An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"I can't live this day! Let me die! Don't let any of you stop me!" The well-dressed young man with thick glasses leaned on the window of the third floor of the villa, as if he was about to jump out in grief.

The servants around seemed not surprised, no one stepped forward to stop him, the most he could do was to call the security guard at the concierge and ask them to spread air cushions outside the house, lest Master Biao would have too much fun performing the suicide performance. I stretched my legs and jumped down.

The blood relatives of the young man were even more calm about his actions. When his mother Song Sitian heard that the young man was about to commit suicide again, she just calmly asked her sister-in-law Li Rong to carry out a daily beauty plan and sincerely expressed that what the young man did These are all leftovers from her youthful play, nothing new at all.

Uncle Song Yiku and cousin Song Chengxuan stood on both sides of the air cushion even more inhumanly, fooling the old lady of the Song family into gambling.

"The old rules are one hundred thousand, don't dare to jump."

"Since this is the case, then I'll bet on the ability to dance. Xiaoba, my cousin is optimistic about you. Be brave, and jump down with your eyes closed. You won't die!" Cousin Song Chengxuan spared no effort to fool the young man, but it's a pity Before he finished fooling around, he was severely beaten on the buttocks by Mrs. Song with a walking stick.

"You're going to die! You provoked your cousin like this!"

"Oh, my grandpa, you are too hard." Song Chengxuan rubbed his buttocks and bared his teeth, "Don't say that you have never gambled before... By the way, grandpa, do you want to bet today? Hurry up if you want to bet." .”

"..." The old lady Song didn't speak, and hit Song Chengxuan's ass with two more sticks, and then said in a loud voice that he had practiced when he was training in the army, "Put it! In my opinion, it's just his posture After a while, I will definitely get cramps in my feet, and I will fall off by myself in a short time."

Sure enough, it turns out that Jiang is still old and spicy. In the end, Mr. Song won the bonus of 20 yuan without any pressure. He happily called the driver to go out to show off with his old friends. Who knew that the young man who fell on the air cushion slipped away by himself? Get up, hold up a numb leg, bouncing up and down in front of the old man, complaining sourly, "Using my grandson to jump off the building as a bet to make money, shameless! Don't be ashamed!"

In an instant, the old man's face changed. Looking at his grandson, he felt that this kid was crooked. He picked up his walking stick and planned to give him two sticks, but he didn't expect this kid's dodging skills to be twice as good as Song Chengxuan's. After jumping off the building, even one leg was not hit by the old man's stick. With one leg up, he hopped back to his small room like a kangaroo, and picked up his long-expired ticket to start a new life. A round of cursing.

Anyone who is familiar with the Song family knows that in addition to the Song family, the eldest daughter of the Song family, Song Sitian, and her son Lin Ha lived in the Song family.If it was in other wealthy families, the married daughter brought her son back to her natal family either because she did something bad and was kicked out by her husband's family, or she went home to fight for the family property.

But Song Sitian is different, she is a miserable woman, and the one who is more miserable than her is her husband Lin Hongyi who passed away early.The Lin family was a well-known wealthy family for more than 100 years, but due to a series of reasons such as wars and coups, the Lin family lost all their property and their male master.

In the most difficult time, Lin Hongyi's mother even had to take Lin Hongyi to plant rice in the field in the morning, and in the afternoon wearing a big paper hat to cross the street to be abused and criticized. small root cause.

Even though Lin Hongyi took advantage of the upsurge of opening up to fight his way out in the shopping mall, Mother Lin didn't enjoy a few days of happiness and left early.Unfortunately, Lin Hongyi passed away at the peak of his career, leaving behind his beautiful wife Song Sitian and six-year-old son Lin Ha.

Lin Hong and Song Sitian are more than ten years apart. When they got married, countless people said that Lin Hongyi fell in love with the power of the Song family, and Song Sitian fell in love with the money of the Lin family. Almost no one believed that the two really loved each other. , Until Lin Hongyi suffered from cancer, Song Sitian stayed in front of the hospital bed every day, worrying and working hard to forcefully exhaust a dignified young lady into a hospital nurse. Only those who were not optimistic believed in the true love between these two people.

And after Lin Hongyi passed away, Song Sitian cried twice and fainted in the mourning hall, and even bumped into the coffin to go with Lin Hongyi, which was really unstoppable.At that time, many people, old and young, persuaded and scolded her, but it was useless. It was not until the coffin boards were nailed up, and six-year-old Lin Ha slapped his mother on the face in front of everyone, that Song Sitian remembered that he had such a son.

"When a person dies, he is dead. Can my dad be reincarnated with peace of mind? His next life will be better than now. And you, go think about how to live well!"

At that time, Song Sitian really wanted to shout that she couldn't, she couldn't live without Lin Hong, she couldn't live well without Lin Hong at all.

But facing Lin Ha's eyes full of anger and questioning, she could only choke back all the words with tears in her eyes. After another three days of crying, Song Sitian suddenly seemed to have figured everything out, carrying her bag After going to the company, he took over all the businesses that Lin Hong left behind, and expanded the company several times after more than ten years of hard work.

And this is also the main reason why Song Yiku is not worried about his younger sister snatching his inheritance at all. His older sister is still too busy with her own business, and the literati-like aloofness she learned from her brother-in-law Lin Hong made Song Yiku Si Tian couldn't get used to the dirty things in the showbiz that were glamorous on the surface, and she wouldn't go out of her way to grab things from his brother's house by hand.

As for the real reason why Song Sitian took Lin Ha to move back to Song's house, it was actually very simple.It was because Song Sitian's mood was too unstable back then, and her family was worried that something would happen to her. In addition, there was no one in the Lin family, so Mrs. Song couldn't bear to have Mingzhu in his palm alone, so he took her back to the Song family.

At that time, many older generations who had attended the funeral would shake their heads and give thumbs up as soon as they talked about Lin Ha slapping his mother when he was six years old and slapping Song Sitian awake, saying that this kid was cruel and cruel. Absolutely, it will definitely be a powerful character in the future.

But after more than ten years, Lin Ha has never become such a great character as they thought, but has become more and more useless.Then ask the older generation, who is Lin Ha, they almost have to think hard for a whole time before they can recall in their heads a face with glasses that once appeared at the banquet with other members of the Song family , and then have a discussion with words in the words.

"It's that kid from Song Jia Sitian, who seems to have skipped a grade to build rockets at XX Academy. He's amazing. He's smart and much more honest than his cousin." In fact, he's just a tech-savvy guy who doesn't know anything else. I heard that The last time I cooked a dish, I almost sent Lao Song to the hospital.

"It's not making rockets, you remember wrongly. I remember Lao Song said before that his grandson is engaged in archaeology." By the way, I received a vase that is said to be from the Tang Dynasty a few days ago. Can he authenticate it?

"No, no. You are all wrong. I remember that kid was originally studying power engineering. At that time, Lao Song helped him make connections. He could enter the scientific research institute after he graduated from university. Who knew that an archaeologist popped up on the way?" The foreigner abducted that kid.” I heard that Lao Song chased him to the airport with a walking stick to beat him up, but the foreigner took Lin Ha and ran away on a cruise ship.

"Hey, foreign archeology." Then you can't appraise the vase... What's the use?

"Yeah, I heard it's still a country of Su...Su or something, alas, I can't remember clearly."

"It's Sumer, and we, Huaguo, are called the four major civilizations, okay? Let you read more newspapers and books, and you don't read them!"

"Hey, who cares about that after retirement. By the way, where is that Su? I haven't heard of it at all."

"It seems to be...near country I."

"Country I...it seems to be at war with country M." That means you can't even dig a hole...

What is the use of him?What's the use of him!

Lin Ha, who was most favored by the older generation back then, was instantly reclassified as a forgettable and unimportant role in just a few words.

And if Lin Ha knew what these old guys were talking about him, he would definitely sneer, and use the lines from the movie "Gay League 1" before Loki went berserk to announce to the world, "I'magod!!!"

It's just that after Loki finished speaking this line, he was grabbed by the Hulk's legs and hit the ground countless times, and Lin Ha, a god, had a much worse mess than Loki.

God, in fact, cannot be regarded as a real creature.They are more of a consciousness aggregate.For example, Avalokitesvara, as we all know, he was a handsome boy when he was in the Three Kingdoms, but after being introduced to the Hua Kingdom, she became a compassionate female Bodhisattva.This evolution is the evolution of human consciousness.

What kind of god does people fantasize about, so what does the god look like? Similarly, the stronger people believe in a certain god, the stronger the power of that god will be! ! !

Lim Ha used to be a god too.However, with the destruction of civilization and the loss of faith, his power began to weaken.All the way down from being rich and handsome to being a little-known hard-working cockroach, he could only find a place to live in a small dwelling in a hell with a large population, but it happened that such a small dwelling was even robbed by a bird man! ! !

Simply unbearable!

From the moment the snail house was robbed, Lin Ha began to reflect, and finally after hundreds of years of reflection, he realized that he could not continue like this!He must find what he lost and regain his faith! ! !

For this, he had planned all the steps before his incarnation into the human world.Go to the ruins of the ancient city of country I, dig out the Hadad scepter that belongs to him, absorb the remaining faith power on the scepter, then dig deep, spread the word, gain faith, and deceive a group of ignorant boys and girls to return to life peak!

However, even gods sometimes have to succumb to fate.When he was ready to go to Country I to search for the ruins of the ancient city, when he packed his bags and took the plane ticket with great joy, Country M actually launched a war against Country I by taking advantage of the twin tower crash!

The ancient city, the scepter, and the beautiful dream of going back to hell after gathering all the beliefs, all of these shattered into pieces before Lin Ha's eyes.

Lin Ha scratched his head frantically. He couldn't go to the ancient city, couldn't get back the scepter, and couldn't regain his faith. It was meaningless for him to come to this world? !He might as well go back to hell with a headshot...

No, you can't just go back to hell like this.Lin Ha suddenly shook his head vigorously. He came out so swearingly at the beginning, that he would fight back after accumulating full of faith power. If he rolls back in despair now, he will definitely be killed by the dead bird people and the gang. The bad friend died laughing.Where will his face be put then? !

But he can't go back, and he can't hold the scepter, what can he do now?Lin Ha sighed, lying on the table decadently, feeling that the whole world was gray.

No matter how powerful Lin Ha was a thousand years ago, at this moment he can only hold a pen, and the tip of the pen stabs country M on the world map.Muttering in his mouth: Damn country M, shameless invaders, curse your economic recession, curse the people's riots, curse your national plague!Curse your "Kidney 6" mobile phone that has not passed the certification of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology of China, and will never be sold in China! The GDP index plummeted and fell! ! !