An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

The person in front of him couldn't see his face clearly against the light, but from the moment he appeared, the Lord felt a refreshing feeling of the spring breeze blowing his face and feathers.

In an instant, the Lord Shangjun felt that the person standing in front of him was cute, and he really wanted to do something!Looking at the Three Realms, there is only one person in heaven and earth who can make him feel this way! ! !

"Aww! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"My cute roommate! ! !The Lord's mood at this moment has reached the point where it cannot be added. He has countless things to say to his roommate, he wants to tell his roommate how much he misses him, and he was plucked by the antichrist's day angels in order to find him. Very pitiful and very wronged.

But as soon as people get excited, Lord Lord unfortunately completely forgot the tragic fact that he is not in human form at this moment.All the words that came to his mouth turned into strange screams.

The fallen angels probably could understand what he called again, but for Lin Ha who had exhausted all the plug-ins in order to reduce his faith power, he only saw the weird corpse bird in front of him twisting his body and seemed to be dying soon. It's going to mutate!

Oops, he rushed over with a bloody mouth!When Lin Ha saw something bad, he immediately stretched out the palm he had pinched the glass before and slapped the black crow rushing in front of him, and accurately slapped the master on the wall.

The Lord slid down against the wall and hit a pool of sauce and seasoning, his head turned around a few times dizzily, and all he could see with his eyes were stars.

That's right!This is the strength... 100% Roommate Jun beat it!After using his last strength to give Roommate Jun a thumbs up, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

From this sad story, we have drawn an important truth, you must wipe your mouth after eating!Anyone who sees a thing with blood on its mouth rushing towards them will fight back vigorously!

Lin Ha glanced at the black bird that had fallen into the sauce, and after a few seconds of mourning for the delicious seasoning he had managed to get, he raised his chin and stepped straight forward over the two corpses, with no head on his face. Go back through the alley and continue to look for his cake shop.

When walking out of the alley, Lin Ha couldn't help but think that it's a good thing he had a little bit of faith in his hands for the audition today, otherwise if he was pecked by an ignorant corpse bird, what would happen when he returned to hell? Don't you want to be laughed to death by your friends?

But this bird really has no brains, it dared to jump on him, this stupid Bara's appearance and hairy hand feel a bit like...

Shaking his head, Lin Ha tried his best to erase the fallen angel that accidentally reappeared in his mind from his memory. Strange, why did he suddenly think of that bird man?It's so weird!Nothing good has happened since I met that guy.

After Lin Ha walked away, the crow, which had fainted from hitting the wall, staggered up and looked around, and there was no sign of Lin Ha in the alley!

Ahhh!My roommate is gone again!Before he came in a hurry, he disappeared again!The Lord wanted to hug his head and scream, but when he moved his mouth, he discovered something even more tragic.The blow that hit the wall just now caused his bird's beak to come into close contact with the wall. Now the upper and lower bird's beaks are distorted in opposite directions, just like tying a knot. I can't even scream my roommate's name!

Why is this!

【Because you don't wipe your mouth after nagging! 】

So under the background of this day's bizarre and tortuous farce, the next day, when the proprietress of Uncle Shu's French Fries Shop opened the door, she almost went crazy... She, who did she see!

Lu, Lu Yixi actually stood in front of their shop!

"Please, may I ask, what do you need..." The proprietress stammered and looked at Lu Yixi in front of her, her mind went blank.

The feather-possessed zombie Lu Yixi lifted the bird stand in his hand, and the master with a fixed sleeve on his bird's beak flew to the counter to look at the menu.

All the flavors matched the seasoning that stuck to him in the alley yesterday!Lord Shangjun narrowed his eyes and spread his wings towards the nervous proprietress.Then Mr. Feather, who was standing aside, asked in a deep voice similar to that of the Lord, "Did anyone buy all the flavors of French fries from your side yesterday?"

The proprietress who was hypnotized shook her head with empty eyes, and the master stared unhappily, and saw that the proprietress shivered like an epileptic seizure, and packed her with all the sauces for Lin Ha in a hurry The thing was said.

The stupid crow, temporarily unable to speak, flapped its wings vigorously, and the feather version of Lu Yixi quickly played the main function of his "humanoid translator" and asked, "What's the boy's name?"

"do not know."

"Where do you live?"

"do not know."

"Then what do you know?"

"I know what he looks like."

"Oh? What does it look like?"

"Looks cute!"

Cute... I've known him for thousands of years!Want you to tell me?Lord Lord resisted the rage, and wanted to perform a higher level of insanity on the proprietress, so that the proprietress could draw the face of the roommate.

However, the high-level soul-absorbing technique takes a long time, and many pedestrians behind them stopped in front of the store because of the reappearance on this street from the west of the road.

"My lord." Lord Yu bowed down respectfully and whispered a few words beside the crow.

The black crow turned its head slightly, glanced at the crowd with mobile phones and cameras surrounding them from the corner of its eyes, and flapped its wings helplessly.

The proprietress woke up instantly, looked at Lu Yixi in front of her and the crow climbing up the counter and screamed, "Lu, Lu Yixi!" It was as if she had just opened the door and saw the male god. What a dialogue there was between the gods.

The onlookers who were standing outside had their facial nerves twitched after a brief silence... They stood at the door of your store for five or six minutes before you realized that it was a male god, the proprietress, you are teasing us!

The proprietress, who couldn't believe it, looked at the male god, at the bird, at the countless onlookers behind the male god, and after pinching her thigh, she was convinced that what she saw was a real person.

Although she took a look at it from a distance yesterday when Lu Yixi was running wildly on the road, seeing it at such a close distance still makes her heart beat faster and her mouth dry, especially when there is a dog standing on the counter in her house. Bird, it’s hard to believe that this is the real crow, the false mynah known as the "true love" in the west of the road?

"Please, what do you need?" The proprietress pinched the apron, her hands were sweating from nervousness.

"What do you want?" Lu Yixi asked.But from the direction of his eyes, it can be seen that what he asked was not the proprietress, but the black crow standing on the menu.

Facing nearly [-] kinds of French fries with different flavors on the menu, Lord Shangjun immediately recalled the embarrassing scene yesterday when he was covered in sauce. He really couldn’t fall in love with this French fries.But thinking about it again, these seem to be the food that roommate Jun likes to eat, so the master raised his wing tip and drew a seemingly random circle on the dining board.

Lu Yixi instantly understood, raised his head and said to the proprietress, "I want everything."

"All, all?" The proprietress opened her mouth wide, thinking that the male god would not abuse her in front of so many people.So in order to be sure, she asked again, "Do you want to pack it and take it back to the crew?"

"No." Lu Yixi shook his head, raised his chin to signal the proprietress to look at the crow standing on the counter, "he eats."

he eats? !Do crows eat chips?The proprietress's whole face was distorted in an instant, and she couldn't believe it when she saw the crow, but she didn't expect that the crow raised her head and glanced at her.The crow of the male god must be extraordinary, eat whatever you want!

However, twenty servings of French fries is too exaggerated for one bird. At the suggestion of the proprietress, Lu Yixi finally bought a large pack of French fries and three crows for the master. Twenty little jars of sauce ingredients.Except for the french fries, the packaging and placement of the sauce are exactly the same as the items dropped by the roommate yesterday, which made the master anxious and comforted, and the conflict was extremely extreme.

I thought that Lu Yixi would leave after buying the French fries, but who would have thought that he would take the French fries and sit directly on the waiting seat outside the shop, and put the bird stand on the dining table.Lord Shangjun flew from the counter to the dining table in an instant, and nodded. From the perspective of others, he was signaling to Lu Yixi to take off the muzzle on his mouth and feed him, but from Lu Yixi's point of view, his family's The stupid lord was saying to him: Come on, serve me a meal!I want to eat the food my roommate ate!

The visual difference is that big!

Lu Yixi carefully fed the French fries covered in sauce into the master's mouth, each one was very careful not to touch the bird's beak that the master spent a lot of effort to straighten last night.

After the thoughtful and considerate appearance was photographed and uploaded by the onlookers, it received countless hits and praises.

Netizens lamented once again that the Lord is really the true love of the male god.Mom, please let me be a crow named Starling in my next life.I also want the male god to feed me French fries!

It’s just that almost without exception, this type of netizens will receive attacks from members of the “Love the Lord’s Association”: Just like a bear like you, turning into a bird is just a stupid sparrow that can only bump into telephone poles, and you can be witty and smart like us Is it on par with your lord?Look at the movement of Lord Shangjun circling French fries with the tips of his wings, and then look at his self-consciousness in waiting to automatically fly back to the male god without the need for a birdcage and bird stand, you can be called the god of birds!Divine bird!

#男神家的神鸟# This hot topic quickly promoted Lord Lord to the supreme status of "national pet".The Lord Shangjun also gained an objective belief power in the non-human form, which just made up for the feathers that fell due to encountering the killer that day.

It is precisely because of this wave of magic birds that a local TV station sent an invitation to Lu Yixi for a reality show about "star pets".The filming location happened to be in the same city as the movie "Orphan Fate" that Lu Yixi will be starring in a month later.