on such occasions.He Quan knew that Typhon liked him very much. Although he didn't know the reason, it was obviously not the kind of liking for ordinary friends, because no one would be so kind to a stranger.And she seemed to care about him too.Finally figured out the feelings that had troubled him for several days, he was always relieved, the strange thing was that he was not only not disgusted, but a little happy.

Gender and race seem to be floating around. Although I don't understand why it is so acceptable as a human being, everything is natural.It seems that fate was destined thousands of years ago. He should like Typhon, and Typhon should like him too.He also made a hypothesis, replacing the dog with another creature, and suddenly felt nauseous.It seems that the only one who can accept it is that cheap dog!

"Tongue...Tongue...Tongue..." His thoughts were dragged back by the stammering words. He didn't expect that Typhon, who was usually so cheap, was so innocent that he couldn't even complete a word, and his tongue was tied.

It can't really be a virgin dog!

He Quan actually didn't believe that Typhon didn't have that kind of experience. Although he didn't admit it, it wasn't hard to guess from the conversation that he had lived for at least a few thousand years.It is impossible for such a long life span not to have experienced love, and it is impossible for no one to be by my side, otherwise it would be too lonely and pitiful.Moreover, the dog-human form's heaven-defying appearance, I don't know how many people are willing to post it upside down and recommend themselves as pillow seats.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little sad.

Human life is so short, how long can you stay with a dog that is almost immortal?The joy just now was all gone, and He Quan fell into the whirlpool of grief in an instant, and found that he liked dogs more than he imagined, because he thought about him more than himself.The ecstasy when I learned that the dog also likes me, and the helplessness of thinking that I can't be with the dog forever, fluctuate wildly in my mind.He began to feel that he might not be able to respond to anything from Typhon, because with anticipation, the ending seemed so sad.

He is a doomed creature, sick, short-lived, and weak. Even eating mermaid meat for a long time can only increase his life span for a while.And those hundreds of years were nothing to Typhon.They are so different that there is no point of intersection.

Too many negative emotions surged in, He Quan suddenly covered his head, because many memories that did not belong to him flashed in his mind, it was the scene of Typhon in human form who lost his lover in various eras in grief.Desperation, pain, sadness, tears, he saw the man hugging his lover's body and crying bitterly again and again, all these hit him in his heart, and he couldn't bear to live.

He doesn't know where this scene came from, but he knows that after his death, the dog can't forget, living so lonely and sad...