An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

I want to see the part about Roommate-kun!It would be even better if I could write about my roommate and myself being together happily!

The Lord Junguang couldn't help but crack his mouth and laugh when he was imagining, but he couldn't smile at all with a bird's mouth.Tsk, enough of this stupid bird image!Originally, I thought that becoming a crow would reduce the energy consumption and accumulate more feathers, but after a long time, the master found that the bird body is really inconvenient, even browsing the web and playing with a mobile phone is not fun.

The Lord narrowed his eyes in displeasure, and flapped his wings.Lu Yixi, who was possessed by the fallen angel's feather, immediately came out of the kitchen and presented a plate of delicious fresh meat to the master, and then helped the master to switch the mobile phone screen to the Weibo interface.

Thanks to the rule of taking turns cooking in the orphanage every week, Lu Yixi’s cooking skills have been fully developed since he was a child, and the experience of working in a restaurant while studying abroad has sublimated his cooking skills to the point of specialization, even if he doesn’t sing that day. Opening a restaurant can definitely earn a lot of super high level.

After Lu Yixi's death, his skill was naturally inherited by Mr. Feather who took over his body, so now Mr. Feather, regardless of Chinese style or western style, can catch all of them with his hands, and every dish can be cooked to make people give him a thumbs up.

But today, the Master looked at the little fresh meat that was fried on the outside and tender on the inside, but he didn't have the slightest desire to eat it.Recently, in order to stay with his roommate, he changed his appearance every day to go to the chip shop.But after eating French fries for so many days, my stomach will sag, but I still haven't waited for my roommate!

This illustrates a very serious matter!The french fries in that shop must be very unsuitable to Roommate Jun’s taste, otherwise, with Roommate Jun’s foodie nature, he would definitely go there for the second time in two weeks if he encounters delicious food!

Hmm... Your lord lowered his head, he has a chubby black belly, so fat that you can't even see your feet.I really don't want to eat greasy food anymore!The master turned his head arrogantly and looked at the phone again.

Weibo hot list

TOP1: A meeting will be held in the imperial capital, and the boss will instantly kill the Prime Minister of the Neon Kingdom with his eyes.

TOP2: Lu Yixi walked with the "Bird God", domineering sideways kill in seconds.

TOP3: Shen Tianwang did not buy a bag for the goddess on Double Eleven, and the new MV was spoofed.

Very good, it is in TOP3 again today, with a high degree of attention and a positive image, and I am not afraid that there will be no value-added belief.

The black crow poked the keyboard with its wings and posted a Weibo: Shen Weixian will come to my place next time to make a cameo, and I will help you redo this MV.

Immediately after Weibo was posted, there were countless retweets and comments, but the upset master was not in the mood to look at these things. He stood on the bird stand and looked out the window. At this moment, the colorful and noisy night scene outside made him more and more curious. lonely loneliness.

"Have you found out about the killing of the people west of the road?"

"Back to the Lord." Mr. Feather looked away from the little fresh meat, "I have read the information of those two brains. Like most killers before, they may have received the task of assassinating West of the Road on the black market."

"Who sent the mission?"

"It seems to be released by a foundation, and all expenses are funded by the foundation. It is not yet sure who is behind the scenes."

"..." Lord Shangjun began to feel his head swell slightly.What kind of guy did he choose this time, and someone actually set up a foundation to hunt him down.It's too exaggerated.

"My lord, do you think this matter has something to do with Lu Yixi's life experience? We know everything about him from childhood to adulthood, except..." Mr. Feather looked at the little fresh meat placed next to the bird stand on the lord. , He actually wanted to say: Zombies really need to supplement collagen. If you don’t plan to eat it, my lord, can you reward me with the little fresh meat.

"..." As the master of the main body, he didn't pay attention to what Mr. Yu was thinking. He took the time to look at the reply sent by Shen Weixian, thought for a moment and said, "Is the orphanage going to film in a few days?" The one Lu Xixi stayed at before?"

"Yes."

"This time I will go in person. You...you find a place to hide the corpse, turn back into a feather and go with me."

"Okay, my lord." Mr. Feather lowered his head, can we eat fresh meat after the task is assigned?

***

Although the script was revised until two days before the shooting, the filming started as scheduled.After all, time is money, especially in this purely commercial film that gathers so many well-paid celebrities.Other people's homes are more expensive than people in equipment and venues, but in their homes, people are more expensive than anything else.

At the opening ceremony, the crew paid homage to the suckling pig as usual. Lin Ha stood aside and watched the browned roasted pig skin, drooling and swallowing mouthfuls, waiting for the director, producer, and leading actors to hurry up. Click to finish the lines and eat.

But so many people don't know how much they can share, Lin Ha counted the heads and shed tears of sadness when he found that he might only get a piece of pigskin as thin as a finger.

But I didn't expect that the first piece of thigh meat cut off by the director was handed to him, and it was as thick as three fingers.

"Why is this so embarrassing?" Lin Ha quickly picked up the bowl, and blushed slightly when facing the red envelope Li Hai handed over, "It's fine if there is meat, and you don't have to be polite about the red envelope."

"No, no, no." Li Hai waved his hand, desperately stuffing it into Lin Ha's hand, "You must accept this red envelope today."

Lin Ha wrinkled his nose and was about to say that he was not short of money, Ning Fei, his temporary assistant sent by his cousin, immediately came up and whispered something to Lin Ha.

It turns out that according to the usual practice, all actors who play dead people or perform scenes of being killed in the film will receive red envelopes from the crew when the filming starts and wraps up. .

As Lin Ha is the only boss-level character who will be smashed by the chandelier in this reunion comedy, it is understandable to eat the first bite of meat and get the first red envelope.

"So it's like this." After Lin Ha understood the reason, he was embarrassed to refuse, and decisively accepted the red envelope offered by Li Hai.But doesn't it mean that there is only one red envelope?Why did Li Hai give Wang Youjian and Chu Lin a red envelope after giving him a red envelope?

"Hey, why did sister Sasha give me a red envelope?"

"If you play my son, I will definitely give you a red envelope."

"Oh, that's it." Lin Ha didn't think much about it, just accepted it as part of the routine.When more than twenty red envelopes filled Ning Fei's hands, Lin Ha suddenly said, "Can I have another piece of meat?"

In the next few days, the crew members who were worried that the young master would be hard to serve collectively discovered that it was easier to raise a young master Lin than a cactus, as long as they threw him a meal planner to play with.

There are only a few things that Lin Ha cares about every day:

"What's for lunch today?"

"Can I have an extra piece of meat?"

"Give me some soup on the scrambled eggs!"

In addition, when the crew members saw Lin Ha, he was sitting next to Ning Fei, holding all kinds of desserts and snacks, and he basically never broke his mouth except for talking.Seeing this kind of little fresh meat that can't be eaten, and there are vest lines and mermaid lines on the waist, Chu Lin can't help but go over and pinch Lin Ha's face when the filming is not going well.

"Oh, Young Master Lin, tell me how long it took you to grow like me."

"Probably hundreds of millions of years." Anyway, I have eaten this way for tens of thousands of years before, and I haven't seen any gain weight! ^0^

"It's really unpleasant news!" Chu Lin pinched, although she had always said that she was fat with a big heart and a fat body when she was happy. Baby, there will always be some difficulties in my heart.

Thinking of the bloody scene of "chasing the bus and chasing the fiancée" a few days later, Chu Lin felt a little relieved.Eat, eat more, anyway, it will be consumed in a few days.

It's not whether Dao Qigao deliberately retaliated, and even before the trial, he temporarily added dog blood so that it was irresistible, and it was a particularly troublesome plot to film.For other static scenes, set up two more cameras around to start shooting from different angles, and sometimes it can really be done.

However, this kind of dynamic and shooting location still has a certain limit, so we can only reshoot again and again inside and outside the car. It is necessary to accurately determine the starting time and speed of the car, and the start time of the actor's running start. It is impossible to pass this shot within ten shots.

Before starting the run, Lin Ha vowed that his physical strength is very good, and there is no problem in running 5000 meters.However, the physical energy consumed by endurance running 5000 meters and sprinting 100 meters*10 is always different.

Just after the 11th round, Lin Ha was so tired that he sat down on the ground and couldn't stand up anymore.

"Young Master Lin, there is one more round, it will be fine soon, just keep going." Ning Fei helped Lin Ha wipe off the sweat on his face with a towel, and handed him a bottle of mineral water.The makeup team members on standby immediately came over to help Lin Ha touch up the makeup.

Lin Ha shook his head and waved his hands and said pitifully, "It's no good, can we eat first?"

"No way. After the last shot, we can call it a day. Otherwise, it will be troublesome and time-consuming to rearrange the scene and find a camera when we come back after dinner." Ning Fei explained to Lin Ha.

Lin Ha lowered his eyebrows in disappointment. Filming is really not something that ordinary people can do. It's too tiring. "Then you go and get me the bun first." At this time, there is nothing to comfort except food. His heart is broken.

A distance away from a flower bed, a man who was supposed to be in the company waiting for a doctor to come to check regularly "just happened" to take a picture of Lin Ha kneeling on his mobile phone while sitting in the car, and sent it to the contact with the text the first person in the list.

[Such a stupid brother, are you willing to let others torment you?What do you care about? 】Yan Qiao's tone was strangely sour.It seems that he is targeting someone, and it seems that he is born with such a yin and yang.After texting, he just sat there so chillingly quiet.

Until Lin Ha finished the last one and the crew left, he didn't say a word, just sat there without saying a word.He didn't move his finger until the notification light on the phone came on.

【Are you going to visit the class? 】

[No, just passing by. 】

【Oh. 】

Then, there was no reply for a long time.Just like the one before in the studio.The topic started with something about Lin Ha, but was cut off suddenly, as if this boring topic had never started.The only difference may be that last time it was Song Chengxuan who didn't want to continue talking, but this time it was Yan Qiao who didn't know what to say next.

Since when, apart from Lin Ha, they couldn't find anything else to talk about together?After thinking about it, Yan Qiao finally decided that it would be best to forget everything.