An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Lin Ha: "On!"

Song Chengxuan: "Answer!"

"Private hatred has not been recovered, why pursue it?"

"Put a sack on it, beat him to death, it's mine!"

The old kindness has not been repaid, why should it be honored? "

"Write a check, pay as much as you want, and count it as mine!"

"Cousin." Lin Ha sighed, took off his glasses, pinched Jingming acupoint, and said, "The style of painting is a bit wrong."

"It seems to be a bit wrong. But when did our painting styles become the same?" Song Chengxuan asked back, and lifted the cushion on the sofa as if looking for something, "By the way, have you seen my car keys?"

Lin Ha calmly stretched his hand behind his buttocks, and took out a car key with a "B" mark from under the seat cushion. Song Chengxuan's words passed through his mind. It seems that their painting style is really like that, and they have never matched each other. Pass.

When Linha was in primary school, my cousin was studying in middle school, when Linha was in middle school, my cousin was studying in middle school, and when Linha was in university, my cousin... finally graduated from high school and was kicked out to study abroad! ! !

It's not that his cousin has been repeating grades, but that Lin Ha didn't recognize the upgrade mode of this world at all back then, and it took him 16 years to figure out that the world has really changed.

In the era when Lin Ha was still a god.The most important talent skill of the gods is: building rockets! ! !

The one who can build rockets is the god of the sky, the one who can build the aircraft carrier is the god of the sea, and the one who can build... well, sorry, the boss of the underworld was locked up in a cage made by the god of the underworld, so the gods of the underworld can't build anything, they can only squat prison.

The people at that time were very stupid. As long as the gods moved their hands casually and taught them how to use tools and how to make things, the people would unconditionally believe in the gods, and those who learned to fly rockets and flying machines became gods. The agent of the human society, that is, the original ruler of human society, the king.

So, the kings led the foolish people to kneel on the ground and offered countless shining beliefs to the gods.Then, after gaining these beliefs, the gods became stronger and stronger, and gradually possessed the abilities of ice, fire, thunder and lightning, immortality, and resurrection from the dead.

Too bad those are things of the past.

The bad friends in hell reminded Lin Ha when he left hell that the world had changed.But Lin Ha never imagined that the world would change so much. This is no longer the random local man he used to be, and someone would scream, "Master, you are so amazing." "Master, are you?" ~" "Great God, we love you!" The era of innocence! ! !

In the first 16 years of his life, Lin Ha has always felt that although rockets are not as rare as they used to be, he can still obtain human worship and beliefs by building rockets and spaceships, and then rely on those scattered beliefs to find that even himself I forgot where the Temple of Haddad was, and since then I have returned to the pinnacle of divine life.

But when he tried hard to recall that the power program he wrote was published under someone else's name, Lin Ha finally understood what his friend said, the world has changed, and human beings have changed.They are clever, cunning, and selfish.

Everyone in the Song family thought that Lin Ha had been hit by that incident, so when he changed his career to study archaeology, except for the patriotic and scientific Mr. Song who objected and protested for a while, everyone else acquiesced and let it go. Lin Ha's behavior, because they all felt in their hearts that a smart kid like Lin Ha would be successful in everything he learned!

Sure enough, within a year, Lin Ha quickly found out the most likely location of the ruins of the Temple of Haddad from the historical documents! ! !So for a whole year, Lin Ha was in the process of excitedly digging treasures, waiting to dig out his scepter beautifully, and live a shining and happy life from then on.

But when he was about to set sail to find his magic scepter in the second year, Shi Shi and Lin Ha made another joke.

Fight your sister! QAQ God is crying!

So, when my cousin returned from studying abroad, facing Lin Ha who was so sad that he looked like a little cat whose tail was stepped on...the two people's painting styles were not right again.

Song Chengxuan, who grew up in sharp contrast to his cousin's genius aura, became a powerful vice president of SD Entertainment, and topped the list of top ten outstanding youths. Lin Xiaoha, who had been praised countless times, was hit by a double blow He has become an out-and-out nerd at home, and occasionally commits some incomprehensible hell-yearning suicides intermittently.

It is completely incomprehensible.

"Xiaoha, you can't stay at home like this all the time, why don't you go to the company and find something to do." Song Chengxuan was ordered to release Lin Ha.

Lin Ha threw him a glance, and said seriously, "Call me Baal." I've said it so many times, why can't I remember it.

My cousin shook his head greatly. He really didn’t understand how his cousin, whom he grew up with, could grow up to be such a second grader, “It’s okay for you to have a foreign name, but do you know that this name is the name of a demon god? It’s like Lucifer and Hades. Have you ever seen a Chinese named Yama or Ksitigarbha? Can’t you be a secondary school student? If you go out, you’ll be laughed to death.”

"I know, I'm happy, I like it, you bite me." Lin Ha rolled out a dead fish eye, looking like I'm just like this, what's wrong with me.

"Okay. You can do whatever you like." Song Chengxuan didn't bother to entangle with him on such trivial matters, so he just let him go, "Really, go out and find some work, don't stay at home all the time. You can do it like this You have to hold back your illness if you have nothing to do."

"Go out to work? What are you doing?" Lin Ha asked him directly.

"Let aunt arrange a job for you, do whatever you want first, and get used to it first..." In the future, the company will always be yours, and you have to learn something...

If it were someone else, what Song Chengxuan said would not be wrong at all.However, although Lin Ha wears a human skin, his soul is a god! ! !

Money, career, rights, these things that human beings pursue are not what he needs. There is always only one thing he pursues, the power of faith!Being an office worker can save farts of faith!

Therefore, Lin Ha could only pick up the thorns and said, "Hehe, you let me be a man to do cosmetics?"

"Isn't there another department?"

"Women's daily necessities? Haha." Lin Ha's seemingly helpless wry smile on his face has actually activated his taunting skills.

"This..." Song Chengxuan was also embarrassed for a moment, aunt's company seemed to be a bit embarrassed... "Why don't you come to my place, I'll find something for you first..."

"Don't!" Lin Ha quickly waved his hands, "For the sake of family harmony, please don't, lest my uncle and aunt think I'm plotting something wrong."

"Then what do you want to do! Do you just continue living in such a muddle?" Cousin stared at Lin Ha a little angrily, he was really anxious for Lin Ha.I'm in a bad mood and squatting at home for a month or two, no problem, but I've been squatting at home for a year, how can I continue like this? !

"Actually not. I already have a plan, I think... I should learn to be self-reliant and re-train myself. For example, learn to cook first." Facing his cousin's anger, Lin Ha said, Still without a trace of expression, he calmly took a dish with a lid on it from the delivery car, and put it in front of his cousin.

"Come on, try the eggplant I fried in the morning, it's cold enough to eat with jam." Lin Ha said and poured a whole plate of orange peel sauce on the whole plate of eggplant.

"..." Song Chengxuan looked vigilantly at the plate of what could be called food for the time being, and his mind was full of scenes of Mrs. Song being sent to the hospital for gastric lavage.

"Don't you want to try it?" Lin Ha raised the eggplant in front of his cousin, "I remember you like oranges the most, and I specially made the orange flavor for you!"

Even if you like it, you can't eat it like this!And whoever fried the eggplant didn't cut it, they fried it whole!The cousin was deeply frightened, reached out his hand in his pocket and pressed the phone, and immediately picked it up after the phone rang, "Hello, ah, I see. I'll be right here... Well, Xiaoha, I'm in the morning There's still time, I'm going to the company first. You...stay at home, good boy. "

Faced with the fact that Song Chengxuan's cell phone was held upside down, Lin Ha didn't bother to expose it, but when Song Chengxuan was about to leave the house, he shouted again, "Call me Barr!!!"

Then a person calmly turned on the camera, and recorded and filmed the whole process of eating the dark food.