Survival Guide Killing People

Being slapped by the soft and bulging pads on the paws is not painful but also very comfortable, like playing.And after a few days of getting along, He Quan also knew that Typhon had a noisy personality and would not really attack, so he played around.Since he couldn't avoid the whipping, he took the initiative to attack, and he made sure to pay attention. He suddenly grabbed the dog's front paw, pressed his fingers against the meaty ball in the opponent's palm, and pressed hard.

Unexpectedly, as soon as it was pressed down, Typhon shook exaggeratedly several times, groaned and collapsed on the ground, his fluffy tail curled up like a big curl.After a long time, he slowly shrunk into a ball and turned his face shyly: "It's impolite, don't touch other people's sensitive spots casually, they are not such casual dogs, they won't mess around with you!"

ha?Meatballs are sensitive! ?

"It's disgusting, I'm still... still a pure little virgin dog, how can such a delicate and beautiful flower be stuck on your pile of cow dung." Typhon covered his face with his paws, and tipped his tail with high frequency Swaying, saying no, the action is looking forward to it.

He's such a hairy person, pretending to be silly makes me get goosebumps all over my body.And as a man, ah no, he is a male, what is there to be proud of when he is still a boy at this age!He Quan complained crazily, one energy ball is kept for five years, and Typhon has four, which means that he has lived as a dog for at least 4 years. You've been an old man for 20 years, okay, pretending to be a young girl, and still shy, isn't your skin thicker than the corner of the city wall!

"Aren't you a virgin?" The dog's face changed drastically, and he threw He Quan to the ground again: "Take out your virginity and show me, or I will bite you to death!"

...Where did the man get the film, even if he had it, he couldn't take it out, okay, and this joke is no longer funny.

Unable to push away the cheating dog, He Quan had no choice but to pinch his meatball again, only to find that Typhon's paws were different from ordinary dogs, more like cats.His front paws have 5 toes, and his back paws have 4. The claws can be stretched freely, as long as you press the small meat ball, the sharp claws will be stretched out, and when you let go, they will retract, which is quite fun.

After pinching a few times, I became more and more curious: "What kind of creature are you?"

"You stupid bastard, do you have blind eyes or something wrong with your brain, and you can't see that this uncle is a real dog!" Typhon stopped making trouble, put away his smile, and said in a displeased tone: "I also told you not to mess around. Pinch, I don’t understand Chinese, be careful I will kick you.”

Forcibly retracting the claws, it seems that I really don't like being touched by people: "Because of the need for survival, I can increase the activity of cells in a short period of time and carry out self-evolution. You stupid mortals don’t understand if you talk too much. Anyway, you know that I’m too good to be good. It’s fine if I’m very high-end and elegant. And the paws of cats are easier to use. They can not only be cute but also climb trees. Dogs Claws aren't that versatile."

As he spoke, Typhon opened his claws, stretched and retracted his hooked claws, tilted his head and stuck out his tongue like a cat meowing: "The Lun family is a super invincible and beautiful cute kitten, meow meow!"

And cute.

It's obviously a dog, but the expression is so cheap that it makes people feel very cute, it's simply unscientific!

"You are very beautiful when you become a human." He has always been indifferent to creatures that can act like a baby, and he who is silent and not good at stirring up the atmosphere doesn't know how to follow along.Afraid of the silence, I decided to change the topic and find something I could talk about to continue.After thinking about it, I saw the proud appearance of the dog, and I should praise it no matter whether it was out of politeness or not, but I felt a little strange when I said the word beautiful, so I quickly added: "I mean very handsome , but...but also pleasing to the eye."

"Really." For the compliment, the dog lacked the complacency and joy it imagined, and just lay down: "It's a pity that this face looks like my father."

"Isn't that good?" I didn't understand where the depression in the other party's words came from.

"I am the youngest child that my parents got when they were very old. I should be loved... But you don't understand, their relationship is very complicated. They are both enemies and comrades-in-arms, and they are also brothers and sisters. Because of the territory And jurisdiction, the two factions have been fighting for so many years, but there is no reason, I was caught in the middle and suffered, and I have endless aftertaste of those days." It is rare to talk about my own life experience, but it is such a powerful content.He Quan sat upright, didn't dare to ask more questions when he had doubts, his face was calm but his heart was turbulent, mainly because he was worried that he would be killed if he heard some terrible secret.

But the dog closed his eyes and did not continue.

He sighed, looked very tired, and waved his paws: "I'm sleepy and need to rest. You go around and collect anything you can use. Also, taking this broken bird away is simply a waste of time." Noisy."

The dog is not the same as usual. Although He Quan was worried, he didn't know how to intervene in his sadness. Maybe it would be better to let him stay alone for a while to calm down, so he left quickly with Jiujiu.He thought, I don’t have parents so I’m not doing well, but Typhon’s parents are still not doing well. It seems that Tolstoy’s famous saying is still true-happy families are all alike, but unhappy families are different. Have misfortune!

"Chirp, chirp!" Seeing his frowning face, the baby bird fluttered up and pecked lightly on his forehead, as if to comfort him.

"Almost forgot, and you, poor little one." He Quan felt a little guilty for letting Jiujiu, who had just been abandoned by his mother, worry about himself, so he cheered up and made up his mind that if the big eagle didn't fly back, he would raise the chicks himself.Since I can't return to the earth, and I have seen the ferocious mermaid and giant hunters, if I don't want to sit still, I must cheer up and live a good life on the island.

Current goals: take care of myself, feed Tyfeng, and raise Jiujiu!

Thinking of this, he deeply felt the inescapable sense of responsibility deep in his heart.Especially the second one, regardless of whether he is the reincarnated Pan An who is as beautiful as a narcissus, as long as he becomes fat and balls, he will not look good, and he may even be completely different.In order to make Typhon no longer worry about his peerless beauty, He Quan decided to use 12 points of effort to turn dogs into pigs and force handsome guys into fat men!

There are many ingredients on the island, and with him as the chef, I am not afraid that there will be no delicious food.

It's just that there is a lack of cooking utensils, no matter how good a cook is, he can't use his fists, and he can't eat sashimi and fruits every day.Although there are many cooking methods without using pots and pans, the most classic ones are bamboo stick barbecue and beggar chicken, and you can also use hot stones for rock roasting.But the food culture is extensive and profound, and there are more than such little tricks.Naturally, if he wanted to feed Fatty Typhon, he had to do everything in his power.

In order to find kitchen utensils, he planned to check all the rooms, but the stairs used by the giant were too wide for humans, and it was very inconvenient to go up and down.The lighthouse was too high, and I was afraid that I would be exhausted before climbing up, so I had to give up the three rooms above and go straight to the bottom floor to try my luck.

He struggled down the stairs, scraping his hands against the wall or the stairs from time to time, but he didn't get too dirty.

Typhon said that the giants were extinct hundreds of years ago, and the way to the tower was cut off, and no other creature has entered the lighthouse since.So why is the tower that has been abandoned for hundreds of years so clean, there is no dust, and there are no cobwebs in the corners, it is not like a building that has been idle for a long time.And where the oil lamp is placed on the wall, there are obviously fresh and recently burned traces!

Are there any surviving giants here?

As I was groaning, there was a slight noise downstairs, and it wasn't caused by wind or waves, it was definitely the frame sound made by something hitting the tables, chairs and benches.There was not much movement, but He Quan's scalp was still numb with fright, and he picked up Jiujiu and fled back.The deep-sea giant is ferocious by nature, and will never show mercy to intruders. Only a fool would want to face this monster head-on!

After walking a few steps, Typhon came down from above with a serious face.

He raised his paw, made a booing gesture at He Quan, and said in a low voice, "There are others in the tower."

"Giant?" He Quan asked nervously.

"How is it possible? The giant is so big, so he can't move lightly, and..." the dog raised his head, wrinkled his nose and sniffed for a while, and licked his lips: "I always feel that there is a delicious taste. I'm hungry."

"Delicious?" I don't quite understand this description.

"Tsk, it's so stupid, it means that the following is my food." Speaking of eating, Typhon suddenly became energetic and geared up: "It smells like fish. I like seafood the most."

Afraid of disturbing the prey, he cautiously descended the spiral staircase, quickly began to accelerate, and ran away without a trace.Not long after, He Quan heard dogs barking and howling from below, and it seemed that he had caught him.But the crying sound is weird, why is it so like a person begging for mercy?

"Wait, keep someone under your mouth, you can't eat this!" He Quan rushed over, just in time to see Typhon opening his mouth full of fangs, ready to eat, and a blue-skinned person pleading and struggling under his paws.Seeing this, before he had time to think about it, he instinctively rushed to save the poor prey, only to realize that this person was very unusual.

The one who was rescued was a boy, he looked only fifteen or sixteen years old, he was not tall, his skin was like jelly, very soft and smooth, showing a deep blue like the sea; Because of makeup, he has deep black eyeliner and white shoulder-length curly hair. At first glance, he looks like a teenager playing gothic rock; but if you look closely, you can find that he is indeed different, not just a two-waisted fish The fin-like organs look weird, and there are duck flipper-like membranes between the fingers and toes, and even the shape of the ears is different from that of humans.

"He is... what?" It might be a mermaid, and it doesn't have a tail, but it's still an aquatic creature no matter how you look at it.

"Murloc, it's a rare delicacy. It tastes so delicious, and eating it can prolong life, and its effect is similar to that of Tang raw meat. Cut it into sashimi. After you eat this, you may have a heart attack." Typhon gritted his teeth. , the blue murloc was so scared that it shook like a sieve, tremblingly begging: "Don't eat me, I don't taste good, the meat of my murloc is bitter, and it will cause stomach upset, please let it go!" me."

Damn, he can speak Chinese! ?