An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Thanks to Yu Shuijun's hype, the question "Where did 617 go" successfully became a hot topic among netizens in the first working week after the Spring Festival.What is the pressure to suffer from depression, what is sad to decide to leave the showbiz, each statement is mixed with conjectures about Lu Yixi's childhood life, and some rumors that have been proven to be false news a long time ago, watching cold food with poisoned apples Dazzling.

But almost all of them are inseparable from the emotional entanglement of the "West, North, and South". In almost every version of the story, Lu Yixi and Anrunan are recognized as a pair.It’s not that the two have been in love for many years, or that the two have missed each other and ended up breaking up, and the reason for each breakup is mostly because Lu Yixi wanted to pursue his career and abandoned An Runan. Otherwise, how could An Runan die? Send a last letter to Lu Yixi, otherwise how could Lu Yixi suffer from depression?

The brains of the people are always the most powerful. Yan Jue's sailors just started, and all kinds of opinions from outside came up, and each one was more nonsense, so that they even came up with the idea of ​​"depression." "Li Siming, who had such a bad idea, had a headache later, and hurriedly asked Yan Qiao to discuss whether he should call some more sailors to clean up his crimes.

Yan Qiao stared at the apartment key that was returned to him a few days ago on the west side of the desk, and finally turned his head, "I won't wash it."

"..." Li Siming looked at him without speaking.

Yan Qiao was silent and signaled him to go out with his eyes. Li Siming was the first to lose in the stalemate. He spoke first, "Don't make trouble, it's not good for us to dye him black. We still rely on him to make money. "

"He can figure it out by himself." Yan Qiao didn't say much, took out the script of "Do Not Escape" on the table and read it casually.Such a move represents one meaning in Li Siming's eyes: I am the boss and I am willful.

Li Siming pulled away the chair opposite Yan Qiao and sat down, and said with a long way to go, "You can't be jealous of him because he is quick to act and has already lived with Lin Ha. By the way... when are you going to tell Song about their living together?" Home? At least we should talk to Chengxuan first. Otherwise, the Song family will not agree in the future, and we will pursue it..."

Yan Qiao was stunned for a moment, not sure if she was choking on saliva or feeling sick, coughed twice, then threw a copy of the script to Li Siming and said, "I'll find a chance to talk to Cheng Xuan about this matter, the west of the Internet Road and You don't need to worry about An Runan's affairs, if we don't act, there will be people who won't be able to sit still. Go back and read the script once and you'll understand."

Li Siming took the script and walked out of Yan Qiao's office suspiciously. Although Yan Qiao's decision was rarely wrong, for Yan Qiao's last two coughs, Li Siming felt a bit "I'm sick and self-willed" no matter what I thought. mean.And after he finished reading the script that Lu Yixi "modified" himself, Li Siming seriously discovered that Yan Qiao was not the only one who was sick.

He should really listen to the opinions of netizens and find a psychiatrist for Lu Yixi!This kind of script can be written, how can this brain be good?Living between two snake spirits, Brother Xiao Ming really felt that he was too tired to love.The only thing that made him feel gratified in this world was that two days later, someone really jumped out to whitewash Lu Yixi as Yan Qiao said.

The Second Greatest Under Heaven v: After browsing Weibo for a few days, I can now confirm that the Luxixi 617 you mentioned is definitely not the courtyard flower I know!

Those who abandon me have already been worried since yesterday v: It is the first time I know that the person I like in the courtyard is actually a southern man. Do you want to make your smile so high after the new year?How can I listen to jokes happily this year. [Laughing]

Gu Kang＿Tang Xiaosa v: Although I am a few years older than Yuanhua, I don't know much about their past.But I have to say that as people who came out of the same orphanage, everyone has heard the names "Wolf of the Northwest" and "Three Idiots of the Southeast".The three idiots in the southeast like to cuddle together, while the wolves in the northwest like to be alone, but one of them is too injured and afraid of contact with people, while the other always pretends to be like ordinary people by avoiding the group.

Compared with those unknown whistleblowers, the speeches of big Vs are obviously much more credible. Erjie, Xiaoqi, and Tang Xiaosana are all on the celebrity list of "Revenge Orphanage" along with Lu Yixi and others First-class housemates lined up together.Although they are not as famous as Lu Yixi, they are all reputable and famous people in their respective fields.

Especially Tang Xiaosa, who is currently working as an executive psychological assessment in the Gukang Group, is definitely a well-known poisonous eye in the industry, and there is nothing to hide in front of him with any disguise.What he said was intriguing even if he didn't say every word, especially the last sentence, which could make Xifen go crazy in minutes.

Netizen 1: Yuanhua get√[pick nose] My Da Yixi was indeed a beauty embryo since childhood.Erjie, Xiaoqi, and Brother Xiaosha begged for pictures of Yuanhua when they were young!

Netizen 2: Northwest wolf... What's the matter with this kind of cp who is forced to die by the government? [Crying] Northwest wolves are so cruel!

Netizen 3: Thought, Northwest, Chenglu (Chen), Chenlu, suddenly found that the names of 17 and Brother Bei can be combined into words...

Netizen 4: I don't believe it, I don't believe it!I don't want to be so cruel!Obviously brother 17 and gentleman 82 are a couple, I want to be cute!

Netizen 5: Upstairs, don’t deceive yourself and others. Northwest sincerity is precious, and the digital price is higher. If it’s because of the dew, you can throw away both!

Netizen 6: Dewdrop... 617x master... You are awesome upstairs!

Netizen 7: Looking at the 5th floor, Xixian Party has fainted from crying in Queen Guo's arms.

In an era when all people complain and all people are corrupt, no matter how deep and connotative a topic is, it will eventually be inseparable from the fate of crooked buildings and spoofs.Just like countless conjectures about the west of the road in the past, this time the alumni's statement about the "Northwest Wolf" just made the public happy and abused, and made the female colleagues rotten and cute. The Queen of Heaven was replaced by a new topic and buried in people's memory. No one realized that this was actually a planned announcement.

On March [-]th, when the people had just finished the Lantern Festival and the Lei Feng Memorial Day of "Learning from Lei Feng's Good Example" the day before, the MV of "Little Red Riding Hood", which has been working for more than two months by the overseas post-production team, finally entered various video screens The website and music radio station, the powerful cast and the gorgeous special effects that surpassed the movie made all the fans salivate, and they all said that the screen is so dirty, wait for me to lick it again!

Although 617 died early, but Haoba is beautiful, Xiaoqiu Wang is cute, Weixian is handsome, Tony is awesome... No matter how you look at it, it is super awesome! ! !Can fight for another 100 years!

Especially after learning that this mv actually had an ultra-long micro-movie of nearly half an hour, the pre-sale places for the single "Little Red Riding Hood" in major e-commerce and audio-visual stores that night had already been queued for three months.Some local tyrants even said that they would rent a screening room in a movie theater to enjoy the full version of the micro-movie with their classmates and friends.

Only a week later, when those who got the single dvd watched the complete MV first, they all expressed their most sincere concerns about Lu Yixi's current psychological and spiritual condition! ! !

Male god, we know that your aesthetic level is very high, you are very thoughtful and stylish, but can you not be so vicious in the MV planned by the screenwriter for the first time?So you give me such a bloody content on the cover of the fairy tale? !Can you still love it!

What about the victory of justice over evil?What about the cute little red riding hood?Why did they all die in the end?Why even Haobaba has become a werewolf!In the end, the evil bully and the conspiratorial wolf prince are really handsome!Let me lick again first!

Those who have seen the mv are all kneeling, and those who have not seen it become more curious under the accumulation of countless comments and fan pictures. With the arrival of batch after batch, fans of music fans are like waves, wave after wave Yilang all died on the beach.

[Everyone who loves 617 was an angel with broken wings in his previous life] The master who retreated to draw a picture accidentally saw such a comment, and soon updated a status on Weibo with a picture A handsome photo of myself in bird form.

West of the Road v: In the morning of the stars, the wings are painted, and they fall to the sky. [picture]

The comments and retweets exploded in an instant, and everyone said that they had quickly picked up the broken chicken wing, painted it black, and put it back on their back. They wanted to happily fall into heaven with the male god.

Lin Ha saw Lu Yixi who was sitting across from him holding a mobile phone and didn't know what he was doing. In an instant, countless light-colored beliefs rushed towards Lu Xixi through the reinforced concrete wall as if on a pilgrimage. It blinded Lin Ha's eyes.

Lin Ha closed his eyes and kicked Lu Yixi without any trace. The fallen angel sitting opposite immediately touched the magic stone on the earring to absorb all the power of faith, and then took off the earring and sent it to Lin Ha. In front of Ha.

Lin Ha looked at the earring and wanted it very much, but felt that there was a hurdle in his heart, and he couldn't reach out that hand.

Lu Yixi seemed to know what he was thinking, and suddenly said, "From now on, what's mine will be yours."

"..." Speaking of being moved, Lin Ha didn't feel much, but felt that the other party's words seemed to give him a step, and he could suddenly reach out his hand brazenly, but before Lin Ha raised his paw, Lu The second half of Ezeki's sentence has already been picked up.

"Except for the throne of the Demon Realm. I can share anything with you." Meh~ "The throne is mine!" Lin Ha's eyes were fierce, and he grabbed the earrings and stuffed them directly into Lu Yixi's mouth. How many times do you have to say it before you can understand that the Demon Realm is my territory! And you and your group of stupid birds are the out-and-out foreign invaders!"

"That's not it!" Spitting out the earrings, Lu Yixi pointed to a title page that had just been drawn and said, "See for yourself who this person is?"

Lin Ha glanced at it, and the picture on the title page happened to be his other two older brothers, the Sumerian twin gods of war.The Sumerian god of war is divided into melee and far combat, and the one pointed to by the west of the road is the one that governs melee combat.

"Melee Army God Ninurta" Lin Ha calmly announced his brother's name.As long as it's not "asshole killing Matt", he is relatively peaceful towards any brother.

"..." Lu Yixi slid his finger to the side for a few minutes, and said again, "What about this one?"

"Long-range God of War Negal." Lin Ha squinted his eyes and looked at Lu Yixi, "Did you mean the wrong person just now?"

"Not at all!" A certain fallen angel stubbornly denied.At the same time, Lin Ha looked at Negal in the picture and for some reason felt a bad premonition that his scalp was going numb.

Lu Yixi pointed at Negal's face, and with the other hand, he took out the printed draft of Lin Ha's own novel and threw it in front of Lin Ha, "Negal and Ninurta fell out and ran away from home. Invaded the underworld, forcibly married the lady of the earth, and became the king of the underworld, what do you say?"

"What do you say?" Lin Ha didn't look at the west of the road, his eyes wandered around, "What does their matter have to do with me?"

"I also fell out with my brother, I also ran away from home, and I led someone to invade the Demon Realm, why didn't you marry me as usual?"

"When did this practice come about?!" Lin Ha pretended to be stupid.

Lu Yixi took out another stack of typed drafts, "Your eldest sister 'Eresh Jigal, Mrs. Earth', also because she had a falling out with your second sister, she ran away from home and came to the underworld, and your ex-brother-in-law 'Pluto Gu Galanna' got married and became the queen of the underworld and got the right to rule the underworld!" Although...she ended up killing her husband because of his extramarital affairs.

"Isn't it true that whoever comes to the underworld can marry and have the right to rule?" With two similar cases in hand, Lu Yixi instantly felt that he had enough confidence!Sure enough, reading more books, reading more newspapers, eating less snacks, and sleeping more are the true meaning of life!

"You think too much." Being refuted by someone with what he wrote, Lin Ha felt guilty, he leaned back unconsciously and said, "I haven't been a Sumerian god king for many years. In a sense, they and I are no longer part of a mythological system.”

"..."

"..."

This time, Mr. Feather, who was working hard to clean the floor, couldn't listen to his evasive words. He looked up at Lin Ha with a look of contempt on his face.

"I don't care, I changed my name to Beelzebub, and I am not in the same family with them." Lin Ha firmly denied.Sophistry or something is not the patent of fallen angels.

Hearing Lin Ha's words, Lu Yixi suddenly showed a strange smile, "Now you finally admit that you are Beelzebub?"

"So what?" No!one!generation!son!Strong!decision!No!Proceed!recognize!Lin Ha turned around and blushed.

"It will be easier if you admit it." Lu Yixi walked over slowly, and poked Lin Ha's back with the tip of his wing, "Look at the pure love article, the emperor has an affair with the prime minister. My demon is big, you It's time to have an affair with me!" I've been waiting for a long time!

"Your sister has an affair!" Lin Ha covered Lu Yixi's face with a magic book, "The emperor obviously has an affair with the general. Go back to the devil world and find your Samuel!"

The magic book slipped, and Lu Yixi said angrily, "You wait, I'll kill him when I get back. Then you will be the only one."