An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

The crow, honored by Lu Yixi as "The Master", landed slowly on the ground, picked up the black feather with its beak, spread out one wing and turned the feather back to the inside of the wing, and then spread its wings against the wind.

Sure enough, the feathers are the most reassuring when they grow on themselves!

But God seemed to dislike him. The originally calm and windless weather suddenly blew a strong wind the moment he raised his wings, and the whistling cold wind poured into the room from outside the window.The artificial flowers placed by the window sills swayed violently, and the crow's outstretched wings were blown by the strong wind, and black feathers fell off one after another...

quack quack!my feathers!Sensing the falling of the feathers, Lord "Master" lost his arrogance in an instant, turned into a second-rate bird and hopped around the room, foolishly chasing his feathers. I didn't pick up any of them, but dropped more and more.

A crow that has lost its feathers can't afford to be hurt, so I can't ask for it! ! !

Seeing that a feather was about to be blown out of the window, the impatient and chaotic Lord Master finally straightened the tendon in his brain, and with a wave of his wings, all the windows were closed at the same time, making a "bang" sound. bang.

After the loud noise, the black feathers flying around the room fell back to the ground one after another because they lost the traction of the wind. The jet-black crow rushed over at lightning speed, sweeping all the feathers back with its wings, sweeping away. Back together, Ku Xixi picked up Xiao Mao Mao and poked them back onto her wings one by one.

When passing by the corpse full of holes on the ground, the crow would stamp its paws on the corpse west of the road in distaste.As a tsundere, oh no, as a proud fallen angel, if he hadn't been really unlucky recently, he really didn't want to put even a feather on this tattered corpse! ! !

Yes, you read that right, the species name of an unconventional creature, Fallen Angel, did appear in the previous paragraph.

This creature, whose appearance is completely indistinguishable from a crow, is not only a purebred fallen angel, but also the highest-level fallen angel at the top of the pyramid. All the beings in hell call him...

Uh, forget it, what his name is is not the final matter, the most important thing is that he has been really, really unlucky recently!It was as if he was "blessed" by God.

First of all, the long-dominated "Hell Chapter_The Throne of the Male God with the Most Female Votes" was taken away by others, and then the roommate who "lived together" for many years suddenly disappeared!

Thinking of the missing roommate, Crow couldn't help crying in his dark eyes.When he just fell into hell, Mr. Roommate had already lived in hell for hundreds of years.At that time, Roommate Jun was strong and he was weak. He would be dragged out and beat up almost every time because he mispronounced Roommate Jun’s name; But he is so powerful that he can easily attack Roommate Jun.

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!

But at this exciting time, Mr. Roommate disappeared!I searched many places but couldn't find it, Mr. Crow's face was so full of cows that he couldn't speak.In order to vent the grief in his heart, Mr. Crow decided to sneak attack the stupid angels in the sky to vent his emotions, but unexpectedly, he was attacked by the stupid angels in turn!

Thinking of those guys with white wings pulling and pulling off a lot of black hairs from his back in a hurry, Lord Crow's wing bones will feel aching and painful. Feel.I especially want to find a "cohabiting roommate" to rush over to bury her chest and touch her little butt! ! !

But the cute roommate is nowhere to be found! !And without gorgeous wing feathers, how could he have the nerve to appear in front of others? !

The unlucky fallen angel had no choice but to turn into a little crow and search for his lost feathers all over the world. In the process of searching, he accidentally discovered a better healing method than searching for them one by one, that is, to collect faith power!

To find feathers, one has to find them one by one, and poke them back into the wing meat one by one. It hurts every time you poke it, and even one bad feather will fly away, just like several feathers will fly away when the wind blows just now; But collecting Faith Power can grow new feathers one by one, and there is no need to worry about falling before they are full!

As the highest fallen angel, although Mr. Crow said that he can gain a large amount of fixed faith every year, and he can turn back to the original handsome and handsome guy with superb beauty in a few years, but in order to quickly change back to his original appearance To continue looking for the lost roommate, Crow had no choice but to avoid those annoying subordinates and friends who only read his jokes, and came to the world to collect faith in person.

Among countless greedy human beings, Mr. Crow chose left and right and finally found a person whose appearance and name fit his own aesthetics, and signed a devil contract with this person. This person is Lu Yixi.

According to the rules of the contract, the crow attaches part of his consciousness to Lu Yixi to absorb the power of faith, and at the same time he wants to help Lu Yixi become famous.This type of contract has always been the simplest, but who would want to...

It seems that Lu Yixi, who has a very simple background, will be hunted down every now and then!

During the first year of possession, Lu Yixi was hunted down almost every other month.At that time, the escape ability and counterattack ability of the west of the Human Road were very poor, and they would often be accidentally killed by swords and guns.Lord Crow was required to revive him with feathers every time, and it took as many as eight feathers just to save his life.

Eight feathers, for the fallen angels in the period of total victory, there are more than eight feathers lost by metabolism every day; but the bad thing is that at this moment, he is in a state of tragic baldness!Every feather holds a piece of his heart.

So when Lu Yixi was killed for the ninth time before participating in the O game, Mr. Crow couldn't take it anymore.Although the contract stipulated that the west side of the road should be popular, it didn't say whether it was going to be popular alive or after death.

So Lord Crow, who didn't intend to continue wasting his feathers, simply turned himself into Lu Yixi to participate in the O competition to earn faith.Unexpectedly, the effect of going out in person is several times stronger than being possessed. In just a few games, a fluffy little feather grew on Crow Lord's bare wings!

The speed is simply faster than taking a sun carriage!

Under such encouragement, if one is a diligent person, he will definitely become more courageous, work harder, and gather more faith.But!As we said just now, Mr. Crow is a high-level fallen angel.Who has ever seen a high-ranking fallen angel do everything by himself?

So, after the O match, Mr. Crow faced the extremely mutilated corpse in the west of Lu, and came up with a good way to make himself relaxed and not tired!

He injected his own feathers into Lu Yixi's body again, but it was different from the previous way of consuming the feathers to revive Lu Yixi. This time, Lord Crow turned Lu Yixi into a zombie. Action Zombies.

It's like a human-shaped card game machine, if you insert a feather, you will be a handsome singing and dancing male god Luxi, and if you pull out the feather, it will turn back into a tattered corpse.As for whether to take the time to repair those knife wounds and holes, it all depends on when Lord Crow is in a better mood.

With such a movable zombie, Mr. Crow's daily life is much easier. Not only is there someone to prepare food for grooming, but also a substitute when he doesn't want to be on the show.

Since then, Mr. Crow has transformed himself into Lu Yixi in live performances or live performances such as O games and concerts where many fans can quickly draw their faith; For the recording and broadcasting of the program, the feathers were uprooted and placed in Lu Yixi's corpse, so that the feathered version of Lu Xixi could go to work.At this time, the west of Feather Edition Road is like a clone of the crow.

As for letting the proud and clean crow possess Lu Yixi again... Please, stop making trouble.Even if you're not a Virgo, you can't bear so many holes and holes, and you feel dirty when you look at it.

Every time I want to fix it, but every time I don't know where to start.

The crow shook its head, turned away unbearably, raised its wings and flew to the bird stand by the window, looking at the scene of the wind blowing and the clouds moving and the clouds rolling and relaxing outside the glass window, it raised its head and said, "Under my sight, all For my country" the appearance of the second grade.All I can think about is to collect faith power, find my roommate, occupy the whole hell, defeat the white-haired angel, and rule the world!

However, little crow, before you get the second stroke, do you want to consider changing your body, take an elevator, and descend from the 24th floor to the [-]th floor.Maybe you will be able to happily meet your long-lost roommate.

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Lin Ha, who was sitting at the door of the apartment on the twelfth floor, was leaning against the door, sucking the canned milk of Tetra Pak and drawing the design of the rocket engine on the ground with his fingers. He wished he could build an engine and smash it on Li Siming's head now... …

Nine females and ten males, now is the best season to eat hairy crabs, but damn Xiao Ming defected and went abroad to eat king crabs!Is there any pride in being a Chinese person?Even if king crabs are flooding abroad, there is no need to promote friendship and diplomatic relations between China and foreign countries at this critical moment!

Let's discuss, can you send me the key first, and then send me two boxes of king crabs? QAQ Lin Ha, who forgot to bring the key, bit his straw and stared at the elevator eagerly, waiting for the security uncles of the property to come to help him open the house like Wang Baochuan guarding the cold cave. It will take at least half an hour for the uncles of the property to come and open the door! ! !

Thinking of waiting so long, Lin Xiaobao couldn't help but glistening tears dripped down his face.The more homeless you are, the more you can feel how beautiful the small sofa at home is full of snacks.

Sniffing, Lin Ha swore that if the security uncle dared to come and open the door for him within 10 minutes, he would immediately update the super drama of "How the Sumerian Sea God Seduced the God of the Abyss to Play Prison Play" tonight!