An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Hearing that Lin Ha rushed him back to the Demon Realm to find someone else, the thief Lu Yixi was not happy, and picked up the throwing knife that he didn't know where he came from, and slammed it at Mr. Yu.

And Lin Ha, who thinks he changed his name to Beelzebub, is even worse!Ya, I didn't think about it for a long time.How could he be so stupid, how could he be degraded from the emperor to the prime minister in a daze and nervous?Impulse is the devil, and this devil is so courageous that even the devil dares to control him!hateful!It really should be taken to the intersection of the Three Realms, and sent to the Heavenly Realm Dog to chop it up!

Lin Ha couldn't figure it out. He opened the refrigerator and took out a can of iced milk and drank it. One can was not enough, so he continued to pour it into his mouth for the second and third times. !

I don't know how many cans I drank, Lu Yixi came over to take the milk, Lin Ha frowned and looked at him vigilantly.Without saying anything, Lu Yixi took a glass and poured a glass of milk back into Lin Ha's hand.

hot.

"Anyway, it's also a human stomach, can you be more careful?"

"My stomach has always been the best in the Three Realms, even in human form!" I want you to mind your own business.

Lin Ha turned his back and heard Lu Yixi say behind him, "Actually, you have used a lot of your faith to strengthen your gastric motility!"

"..." Lin Ha couldn't argue at all.He walked a few steps out of the kitchen in embarrassment, his back was burned, and he always felt that Lu Yixi was laughing at him behind him.After entering the study, Lin Ha hugged his head in frustration and scratched hard.

Noisy!What's going on, why are you always being stupid today!After frantically shaking his hair to vent his anger, Lin Ha leaned on the wall and took a few deep breaths.Copy the hair on the front of the forehead back with your hands, ready to start the pretentious mode to regain confidence.

As a result, as soon as the switch was turned on, the belief power strengthened in the stomach immediately began to flow to the brain.Lin Ha's cute and embarrassed eyes became clearer and brighter, and when he recalled what happened just now, he immediately found the crux of the problem.

Second Olympic!Misled by assholes!

Who said it was customary for the Anunnaki gods to marry!Their practice is obviously to rob, and it is obvious who will force it! ! !

If it weren't for taking care of the heart of the Virgin Mary of Nanna, the father of "White Moon", who would actually use the excuse of "marriage" to put her under house arrest!And when dealing with guys who are not relatives, they always directly kill and throw their corpses into the wilderness!

Lin Ha recalled the situation on the first day when the stupid bird fell into the devil world.In addition to being very illiterate and misrecognizing his name that day, the stupid bird also blew him several kisses... As for that kind of flirting behavior, Lin Ha instinctively thought backwards.

Those who came to tease = those who came to marry = those who robbed!

So that day, without hesitation, he picked up the magic book and wand and smashed it at the head of the stupid bird, and then called a group of younger brothers and the fallen angels brought by the stupid bird to start a special "labor magic damage faith" The protracted battle.Thinking about it now, Lin Ha really felt that he was really sick at that time, really stupid.

He should learn from Hades next door, greet the other party to sit down in a more generous manner, and then directly send a glass of "Wangchuan Water" to him, make a fool of him and throw it in the corner, and turn around and become a cool madman The domineering and ruthless Emperor Gong.

lost.really lost.Compared with the way "Old Ha next door" handles outsiders, Lin Ha feels a heavy sense of frustration from the depths of his soul.The only way to overcome this setback might be to give Lu Yixi and his fallen angels a fatal blow from the front and throw them out of the Demon Realm after the power of faith is fully absorbed.

But with so much faith, in today's era of "the gods are dead", if you want to recover it, you have to work hard for at least several thousand years.If he really collects all of them, with the arrogant character of the stupid bird, he might as well go directly to the heavens and become the king of gods.After knocking the stupid bird out of the demon world, he will definitely bring people back to fight back, but if he returns to the heavenly realm, it is absolutely impossible for the stupid bird to bear the mistake and fly back to heaven.At that time, even the neighbors will not have to do it, and he will never have to see stupid birds again.

No one would ever squeeze into his side while he was sleeping.

No one would rush out one step faster than him when he saw Asmodeus walking the bird, pull out Asmodeus' penis and nail it to the wall, hang him upside down and beat him.

No one would deliberately lead Lilith past the garden while he was eating, and slap Samael with his wings after he walked out of the garden.

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Lin Ha rubbed his ears, drank the glass of milk that Lu Yixi gave him, and said to Lu Yixi nonchalantly when he got out of the study, "Work hard, after you have collected your faith power, return to the demon and fight me hard." field."

"Ah?!" Lu Yixi was confused, and asked Mr. Feather, "Did I make him angry again?"

Mr. Feather shook his head, "I don't know."

Lu Yixi turned cold, flicked his fingers at Mr. Yu, and bounced him to the wall for punishment, "It's all your fault! Tell me to grab his milk!" When he wanted to eat, he should have eaten again. Buy a lot and let him open his stomach to eat!In this way, when the stomach is indigestible, I can take the opportunity to touch his belly!

After that day, Lin Ha gave Lu Yixi the cold for a day or two, but as Lu Yixi and Yu Yujun courted and laughed day and night, Lin Ha's attitude softened a little bit, and finally even agreed that Lu Yixi could go back to Lu Yixi without sleeping on the sofa. bedroom.

Of course, sleeping on the floor.

Of course, most of the things that please and sell jokes are basically done by Mr. Yu.

The only thing Lu Yixi did was to happily run into the bedroom hugging the pillow.

Just sleeping on the floor or something, obviously doesn't fit Luyixi's style.So when Lin Ha wakes up every morning, he can see a naked fallen angel floating beside his bed, blowing a kiss to him seductively.

No matter whether Lin Ha is sleeping on the left or the right side, Lu Yixi can move to the exact position one second before he opens his eyes.And the postures range from "Sleeping Venus" to "David", and all the important portraits, sculptures, and murals of the Renaissance are basically staged by Lu Yixi.

"Although the Renaissance is not only the revival of art, but also the revival of religion. But can you stop posing for other gods, especially the gods in the sky? Don't you feel hairy when you imitate the cos god of "Genesis"?" Lin Ha threw his shirt out.

"Mao!" Lu Yixi grabbed the clothes and sniffed them. It smelled of milk, so he put on the corner of his mouth, "You don't know, those artists are old and bad. They all only draw pictures for the guys on the top. No portraits or sculptures for me! Neither do yours!"

Inspiration is a gift from the gods, but enthusiasm is a gift from the devil.Without inspiration and enthusiasm, there will be no art. Blindly worshiping gods is an unforgivable sin in the eyes of the devil.

"..." Lin Ha, who was about to put on his pants, stopped his hands, squinted his eyes and stared deeply at Lu Yixi and asked, "Those guys are all dead, right?"

"of course."

"Find all the people, throw the sculptures to the entrance of the magic palace to pave the way, and grab the paintings to decorate the streets."

There was an evil light in Lu Yixi's eyes, "You are also good and bad."

"Huh?" Lin Ha questioned softly.

"But I just like you being so badass." Lu Yixi said, blowing the kiss of the day, the tip of her tongue licked her pale fingertips with red eyes, that kind of poisonous beauty, if it was someone else, I'm afraid she would have resisted Couldn't stop, he jumped towards the master and spread his legs.

But facing this kind of scene, Lin Ha can just sit still.I woke up early in the morning and didn't eat anything. I was so hungry that I was starving to death. Who has the time to mess around!No matter how beautiful and delicious it is, it is not a dish!