Survival Guide Killing People

"Who brought you here, and who taught you to speak this language!" Typhon lowered his expression, pressed his claws against the murloc's throat, his eyes were sharp and murderous.

"What a scary dog, who can actually speak human language. Don't stare at me. I'll do it. I'll do it all the time. Don't get angry. Don't torture me. I'm so tender and tender. It hurts. Ahhh, it's so scary, don't Biting the soft meat on the arm, I’m a mixed breed, it really doesn’t taste good!” The murloc looked down at the arm that had been bitten out with two holes, and hurriedly pressed the wound, with tears in his eyes and a pretty face professionally posing She looked so pitiful.

But the chatty attribute is not annoying at all, it is another funny comparison!

"Then hurry up and say it." A paw slapped over, sending the nonsense idiot flying to the opposite wall and sticking it.

He Quan stood beside him in a cold sweat, it turned out that Typhon usually controlled his power when he was fighting with him.

"Hey, I said, I'll just say it. A long time ago, there was a group of blue murlocs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They were lively and smart, naughty and sensitive, and they lived freely in the blue sky. The great ocean..." The murloc shook his head intoxicatedly, but before he finished speaking, the impatient Typhon opened his mouth and bit his frantic head, and the blood spurted far away.

"It hurts!" He screamed hysterically, the voice was so sharp that his eardrums were about to burst.

"This is their hunting trick. Adult murlocs play sound bombs in the water, which can kill fish and shrimp in a radius of tens of meters and float to the surface. I don't like this kind of creature very much, because during the fish breeding season, They are simply a group of bastards who only know how to kill them all. This kind of indiscriminate attack has caused many fish fry to die before they grow up, reducing the survival rate of the population, and in a sense, they are constantly destroying nature. And after they overfished and killed Pick and choose, don’t eat this, don’t eat that, waste of resources.” Typhon rolled his eyes, waved his paw to signal He Quan to lower his head.

He rubbed his paws, and said in a negotiating tone: "I took two bites just now, and the taste smelled like a primate. It is indeed not a purebred murloc. Although the taste is a little bit worse, the curative effect is still there, especially for your body. Heart disease is still good. Anyway, this guy is so noisy, it's useless to keep it, he will kill you and make soup for you."

"But he can talk, and he looks very human." Although he has eaten disgusting fruits and seen the strange creatures in this world, he is already mentally prepared that no matter how weird the ingredients are, as long as they can be eaten, they will not be wasted.But the person in front of him can only speak human language, even if he is not human, he still feels like cannibalizing his own kind, so how can he do it.

"Yes, yes, actually, I have a quarter of human blood. My grandmother, like you, is a Mongolian with yellow skin, black eyes, and black hair." The murloc pointed at He Quan, perhaps to see that he was staying by his side. It can reduce the chance of being eaten, and hurriedly ran over to hug the thigh, and the words are quite down-to-earth: "As the saying goes, when a fellow countryman sees a fellow countryman, his eyes are full of tears. Do you have the heart to eat such a poor fellow like me? Seeing that you are like a newcomer , In the first few days, there may be a fresh and exciting feeling. After a long time, can you endure the endless loneliness without a companion? As long as you don’t eat me, I can take you to my grandma, and you will definitely be able to chat!"

This murloc talks a lot!

He Quan frowned, and because of the beach pants he was wearing, his skin was entangled by his cold body, and suddenly he felt goosebumps all over his body. He quickly pushed away the clingy creature: "Who are Mongolians?"

The dog rolled his eyes, with the expression that he told you to study hard and not listen, dropped out of school to become a cook, he's all right now, he doesn't know anything except daily necessities: "It's the yellow race!"

Just say that people of the yellow race don't get it, why are you talking about such a high-end title.

"By the way, whites are also called Europas or Caucasians, and blacks are Negroids; but the races mentioned here are not completely distinguished according to skin, hair color, and pupils. For example, Mediterranean people belong to Caucasians but Their body color is darker, and they have black hair and brown pupils." Typhon sat down cross-legged, paws resting his chin like a thinker: "In other words, if it weren't for Zeus, the pervert, who coaxed and tricked Phoenician princess Europa In continental Europe, there are no Caucasians anymore. Huh, in this way, compared with you who were squeezed out of mud, Caucasians are closer to God, although that guy’s blood may not necessarily be good.”

Although he didn't study much, he still read a little bit of famous popular books such as Greek mythology: "Listen to you, it seems that gods really exist. How can you even know the myths and legends of Nuwa creating man? You are not a foreigner. person."

"It's not a myth. The myth is that you low-level creatures can't use science to explain everything in the world, so you make up your own brains. It's just nonsense." "Young people, don't always show the lower limit. Superstition is not advisable. Science is the only way to test the truth."

"Hey, why are you guys chatting? Don't forget that there is me here." The murloc came over and followed blindly: "Aren't you curious about my bizarre life experience? Don't be like this, I just planned to start from the beginning. rise."

"Who wants to listen, the meat on the chopping board is equal to Lao Tzu, get out of here." Typhon sent out two eye knives.

Dogs only have appetite for murlocs, but He Quan is different.Why can he speak Chinese? The grandma he is talking about is really a Chinese who came here first?As an aquatic animal, why doesn't he leave the lighthouse and go into the ocean, why does he stay here?These things all need an answer.

Typhon rubbed his chin and conjectured: the intelligence of murlocs was similar to that of humans. They lived in groups, could make production tools, and had their own language and civilization.They once ruled the shallow sea for a period of time. Later, due to the extinction of the osprey hawks, the number of mermaids increased dramatically, and the mermaids who could not resist those murderous creatures had to retreat to the inland, living in the same cave as the underground water source, and slowly adapting to fresh water and air. Evolved from sea creatures to amphibians.

This process only took a few hundred years!

However, the habitat of the murlocs is far away from this sea area, and due to geological changes and environmental changes, they continue to migrate deep into the mainland, and finally settle in a certain place; this location is very mysterious, even Typhon does not know, It only knows that it is an inexhaustible giant oasis surrounded by deserts; so the dog thinks that the murlocs must have some kind of purpose, otherwise they would not have risked their lives to cross the desert and travel long distances to get here.

"Although we murlocs have evolved amphibious features, we still can't leave the water for too long. Only a hybrid like me can last longer." Speaking of this, the murlocs suddenly sat up: "This big dog guessed right, In fact, I shoulder the important mission of saving the murlocs—I came to find the savior."

His eyes glowed, and he stared at He Quan: "I see that this little human brother has an imperial look on his brows, he must be the person I'm looking for!"

As soon as the words were finished, Typhon cursed, I greet you for the eighteenth generation of your ancestors, then jumped up, kicked the murloc out of the window with a very beautiful roundabout kick.

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fell into the water.

After 2 minutes, the murloc floated up from the sea, showing symptoms of belly turning.He Quan held Jiujiu in his arms, and silently spit out this sentence: "He didn't answer my question, you sent him flying."

"God is annoying, the good Tang monk meat is placed in front of you and tells you to eat it, and you don't want to do it, so let him go away." The dog suddenly became agitated, with its ears pricked up, and its tail wobbled anxiously. Lai Sweep: "Anyway, I don't care. I pushed you ashore, and you belong to me. You are not allowed to be a savior. The life and death of the murloc has nothing to do with us. You are not allowed to be a holy mother, and you are not allowed to be kind. You are not allowed to leave Master and run away alone!"

So he was angry about this?

Although the dog is willful and mischievous, He Quan always has a familiar and warm feeling in his heart when he takes the oath of ownership.He put his forehead against Typhon's, stroked his soft back hair lightly, and said, "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere."

"Liar, big liar, you're going to lie to me with such sweet words, and make me a fool!" Typhon suddenly roared, emotionally.He roared for a long time, turned his head away, and whispered in a whisper-like monologue: "20 years ago you left me and ran away by yourself, do you know how many years I searched for you before I found you, so that I would not let anyone people!"

His voice was very soft, He Quan naturally didn't hear the second half of the sentence clearly, he just thought he lost his temper, so he didn't care.

Not long after, the murlocs climbed up the outer wall of the lighthouse by themselves.

Needless to say, this guy's vitality is quite strong, and he is not afraid of death, so he went to provoke Typhon again: "Brother Dog, ah no no no, I was wrong, he is a handsome dog dog fairy dog ​​king. Please don't get angry, sir. Don't be impatient, be careful with the candles... Don't stare, I'm getting to the point. I made up the savior just now, didn't I just want you to spare my life? In fact, I am interracial with the lizard people in the desert I fell in love, but the elders in the clan disagreed with life and death, so I had to elope here. Unexpectedly, one of them was accidentally caught by an osprey, and his lover was eaten. Woohoo, I was lucky enough to escape to the lighthouse and accidentally found the nearby sea There are a lot of geoducks in there, which are fat and delicious, so I don’t want to and dare not go home, so I live here. You adults have a lot of them, treat me as a fart, and let me go.”

The murloc begged for mercy, but the dog didn't speak, and He Quan couldn't figure out what he was thinking.

Although the story was full of loopholes, he wanted to know more about the human traversers, so he claimed that we lived in a cave on the shore, and asked him if he wanted to go together.

"If you want, I will eat all the geoducks here, and if you don't leave, you will starve to death." The murloc's eyes glowed, and his hands made prayers: "Master, from today onwards, you are my master. I will follow you to the ends of the earth."

"He Quan, you picked up a broken bird and I can bear it. What are you doing with this idiot now? You really think you are Momotaro going to fight ghosts." Typhon was not happy, put away his usual laughing expression, and his tone was a little bit gloomy.

"It's not Momotaro, it's obviously the mighty and powerful dog god and the useless and weak servants No. [-], No. [-], and No. [-]." The murloc has good eyesight, and immediately mistook that it was the dog who had the final say, and then began to flatter : "Lord Dog God, please give me a name, the little one doesn't have a name yet."

The dog gave him a blank look, ignored it, and began to search for useful tools in the room.

He Quan looked at the murloc in embarrassment, and always felt that it was inconvenient not to have a name. He thought that Typhon had always called him Tang Monk Rou, so he said that you should call him Rourou, and then lowered his head and whispered to Typhon: "Don't be angry, raise him first." So, just store up food, maybe one day I will overcome my psychological barrier and want to eat it.”

"Hehe, you still know how to fool me now. What the hell is storing food? If you dare to eat him, I will bite off his tail and use it as a broom for you." The dog suddenly stopped the movement of its paws, with fierce eyes: "I know these days How much anger have I accumulated? If you don't let it out, you don't even know how many eyes Prince Ma has!"