An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"Qi Bian, do you know? If a woman who is not liked by her husband is too kind and naive, she will never be able to be the head mother of a wealthy family."

"Qi Gao, it's so strange. If a woman sees her husband's philandering husband suddenly adopts an 'orphan' back home, according to common sense, she will be suspicious. Why don't you pull the child's hair for a paternity test? of."

"Hey, Lao Qi, don't you think it's unreasonable for the director of the orphanage to change the child because he is not related to the rich merchant? He has no one to take care of him in the rich merchant. How about a good life? What if a rich businessman wants to get a DNA test? No one will change the report for him, isn’t it easy to cheat?”

"Old Qi, Lao Qi, don't you think it's unreasonable for a counterfeit to know that the male lead is the real son the first time he sees the male lead. Does he have a super DNA sensing radar?"

After a few days of getting along, Qi Gao can finally be sure of one thing now. Lin Ha's attribute is not a defiant young master, but a super informative boy who is full of "a hundred thousand do you know?" about the script.The more he gets to know you, the more he likes to tell you a lot of things. Now, as long as Qi Gao hears Lin Ha's more friendly cry, he will feel a sense of fear from the inside out that he can't even describe.

It feels like being with a child who is curious about everything and wants to know everything, or like an old man with Alzheimer's disease is talking to you every day about his running in the sunset and his lost youth.

In short, one word, annoying; two words, god annoying; three words, let me die! ! !

Qi Gao threw away his pen and roared unbearably, "What on earth do you want?!" Why did you tell me that the script had so many problems before the shooting started!I'm a poor man, I don't want to know any other secrets of rich people!I just want to write a brainless comedy script, Lin Shaoqiu let it go! QAQ roared and roared, Qi Gao cried.Although he really felt that Lin Ha was just looking for something to criticize deliberately, but every time Lin Ha said something, he always felt guilty and unable to refute, so he wrote a pen to change the plot. ", he always felt that the more the plot was changed, the more unsatisfactory it was, and he almost collapsed!That desolate situation seemed to bring him back to the editorial days when he was still ghostwriting, the days when he was so anxious that he lost his hair day and night, he really didn't want to recall it at all.

Fully aware of what bad things he has done, but determined not to change for the sake of the facts and the truth, Lin Ha stretched out a hand to Qi Gao who was driven mad within three days.The boy touched the middle-aged man's head, as lovingly and tenderly as the boy once touched the head of the divine cow in the temple.The only difference is that the hair on the middle-aged head is a little less, and the scalp feels a little cold...

"Actually, I want to say that you don't need to think so much. Just change the boss behind the scenes to the rich businessman's wife in the finale. Make the rich businessman's wife a real person with a hidden smile, for example, let her know that the rich businessman is having an affair. Ruthlessly killed the mistress, causing the child to fall into an orphanage, and then swapped the child for the child of her dead friend or sister when the rich businessman found the child... In this way, she was very kind to the child after it was brought back , and it seems much more reasonable to join forces with this child to seize property and so on."

"Do you think this is better?" Lin Ha blinked at Qi Gao after finishing speaking.

"That's bloody..." Even a professional screenwriter like him has gotten tired of such bloody plots recently, why does this wealthy young master still like this kind of memes?Is it really okay?

"But it sounds very reasonable. As expected of Young Master Lin! This plot is good!" Now Li Hai has almost become Lin Ha's little tail, and he has been following Lin Ha longer than the assistant Song Chengxuan sent to Lin Ha.

Good girl!Who told me that it has been bloody for so many years, this time there is going to be a story that is not so bloody? !Qi Gao looked at Li Hai with blood on his face, and wanted to eat him up.

Chu Lin patted Qi Gao on the shoulder, "Young Master Lin is right, let's fix it according to what Young Master Lin said."

"Teacher!" Qi Gao couldn't believe it, why did you betray me? !

Chu Lin narrowed her eyes enigmatically and said, "A few years ago, when the last part of "Harry X" was released, do you know what was the scene that caused the audience to cheer?"

"When Fu X Demon was killed." Qi Gao guessed.

"No!" Chu Lin shook her head. "It was when Ron's mother killed the evil witch Bella in one move! That scene was called the 'Victory of Housewives'!"

"What does that have to do with this drama?" Where are the housewives if the main wife turns out to be an evil woman?There seems to be no housewife role in this drama!

Seeing that Qi Gao didn't understand, Chu Lin sighed and shook her head, "I just want to tell you that housewives are also our important audience. In today's age where mistresses are rampant, women who have become or are about to become housewives They all dislike the mistress very much, and they prefer to watch how the wife kills the mistress to take revenge on her husband, rather than a movie about the wife being suppressed by the mistress...so let’s add a paragraph as Young Master Lin said!"

"Teacher, the case you mentioned doesn't connect with the final conclusion at all, okay! Have you started making nonsense just to make me change the plot? What about your integrity over the years?"

"After filming nonsensical comedies for so many years, you still think I have moral integrity?" Chu Lin put on a mocking expression with her plump pancake face, and at a glance... she was still full of flesh.

"Heh, heh." Qi Gao's mouth twitched into a speechless smile, and he turned to the last safe haven.In an instant, he found that Wang Youjian's face was as solemn as his, and he must be troubled by the problem of the script just like him!good accompany!Good producer!Moved Huaguo entertainment circle!

"Look, Producer Wang..." Qi Gao leaned over to seek comfort from his allies.

Unexpectedly, Wang Youjian suddenly became enlightened when he saw his face, and said with the same paralyzed face all year round, "Xiao Gao, change the script."

"What were you worrying about just now..." Qi Gao couldn't believe that even Wang Youjian betrayed him!No, if you want to die, you must die to understand.

"Just now I was thinking about whether Sister Sha Sha (the actress who played the main wife) could add a face-changing scene from good to bad, and then I suddenly remembered that she debuted in ghost movies. Although so many years have passed, I believe her face-changing technology Compared with Lin Shao, it must be even worse, and with Lin Shao's scene, maybe he can perform the feeling of the best mother and child on the screen."

"Do you still remember that they are adoptive mother and adopted son?" Best brother-in-law of yours!

"You can change the plot. For example, the main wife actually has a flower head outside, and the child who was swapped is actually born to the main wife and the gardener Lao Huang."

"It's even more bloody!" Qi Gao went crazy.Who told him not to be too bloody this time? Who the hell? !

"The bloody ones are the classics." Wang Youjian said from the bottom of his heart.

Qi Gao was stunned for a moment, and a picture suddenly came to his mind, "I remembered. You told me before that too much dog blood can easily damage the kidneys."

"Really? I don't remember. And there has never been a bad day in your script." Wang Youjian actually remembered it all the time, but he just pretended that I didn't know anything, and he was very realistic. Said, "Old Qi, it's not been a day or two since you debuted. You should be able to tell who is the boss. I got another sponsorship from Lin Tian two days ago. Don't let Mr. Song and Mr. Song down. Whether you can get the big red envelope depends on your script."

"..." Qi Gao suddenly felt that the burden on him was heavy.

"Don't get stuck with money." Wang Youjian threw down a piece of advice like a gangster boss, and left.Leaving Qi Gao alone and lonely inside the cow-faced revised script.I really can't make life difficult with money!

So three days later, when his bloody and tearful rewritten script was delivered to a leader, the neighboring directors finally smiled with satisfaction.

After reading the new script, Lin Ha couldn't help poking Qi Gao with a pen, and looked at the screenwriter Da Da with sparkling eyes.

Qi Gao swallowed his saliva. To be honest, he was a little panicked when he saw Lin Ha, and he was afraid that if he said something wrong, where there was a bug, he would be in bad luck again.

Fortunately, this time, Lin Ha couldn't think of anything more bloody.He actually wanted to ask one more question, "Well... since it was changed according to my plan, can you add my name to the list of screenwriters by the way? Just a few more strokes in the last frame will do." Tsk tsk, He is really a little embarrassed to have to say this sentence by himself! (^o^)/~~ "..." Qi Gao, who had been stimulated enough, read the script and wrote Lin Ha's name at the end of the screenwriter list.Although he is the editor-in-chief, the different storyboards in the play were originally assembled by different editors, so there were originally seven or eight people on the screenwriter list. Duolinha was not many, and Shaolinha A lot.Lin Ha has provided important opinions anyway, and it is not an exaggeration to want to add a name.

but!Qi Gao still wanted to say, "You are so vain!"

"Thank you for the compliment!" Lin Ha showed his white teeth, how could he accept faith without being vain?I don't know if others will have a little more admiration for him when they find out that he is acting and writing a screenplay.After failing to write novels, maybe he can switch to screenwriting, and it doesn't seem too difficult to help people catch bugs.Well, you can ask your cousin.

Lin Ha, who hasn't opened JJ for a few days, obviously doesn't know that his novel has suddenly become so popular that even non-humans are reading it.

A certain black crow who is very keen on reading novels when he is bored, reads the latest popular Sumerian myth novel on the Internet, the more he reads, the more he thinks that the author of this novel has a problem!

Obviously the main character is about Barr, why hasn't the cute roommate Jun been released for so long!Who are those spotlight-stealing guys?Is it really a relative of his roommate?I've never heard my roommate mention it!

The Lord Master tapped the screen with the tips of his wings in displeasure and left a message: Where is the author!come out faster!Let the protagonist out!

He wants to watch the part about Mr. Roommate!