An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Wrong ingredients!If I knew it, I would put garlic!No, there was no garlic on that counter!It must have been taken away by Lu Yixi in advance!

Wait, do you need garlic in a smoothie?Lin Ha's eyeballs rolled around, and his brief hesitation suddenly turned into a firm belief under his thinking: even grapefruit peels can make milkshakes, and garlic must also be able to make milkshakes! ! !So it must have been secretly hidden by Lu Yixi!

While waiting for the red light, Song Chengxuan noticed Lin Han's rapidly changing and incomparably wonderful expression from the mirror, and was puzzled, "What mess are you thinking about?"

"Huh?" After Lin Ha was surprised for a moment, he touched his face in embarrassment and didn't know how to speak, but his cousin is not an outsider. If there is really a problem with Lu Yixi, he should remind his cousin first, lest he be caught by Lu Yixi in the future. Yixi's evil spirit was overwhelming, and as for Yan Qiao...who cares if she's mentally ill!

"What's the matter?" Song Chengxuan asked for the second time, Lin Ha turned to his cousin and said, "Let me tell you..."

"What?" Song Chengxuan glanced at Lin Ha again, and then focused all his attention on driving.

"I think the road to the west just now is abnormal. Based on my years of research... he might be worshiping an evil god!"

"..." Cousin didn't speak, and drove with a serious expression.

Seeing that Song Chengxuan didn't respond, Lin Ha said it again, but this time his voice was louder, "Lu Yixi is not normal, you must stay away from him in the future to know."

This time Song Chengxuan did not continue to remain silent, he said, "Sit down, it's time to turn."

"Oh." Lin Ha sat upright obediently, but the car was driving almost 50 meters ahead and there was no tendency to turn. Lin Ha finally realized that his cousin didn't want to answer him at all.Immediately, Lin Ha lowered his face, and asked his cousin angrily, "Do you not want to hear what I have to say?"

"Yeah." My cousin never hides anything from Lin Ha, "Who wants to listen to your stupidity? They just folded a pair of glasses for you, what's the matter?"

"As for! What else are you talking about? Am I stupid?" Lin Ha widened his eyes and said angrily, "Where am I stupid? I did your high school math homework for you!"

"Yes, yes. You are smart!" You have superior IQ but insufficient EQ.

However, if Song Chengxuan knew that Lin Ha had turned off the plug-in now, he would definitely change his words and say that his IQ was slightly low and his EQ was negative...

So at this moment, Lin Ha's children's shoe, who has a negative EQ, is completely unaware of his cousin's perfunctory attitude, and is still immersed in his own thoughts, constantly telling Song Chengxuan about the strange things he found on the west side of the road, "Don't believe me, I saw very clearly just now that Lu Yixi's pupils are flushed!"

"You think too much, those are contact lenses."

"His eye sockets are still black!"

"That's painted eyeliner."

"He's a big man who actually wears colored contact lenses and eyeliner!"

Song Chengxuan's hand holding the steering wheel suddenly trembled, and the focus seemed to have changed suddenly? ! "Could you please stop making trouble, he recently released a slightly visual-style MV, and it's still in the promotional period, so he has to wear colored contact lenses and black eyeliner wherever he goes."

"..." Lin Ha narrowed his eyes, such a serious explanation really made people feel uncomfortable everywhere.

Afterwards, Lin Ha unbelievingly took out Lu Yixi's change of expression when he saw him put the grapefruit peels, and told his cousin again, but the cousin just replied to him, "Su Hang has fallen to the ground, why don't you Don't doubt Suhang?"

"If you put it that way, maybe Suhang has a problem too!" Lin Ha's eyes lit up when he found the New World.

Looking at Lin Ha's expression, if he wasn't driving, his cousin really wanted to slap him hard on the back of the head.I thought that living alone for a period of time would make Lin Ha more reliable, but I didn't expect that it would become even more ridiculous. I don't know whether it is good or not.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Song Chengxuan to send Lin Ha back to the apartment, and after pinching Xiao Xianrou's tender face that seemed to have been injected with his hands, his cousin ruthlessly kicked him off car.

Lin Ha held his pinched red cheeks, and said in a naive way, "Uncle Wa Yao Gao tweeted out his abandoned wife Wa!" (I want to tell my uncle that you bullied me!)

Song Chengxuan picked his ears, he really didn't understand a word of Lin Ha's words! ! !real!

However, it feels really cool to the touch!It was cool and slippery, just like the silk scarf my mother wore when I was a child, Song Chengxuan couldn't help pinching it again.

Lin Ha was so angry that he kicked the true love car that his cousin regarded as his wife, "You are still addicted!"

The cousin stretched out his arm out of the car window, and touched the car door that Lin Ha kicked twice in distress, "Okay, I won't play with you anymore. Go home and eat crabs on Saturday."

"Hairy crabs?!" Lin Ha couldn't help swallowing when he thought of the glowing red crabs after they were steamed.

Lin Ha said goodbye to his cousin while thinking about the next dark cooking.But when he returned home, he discovered a very tragic thing... He forgot to take the key when he was taken away by his cousin in the morning! ! !Aww, make a fuss! ! !Where's Li Siming's phone number!Xiao Ming, quickly give me the key! ! !

When Lin Ha was looking through the phone book in a hurry, in the same community, the same building, and the same property under Yan Qiao's name, another creature was also very busy at the moment.

Lu Yixi stood at the door of the dormitory allocated to him by the company, and suddenly stopped still. The assistant behind him, Bai Weiming, poked his head out carrying a large bag and asked, "What's wrong with Brother Yixi?"

Lu Yixi lowered his eyes and listened carefully to the movement in the room with his extraordinary sense of hearing. He opened his eyes and replied blindly to Bai Weiming's question, "I'm feeling for the key."

"The keys are all inserted into the keyhole, do you still need to touch them?"

"The door is getting old, you need to find a good location to open it."

"Exige, you said the same thing to the boss last week, and the boss specially asked someone to change the lock for you."

"Really? I forgot." As Lu Yixi said, it happened that the chaotic voices in the room finally disappeared. He immediately turned the key, and after a "click", the door was gently pushed open.Inside the door, a black bird stood with its head tilted at the door. Its dark eyes were so dark that it was shocking to see.

Although he didn't want to admit it, Bai Mingwei was really dumbfounded by the sight of a bird, "Ah, Yizige, didn't you lock the cage this morning?" He subconsciously raised his head and glanced at the bird cage on the window sill. Startled him, "God, Ezego, you didn't close the window?"

And it wasn't that one window was left open, it was all the windows that were left open!All wide open!

"This is the top floor, and even thieves won't come in through the window. What are you afraid of?" Lu Yixi said indifferently, bending over and half kneeling and stretching out his arms, the little black bird walked along the stretched arms of Lu Yixi with its neck up. His shoulders were so arrogant that he didn't even bother to spread his wings.

In fact, Bai Weiming is not worried about recruiting thieves on the west side of the road, but... "Isn't this a bird? What if the bird flies away?"

"He will fly back." Lu Yixi replied in a very firm tone.

Bai Weiming wanted to say something, but looking at the black bird standing on Lu Yixi's shoulder at this moment, he had no choice but to close his mouth and zip it up. Why did he always feel that this bird was a bit sinister?After putting away all the things in the west of the road, Bai Weiming was "driven" out by stuffing a bottle of mineral water in the west of the road as usual...

Well, orphans are all a bit of a character flaw.However, who gave way to the high wages here in the west of the road?Besides, a big-name boss in the entertainment industry who never scolds is considered a rare top-notch.Bai Weiming said this to himself, took the water and took the elevator downstairs.

The room returned to silence again, and Lu Yixi and Hei Niao looked at each other. In an instant, the brilliance in Lu Yi Xi's eyes disappeared, and the black bird spread its wings instead, and the identities of the two suddenly changed.

He has always claimed to be a starling, but in fact it is a black bird that is a crow and is chasing Lu Yixi's head all the way, babbling, babbling...

Lu Yixi seemed to be a different person, and said evasively, "Master, there will be publicity tomorrow, and it's not worthwhile to use faith to repair bad face."

Hearing the word "power of faith", the crow obviously paused, but still pecked at Lu Yixi's forehead.A coin-sized black hole gradually appeared, and a cloud of black smoke emerged from the black hole, turning into a pure black feather in the air, and slowly falling to the ground.Lu Yixi, who was revered as a male god by thousands of fans, fell backwards and fell to the ground like a "rag doll" who had lost his soul.

But if you take a closer look, the title "rag doll" seems to be a bit of a compliment to "it".The so-called rag doll still has patches on its body, and at the west of the road at this moment, apart from the black hole on the forehead, there are countless wounds and scars on various parts of the temple, throat, chest, and limbs. These wounds are so wide open. It seems that there is no intention of repairing at all...

The black crow called "Master" didn't pay attention to the tattered shell. It was just a prop he controlled, and he didn't want to put his feathers on the body of a prop all the time.

And how many times has he said that processed food in the world is full of toxins, so don't eat or drink indiscriminately when you go out.I don't know what "Lu Yixi" ate this time that was highly "poisonous". Even he could feel the rapid loss of strength at home. If he came back an hour or two late, maybe "Lu Yixi" would be right again. Seeing Bai Weiming's facial corpse change, he will have to spend his energy to brainwash Bai Weiming again. The power of faith wasted every time is several times more than those holes on the west of the repair road.

The crow, honored by Lu Yixi as the "Master", landed slowly on the ground, picked up the black feathers with its beak, spread its wings and turned its head to poke the feathers back on the wings and spread its wings against the wind. Sure enough, the feathers were still the last on its own wings. Peace of mind!