An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

***Little Haba's Novel Boundary***

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The little bitch Enlil blinked his eyes and looked innocent and kind, and blew the pillow wind on the stupid father Anu, "Daddy, do you know? The human beings created by my brother have dug up all the gold, and you will never be able to Went to bed with the shining gold in my arms."

Anu, a god-level gold-crazy man, immediately burst into tears holding his head when he heard this, "Noisy, how can we live without gold! Go, wipe out all human beings!"

"Guaranteed to complete the task!" With Anu's backing support, Enlil immediately began to prepare for the plan to destroy mankind.Humans have a short lifespan, but they have high fecundity. Not many years after Enji created humans, humans have already occupied all the gold mines, big and small. arms.

Without thinking about it, Enlil immediately approached Apus, the strongest god of destruction in the entire God Realm.Apus is known as the great devil in the abyss, the billion-year-old tyrannosaurus among the kings of the underworld, who is keen on beating, smashing, robbing, and burning all the year round. When he heard that there was a task to destroy human beings, his dragon scales immediately turned up excitedly, hula la He flew over the largest gold mine in the world, and just about to open his mouth to breathe out fire, who would have thought that a stunning figure appeared in front of Apus.

Enki, who was transformed into the most beautiful man in the god world because of the faith contributed by human beings, flicked his hair at Apus, "Stupid dragon, do you want a date?"

"About! Appointment! Appointment!" The old tyrannosaurus, who never married a wife because of his ugly looks, had heart-shaped eyes, swished his tail and circled around Enki, and couldn't help but arch Enki with his head. base soft and round ass.

Ah, yes.I forgot to introduce, it is the hobbies of the gods, so they are not willing to wear cloth on their bodies, and humans only care about mining and have not developed clothing skills, so whether it is Enki, Enlil or the greatest Anu, everyone is just very simple He wore a long scarf around his crotch.

Therefore, the position offered by Apus can be said to be the only wrapped part of Enki's body.The meaning is also very simple and rude, take it off, take it off, take it all off!

Enji squeezed his fists and forced himself to smile, "There are so many people here, go and change places with me."

Great!Apusi opened his big long eyes, thinking that he was cute, and followed Enki's ass all the way down.But the further he walked, the more wrong Apus felt.

"Beautiful, why is there water around?" Apus asked, flicking his tail.

"I am the god of water, of course I will go where there is water."

"But I'm a charizard." Apus shook his wings uneasily.

"Huh?" Enji glanced at the knife and swung the knife, the virgin old charizard immediately shut up.I thought it was the first time to have sex with someone, and it was recognized as the most beautiful, so I should give in to the other party a little bit!

So they continued to walk to the depths of the sea, and after walking for seven days and nights, they arrived at the "House of Deep Water" surrounded by iron pillars.

Apus looked at the prison-like room, and said strangely, "Nice, it doesn't seem right here."

"Prison play, play?"

"Play!!!" The pink heart radiated from the stupid dragon again.

Enki waved his hand in disgust to disperse the love floating towards him and said, "Then hurry up and go in."

learn!The overlord of the abyss, who was too tough in strength and appearance to marry a wife, immediately got into the iron prison, and as soon as he entered, Enji immediately closed the door of the iron prison.

Apus stood in the cell, grasping the door of the prison with both paws, "What's the matter?"

"I suddenly remembered to get some props." Enji didn't think that this stupid dragon is so easy to deceive at first, since it is so, it is better to deceive a little more, "By the way, lend me your key to the abyss, I'll come back after I get my stuff."

"The key to the abyss?" It was the symbol of theocratic power in the entire underground world. Hearing this word, Apus finally became vigilant.

"I'm familiar with the way to the abyss here, and I can go fast." Enki said without blinking, pointing to the bathtub deep in the cage, "You should take a bath first."

"Oh!" Apus handed over the key, and jumped into the bathtub directly. The water of transforming spirits in the bathtub quickly melted away Apus' divine power, but for the obsessed old Chulong, he still had a pair of hearts. Looking intently at Enji, he said, "Beauty, hurry up, I'll wait for you to come back!"

"Okay. Wait for me." Enki took the key and waved at Apus.As soon as he walked away, he never overdid again.

Apus waited on the iron pillar and waited until the God Realm died. The dragon body slackened.And Enki successfully saved mankind in a few words without a single soldier, gained control of the abyss, and started the unhealthy hobby of the Sumerian underworld gods who were keen to stay in prison, hiding all their merits and fame. .

*****Little Haba's novel dividing line******

After uploading the "imprisonment play" that he owed for a long time, Lin Ha propped his chin with one hand and refreshed the page boredly with the other. After swiping for 5 minutes, he didn't see half of the comments.

Hehehe.The young man opened his mouth and revealed a Japanese-style smile, which made him feel very sad just thinking about it.Although he said that he will work hard to update and keep daily updates, and even wants to save some drafts in case he is dragged to filming after a successful audition and has no time to update...

However, when Lin Ha really got the complete script, looking at the script that was five times thicker than the trial play script, and reading the novel that could only wait for three comments at most in that week, he felt tired and didn't like it.

Lin Ha really has less and less motivation to write. With his fingers on the keyboard, he obviously has countless plots to write in his heart, and countless funny gossips to explode, but he just has no motivation to write, and no motivation to continue.

Lin Ha has once again entered into a period of bitter burnout, he doesn't want to code or read scripts, he wants to go back to hell to tease the three-headed dog next door, jump into the volcanic pit and bungee jumping, but if he wants to go back in such a dispirited way, he It is impossible! ! !

Therefore, in order to alleviate the desire to be homesick during the trough period, Lin Ha thought of a wonderful way!

Reading novels!

Take a look at those novels about hell buddies on JJ.com!Not only can you understand the positioning of your friends in the hearts of human beings, but also you can see other people's writing skills to increase your own skill value!

Lin Ha thinks this method is really wonderful.Well, at the end of the day, he was just trying to be lazy and have fun.

Lin Ha entered the names of Hades, Osiris, and Hella into the search box respectively, and of course the bastard birdman who occupied his house was indispensable.After searching, Lin Ha once again found that the belief value of the divine power of the gods of hell is clearly proportional to the number of fan fiction on the website.

Hades, who won the "Male God List with the Most Voted Female Votes", deservedly won the top position. Not to mention those novels in which he is a supporting role, there are more than ten pages of fan fiction with Hades as the protagonist.

However, after reading N novels about Hades, Lin Ha discovered an interesting phenomenon. In almost all the novels about Hades, Old Ha was portrayed as an infatuated, paralyzed, tall and cold man, facing various This kind of person who travels through time or is accidentally mistaken for "Spring God" is infatuated and unrepentant.

But in fact, Lin Ha really wanted to say that after Hades married "Chun Shen" as his wife, he was so regretful that his intestines turned green.Girls who wrote the article, do you know that since Hades married his spring god, his "invisibility hat" that symbolizes theocracy has been painted with a layer of JJ web color.

There are three children under the name of Hades and his spring god, but two of them were born by his spring god and Zeus... Do you think it's funny?

And the only daughter with the blood of Hades, the goddess of rest Kamalia... Her name is actually exactly the same as the name of the youngest daughter of Hades' old rival Hercules.You say what ulterior secret happened here?

Although Lin Ha knew the secret, he didn't intend to gossip about it casually. He didn't want to go back to hell and be sprayed to death by Hades.However, after looking up at a sentence written by a certain author in the author's words, Lin Ha suddenly frowned.

"Today I worked on the draft again all night, but I still couldn't make it to 0 o'clock, my little red flower, my full attendance...QAQ"

Looking at the crying expression of the author, Lin Ha suddenly felt that these authors really had a hard time. They not only had to go to school and work, but also updated their codes. They were all several times busier than him.

Mrs. Lin said that staying up late is always a taboo for women. It will cause multiple hazards such as endocrine disorders, obesity, decreased immunity and memory, and skin damage. It is an absolutely unacceptable suicide behavior.But compare the update time of many articles carefully. Those who update before ten o’clock in the morning basically get up early in the morning to type on the keyboard, while those who post after ten o’clock in the evening just go home after get off work and start working hard after a few mouthfuls of food. , and even some code words code until one or two o'clock in the morning.

It is not easy to be a woman, and it is even more difficult to be a hardworking woman. Lin Ha really feels that those little girls who write code words are so pitiful.

If you don't have time to sleep, just buy some mask and apply it to your face!Lin Ha wiped away tears. As the son of a beauty king, Song Sitian instilled in Lin Ha a deep-rooted idea that he would send her beauty products if he likes her!

But Lin Ha didn't know the author's address, even if he wanted to send something to comfort the authors, he was powerless.But there is no way to send beauty products to the author, so why not send some money directly to the authors!

Thinking about it this way, the little local tyrant of the Lin family immediately took out the food expenses for buying ingredients for cooking next month and charged it all into the JJ account.Anyway, he's going to be filming for the next month, and he just has a fortune left by not staying at home for dinner.

However, all fans of Mr. Barr 82 know that the ingredients of that stupid and cute po owner in their family are often very expensive, and the food expenses for a month must be an unattainable height!

It took Lin Ha a few days to finally vote for all the fanfic novels about the gods of hell that he had read so far before he dared to go filming.There are still some unfinished votes, so I have to wait for him to finish the flight and arrive at the shooting location before continuing.

But what Lin Ha didn't know was that because of his indiscriminate and crazy spending of money this round, some writers on JJ who wrote indifferent articles and never dared to count on torpedoes went crazy, and the editors who looked at the background data were dumbfounded Yes, and the readers who accidentally saw a certain leaderboard on the homepage dropped their jaws completely, and almost everyone had a unified doubt: Did JJ smoke again...

But after watching for two days, when everyone found out that it was not drawn by the system, the entire website erupted in a common exclamation: Who is that local tyrant called "Little Haba of the Lin Family"? !

Yes, Lin Ha suddenly became popular.When his writing was insulated from all lists, relying on his own efforts (money), he finally made it to a list that ordinary people could not get on. That list does not belong to any category, but only exists in the sacred In the center of the homepage, the list has an extremely domineering name called: Overlord Weekly List!

Behind every reader on the list is the total value of the overlord votes cast by him within a week.The tickets contributed by Lin Ha this week have far surpassed the two zeros of No.2, breaking through the highest record in the history of JJ.com in an instant.It can be called the Super Tyrannosaurus Rex on the Overlord List!

The author has something to say: Super Tyrannosaurus Rex! ! ! !

Apps: Are you calling me? !

Enki: No one is calling you, just stay and go

Apus: Okay... When will you love love? 00

Enki: Wait a little longer... I'll go get another thing...

Apps: Oh, great!